Get out the shovels, boys!  Let's bring this bar straight to hell!  Topics include how low can the bar go, pulling a meatloaf, getting sweaty at the gym for all the wrong reasons, is your labia and innie or an outie?

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That baby is just TOO FLIRTY to be sending all willy-nilly.  We're doing a rare remote record this week, but we're back with a hot and fresh episode!

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New self mode just dropped, y'all.  Get those balls in half eclipse!  Topics include plastic bag break up, post-sex sex show, weirdly obsessed sister, morning routine (sex version).

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You may not know this, ma'am, but step-moms are REALLY big with kids my age these days.  Topics include creepy ways to pick up older women, who should buy the condoms, resenting your partner for losing your 20s, accepting a date invite as a friend, don't invite Wild Card Dave over, securing more blowjobs.

I don't want to blow your mind, but this isn't a new episode because you have, at some point in time, listened to it and therefore it's an old episode, but right now... it's brand new.  Topics include losing interest in women, cutting ties for your mental health, debunking shit tests, having your intelligence insulted online, abusing the power of a broken arm, guessing you have rules about porn.

Cbat has official graduated from best boner jam to my new warlord anthem so that I can achieve my true potential.  Topics include the origin and mystery of Cbat by Hudson Mohawke, a perfect guide how to not approach kinks, the importance of the first "C" in "CNC", covering up your 4 inch lie, using outing someone as blackmail, parsing very easy to understand messages.

I think we can all agree that humans are definitely filled with flaws, but there is one design choice on men that is absolutely just a real swing and a miss.  Topics include the persuasive ability of your past sexual conquests, a sexy picture with an unwanted addition, a primo Doubtfire situation, where the dickmeat goes, the trouble a nocturnal penis lands you in, when is it okay to vent to your friends.

If I Googled your teenage gamertag, what shocking horrors would I find?  Topics include the unfair standards of women in politics, the truth that hides within her gamertag, red flags based on attractiveness, how rise above being a ugly and broke and letting Mr. Potato Head do the talking for you on your dating profile.

Slather yourself with your own juices, y'all!  We're heading to Applebees!  Topics include top secret special technique, towing the line between sweet and creepy when it comes to gifts, how to be good alone, dodging debt, why nice guys don't finish last.  

We accidentally spoke an unspeakable evil into this world and we apologize for the coming emergence of the end times.  Topics include what makes good sex, being attracted to other people while in a relationship, Goop's true intentions, what happened to Jessica Alba, Pitbull trivia, the secret words that make women horny.

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We're coming down off that Episode 200 high and we're back to business as usual.  Topics include a new breed of oral sex, navigating the fear of pregnancy and sex, marathon sex where no one wants to run the marathon, cockblocked by Jesus, how not to handle rejection.

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We done did it for real this time, y'all. 200 episodes. 200 hours. 200 jokes about genitalia and slandering celebrities. Topics include a retrospective on Episode 1, Dain's famous bits, a terrible safe sex option, collecting digits in the 6ix and a relationship saboteur. 

You can only choose one thing... a Tinder account or a safe granny.  Topics include best friend relationship revelations, the pressure to pursue romance, DIY inception, an unexpected and unwelcomed threesome surprise, pretending like you've never been to Mordor.

We're on vacation in New York, so here is our most recent live show at Black Sheep!

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I like to get both hands in there and really get the lay of the land.  Topics include escort confessions, coming to terms with your ugly genes, a coked out second date, girlfriend getaway insecurities, TikTok penis ridicule and more Tindies to finish us off. 

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Look, I know it's tough living in a world where Pokemon don't actually exist, but woman are not an acceptable substitution.  Topics include traveler's guide to dating at Chili's, when gaming friends get more attention than you do, being punished for falling into a trap, how to properly DTR, a real life Pokedex for real life women, and, of course, more Tinders.

Head on over to http://lovehoney.co/Fbuddies and use our limited time code: FUCKBUDDIES20 I don't want to spoil too much, but this week we have a very famous guest stop by or maybe Dain's just working on his cool Kermit impression.  Topics include Roe v Wade protest pick-up strategies, taking time or making moves after a break up, Niall's hard stance of sitting beside your date, worrying about how your sex looks, catching your partner in a social media lie, Ted Mosby in real life, making requests that suit your sexual requirements and, of course, more Tinders.

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The fine folks over at LoveHoney have hit your boys up again for another spectacular episode regarding all things sex toys!  Topics include sloppy, sneaky dildo usage, sex toy safety, vibrator jealousy and insecurities, breaking out of pandemic vibrator monotony, choosing the perfect sex toy with your partner, a potato baby update and advocating for sex toys being used the way they're meant to be.

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This week we're talking all things sex toys thanks to our friends over at LoveHoney.  Topics include choosing a vibrator over sex, requiring toys to get the big O, discrete toy purchases, the perfect solution to spicing up a long distance relationship, using toys to meet your sexual needs in a relationship and the ethics of using toys with multiple partners.

Don't ever talk to me or my potato son again.  Topics what preparation style best suits your child's potato-esque qualities, where did all the gentle lovers go, Harry Styles first date bankruptcy, building up exes to be impossible comparisons, overstepping your neighbourly boundaries and, of course, Tinders.

Happy Pride Month, y'all!  I'm strongly considering changing my name to Potato.  Topics include a very steep ask, going down and throwing up, a real Stacy's mom situation, an interesting thought experiment, being jealousy with a man you're not fond of, the fine details of asking for a hook-up and, of course, a new batch of Tinders.

Dain is fighting allergies and Niall sounds like just ate some gravel, so let's do it.  Topics include a teeny-weenie bikini meltdown-eenie, a Pillow Talk game makes its main feed debut, club-going hypocrisy, talking about the coolest cartridge based technology, one night stand safety tips, getting over initial hurt to deal with the problem at hand. 

This episode contains a revelation that will absolutely make you see hell.  Topics include marrying the wrong royalty, choosing who takes your virginity, embracing your past and sharing it with your partner, a new red flag litmus test, James McAvoy is back at it again and, as always, more Tindies.

This might be, like... totally random, but would you like to watch this completely irrelevant documentary about why a penis might be small after a workout?  Topics include pet pee problem, the important of consent in consensual non-consent, working out so hard it makes your dick small, repelling intimate behaviour, lying about your location and a new slew of Tinders.

This is now just a show about all the hottest popstar beef and we're okay with that.  Topics include Dain's heartbreaking celebrity wake up call, how to date with a busy schedule, vegan break up obligations, too intimate for a hook up, cream pie conundrum, a friendly penis grab.

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This episode we have a very serious chat about some very serious things.  Topics include the importance of Roe v Wade, navigating your relationship with showers in your relationship, how to avoid disappointing your partner sexually, blowjob confidence and Tinders.

Imagine the absolute power you would if your penis was always... perfect.  Topics include not even knowing if you're in a hole or not, marital status as relating to creampies, catching the ick, coping with past traumas, triggers and partners that don't understand them, and as usual a WHOLE slew of Tinders to round us out.

With the current state of the world, sometimes a man's just gotta grab his shovel and dig a real sweet hole.  Topics include tunneling away from your problems, is bad sex a deal breaker, not being ready to date, catching your husband masturbating, knowing when to pursue a relationship or a foursome and so many new Tinders.

Hey baby, I'd love to slam my twiddlehonker into your butterfly contraption apparatus.  Topics include ye olde genitalia guessing game, the m'lady curse, vaginal uniqueness, how to squander the best chance you have at the most dramatic moment in your life, dating while short and a completely uncooperative partner.

It doesn't matter what you think, if you're not wearing a condom, you're not fully dressed.  Topics include the politics of staying over, addressing racial fetishization, the audacity of unavailability, having and being a big dick, an easy way to get kicked out of your apartment and condom preparedness.

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We cannot beg you enough: do not watch Turning Red.  There isn't a single Jesus in it.  Topics include weight gain during marriage, a forgettable anal experience, navigating the line between consent and nerves, the lifelong curse of an ugly face, the crushing look of your partner's pleasure at the hands of another man and more dating profiles!

Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies?fan_landing=true This week we're giving you a special peek at what goes on over on our Patreon.  As we announced last week, if we reach 25 total patrons, we'll do a live show!  So, enjoy this special episode from New Year's Eve. "Happy New Year!  Say farewell to 2021 and say hello to 2022, the year where nothing can go wrong.  This episode is a bit different as we answer all your questions about everything from favourite sex positions to what we smell like."

We didn't know we'd ever return to Anal Mom, but here we are. Topics include condom purchase assumptions, getting caught sneaking in the back door, requesting sexual ratings, how to know if you've been cheated on enough, the existence of soulmates, unexpected booty pics and a new batch of Tinders.

You should be extra grateful for this one, y'all, we actually stopped playing Elden Ring just to record it.  Topics include Elden Ring cockblock, cowgirl tips for bigger ladies, how to Inception a woman into being interesting, focusing on yourself during sex, a secret KFC update, sexy singles island, self esteem and dating profiles and Tindies!

I'm very sorry, Mr. Murray, I didn't mean to slander you.  Topics include Niall's terrifying crow trivia, anal-safe condoms, a sexual history PowerPoint, using other senses as a means for arousal, the cuckification of oral sex, encouraging your partner to reciprocate, your girlfriend's mysterious hole and more Tinders.

We're absolutely swamped preparing for our show in New York next week, so we thought it would be a perfect time to release the new Patreon format for public preview!  We've been asked for a long time to do long-form, single topic episodes, so... ask and ye shall receive!  Every month we'll pick a topic and discuss so that if you're ever searching for specific advice, you don't have to search through hundreds of episodes.  We hope you enjoy!

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All aboard!  If the topic has already come up, you've got a one-way ticket to Titty Town!  Topics include protecting our LGBT youth, when it's appropriate to add a crush to social media, campus creeper, surviving the first five minutes of a first date, lying about your virginity, unnecessary and controlling transparency in relationships, and, of course, a new slew of Tindies.

At least if you date a tooth pervert, there's a good chance you'll have plenty of change for the bus.  Topics include the importance of context, your partner's secret apartment, dating an ex-friend's ex, processing the jealousy of your partner's new hobby, dating with weird music tastes, men don't owe you sex, insecurity about your not-so pearly whites, a fast-food folly.

Ah jeez.  Just looked at my schedule and I'm working the shrink shift four times this week... those women are animals.  Topics include how long do you have to kick it before someone will date you, taking your first steps into exhibitionism, a career ending decade old one night stand, letting him down easy after moving too fast, a spicy mother-daughter connection, hooking up at work when there's an age gap, what it means when the neighbours hate her.

The game has changed and they only thing we need to start playing is more 'roids!  Topics include what to do when you see a cute pic of the person you're dating, open season on Treadmill Woman, coming to terms with your partner's sexual past, rejection via unfollowing, changing your dating mindset, indicators of a person's "body count" and, of course, a fresh batch of profiles to review.

It's Tumbler 2's favourite podcast back again with another episode that the kids just CANNOT get enough of.  Topics include the best way to prevent and hide your incredible erection, sexually escalating too quickly, parsing exactly what it means to be a simp, escaping a toxic friendship before it's too late and more of those sweet dating profiles you love.

If you listen to this episode, I'm super mad at you and you totally owe me a few thousand dollars.  Topics include when the vibes don't lie, uninvited exercise encouragement, underage Instagram models, a $15,000 mistake, how to move forward after discovering a partner's past trauma, erectile difficulties and ghosting.

When you're about to propose and life gives you lemonade maybe also ask for some chocolate?  Topics include eating your engagement ring, how to last multiple rounds in bed, using song lyrics to pick up women, post-oral beard clean up, The Game but for women and, as usual, a new batch of dating profiles.

Every man has a secret, powerful syrup that imbibes him with a power beyond mortal comprehension.  Topics include how many rejections should you take before giving up and dying alone, a really stupid trip to the zoo, the date worthiness of the spookiest profession, an angry ex interruption, the potency of your boyfriend's magical syrup, processing the guilt and shame of an STI, succumbing to jealousy instead of logic and quite possibly the worst batch of dating profiles we've had.

Join the adventure: www.noquestcast.com We begin our adventure deep in the space of the Casa-Mal system as the crew of The Maverick investigates a missing fellow TVRN, The Nightcrawler.  What should be a simple contract turns to chaos and offers more questions than answers.  Durrin recovers a relic of his past.  Merrick asks the hard questions.  Cody finds a new purpose. If you haven't listened to our World Primer, we strongly recommend you do as this campaign takes place in a homebrew setting and references concepts and terms unique to the show.

Theme Song: "Escaped from the Lost Temple" by Eugene Levitas (ASCAP)

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Short Action by John Yasutis - https://pixabay.com/music/main-title-short-action-3677/

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Analog Sway by Fabien Renoult (BMI) & Josquin des Pres (BMI)

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Surface by Shannon Rothe - https://pixabay.com/music/deep-house-surface-967/

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Follow along to the audio logs of Captain Jonathan Oralias, one of the first humans to travel into the Casa-Mal system after The Descent as he forges a new path for himself and his family while searching for purpose in humanity's new home.  This is essential listening for our first campaign and sets up the core ideas and concepts of our homebrew setting. Additional music credit:

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Dain was away all last week, so here's our live show from last month!

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You can curse us for jinxing this year only if you thank us for saving it.  Topics include Dain's predictions for 2022, a new contender for longest question answer ever as we discuss the intricacies of navigating the "seeing multiple people" dilemma of modern dating, how to deal with the jealousy of other's success and looks and Niall brings a new batch of dating profiles all the way over from Ireland.

Did you think we forgot about Sexmas?  Did we actually forget about Sexmas because we recorded this entire month's worth of episodes in one week?  We'll never tell.  Join in our annual festivities celebrating the sexiest holiday this season with more sex advice from your two favourite shepherds of joy.  Topics include the status of 69, the hardest hitting questions to ask potential lovers, why do women do that, a groovy nervousness, how to turn moving into a sexy situation, Pavlov's moans, the stories your scars tell and the world's smallest dating profile.

I know that it's been a tough couple of years, friends, but we need to stop putting things in our butts that shouldn't go in our butts.  Topics include and explosive anal surprise, being clear about your invitations, how long until men expect sex, when you don't have the spark but you've already had the sex, sign language and sex, and, of course, a new batch of dating profiles to be rated.