F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast – Details, episodes & analysis

Get out the shovels, boys!  Let's bring this bar straight to hell!  Topics include how low can the bar go, pulling a meatloaf, getting sweaty at the gym for all the wrong reasons, is your labia and innie or an outie?

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That baby is just TOO FLIRTY to be sending all willy-nilly.  We're doing a rare remote record this week, but we're back with a hot and fresh episode!

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New self mode just dropped, y'all.  Get those balls in half eclipse!  Topics include plastic bag break up, post-sex sex show, weirdly obsessed sister, morning routine (sex version).

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You may not know this, ma'am, but step-moms are REALLY big with kids my age these days.  Topics include creepy ways to pick up older women, who should buy the condoms, resenting your partner for losing your 20s, accepting a date invite as a friend, don't invite Wild Card Dave over, securing more blowjobs.

I don't want to blow your mind, but this isn't a new episode because you have, at some point in time, listened to it and therefore it's an old episode, but right now... it's brand new.  Topics include losing interest in women, cutting ties for your mental health, debunking shit tests, having your intelligence insulted online, abusing the power of a broken arm, guessing you have rules about porn.

Cbat has official graduated from best boner jam to my new warlord anthem so that I can achieve my true potential.  Topics include the origin and mystery of Cbat by Hudson Mohawke, a perfect guide how to not approach kinks, the importance of the first "C" in "CNC", covering up your 4 inch lie, using outing someone as blackmail, parsing very easy to understand messages.

I think we can all agree that humans are definitely filled with flaws, but there is one design choice on men that is absolutely just a real swing and a miss.  Topics include the persuasive ability of your past sexual conquests, a sexy picture with an unwanted addition, a primo Doubtfire situation, where the dickmeat goes, the trouble a nocturnal penis lands you in, when is it okay to vent to your friends.

If I Googled your teenage gamertag, what shocking horrors would I find?  Topics include the unfair standards of women in politics, the truth that hides within her gamertag, red flags based on attractiveness, how rise above being a ugly and broke and letting Mr. Potato Head do the talking for you on your dating profile.

Slather yourself with your own juices, y'all!  We're heading to Applebees!  Topics include top secret special technique, towing the line between sweet and creepy when it comes to gifts, how to be good alone, dodging debt, why nice guys don't finish last.  

We accidentally spoke an unspeakable evil into this world and we apologize for the coming emergence of the end times.  Topics include what makes good sex, being attracted to other people while in a relationship, Goop's true intentions, what happened to Jessica Alba, Pitbull trivia, the secret words that make women horny.