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Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life
Simon & Lorra
Frequency: 1 episode/6d. Total Eps: 207

We are Simon & Lorra. A married couple. Mum & Dad to three kids... Two teenagers and a tween (literally had to Google that). We love each other to bits but we also realise that we want to kill each other a lot. One day that quote will probably be used against one of us in a court of law. Each episode, we'll chat about life and allow each other one 'issue', which we'll then discuss in a nice, calm manner... Like cats & dogs.
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28/09/2024#94
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#HAWSTL 206 - Autumn & Jogger's Nipple both arrive
Season 1 · Episode 206
mercredi 25 septembre 2024 • Duration 33:55
Back in the shed for ep206 of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life. Today we cover...
• Our first proper night alone in years
• Autumn (& Autumn decorating)
• Foraging
• Pumpkin aesthetics
• The Christmas Box
• A mulled-wine cut-off
• Running, sneaky shoes & sore nips
• Soho adventures
• Video conferencing issues
If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com
Or get us on our socials here:
Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstl
Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio
Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura
Simon on X: https://x.com/catboyradio
Lorra on X: https://x.com/lorranotlaura
Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcast
See you next time x
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#HAWSTL 205 - P**nstar Martinis for Kids
Season 1 · Episode 205
mercredi 18 septembre 2024 • Duration 32:51
Hello! We're back and the good news is the bloody cameras worked this time, so if you scoot over to our YouTube page, you can actually watch this one and check out our new podcast studio/shed!
Today, we're talking about...
• A close shave (of the head variety)
• Your 'puff' feedback from episode 204
• A Kids update
• Lorra's portable bath
• Amazon lists
• Pornstar Martinis for kids
• The school friend distance cut-off
• Recommendations ('The Perfect Couple' & London's National Portrait Gallery)
If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com
Or get us on our socials here:
Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboy92/
Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura
Simon on X: https://x.com/catboy92
Lorra on X: https://x.com/lorranotlaura
Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorra
See you next time x
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#HAWSTL 196 - The Ultimate Cost of a Freebie
Season 1 · Episode 196
mercredi 8 mai 2024 • Duration 29:15
Ey up! We're back with episode 196 of #HAWSTL - 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', delving once again into the psyches of psychos! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, comment, blah, blah, bloody blah! And you can watch us o YouTube here: https://youtu.be/imxmbcVp544
On today's waffle...
• Bank Holiday Boxing Day
• An anti-masturbatory aide
• Sex education is back in our lives
• A hypothetical question about exes
• Needing time out
• The office vs work-from-home
• A relatable pointe shoes saga
• Peter Kay ad the cost of a freebie
• Football fans on a train
• A no-spoiler review of Peter Kay at the O2
• Our Kew Gardens experience
• Reviews of Baby Reindeer & Avoidance
If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com
Or get us on our socials here:
Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstl
Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio
Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura
Simon on X: https://x.com/catboyradio
Lorra on X: https://x.com/lorranotlaura
Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcast
See you next time x
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#HAWSTL 106 - Effin' Bees, Visa Runs, Dating Apps, Summer Chaos
Season 1 · Episode 106
samedi 16 juillet 2022 • Duration 58:30
A meandering flight of the Simon & Lorra wafflecopter, landing at various destinations, including...
• Illness & top-wife behaviour.
• The Hatta visa run.
• Dating apps (Tinder & Hinge).
• Kid-induced stress.
• Hating other people's kids and why they might hate ours.
• Travelling, airports & luggage.
• A geographical riddle.
We also recommended...
The Phantom of the Open - [Click for trailer]
Brian and Charles - [Click for trailer]
Big Boys - [Click for trailer]
If you'd like to get in touch about anything, you can email us here - husbandandwifepod@gmail.com
(this can be used for lucrative sponsorship, answers to the riddles, recommendations, suggestions for things you'd like us to talk about or verbal abuse)
See you next time x
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#HAWSTL 105 - Random Day Nut Lube
Season 1 · Episode 105
dimanche 19 juin 2022 • Duration 46:12
Hello you! And Happy Father's Day! Today we're talking about...
• Lorra's stress levels.
• Car AC armpit cooling.
• School Summer finishing time.
• Shorts problem for women.
• Local clothes envy.
• Back of thigh lady-hairs.
• Old-age boozeless hangovers.
• Male/female roles for kids.
• A rough week for our youngest.
• New teacher day.
• Trampoline park disaster.
• Saturday night hospital visit.
• Annoying house viewings.
• Unbelievable TikTok life hack.
• A shopping admission.
Busy couple of weeks head for us but we'll try to keep the pods coming. Feelf ree to drop us a line on our socials if there's anything you'd like us to discuss on the pod.
See you next time x
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#HAWSTL 104 - Car, Fridge & Pie Disasters
Season 1 · Episode 104
dimanche 12 juin 2022 • Duration 44:27
Hello you!!! Sorry for the pause in pods but as you'll hear, it's been a bit of a mad old time. Coming up we're talking...
• Simon's crazy TikTok figures.
• The Amber Heard poo prank.
• Quizzing.
• Being broke.
• Car troubles.
• House troubles.
• Takeaway trauma.
• The f***ing fridge!
We also review Top Gun Maverick, Keep sweet Pray & Obey and Adam Sandler's Hustle.
Don't forget.if you're in Dubai and you fancy hanging out, we're at The Cheeky Camel every Thursday night for Catboy & Lorra's Cheeky Quiz, then on Sunday afternoons we're at Home by McGettigan's for Catboy & Lorra's Homework (Family brunch quiz). Plus we're doing some half-Christmas events and a few bingos. Check out our socials for details.
See you next time x
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#HAWSTL 103 - Googling Women with IBS
Season 1 · Episode 103
mardi 24 mai 2022 • Duration 18:00
After it took three 'takes' to record the last podcast, Simon (mega-frustrated that his expensive wireless mics were 'playing silly buggers') wanted to test the mics on a drive. So we did. Apologies for car noise but we thought we'd put it out anyway. Today we talked about the fun news that we're getting evicted, IBS, our kids on a downer, the pitfalls of a takeaway living room massage, a kitchen cupboard reshuffle, a farting survey, how much of lives are spent trying to choose telly to watch, Lorra's disturbing bedtime viewing & the relationship TV venn diagram.
Don't forget, if you're in Dubai, you can join us live for Catboy & Lorra's Cheeky Quiz Night (click for details), which is very adult and very naughty and takes place at The Cheeky Camel, Cluster J, JLT.
Or, if you want to bring the kids, you can come along to Catboy & Lorra's Homework (click for details), which is a family brunch, every Sunday at Home by McGettigan's, City Walk, Dubai.
Hopefully we'll see you out and about!
See you next time x
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#HAWSTL 102 - AN AWFUL 'FRIENDS' CHILDREN AMNESTY' IDEA
Season 1 · Episode 102
dimanche 22 mai 2022 • Duration 26:53
It took three takes to get this one in the bag, because Rode's Wireless mics are about as reliable as bus timetables in the 80s.
Today we talk the truth about most kids, a really bad idea from Simon, other people's family social media posts, our weekly live events, watching stand-up comedy, an exams rant, Leo being back and boys/men not discussing their feelings.
If you'd like to know more about our weekly quiz at The Cheeky Camel (Cluster J, JLT, Dubai), click HERE.
If you fancy coming to our Sunday Family Brunch event at Home by McGettigan's (City Walk, Dubai) click HERE.
See you next time! x
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#HAWSTL 101 - JOHN FOTHERGILL
Season 1 · Episode 101
mardi 17 mai 2022 • Duration 27:22
Hello and first of all, apologies for the time since our last episode. We have both been itching to get back in the studio and record but have been terribly busy with all manner of life admin, some of which we'll no doubt waffle-on about in an upcoming episode.
We have two new weekly events happening in Dubai, as discussed on the intro today...
First of all, we are hosting a weekly Sunday Family Brunch at Home by McGettigan's (City Walk, Dubai) called 'HOMEWORK". It's a family event, which is part quiz and part gameshow but perfect for the entire family. Great food & drink, obviously. And a great way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Even teenagers join in! You can book tables by calling 04 385 2400. More details HERE.
We're also starting a brand new (grown-ups!) quiz night... Catboy & Lorra's Cheeky Quiz on Thursday's at The Cheeky Camel (Cluster J, JLT, Dubai). We're really excited about this. Super cool hang-out. Again... Great food & drink. And, of course, Dubai's biggest and most outrageous trivia night. Not for the faint-hearted! To book your team's table, Whatsapp 050 927 5711. More details HERE.
Today's episode is devoted to Simon's interview with Geordie comedian, John Fothergill. As you'll hear in the interview, John has no memory whatsoever of the time he's spent with Simon in the 90s or 00s. If you're hearing this podcast on the day of its release, you can catch John's final show in Dubai at The Laughter Factory (Studio One Hotel). All the details can be found here: The Laughter Factory
We'll be back soon with our regular pod. Hope you enjoyed this one. If you'd like to get in touch, email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com
See you next time! x
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#HAWSTL 100 - SPECIAL GUEST!
Season 1 · Episode 100
jeudi 21 avril 2022 • Duration 01:33:37
To celebrate the centenary of our little podcast, Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life, we've done something special. We invited our son, Leo, in for a chat before he heads back to university in Bristol in a couple of days. We start with a couple of anecdotes that we've held back on telling each other. Then we get into the funny, emotional, honest and sometimes awkward chat with Leo. A lot of you listened to our daily podcast last year when we were taking Leo to Bristol from Dubai and how difficult that was. Now we have a chance to ask all the things we perhaps have not asked on those horrible Zoom calls.
Hope you enjoy it. Apologies for the gap but we've been "spending more time with our family" as the dirty politicians like to say.
If you'd like to get in touch or whatever, this is where we can be found...
FANTASY REBOOT (Our other podcast)
See you next time. x
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