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The Squad unites this week to bring you the typical level of unscripted idiocy you have come to expect from a bunch of, well...idiots. This week there is a very special segment brought to us by our friend GD Fenderson, certified forensic humourist. The Squad had dubbed him, "The World's Most Boring Storyteller." Judge for yourself. Love ya GD. 

Right out the gate the Swan brings you this week's piece of sh1+. This one is definitely a huge turd. Just when you thought it was safe to go in the kiddy pool. 

Drippy Steve delivers an actually interesting report about all the folks working for the government over the past 33 months that are clearly related to some sort of alien research or espionage. Our money is on aliens because after all, this is extraterrestrial time. 

Then the Beaveman comes in hot with not so grand rounds. This weeks case will make you dry. Just remember to blow the foam off it. 

Then the Monster takes an interesting topic, the paranormal, and makes it boring. Why is it boring? Because business and under-handed deals are boring. 

Does the Swan save the day with Dumb Jokes with Swan? What do you think?

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Steven wants to be Jerry, but he can't even be that cool. Can't take him anywhere. He inserts himself in the Beaveman's set, and reeps the benefits. How does he repay the Beaveman, guess you have to listen to find out

Swan tells a bit of true crime for this week's POS. Nolan researches very little and contributes even less. Then Beaveman comes in hot like he always does. Can he make Steven puke? Maybe. 

Then Steven comes in moist and pale with a meager attempt to enlighten the squad with the latest in UFO news. Is he ok?

Beaveman reads a contribution from the Trailer Park Monster, but doesn't do it any justice. You can't replace the monotone with the microphone. Hopefully JD will be back next week. 

Instead of reading jokes, the Squad calls their pal Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling's famous dirty joke line. Use your finger and call guys. That's (516) 922-WINE Thanks Jackie!

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Beaveman and Swan return from New Orleans with videos to share and knowledge to impart. Joined by that broad from the eastside of the state, (the claw queen) Kate Dore, they have a fun little chat about what New Orleans has to offer. 

Ever wonder how you get beads these days in NOLA?

Are the Red Beans and rice epic? Are boobs abundant? Should you fear the Vampires? Do you have preconceived notions about Voodoo? 

Well, you probably won't get many correct answers from the Beaveman, but he's going to pretend like he knows what he is talking about anyway. 

Movies mentioned in this episode

The Serpent and the Rainbow

Angel Heart 

Places to check out in New Orleans

The Old Absinthe House

https://www.ruebourbon.com/old-absinthe-house

Mambo's for amazing red beans and rice

https://www.mambosnola.com/

Kulture Vulture for horror and band merch

https://kulturevulturenola.com/

Road Kill for Cool clothes

https://roadkill13.com/

New Orleans Playing Card Company for unique decks of cards and art

https://customgambler.com/

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The Sqad partially unites to talk a bit about the Beaveman's thoughts and memories about his time in service. The conversation quickly degrades because Swan and Gigi famously cannot focus. Listen as Gigi attempts dad jokes all throughout the podcast in order to try to achieve the coveted Hiyoo! She doesn't get it, spoiler. Unfortunately, if you were looking forward to having JD on the podcast, we are sorry to disappoint you. JD is working hard, covering useless D-bags who don't show up to work. He will be on soon. Thank you to our Veterans of every branch of service this Veterans Day and every day. Thank you to our active duty, and those who have gone before us. Never forget!

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It may seem like we are so busy that we just pulled this podcast out of our butts, that's because we kind of did. The truth is, we just love podcasting and connecting with our audience whether we have anything to talk about or not. One of the great joys in life is just connecting with your friends to chat. That is exactly what we did. The Squad unites. Beaveman, Swan, Nemo (Mike Cotayo), have a typical conversation about pretty much nothing. Just catching up. The Swan brought along her token friend Cupcake to chime in periodically. Basically, he just stared at his camera image the entire time and lamented that we were not posting video to YouTube. Thanks for joining us and taking part in our weekly ritual of hanging with friends, that's you, the listeners.

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The Beaveman, Swan, and Gigi come together to tell their Halloween stories. You can tell a lot of thought went into them. Beaveman, forever the artist, delivers an amazing tale, while Gigi and the Swan basically just dial it in. Why do they even try?

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Big surprise, 3/4 of the squad on this episode have had head injuries ranging from concussion to whatever you would call Mike's water-head. Everyone's lives and experiences are different. Mike was a baby so who knows, he may have ended up being like the brilliant NikolaTesla or the horrible Adolph Hitler had he not been in the accident. The Swan has become more focused and manic. The Beaveman became even more morbid and dark. The brain is an amazing organ.
You can truly see why the squad is so out there now. Who else would offer to surgically modify their friend, straighten their contracted arm, or bang a member with another members residual, protective layer? Only Gigi has not sustained a head injury, which makes you wonder, WTF is wrong with her if she didn't bonk her noggin?

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We don't discuss politics. It just isn't our thing. But we will make fun of political parties, political candidates, dumb ideas, the amount of money they waste on trying to get people to vote for them, and the completely ridiculous notion that millionaires know what it's like to be one of us.
What is most important to us, honestly, is to support the human race. Well, not Beaveman, he thinks we should all die out. Which makes sense, since he isn't one of us.

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On this episode the Swan expresses her anger. That's right, the Swan. Maybe she is beginning to understand the Beaveman. What a novel concept that would be. The Beaveman does express his anger, but only at GiGi for being irresponsible.
The show gets wrapped up because Nemo, also completely unreliable, had to bale early. Instead of leaving the audience high and dry, the Swan and Beaveman interview a culinary expert. Or are they?

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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, The Swan, and GiGI unite for a depressed conversation. Why isn't the Beaveman his normal, loud and emotionally intellectual self?

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