Back in the shed for ep206 of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life. Today we cover...

• Our first proper night alone in years

• Autumn (& Autumn decorating)

• Foraging

• Pumpkin aesthetics

• The Christmas Box

• A mulled-wine cut-off

• Running, sneaky shoes & sore nips

• Soho adventures

• Video conferencing issues

If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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Simon on X: https://x.com/catboyradio

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Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcast

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Hello! We're back and the good news is the bloody cameras worked this time, so if you scoot over to our YouTube page, you can actually watch this one and check out our new podcast studio/shed!

Today, we're talking about...

• A close shave (of the head variety)

• Your 'puff' feedback from episode 204

• A Kids update

• Lorra's portable bath

• Amazon lists

• Pornstar Martinis for kids

• The school friend distance cut-off

• Recommendations ('The Perfect Couple' & London's National Portrait Gallery)

If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboy92/

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Simon on X: https://x.com/catboy92

Lorra on X: https://x.com/lorranotlaura

Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@catboyandlorra

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Ey up! We're back with episode 196 of #HAWSTL - 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', delving once again into the psyches of psychos! Don't forget to like, subscribe, rate, comment, blah, blah, bloody blah! And you can watch us o YouTube here: https://youtu.be/imxmbcVp544

On today's waffle...

• Bank Holiday Boxing Day

• An anti-masturbatory aide

• Sex education is back in our lives

• A hypothetical question about exes

• Needing time out

• The office vs work-from-home

• A relatable pointe shoes saga

• Peter Kay ad the cost of a freebie

• Football fans on a train

• A no-spoiler review of Peter Kay at the O2

• Our Kew Gardens experience

• Reviews of Baby Reindeer & Avoidance

If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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A meandering flight of the Simon & Lorra wafflecopter, landing at various destinations, including...

• Illness & top-wife behaviour.

• The Hatta visa run.

• Dating apps (Tinder & Hinge).

• Kid-induced stress.

• Hating other people's kids and why they might hate ours.

• Travelling, airports & luggage.

• A geographical riddle.

We also recommended...

The Phantom of the Open - [Click for trailer]

Brian and Charles - [Click for trailer]

Big Boys - [Click for trailer]

If you'd like to get in touch about anything, you can email us here - husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

(this can be used for lucrative sponsorship, answers to the riddles, recommendations, suggestions for things you'd like us to talk about or verbal abuse)

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Hello you! And Happy Father's Day! Today we're talking about...

• Lorra's stress levels.

• Car AC armpit cooling.

• School Summer finishing time.

• Shorts problem for women.

• Local clothes envy.

• Back of thigh lady-hairs.

• Old-age boozeless hangovers.

• Male/female roles for kids.

• A rough week for our youngest.

• New teacher day.

• Trampoline park disaster.

• Saturday night hospital visit.

• Annoying house viewings.

• Unbelievable TikTok life hack.

• A shopping admission.

Busy couple of weeks head for us but we'll try to keep the pods coming. Feelf ree to drop us a line on our socials if there's anything you'd like us to discuss on the pod.

See you next time x

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Hello you!!! Sorry for the pause in pods but as you'll hear, it's been a bit of a mad old time. Coming up we're talking...

• Simon's crazy TikTok figures.

• The Amber Heard poo prank.

• Quizzing.

• Being broke.

• Car troubles.

• House troubles.

• Takeaway trauma.

• The f***ing fridge!

We also review Top Gun Maverick, Keep sweet Pray & Obey and Adam Sandler's Hustle.

Don't forget.if you're in Dubai and you fancy hanging out, we're at The Cheeky Camel every Thursday night for Catboy & Lorra's Cheeky Quiz, then on Sunday afternoons we're at Home by McGettigan's for Catboy & Lorra's Homework (Family brunch quiz). Plus we're doing some half-Christmas events and a few bingos. Check out our socials for details.

See you next time x

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After it took three 'takes' to record the last podcast, Simon (mega-frustrated that his expensive wireless mics were 'playing silly buggers') wanted to test the mics on a drive. So we did. Apologies for car noise but we thought we'd put it out anyway. Today we talked about the fun news that we're getting evicted, IBS, our kids on a downer, the pitfalls of a takeaway living room massage, a kitchen cupboard reshuffle, a farting survey, how much of lives are spent trying to choose telly to watch, Lorra's disturbing bedtime viewing & the relationship TV venn diagram.

Don't forget, if you're in Dubai, you can join us live for Catboy & Lorra's Cheeky Quiz Night (click for details), which is very adult and very naughty and takes place at The Cheeky Camel, Cluster J, JLT.

Or, if you want to bring the kids, you can come along to Catboy & Lorra's Homework (click for details), which is a family brunch, every Sunday at Home by McGettigan's, City Walk, Dubai.

Hopefully we'll see you out and about!

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It took three takes to get this one in the bag, because Rode's Wireless mics are about as reliable as bus timetables in the 80s.

Today we talk the truth about most kids, a really bad idea from Simon, other people's family social media posts, our weekly live events, watching stand-up comedy, an exams rant, Leo being back and boys/men not discussing their feelings.

If you'd like to know more about our weekly quiz at The Cheeky Camel (Cluster J, JLT, Dubai), click HERE.

If you fancy coming to our Sunday Family Brunch event at Home by McGettigan's (City Walk, Dubai) click HERE.

See you next time! x

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Hello and first of all, apologies for the time since our last episode. We have both been itching to get back in the studio and record but have been terribly busy with all manner of life admin, some of which we'll no doubt waffle-on about in an upcoming episode.

We have two new weekly events happening in Dubai, as discussed on the intro today...

First of all, we are hosting a weekly Sunday Family Brunch at Home by McGettigan's (City Walk, Dubai) called 'HOMEWORK". It's a family event, which is part quiz and part gameshow but perfect for the entire family. Great food & drink, obviously. And a great way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Even teenagers join in! You can book tables by calling 04 385 2400. More details HERE.

We're also starting a brand new (grown-ups!) quiz night... Catboy & Lorra's Cheeky Quiz on Thursday's at The Cheeky Camel (Cluster J, JLT, Dubai). We're really excited about this. Super cool hang-out. Again... Great food & drink. And, of course, Dubai's biggest and most outrageous trivia night. Not for the faint-hearted! To book your team's table, Whatsapp 050 927 5711. More details HERE.

Today's episode is devoted to Simon's interview with Geordie comedian, John Fothergill. As you'll hear in the interview, John has no memory whatsoever of the time he's spent with Simon in the 90s or 00s. If you're hearing this podcast on the day of its release, you can catch John's final show in Dubai at The Laughter Factory (Studio One Hotel). All the details can be found here: The Laughter Factory

We'll be back soon with our regular pod. Hope you enjoyed this one. If you'd like to get in touch, email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

See you next time! x

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To celebrate the centenary of our little podcast, Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life, we've done something special. We invited our son, Leo, in for a chat before he heads back to university in Bristol in a couple of days. We start with a couple of anecdotes that we've held back on telling each other. Then we get into the funny, emotional, honest and sometimes awkward chat with Leo. A lot of you listened to our daily podcast last year when we were taking Leo to Bristol from Dubai and how difficult that was. Now we have a chance to ask all the things we perhaps have not asked on those horrible Zoom calls.

Hope you enjoy it. Apologies for the gap but we've been "spending more time with our family" as the dirty politicians like to say.

If you'd like to get in touch or whatever, this is where we can be found...

SIMON TWITTER

LORRA TWITTER

SIMON INSTA

LORRA INSTA

FANTASY REBOOT (Our other podcast)

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Hello hello! On today's wafflecopter, we talk about...

• Simon still having his shoes on 5 hours after getting home from work.

• Lorra grafting.

• Lorra's 'Goodfella's wives at a BBQ' outfit.

• Our son arriving from uni in the UK.

• Tonnes of DIY before he gets here.

• Our youngest and the Mumiso(?) shop.

• Bad Cinderella song covers.

• Our thoughts on watching 'The Batman' & 'Bad Guys'.

• The World cup of #HAWTSL updates (including Hellman's gravy mayo, Best Bruce, Best Takeaway, Best Chips, Best Tea, Best Bruce Willis Thing, Best Airport Duty Free Treat & Worst People in the Cinema).

• 24hrs of the worst mother/daughter farting ever witnessed.

• Daughter dramas on the airport run later.

• A great '99' joke for all husbands to se every single night forever.

If you'd like to get in touch or whatever, this is where we can be found...

SIMON TWITTER

LORRA TWITTER

SIMON INSTA

LORRA INSTA

FANTASY REBOOT (Our other podcast)

See you next time! x

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Hello! On today's STILL NOT 30 MINS episode of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' podcast we talk about...

• Having an empty house tonight.

• The Batman.

• The cinema vs home movies.

• Our kids getting smashed on coffee.

• Adventure Park & vomitting.

• Last night's memorial to a lost friend.

• Lorra's fringe issue.

• Lorra's tipping nightmare.

We also recommended/reviewed a couple of things...

When We Were Bullies (short film): https://bit.ly/3r2Y3X8

Also, two podcasts we highly recommend...

How Do You Cope with Elis & John

Shaun Keaveny's Creative Cul de Sac

That'll do! We're off to The Batman.

See you next time x

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Hello! So, we're trying to get the episodes back to our original brief or around/under half an hour. We don't mind listening to long podcasts and maybe you do or don't but we'd rather do shorter ones regularly than miss two weeks and then spew-out the audio equivalent of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, expect about bodily functions and being broke. Speaking of which, on today's episode of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life...

• April Fools Day.

• Ramadan.

• Why we can't speak Arabic but could learn French.

• Nightmare money scenario.

• The end of Expo.

• An extremely lucky catch.

• The lemon tree.

• Readying the back garden for entertainment.

• The World Cup draw.

• Dodgy car park murder weapons.

We also got back on to a few reviews...

• CODA - https://bit.ly/3LDiP7c

• Nightmare Alley - https://bit.ly/3DA4mWR

• Drive My Car - https://bit.ly/38giQzH

• Belfast - https://bit.ly/3uLJXKF

• Cyrano - https://bit.ly/3J0Qvds

And here's the beautiful song from Cyrano (Wherever I Fall) we talk about - https://bit.ly/378RURL

Okay. That'll do for today. Any feedback is always welcome. Email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

See you next time x

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Hello! Welcome to episode 195 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTL

Please don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps!

And don't forget you can now watch (and subscribe) to us on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/imxmbcVp544

On today's episode...

A hypothetical question about the perfect man.

London Marathon feedback.

A bad picnic incident.

News about moving house.

Dietting update.

Secret snacking confessional.

An 'ick' about barbecue w**kers.

If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura

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Lorra on X: https://x.com/lorranotlaura

Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcast

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Hello! Sorry about the delay in pods this last week. We're both in funny moods. Not funny-ha-ha. More like funny-oh-****-off-I'm-shutting-myself-in-a-room-for-three-months-funny. However, we're dragged ourselves into our cosy little studio and knocked-out episode 096 of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life and today we talk about...

• Our states of mind.

• The Will Smith incident.

• Mother's Day.

• A digression about an amazing shop.

• First-time flowers.

• A truly terrifying Escape Room.

• Being the kind of family we hate.

• The high-tabled roast.

• The aed130,000 wrist & big gangster money!

• The really bad Sprite incident.

• Dyson's stupid April Fools Day story.

We'll be back again in a couple of days with the next episode. Until then, enjoy, feel free to give s a 5-star rating on Apple podcasts, leave a lovely message and tell your bloody friends about us!

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We're still stuck at home with the Covid kid but popped into the studio to record our thoughts. Today we cover...

• Simon's new studio cable-board (nerd).

• Wordle Golf feelings - https://bit.ly/3N90H6Q

• Hot Cross Bun News - https://bit.ly/3N6kxQ6

• How to spell "sjuzch/zjuidge"!!!

• Our new game we invented... Deliveroulette.

• Pete Doherty getting clean - https://bit.ly/3JuzIQS

• His new music - https://bit.ly/3D1D6AC

• Finishing 'This is Going to Hurt'.

• Our thoughts on 'Licorice Pizza' - https://bit.ly/3KUV4au

• Extraordinary Portraits - https://bbc.in/3Jrs8Xi

We'll be back soon with a restaurant episode because we've had some pretty out-there issues over the last couple of weeks. We'd love to hear from you on anything really but from this pod... How do you spell SCHJUZCCH (or whatever it is)? And what do you think of Deliveroulette? Hit us up on social media or email s directly here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

See you next time x

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Hello! We popped-in to record episode 094 of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life because there's a heck of a lot going on. We talk...

• St Patrick's Day.

• Fresh Covid troubles.

• A few statistics.

• Adult embarrassment.

• A Wordle Golf update.

• The new emoji updates.

• Netflix doing the dirty.

• West Side Story.

• Turning Red.

• The Adam Project.

See you next time! x

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A very busy episode today...

• Statistics round-up.

• Pop vs rock.

• More on loo roll brand loyalty.

• Lazy emoji.

• Holding a grudge.

• Wheels vs Doors.

• The gross shower gel video: https://bit.ly/37n7BFk

• Driving both the girls to school.

• Poorly food research.

• Wordle Golf Rules (with inventor, Rob).

• Lorra's cash machine rant.

• Simon's unusual delivery man spot.

• The dog and the baguette.

• Simon's Ronan Keating interview: https://bit.ly/3tc6RLP

Hopefully we'll squeeze another podcast in before the end of the weekend. Thanks for listening.

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Hello! Just popped in for a smorgasbord of a Sunday Service. The links we talked about are below. We talking about...

• Hitting the coffee wall.

• Another Expo visit.

• Paul Zerdin's show (he got us on stage).

• The poo-bag dispenser receptacle.

• The poo-avalanche occurrence.

• Several Starbucks issues.

• Sexy morning hair.

• Lorra's 'Brian Harvey' incident.

• Little-big injuries.

• The show's casual farter.

• The off-brand loo-roll issue.

• We try playing 3-in10.

LINKS...

Betsy Pearl's Expo Vox-Pops: https://bit.ly/3pCKU6o

The Brian Harvey Blue Plaque: https://bit.ly/3Knf318

Us on stage with Paul Zerdin: https://bit.ly/3Mu14IM

Heardle (like Wordle but songs): https://www.heardle.app/

We're out with our quiz night every Wednesday at Oak Live Bar, Courtyard By Marriott Al Barsha. Bookings can be made by Whatsapping 050 113 9873 but it does sell-out very fast, so get booking.

Thanks for listening.

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Hello! Simon is at Death's door, as are all men who have the sniffles. But, like the trooper he is, he limped to the studio to record this episode. Was it worth it? Well, there's a decent bottle joke in there. We also talked about...

• Simon interviewing Paul Zerdin (watch: https://youtu.be/RyXV4dXoLmo ).

• Betsy Pearl interviewing Paul Zerdin (watch: https://youtu.be/uDjdRTZnWAo ).

You can buy tickets for Paul's amazing show at platinumlist.net if you're listening to this before he leaves. Well worthwhile. It's happening at Theatre By QE2, which is a smashing venue. We also mentioned...

• Another interview, this time with Russell Peters (watch: https://bit.ly/3tsKhNB ).

• Our first quiz night since the pandemic started!

• Another no-booze hangover.

• An unusual time to request bedroom activity.

• A Friday miracle (Simon's reaction: https://bit.ly/3sIwymY )

• Our son's coy tattoo revelation on Zoom.

As ever, thanks for listening and if you're in Dubai and would like to come to our quiz, you can book tables via Whatsapp on 050 113 9873. It is the best quiz night in Dubai. Not showing off. It just is 😜

See you next time x

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Hello hello! Simon was test-running a new hotkeys app today. It wasn't perfect but he'll fine-tune it. On today's episode we talk...

• Falling in love at the tennis.

• Hollywood celeb closeness.

• The No-Booze Hangover.

• A really unusual shower gel issue.

• Lorra's Facts Machine.

• Simon's unfortunate neighbour incident.

See you next time x

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Hello! First of all, we're back quizzing! If you fancy a great night out, where we will be gathering content for podcasts as we quiz, here are the details...

The Dubai Quiz with Catboy & Lorra

8-10pm Wednesday 2nd March 2022

Oak Live Bar, Courtyard by Marriott Al Barsha

(Behind Mall of Emirates)

Book your tables by Whatsapp - 050 113 9873

Back to the podcast. We talk...

• Dubai's Museum of the Future.

• Lorra's Expo shenanigans.

• Petrol station anxiety.

• A diddling ghost in the villa.

See you next time x

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The majority of this episode centres on our early morning hike to Showka in the mountains of the UAE today. In fact, the first couple of minutes are actually on the hike, then we're back in the studio.

Click here for photos: https://bit.ly/3H2Bo20

Click here for Simon's Insta-stories travelogue: https://bit.ly/3oZ4h9c

Recommendations...

The Lost Daughter. Trailer: https://bit.ly/3uZiwPh

Riz Ahmed's Oscar-nominated short film, which we both rated 10/10, The Long Goodbye. Before you click the link for the full film, please be aware it's probably best not watched with little kids: https://bit.ly/3I5hwwL

As always, thanks for listening. Like, subscribe, follow, rate, comment... Whatever.

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Hello! Big and busy one today. Talking:

• Valentine's Day debrief.

• Coldplay shenanigans.

• Simon outing Lorra's gig-negatives.

• Lorra did her first Insta live... ish.

• Lorra teaches Simon about Modibodies.

• Bad day at the dentist.

• The return of nut-fisting.

• Some listener feedback.

Here's where you can get that lavender vegan chocolate: Amazon

Here are links to today's recommendations...

Marry Me (our Valentine's romcom): Trailer

The Rescue (thrilling documentary): Trailer

This is Going to Hurt (doctor drama): Trailer

That's all folks!

See you next time x

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Hello! Welcome to episode 194 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTL

Please don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps!

And don't forget you can watch us on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/5mR-x7-epbM

On today's episode...

A chance to genuinely win £100!!!

An indecent Hypothetical Question

New London shop terror for Simon

The London Marathon

FA Cup nostalgia

The sad piano effect

Lorra calls out Simon's "man" use

Lorra calls out Simon being a "helper"

Simon has a spaghetti ICK

Plus we review...

One Love: https://youtu.be/ajw425Kuvtw?si=fBe2uSo0Cwx3aCF_

Priscilla: https://youtu.be/DBWk6BohVXk?si=f0w8EtJ-XM3dqWjJ

Standing at the Sky's Edge: https://youtu.be/DBWk6BohVXk?si=f0w8EtJ-XM3dqWjJ

If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

Or get us on our socials here:

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Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio

Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura

Simon on X: https://x.com/catboyradio

Lorra on X: https://x.com/lorranotlaura

Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcast

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Hello! Today we are talking about...

• The WASSAP/WHAZZAP phenomenon.

• A Coldplay tickets update.

• Internet reliability.

• "Spencer", the pointless Princess Di film (trailer).

• The couples version of standing on Lego.

• Our deep-dive review of visiting our friends' house.

• A Valentine's Day surprise for Lorra is revealed LIVE!

Hope you enjoy it. We'd love a review, a 5-star rating and a pyramid-scheme-style recommendation system. Yo tell ten friends about our podcast, they each tell ten of their friends and soon the whole world will be promising to give it a listen before forgetting all about it.

See you next time x

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As announced, somewhat surprisingly, by Lorra on yesterday's podcast, we were going hiking today. This is the "what happened when we went hiking in the United Arab Emirates" episode. We discuss...

• Yellowjackets (top tier TV, which we finished last night).

• Lorra's hiking prep last night.

• Air-frying.

• A later start than we'd wanted.

• Simon's proper hiking shoes & baby-skin feet.

• Failed attempts to get coffee.

• Middle-management weekend bikers.

• Our hatred & fear of clubs.

• Ain Al Ghamour.

• The drive home and in-car dining.

• Singalong-a-musicals.

• Simon deploying his 'zen arse cork' meditation skills.

• What hurts since getting back.

• A go on the vibey-sex-gun (massage gun).

• Baths.

Here's roughly where we went hiking.

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Hello! We've popped in for a quick Friday session, talking...

• An accidental swimming cat.

• The kicked cat.

• The main animal men throughout life.

• Hairdresser bravery.

• Filming at Global Village.

• Lorra's small army of Coldplay clickers.

• When 'old' actually is.

• A top-notch Russian security guard.

• Lorra's hiking surprise.

As you'll hear, we are going hiking first thing tomorrow morning apparently. Follow our exploits on Simon's Instagram Stories - @catboy92

We will hopefully be back tomorrow with a post-hike report. That might be quite sweary.

See you next time x

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Ideally you should listen to today's podcast with your partner. We take a deep dive into a survey of thousands of married couples, regarding what the ingredients to a happy marriage is. Trigger warning... One of the statistics CAN NOT BE RIGHT!!! Before that, Simon asks Lorra a hypothetical question about Coldplay's upcoming Expo 2020 concert and we discuss how today's Wordle answer was in American English and how too many twunts tweeted about this and inadvertently gave out a clue. That behaviour needs to stop.

See you next time x

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Hello! A quick (well, half hour) catch-up featuring...

• The Britishness of crisps in the car.

• Lorra's profoundly in love with Zoflora.

• A baby jam update.

• The pre-recording bank text.

• Bamber Gascoigne & side facts.

• Promising quiz meetings.

• Paying £50 for eight doughnuts.

• Lorra dabbling with the send-once photo option.

• Simon's Stats (with music).

• The Winter Olympics & The After Party.

Hope you enjoy it. As ever, you can email us at husbandandwifepod@gmail.com or hit us up on the old socials.

See you next time! x

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Hello! Once again, if you'd like to contact the pod, drop us an EMAIL. We popped into the studio straight after rolling out of bed for today's chat. We have...

• Your toast feedback.

• Marriage and being 'monogam-ish'.

• Rhubarb & Custard Creams.

• Is there too much choice nowadays?

• Lorra's crafty Viva (DubAldi) pop-in.

• Encountering spite drivers.

• A dad taxi debacle.

We also sort-of recommended The After Party (click for trailer). To be honest, it's pretty average at best.

If you're not following us already, click to follow Lorra on Insta or Simon on Insta (Simon will be posting various questions on Instagram stories which will feature on HAWSTL.

See you next time x

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Hello! Let's start with our email for contact...

husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

Please get in touch about anything... Replies to our discussions, your thoughts, your ideas, your Wordle scores... We love to hear from you.

On episode 80 of HAWSTL, we talk...

• Lorra's surprise look on the dog walk today.

• Zoflora, Swarfega & the vaginal douche.

• David Guetta's 4am alarm call.

• The ballad of the broken iPad.

• Insomnia and pillows.

• A Jurassic Parking update.

• A question about VD (Valentine's Day).

• Sorbet Sex.

• Simon's Valentine's radio idea.

• A Wordle update.

• Toast toppings.

We mentioned My Pillow Perfect (who kindly offered us free pillows, which we declined!) and we recommended The Puppet Master and Yellowjackets (click for trailers).

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Hello you! Another episode so soon after the last ramble. Yes! But we had a few good things to talk about...

• James Blunt debrief.

• Lorra getting on the Wordle bandwagon.

• The etymology of "Jurassic Parking".

• Things we've "Jurassic Parked" (old & new).

• Lorra's horrible "Would You Rather?" question.

AS ever, we'd love to hear from you on anything we've talked about, or anything you'd like to hear us talk about. You can email us at husbandandwifepod@gmail.com or message either of us on our socials:

Simon Twitter

Lorra Twitter

Simon Insta

Lorra Insta

Something we would like to hear from you on is when is cheap better than posh? Give us your examples and we'll give you a mention on the next episode.

C U Next Time x

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Hello! Today we rabbit-on for a good while about:

• Simon's "Hey man!" accidental, constant misgendering.

• Inside Out Day.

• Lorra's life goal.

• The 'cheer-up' delivery to an empty house.

• The psychology of hating Wordle.

• When cheap is better than posh (cheesecake edition).

• Words that you say wrong but it's too late to change.

• Cassette tapes.

• The arts festival we've just been to.

Get in touch - husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

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Hello! Today we're talking...

• Weather.

• Stolen weekends.

• Theme Parks.

• Lorra's reaction to hot food.

• Lorra's attempt at the takeaway triple.

• The dog at death's door.

• The cats bedroom surprise.

• The vet.

• The different leagues/divisions of pizza.

Enjoy! If you want to get in touch, please email us at husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

We'd like to hear about your strange obsessions. Such as picking every lump or scratch on your body repeatedly forever. Or blinking between every white line as you drive along the road. Or clenching alternate buttocks as you pass lampposts on the street.

Plus we want to know what song, if any, could be played to increase enjoyment during sexy time.

And we'd like to know anything you've avoided simply because they were too popular with other people. Simon has done this with Jurassic Park, Ooni pizza ovens, Bridgerton, Four Weddings, Love Actually, Broadway musicals & loads more. Lorra did it with Titanic & Wordle.

Drop us a line.

See you next time x

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Hello! Welcome to episode 193 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTL

Please don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps!

Don't forget, if you need pervy solo-time inspo, you can watch this episode on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/Jm-u1OSZjj0

On today's episode...

Lorra fluffs her LIKES beg

A Hypothetical 'young face' dilemma

Lorra's leisurewear

Blazer trauma

Social batteries

The joy of brief sunshine

Hampstead treasure trails

A coffee shop grievance

Celeb spotting

The Ick - Cereal Munchers

Recommendations...

Treasure Trails - https://www.treasuretrails.co.uk/

If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

Or get us on our socials here:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstl

Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio

Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura

Simon on X: https://x.com/catboyradio

Lorra on X: https://x.com/lorranotlaura

Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcast

See you next time x

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Hello. Happy Friday! Today we're talking...

• Meat Loaf memories.

• Ooni pizza ovens and hating stuff that's popular.

• A bank fraud update.

• Our feelings on automated phone services.

• An unplanned night out (and afters).

• Some follow-up on Simon's blinky OCD.

• Simon chatted to James Blunt about sex music.

• We talk (with no spoilers) about our feelings towards 'After Life'.

Here's the full interview with James Blunt: https://bit.ly/3KxRtQs

And here's our email: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com - Get in touch. We love your feedback!

Thanks for listening. See you next time x

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Hello! We haven't seen each other all day and basically switched the mics on as soon as we both got home. There's a bit of tension which we didn't want to talk about but almost did. We also covered...

• Some replies to your comments regarding past podcasts.

• Blue Monday and it's self-fulfilling prophecy properties.

• Betsy Pearl being accident prone.

• The couple Simon found on his car.

• The invention of 'Long term marriage response' #LTMR

• The myth about music playing during sex being sexy.

• More on planning stuff as parents and how it ruins everything.

Thanks for listening. If you have examples of any 'long term marriage response' material, please get in touch - husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

Here's that clip of Kirsten Dunst on Jonathan Ross that put Simon off her... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRl15bvCrX4

Maybe he was overreacting!

See you next time x

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Hello again! Keen to get the settings right on the roving mics which Simon messed-up so badly on ep.72, we recorded the drive to fetch the little devil from her performing arts school, during which time we talked about...

• Lorra feeling a bit poorly.

• Simon describing how the first weekend proper of the new year has left him feeling lost.

• Simon & Lorra's review of the evening crisps of Viva (Dubai's Lidl).

• Falling for the little devil's screen time addiction.

• At what age can you leave the kids home alone?

• Why bedroom time should not be planned.

• #CheeseOnToastGate and Lorra almost murdering Simon.

Thanks for listening. Don't forget to rate the podcast wherever you listen to us and feel free to drop us a line any time.

See you next time x

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TRIGGER WARNING: On today's episode, we talk about breast cancer in depth and how it's affected us over the Christmas period.

Hello. We're back! So soon!!! Simon has done a 4hr radio show today, followed by a 2hr podcast interview from the UK and feels like he's doing what he describes as the 'radio knobhead world record attempt' (apologies to all radio knobheads who've attempted the radio knobhead world record attempt. No offence meant).

On today's episode we talk about:

• Simon's John Lennon guitar Christmas pressie saga.

• The freerstyle slippers song and whether or not it's sexy.

• Breast Cancer and breast cancer scares.

• A request to share the school runs.

• Leo's first report back from the UK... Clubbing with a boyish ID.

• Lorra's extols the virtues of Dubai's version of Lidl/Aldi.

• Fanny wash.

No recommendations today (unless you count Dubai's Lidl or the fanny wash.

Thanks for listening. See you next time x

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Hello! First of all, apologies for the audio quality in the second half of today's podcast. We've been desperately trying to get into our little studio and record but time has been against us. We decided to record half in the studio pre-school pick-up and half on the roof of Starbucks (very Beatles-esque). Sadly Simon's mic didn't record at Starbucks, so we've had to try to rescue what audio we could from Lorra's mic, hence the quality. Didn't have time to run proper diagnostics beforehand. It's been crazy.

On today's episode, Simon talked about positivity for 2022 then Lorra started crying almost as soon as we got out of the gate. The reason for this quickly becomes apparent. We talk about Leo leaving, Christmas leaving, villa troubles, decision fatigue, having a cat in the bedroom during sex, our kids uncanny inability to need us at inappropriate times and lots more.

We also had plenty of recommendations today. They were:

Encanto: https://bit.ly/322tDLi

Four Lives: https://bit.ly/3I5bHyM

Limitless Win: https://bit.ly/31Xfv5X

Weird Walk (Charlie Cooper podcast): https://bit.ly/3qpQzx8

We'll be back soon. Promise to do mic checks! x

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Hello again. Lorra didn't want to record today but we persevered an, as a result, have a podcast for you. We talk New Years Day and the rush to cook, the lousy weather, Simon's perfect family day with Beatles Lego & Beatles music, going back to school, podcast plans and more.

We recommended (click for trailers):

Tick Tick Boom: https://bit.ly/3JxAzAO

The Last Train to Christmas: https://bit.ly/3mW395b

The Electrical Life of Louis Wain: https://bit.ly/3EM03a4

See you next time!

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Hello! Happy New Year! It's New Year's Day and, as we've not managed to get a podcast done since Christmas Eve, here's a bit of a Christmas catch-up, a talk about the between-days and New Year. Plus we discuss the current, perfect get-out excuse and some of the board games and films we've been enjoying over the last week.

Enjoy and we'll see you next time! x

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Hello and Merry Christmas! We've just popped in for a chat on Christmas Eve. The sun has just gone down. Lorra has just taken Betsy Pearl for her bath whilst Simon (and the elves) prepared her Christmas Eve Box. We chat about not having the Christmas vibes, peeling the veg, crying at the telly, a great TV recommendation, not being pretentious when you do a buffet/spread and more of this and that.

Thank you so much for listening. Hope you're getting to spend Christmas with whoever you want to be with and we hope the big fella brings you exactly what you deserve. We've got our big fat review of 2021 coming before New Year and maybe one or two pods in-between. Until then, stay safe. Lots of love x

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Hello! It's Christmas Eve Eve! From our own Santa's Grotto, where two busy little elves have been wrapping, we talk about how The Beatles have big-time ruined our Christmas, people adopting the Shagvent Calendar™, pizza oven night, trendy garden string lights, lots of films we've been watching, at what age you start respecting your home, not feeling the Christmas snack vibes and loads more.

We're going to try to get a Christmas Day episode recorded for anyone who is finding themselves alone, or driving, or away from loved ones... So we'll see you then. x

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Hello! Today we talk Lorra's birthday and how she rated it, Simon surviving brunch, Lorra's cha-cha trousers, a double dress fail and subsequent tailor slutcut, watching the new Spiderman, the no-booze hangover and random Twitter diagnosis, Lorra's karaoke tone-deafness, Simon's undiagnosed autism rearing its head with The Beatles, a going-to-the-mall mistake, recommending 'A Boy Called Christmas',

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Hello! Welcome to episode 192 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' #HAWSTL

Please don't forget to like, subscribe, give us a five star rating wherever you listen. Every little helps!

And don't forget you can watch us on YouTube: https://youtu.be/GvdN8ssBqmw

On today's episode...

Gen Z shout-outs.

A hypothetical question for Lorra about orgasms.

Reviewing 'Opening Night', starring Sheridan Smith.

Secrets from 'The Apprentice'.

The Bruce Springsteen biopic.

Thoughts on Jeremy Allen White.

A bathroom ick.

How to let someone know you're in there.

Recommendations...

Iron Claw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KVsaoveTbw

Limbo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O--8AuuhgA&t=74s

If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: husbandandwifepod@gmail.com

Or get us on our socials here:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstl

Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradio

Lorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlaura 

Simon on X: https://x.com/catboyradio

Lorra on X: https://x.com/lorranotlaura 

Us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hawstlpodcast

See you next time x

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Our podcasts... They're like buses. You wait for weeks then two come at once, etc. Well, we are trying to make them regular, now we've got a bit more time. Today, on very little or no sleep since the last episode, we talk airport pick-ups, anxiety, the Christmas editions of the Radio Times & TV Times and how even they can be depressing. We talk 'Display Nuts' and other balls we've seen on display. We talk about Influencers in the Wild. If you haven't seen it, look it up on Twitter or Instagram. Trigger warning... It will make you say the C-word a heck of a lot. We talk about getting Lorra on 'Only Fans' to see if she can make £10,000 per month without doing anything revealing.

Thanks for listening. We'll see you soon x

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Hello again! First of all, a massive apology for the gap in podcasts. All will be explained within the pod. We cover Simon's 50th and a very emotional birthday video montage, Christmas Fayres, trying to get our son, Leo, home from university and th monumental (and expensive) f**k-up he made along the way.

We talk about a "kids say the funniest things" incident that happened at home, plus two versions of that happening to us as kids, too.

We also talk about our plans for podcasts over Christmas, New Year and a one-off special we're going to do of our first podcast series, Fantasy Reboot... We're getting the old team back together for one night only!!!

Hope you enjoy today's podcast. It's really nice to be back. As you'll hear, one or more of us will be at the airport at 2am tomorrow. We'll report on how that went next time.

x

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Hello again!

Today is Simon's last day in his 40s, last day of the first half century of his life... So a lot of fun today! We talked...

• A strange, early birthday greeting.

• A 100% sleepless nights & the podcasts that got Simon through.

• Leo's first job, first pay-packet & first tax!

• Major life milestones.

• The songs, films and other things that get a Christmas pass or bonus, even though they're rubbish.

• Lorra's naked housesitter anecdote.

• Simon's naked backpacking story.

We might try to record a special 50th birthday special tomorrow. Thanks for listening. Don't forget to give us 5 stars, leave a nice review. Always nice to read. And tell your friends about us.

See you next time.

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