Explore every episode of the podcast The Slaptail Squad
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
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| Blow the foam off it | 19 Apr 2026 | 01:51:27 | |
The Squad unites this week to bring you the typical level of unscripted idiocy you have come to expect from a bunch of, well...idiots. This week there is a very special segment brought to us by our friend GD Fenderson, certified forensic humourist. The Squad had dubbed him, "The World's Most Boring Storyteller." Judge for yourself. Love ya GD. Right out the gate the Swan brings you this week's piece of sh1+. This one is definitely a huge turd. Just when you thought it was safe to go in the kiddy pool. Drippy Steve delivers an actually interesting report about all the folks working for the government over the past 33 months that are clearly related to some sort of alien research or espionage. Our money is on aliens because after all, this is extraterrestrial time. Then the Beaveman comes in hot with not so grand rounds. This weeks case will make you dry. Just remember to blow the foam off it. Then the Monster takes an interesting topic, the paranormal, and makes it boring. Why is it boring? Because business and under-handed deals are boring. Does the Swan save the day with Dumb Jokes with Swan? What do you think? Thank you as always to our listeners all over the world. We hope we make you smile, laugh, shake your head, cringe, whatever. We love you all. Thank you Slaptail Nation! The Patreon is almost complete. Stay tuned! | |||
| Steven wants to be Jerry but he's just a pukey potato | 12 Apr 2026 | 01:38:15 | |
Steven wants to be Jerry, but he can't even be that cool. Can't take him anywhere. He inserts himself in the Beaveman's set, and reeps the benefits. How does he repay the Beaveman, guess you have to listen to find out Swan tells a bit of true crime for this week's POS. Nolan researches very little and contributes even less. Then Beaveman comes in hot like he always does. Can he make Steven puke? Maybe. Then Steven comes in moist and pale with a meager attempt to enlighten the squad with the latest in UFO news. Is he ok? Beaveman reads a contribution from the Trailer Park Monster, but doesn't do it any justice. You can't replace the monotone with the microphone. Hopefully JD will be back next week. Instead of reading jokes, the Squad calls their pal Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling's famous dirty joke line. Use your finger and call guys. That's (516) 922-WINE Thanks Jackie! Check out all of our episodes. Share with your friends. Bring some fun idiocy into the world. WE LOVE YOU! | |||
| Beads, Beans, Boobs, Vampires, and Voodoo | 15 Feb 2026 | 01:33:00 | |
Beaveman and Swan return from New Orleans with videos to share and knowledge to impart. Joined by that broad from the eastside of the state, (the claw queen) Kate Dore, they have a fun little chat about what New Orleans has to offer. Ever wonder how you get beads these days in NOLA? Are the Red Beans and rice epic? Are boobs abundant? Should you fear the Vampires? Do you have preconceived notions about Voodoo? Well, you probably won't get many correct answers from the Beaveman, but he's going to pretend like he knows what he is talking about anyway. Movies mentioned in this episode The Serpent and the Rainbow Angel Heart Places to check out in New Orleans The Old Absinthe House https://www.ruebourbon.com/old-absinthe-house Mambo's for amazing red beans and rice https://www.mambosnola.com/ Kulture Vulture for horror and band merch https://kulturevulturenola.com/ Road Kill for Cool clothes https://roadkill13.com/ New Orleans Playing Card Company for unique decks of cards and art https://customgambler.com/ Check out slaptailnation.com in the next few days for our silly videos | |||
| 2 Rocks a Day: A Veterans Tale | 10 Nov 2024 | 01:20:47 | |
The Sqad partially unites to talk a bit about the Beaveman's thoughts and memories about his time in service. The conversation quickly degrades because Swan and Gigi famously cannot focus. Listen as Gigi attempts dad jokes all throughout the podcast in order to try to achieve the coveted Hiyoo! She doesn't get it, spoiler. Unfortunately, if you were looking forward to having JD on the podcast, we are sorry to disappoint you. JD is working hard, covering useless D-bags who don't show up to work. He will be on soon. Thank you to our Veterans of every branch of service this Veterans Day and every day. Thank you to our active duty, and those who have gone before us. Never forget! | |||
| When you just want to podcast but your only option is a cupcake | 04 Nov 2024 | 01:06:08 | |
It may seem like we are so busy that we just pulled this podcast out of our butts, that's because we kind of did. The truth is, we just love podcasting and connecting with our audience whether we have anything to talk about or not. One of the great joys in life is just connecting with your friends to chat. That is exactly what we did. The Squad unites. Beaveman, Swan, Nemo (Mike Cotayo), have a typical conversation about pretty much nothing. Just catching up. The Swan brought along her token friend Cupcake to chime in periodically. Basically, he just stared at his camera image the entire time and lamented that we were not posting video to YouTube. Thanks for joining us and taking part in our weekly ritual of hanging with friends, that's you, the listeners. | |||
| Spooky-ish Stories 2024 | 27 Oct 2024 | 00:55:40 | |
The Beaveman, Swan, and Gigi come together to tell their Halloween stories. You can tell a lot of thought went into them. Beaveman, forever the artist, delivers an amazing tale, while Gigi and the Swan basically just dial it in. Why do they even try? | |||
| Who's more head injured? | 20 Oct 2024 | 01:09:24 | |
Big surprise, 3/4 of the squad on this episode have had head injuries ranging from concussion to whatever you would call Mike's water-head. Everyone's lives and experiences are different. Mike was a baby so who knows, he may have ended up being like the brilliant NikolaTesla or the horrible Adolph Hitler had he not been in the accident. The Swan has become more focused and manic. The Beaveman became even more morbid and dark. The brain is an amazing organ. | |||
| We don't discuss politics on this show | 15 Oct 2024 | 01:19:10 | |
We don't discuss politics. It just isn't our thing. But we will make fun of political parties, political candidates, dumb ideas, the amount of money they waste on trying to get people to vote for them, and the completely ridiculous notion that millionaires know what it's like to be one of us. | |||
| The Swan's Descent into Anger | 10 Oct 2024 | 01:12:16 | |
On this episode the Swan expresses her anger. That's right, the Swan. Maybe she is beginning to understand the Beaveman. What a novel concept that would be. The Beaveman does express his anger, but only at GiGi for being irresponsible. | |||
| Slaptail, just a little gray | 26 Sep 2024 | 01:06:14 | |
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, The Swan, and GiGI unite for a depressed conversation. Why isn't the Beaveman his normal, loud and emotionally intellectual self? | |||
| Horror pitch | 15 Sep 2024 | 00:55:11 | |
Spookier season is upon us. The members of the squad pitch some horror movie ideas. Nemo's was solid until he decided to use AI to write the synopsis. We find out the Beavemen believes art should be left to humans and AI should assist with medicine, science, engineering and tech, not art. | |||
| Season 6: Guess who's back and where did the Beaveman come from? | 08 Sep 2024 | 01:05:56 | |
It's the first episode after summer break. Welcome to season 6! | |||
| Swooshie pants episode: The Ghost Sheriff of Friant Road-A Monster's Lair Joint | 25 Aug 2024 | 01:08:36 | |
On this episode, JD takes the lead again to bring us a spooky story, that of the ghost sheriff of Friant road. Well, he tries, first we have to learn that Beaveman is obsessed with his hot governor, and that Swan has a lot of repressed rage. You get it, you have listened to us before. | |||
| I think there's a screwworm on my Ringdocus | 08 Feb 2026 | 01:44:58 | |
This week the squad unites for a typical idiotic chat session. Right out the gate, the Swan aka energy vampire and destroyer of fun, bores the crap out of the squad with her very long crime report. You cannot expect the squad to listen intently. It's like 5th grade English class all over again. The Beaveman brings it hard with Not So Grand Rounds. This week, he covers that flesh eating New World Screwworm, complete with pictures. Then Drippy Steve blows it. Of course he does. His idea of telling us his plan to talk about something cool is even more boring than Swan. Leave it to Drippy to take a dope topic and make it lame. The Trailer Park Monster saves the day by telling us about the Rindocus, which let's face it, just looks like a really bad taxidermy job, but it's still a cool story. Oh, and dumb jokes with Swan. Don't worry, she is still really bad at it. At some point the Beaveman plays audio of a joke he is working on. He and Steven are working off the same premise to see who has the better joke. Enjoy! Check out the Slaptail Nation Website to See the images discussed on Not So Grand Rounds and to see an image of the Ringdocus https://www.slaptailnation.com/ podscan_MXYN3N5TpHk8KwA5KkN2be0hUrleVjAJ | |||
| The Slaptail Squad's Monster's Lair bonus content: Le Nain Rouge | 11 Aug 2024 | 01:16:58 | |
It's a swooshy pants bonus episode! On this episode, JD, the Trailer Park Monster and Dark Lord of Brown-town takes the lead to bring the squad the story of Le Nain Rouge, the Red Dwarf of Detroit. If you like local lore, you may want to read up on this one because the squad continues to do what they do best, make idiotic comments and get distracted. Does the dwarf have a giant red hog? Does GiGi have impulse control issues, is Beaveman obsessed with islander ass? Guess you have to listen to find out. | |||
| What's my superpower? Last episode of season 5 | 30 Jun 2024 | 01:18:18 | |
It's the final episode of season 5. Time for most of the squad to kick back and relax for the summer. We top off season 5 with our typical idiocy. The squad unites to talk about super powers, real and imagined. What is your actual super power? Do you have one? You have to listen to Ronz and GiGi. Both, bullshit. Ronz's is bullshit because he is clueless. GiGi's is bullshit, because it's bullshit. According to the Beaveman. His may be the only one that is accurate. Not much of a superpower, but definitely a power he possesses, or at least a character flaw, from a certain point of view. Get ready for some special content during the break and for season 6 to start back up in September. Happy summer! | |||
| Dark thoughts 1, again | 23 Jun 2024 | 01:14:44 | |
Do you have dark thoughts? Does the imp on your shoulder scream louder than the angel? Is it normal? Are you normal? What is normal really? Does anyone really read these little episode descriptions. If they do, hello, I'm talking to you. Do you think about pushing Nemo over? The Beaveman does, but we know he is completely normal. You can tell by listening to the podcast and by reading his episode descriptions. Is there a shadow in the corner, is that you grandma? Enjoy. | |||
| Talking dry butts with James River | 16 Jun 2024 | 01:13:34 | |
The Squad unites to hang out with Michigan Comedian James River. | |||
| Parts, pics, and sex party planning | 08 Jun 2024 | 01:00:50 | |
This plan for this episode was to discuss Pride memories, but, it went off the rails rather quickly and devolved into a discussion about sex drive, sex parties, the Beaveman's fears that he will be perceived as a creepy old man, and Nemo's startling revelation. You can just imagine that the Beaveman will definitely continue to write his bit about his friend Nemo. Join the Beaveman, Swan, Jumanji, and Nemo for a completely idiotic discussion. Thank you to all of our listeners that help get us on the charts in the US and in Cyprus. We love you! Happy Pride! | |||
| Just get a divorce! | 02 Jun 2024 | 01:05:21 | |
Relationships are tough. There is no question about that. But why do some people do unspeakable things when they could just walk away? | |||
| Competitive eating choices | 26 May 2024 | 01:12:05 | |
If you were a competitive eating athlete, what would be your goto food? Would you eat a non-food item that is safe to consume? We all know by now that the Swan thinks she would be an amazing competitive eating warrior, but would would she prefer to eat? How about the rest of the squad? Join us for our weekly ridiculous conversation. Thank you for the support. | |||
| Mom's and traffic | 19 May 2024 | 01:23:40 | |
Do you love your mom as much as the Beaveman even though she ignores you? Well, it's pretty clear that Swan and GiGi don't. Yikes. Mike loves his mom but he lost her years ago at the grocery store. | |||
| Jaw poppin | 11 May 2024 | 01:05:05 | |
It;s a jaw poppin, teeth scraping, mouth breathing, rockin good time this week as the Slaptail Squad unites like a dysfunctional Vultron. | |||
| Pitching the Shart-Tank series | 28 Apr 2024 | 01:06:43 | |
The Squad unites to talk about what else, Nemo's adventures in toileting. Since the squad would love to see Nemo be famous and have his own TV show, they come up with an idea for a show he could relate to and host. Shart-Tank. Give a listen and think of your own product pitches for this show. Also, if you know of any disturbing garden gnomes for sale, please email the show and we can forward that information to Ronz. He's in the market for gnomes. Thank you to all of our listeners. | |||
| Swan's Food Aggression Disorder | 01 Feb 2026 | 01:27:55 | |
On this week's episode, we dive into Swan's Food Aggression Disorder. Swan brings us this week's crime report written by our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot. The case of the Tik Tok Murders of James and Kristin Brock from Carrollton, Georgia on February, 20, 2025. The Squad takes the Binge Eating Disorder Questionnaire together - giving their honest answers and the kind of self-realization you didn't ask for but probably needed. It's part comedy, part group therapy, and 100% typical Slaptail chaos. Play along at home and learn something about yourselves - Mainly, DON'T touch Swan's food! Thank you to all of our listeners from around the world for supporting The Slaptail Squad Podcast. | |||
| Scrolling through social media | 21 Apr 2024 | 01:05:42 | |
Beaveman, Swan, and GiGi scroll through social media and describe what populates on their feeds. Who has the most interesting feed? Can you guess what mostly pops up for the Beaveman? How about Swan and GiGI? | |||
| Sorry, you plan to dab what, where? | 14 Apr 2024 | 01:10:20 | |
See if you can tell that AI wrote this and not the Beaveman | |||
| Silky Smooth | 07 Apr 2024 | 01:13:42 | |
The Squad unites for their weekly ridiculous conversation about? Well, a variety of things. The Swan doesn't want anyone acknowledging her hotness, which is fine, since no one has and lived in the past decade. The Beaveman, Jumanji, and GiGi like to look nice for themselves and others. The Swan wants the world to burn. Just kidding, but seriously, she does. The Beaveman provides an update on his hair removal journey and his new life experiences with less hair. That dude is out there, but you knew that. Thanks for joining us as always. | |||
| It's the Slaptail Squad's 200th episode | 31 Mar 2024 | 01:58:41 | |
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad the squad unites to celebrate the 200th episode since rebranding. How best to celebrate? Livestream! Too bad the didn't open it to the public like they thought they did. Oh well, they are podcasters after all. Members of the squad pop in to say hi and converse as well as friends of the show. Enjoy this fun conversation as the squad reads a document that is at least 50 years old about ancient beauty secrets. Ever wonder how to get rid of your Dowager's hump? Well, wonder no more. Thank you to our listeners all over the world. It is so wonderful to have such an amazing audience that helps us get into the charts. You make it all worthwhile. Here's to another 200 episodes! | |||
| The Squad hangs with friend of the show Derek Lee Feltner | 23 Mar 2024 | 01:37:24 | |
On this episode the squad hangs with Derek Lee Feltner, local comedic performer, comedian, artist, you get the picture. Just don't say his name wrong. It was a super fun conversation and Derek fit right in with the collective crazy that is the Slaptail Squad. | |||
| Funerals are dumb | 17 Mar 2024 | 01:03:31 | |
On this episode the squad assembled to talk about how funerals bring out the dumb and annoying. Just when you think it is safe to mourn in peace, a dumb person doth approach. How do you handle the dumb and annoying? Do you just nod and look contemplative, or, do you remember what they said and bitch about them later. The Beaveman prefers to not only bitch, but to come up with material. | |||
| Gen X and hair in places you don't want it | 03 Mar 2024 | 01:00:24 | |
On this episode the squad invites Chewbacca's little nephew Nolan on to the show to talk about hair in all the wrong places and the Beaveman's commitment to get rid of his bottom hair. We also learn that Jumanji is ok with poop in his hair as long as no one else can see it. What? That can't be right. Guess you just have to listen. | |||
| Silly cult-like behavior | 18 Feb 2024 | 01:07:04 | |
So you're not in a cult. But everything you do is dictated to you by one person, and you have no free will. Sounds like a cult to me. | |||
| Clearly, Mike and Swan have ADD | 11 Feb 2024 | 00:58:27 | |
The Beaveman, many would not say he is patient, but it is clear that he has the patience of a Saint. How else can he hold a podcast together with Swan and Mike. Mike is either playing with something and not paying attention, or just not paying attention. Swan can't help but talk over someone. Never try to run a joke by Swan, she starts talking through the punchline. | |||
| JD vs. Jumanji: Out for justice | 03 Feb 2024 | 01:05:30 | |
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, JD Hutchins of the Monsters Lair podcast defends the slanderous statements flung about by Jumanji regarding those proud, glorious bastards known as security guards. On the last podcast as Jumanji looked down from his ivory tower of self-righteousness, he showed obvious disdain for all security guards. But low, the podcast took an immediate turn and the blame was squarely shifted to the innocent Beaveman, say it isn't so. They accuse the Beaveman of being an instigator which, as you know loyal listeners, is a bold faced lie. Join us for a fun chat among the friends you like to hear from every week. Thank you to all of our listeners and for friend of the show the dark lord of brown-town for joining us. | |||
| The Nose Knows Sharks | 25 Jan 2026 | 01:35:13 | |
The Squad unites this week for a fun weekly chats with our friends around the world. Steven is overly aggressive immediately which seems to rub off on the Swan. Swan brings us the crime report as written by our resource on the, "ground," Angela Tripsalot. This one is super interesting but of course, the Squad makes fun of tragedy. That's how you get through it. Gallows humor baby! This is a report a case out of Virginia that involves accusations that a former IRS agent conspired with his au pair, Juliana Peres Magalhães, to murder his wife, Christine Banfield, and Joseph Ryan on February 24, 2023. Swan was also instructed to work on her broadcast journalist voice. Do you think she was successful? The Dark Lord of Browntown brings us interesting information about a movie about the Mothman that was never released. Was the mafia to blame. Sorry, what mafia???? Mothman: The Film That Never Was is a documentary detailing the chaotic production of a 1997 independent horror film directed by Earthworm Jim creator Doug TenNapel. Shot in Point Pleasant, West Virginia, the original movie was abandoned due to funding loss, bizarre production hurdles, and, as explored in the documentary, alleged threats from local mafia figures. The Beaveman brings us this weeks, "Not So Grand Rounds." Hansen's disease, otherwise known throughout the ages as Leprosy. Let's end the stigma, seek compassion, provide care, and not have intercourse with Armadillos! We're talking to you Florida. And finally, the Swan brings us her attempt at jokes. We know you all look forward to that every week. Throughout the episode, the Beaveman recites the iconic monologue from Quint in the movie Jaws. Probably going to hear some form of that regularly from now on. Thank you to our listener's throughout the world. Your support means everything to us. We hope our podcast helps you get away from the BS for at least an hour or so every week. | |||
| Crazy story time | 31 Jan 2024 | 01:04:32 | |
The squad unites to tell some crazy stories very loosely based on occurrences experienced by listeners. Any similarities between characters in the stories and persons either living or dead are purely coincidental. | |||
| Birthdays, balance, and life with grandma | 22 Jan 2024 | 01:04:04 | |
The Squad unites to talk about memories of birthdays past. Apparently the trauma continues for Beaveman and the Swan. No wonder they are together. | |||
| Embarrassing stories of the Beaveman's childhood | 14 Jan 2024 | 01:02:18 | |
The holidays are over and the squad unites after a short break. The Beaveman shares stories about his childhood. Some of them are a bit depressing but others are downright gross and embarrassing. At least most people would find them gross and embarrassing, but the Beaveman thinks they are totally normal and hilarious. There may be something wrong with him. Join us for the fun. | |||
| Nemo's big adventure | 17 Dec 2023 | 00:54:27 | |
On this episode, Mike (aka Nemo) returns from his contract assignment in Arizona where he had many big adventures. Or so we thought. We really just confirmed that once again, Mike is a terrible driver. He doesn't seem to think so, bless his heart. | |||
| Super Spreader Ronz and all the nastiness | 10 Dec 2023 | 00:58:27 | |
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Ronz makes disgusting noises all throughout the podcast. Don't worry, the Beaveman only left one in. He wanted the audience to experience at least one. Try not to vomit when you hear it. Swan and the Beaveman had to hear it in real time. | |||
| Family gathering drama and all the balls | 03 Dec 2023 | 01:02:45 | |
The squad unites with special guest GiGi for a fun conversation about all the holiday drama. Apparently, Jumanji lives a charmed life because he has no family drama and enjoys hanging with the fam. Maybe he is the normal one. | |||
| Splitting yourself isn't cheating | 26 Nov 2023 | 01:05:09 | |
The mighty 3 assemble. The Beaveman is losing his voice on the regular which is super frustrating for a podcaster so he lets his number 2 (Ronz) and his number 12 (the Swan) run the show. Ronz demonstrates his inability to support the decisions of others by insisting on purchasing Christmas gifts for persons that don't want them. | |||
| Holiday memories, oh, and Nicolas Cage | 19 Nov 2023 | 01:15:54 | |
The Squad unites during this holiday season, when the world is going to $h1T, to talk about holiday memories. Some good, some bad. It's a fun trip down memory lane. | |||
| Ronzly fans | 05 Nov 2023 | 01:17:58 | |
The Slaptail Squad welcomes friend of the show Davison Sarai for a casual conversation about their new adventure as a content creator on Only Fans. Its an interaction that was sure to make Ronz slip right into several cringy moments. Don't worry, he did. | |||
| Possibly funny obsessive behaviors | 29 Oct 2023 | 01:08:21 | |
The Squad unites to talk about their stupid obsessive behaviors. The Beaveman is a neat freak, the Ronz searches for trash, Jumanji is superstitious, and the Swan sleeps with a whore cat. What does it all mean? Who knows, they sure don't. As always, you are never going to learn anything from listening to these morons but it sure is fun. Thank you all for supporting the show! | |||
| The Peanut King Defeats the Fiery Dragon | 18 Jan 2026 | 01:37:21 | |
The Squad unites to share their collective idiocy with the world. The Swan brings us true crime out of Columbus, Ohio. A developing story of the tragic murder of loving parents who leave their two children behind. A suspect is in custody. Yeah, pretty sure he did it. We're going to go out on a limb here. Our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot will continue to provide us with updates on this developing, sad story. JD gives us a history of the dragon in different cultures, tying directly into the Beaveman's continuing presentation of the Fiery Dragon of Medina. Get ready to hear the squad get grossed out as the Beaveman talks about the life cycle of the Guinea worm, complete with showing the squad pictures. But fear not people of Earth, for a hero emerges. You guessed, it, the Peanut King himself, President Jimmy Carter. Through his efforts with supporting the cause along with the heroes on the ground and the good people of the affected nations, Guinea Worm Syndrome is nearly eradicated. Thank you to our listeners throughout the world. Thank you for your support. It means everything to us. Images for the Guinea Worm portion of the show https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1LupUsfMFDPoszb39ioZb8iY81fpkJ8S2?usp=drive_link Slaptail Nation https://www.slaptailnation.com/ | |||
| The Squad Hangs with Friend of the Show Matt | 22 Oct 2023 | 01:31:06 | |
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, three members of the Squad have a funny conversation with local funny dude Matt Hybels who is a Kalamazoo comedy staple and host of open mic comedy at Up and Under. It's a completely ridiculous conversation about movies, comedy, and whatever else they feel like talking about. | |||
| A casual October coversation | 15 Oct 2023 | 00:59:30 | |
The Squad unites to talk about their favorite thing, random stuff. Every notice that those close to you have their own little catch phrases? | |||
| Ronz wants to do improv...or does he? | 08 Oct 2023 | 01:09:17 | |
On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Mike joins the squad from Arizona. Ronz takes the lead and asks Mike, now known as Nemo, some very boring questions. Don't worry, we left a couple of them in so you could have a sample of the 10-15 minutes of monotony the squad had to endure as the Ronz struggled to step out of the number 2 position. The Beaveman is however a caring Master of the Universe, and he cut the monotony from the episode. | |||