Nicheties – Details, episodes & analysis

Known movie hater, Angela, gets deep when talking about Greta Gerwig's, Barbie (2023), starring Margot Robbie. Angela anti-feministly (?) states, "I never felt bad for Kens," and, "men are a little bit useless."

Known movie lover, Maya, sounds like a broken record whinging, “9.5 out of 10, could’ve used more fat people."

Join Maya and Angela in this summer mini-episode recapping and reviewing summer 2023 BlockBuster™ hit, Barbie. Are these two Lesbians wet for Ken? Should men have the right to vote? Should CGI be banned and Marvel sued for reparations? Tune in to find out.

Follow Us! Parasocial relationship much?

Send us a voice message

Nicheties on Instagram

Nicheties on TikTok

Nicheties Website

Email us!

This episode is dedicated to Tug.

I know this is typically an anti-pet podcast, but I (Angela) have spent the last few weeks worried about my dog Tug. When this episode was recorded I was sure there was going to be a cure for whatever was wrong with him. Just before sitting down to write this episode description I received a call that Tug got 15 pounds of fluid drained from his abdomen and the vet still does not know what is wrong with him. They aren't running any more tests. At this point we are just hoping for the best.

Tug is my best friend and favorite being to ever exist. The first night I had him he fell asleep on my lap, belly up and I cried because I had never felt a love like that. That first night he slept in my bed and took up most of it. The next morning he woke me up at 5 AM and took a big sh*t in the corner of the room. I was annoyed, but I knew nothing he could do could make me stop loving him. To this day, the first thing I do when I see him is sit down on the floor so he can lay down in my lap, belly up.

Tug is the biggest love of my life. Since I got that first phone call telling me he was sick whenever I think about him it's like I can feel him. I can feel his muzzle being held in my hand right before I give him a smooch on the nose. I can feel his back pushed up against me as we lay on the kitchen floor, him the little spoon and me the big.

He is 12 or 13 now, I really can't remember. But I will always remember how much comfort he brought me and how much love he taught me I was capable of giving.

I am sorry that I do not have anything funny to say. I just had to tell someone, anyone, how much I love my dog.

 Have you ever been swiping through Tinder, Bumble, or Hinge and thought, "Why are there only three options for gender identity?" or "There is not enough opportunity to borderline fetishize trans people on here!" Boy does Nicheties have an announcement for you! Maya is back on dating apps and she's found the most niche one, Taimi. Taimi doesn't judge, they see you in all your gynosexual glory! Still not sold? Tune in for more details.

You can also press play to find out how Maya got hate crimed in a hair salon, if you're into that sort of thing. 

If you're wondering where Angela is this week, they're here. They just aren't on apps, and have yet to be hate crimed. 

Make sure to follow, download, rate, and review this podcast wherever you are listening! 

Find Nicheties on Tiktok and Instagram @NichetiesPod

Welcome to 2023 Shiddies! 

Maya has been pondering Angela's race and it turns out so has Angela. This week Maya will finally get the answer to the question, "Angela, are you white?" This weeks episode is dedicated to everyone who is confused about their mixed race identity.  Wether you feel like a mixed-race, plus-sized Abercrombie & Fitch model or a white passing latine, we are here for you. 

So set down your baggage and listen as Maya and Angela set some outlandish intentions for the New Year. Spoiler; by the end of 2023 someone is going to own a baby and someone else is going to have lost the weight. 

Make sure to follow, download, rate, and review this podcast wherever you are listening! 

Find Nicheties on Tiktok and Instagram @Nichetiespod

 It's a Christmas miracle that we got this episode out for you all lmao

Maya is chronically late and Angela has a chronically upset tummy and those things joined forces to create this episode. If you're time blind this is the episode for you, they talk for seemingly ages about how Maya can't perceive time and why Angela values being on time so much (spoiler alert: it's anxiety). Did you know that mental illness can cause dressing incorrectly for the weather? Oh yeah, and memory loss. 

It's winter break and Nicheties hosts are feeling run ragged so they spend time dreaming about vacation spots (San Diego, a Cruise, inside of David Blaine, etc.). Happy winter solstice, Hanukkah, Christmas, and Nicheties drop day. We're glad you're here, talk to you in 2023<3

Make sure to follow, download, rate, and review this podcast wherever you're listening!

Find Nicheties on Tiktok and Instagram @Nichetiespod

It's here, it's queer, it's the episode where Maya and Angela are forced to talk about sports. 

"Sports?!" you just whispered in utter disbelief. Well, sports outfits. For this week's carpet time segment Angela takes you through the twists and turns of tennis fashion for the last 120 years. Spoiler alert! You can't go that hard in tennis if you're wearing a corset, that skort you wore all summer 2022 is just a tennis skirt without room for your balls, and that workout dress that you wore as your little black dress when you went clubbing is just a modern tennis dress. 

Hey y'all! You may not know this, but Nicheties the podcast only exists because hosts Maya and Angela moved to the same Iowa town at the same Iowa time and subsequently spent countless hours sitting criss cross applesauce on the floor in front of a floor length mirror doing their makeup together and building the foundation *wink* of their friendship. 

This week's F*ck, M*rry, K*ll, But Not involves c*ckolding, ca$hpigging, and Angela's boss. Minor inconveniences include but are not limited to; being exposed to the 12 Commandments, Kim Reynolds' ugly vests, and picking things up off of the floor. Travel back in time with Maya and Angela as they reminisce on the days of chunky mascara, contour without blush, and those weird paddle face brushes that no one every actually used. And if all of the aforementioned topics failed to properly intrigue you and you're still feeling iffy about pressing play, just know that somewhere along the way we explore the possible reasons why our buttholes are not on our backs and exposed to the elements.

Find us @Nichetiespod on Instagram & Tiktok and never stop exploring niche topics! 

Are you taking full advantage of the services that your credit union has to offer? Do your parents act uniquely old? Are you a mildly annoying dog owner? Are clip on earrings racist?

This week Maya and Angela will help you answer these age old questions, and so much more!  

Find us on @Nichetiespod on Instagram & Tiktok, and never stop asking niche questions. 

POV: Your mom brought to an event at the public library to listen to queer educators, Maya and Angela, play a game, teach you about your emotions and why it's okay to have big feelings about minor events, and give a really comprehensive lesson on geography. You're sitting criss-cross applesauce on the big oval carpet with the ABC's on the edge, surrounded by other twenty-somethings who's parents thought it would be good for them to get out of the house. The lesson is about to begin in 3,2,1...... (this is where you press play).

Dear Shiddies,

I think we should take a break. We've had a really good time entertaining you, but we've barely heard you laugh and you never comment on our instagram posts. It's starting to feel like a one sided relationship. I think we should both take some time to think about what we want from one another and attempt to improve ourselves. We'll work on our microphone skills, and you'll work on sharing words of affirmation, PUBLICLY. 

Like we said at the top of the letter, this is only a break. 

See you soon!

XOXO

Your hot and funny podcast hosts, 

Maya & Angela<3