Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast – Details, episodes & analysis

The Polastris are at their wits end redefining the theoretical and the heretical thanks to one Laura Neal. We weep on the inside while tearing Laura apart for her homophobic ammunition but also wish her well upon her future endeavors away from the gays gaze. The end of the episode is what it is and our reactions are covered in this final part of "Hello Losers".

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Chapter Marks:

PART IV

00:31 - "Hello Losers" says Laura, to the audience

04:13 - It's almost the end... the water is ominous

07:19 - Two mysterious portals appear to land of het renewal!

16:43 - A last homophobic allegory to the Creation of Adam

26:56 - It's THE END, coping with the aftermath

33:32 - We did, we recapped the final episode

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We got a lot of things in the final episode, much of it simply ABJECT HORROR, but there were a few good things and at the top of that small pile of good, is the implied smash. So let's talk about it. Villanelle looks the happiest she's ever been and Eve is at her jauntiest. We could have had it alllllllll! However sadly, the only gay wedding we get is one that makes no sense, as Eve and Villanelle embark on their final mission to take out the 12.

More than halfway into the “finale” and it begins to feel like there were only six episodes of the show written with the first and last split into two. The fluff that we get would be fine and not cause for alarm, had this not been dubbed as the final time we interact with any of these characters for the series.

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Chapter Marks:

PART III

03:13 - Sapphic science and the implied smash

05:31 - Repeating scenes to "amplify" the implied smash

19:10 - Villanelle as the "bottom" forevermore

19:54 - The Barn Swallow and bullshit with Pam and Carolyn

21:48 - EVE HAS HER HAIR DOWN! In this Ted talk I will-

26:39 - Carolyn talks to Eve, but it makes no sense

30:07 - Pam informs Villanelle that Konstantin is dead

34:34 - The now digital 12 sends Eve a location

38:49 - Scoping out the Dixie Queen, the 12, & a wedding

40:15 - Carolyn and Pam AGAIN... so Pam can walk away

43:02 - Back to the Dixie Queen for murder and bullshit

50:15 - Eve and Villanelle kiss for the last time

53:36 - A beautiful gay wedding, where nothing makes any sense

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Dark!Eve continues to rise! We're back to recap part two of "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" and discuss the continued leveling up of Eve Polastri. Where's it all leading to? Will her journey with Villanelle be paralleled to that of Cupid and Psyche? Has Carolyn truly lost everything?? Will Villanelle and Gunn partake in extreme cottagecore lesbian shenanigans???

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - Eve confronts Carolyn at Lars cabin in the woods

06:08 - Lars tries to make a move on Carolyn

09:24 - Carolyn left alone with Eve's handy work

09:58 - Eve is day drinking again. What now??

10:48 - Villanelle on drugs, goes to meet Gunn

14:00 - Previews for next week!

19:41 - Sandra & Jodie and the genius of improvisation

24:12 - An evolved muse for the death wish list

31:02 - A mini muse on the beginning of the episode

32:12 - Eve's journey and comparisons to Cupid & Psyche

37:36 - So apparently they're working on a spin off

41:47 - Shoutout to Kayleigh for "serving it soft"

42:21 - A tangent on 'Purity at Pride'

48:55 - We're so excited... .and so scared

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Chapter Marks:

1:00 - BBC/AMC is starving us!

2:05 - Corrections

2:25 - Konstantin was making Drachona

4:10 - Bisto also exists a.k.a. gravy in a box

5:34 - Dixit revisited! We want a Villaneve version

7:29 - Clarifying the Moscow Rules

11:35 - Villanelle never changed her clothes

14:58 - Revelations

15:15 - Was Carolyn annoyed by the Drachona?

16:24 - Villanelle, I’m home!

21:14 - So it’s Villanelle & Niko, NOT Eve

28:01 - New trailer! “Killer Couple”..what?? http://bit.ly/New207

33:13 - What’s Vill doing on the bed?

37:25 - “Soulmates!”

41:33 - PWB wants to be murdered by Jodie http://bit.ly/PWBart

43:16 - Musings

43:29 - How long was Villanelle watching?

46:22 - “You always look annoyed to see me”

49:49 - Why is Niko in danger?

51:07 - Is Konstantin plotting against Eve?

56:45 - Will Peel make Eve jealous?

1:03:23 - Will Peel recognize Villanelle?

1:12:01 - Is Eve working through Vill’s wish list?

1:16:31 - 208 “You’re Mine” description is out!

1:20:21 - Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr

1:20:37 - Twitter Polls!

1:22:28 - Villanelle’s bed location @lesbianmoonlobster

1:23:21 - Questions from @bleentastic

1:24:10 - “Bad Choices” meme @villainever http://bit.ly/villschoices

1:25:03 - Villaneve Reductress memes @villainever http://bit.ly/reductm

1:27:02 - Shoutout to @kiko-blue & your wife!!

1:29:43 - So Funko did a poll and Killing Eve lost?!

1:32:25 - Jodie’s nominated for best villain!

1:34:50 - Final Takes

1:35:03 - NO EARLY 2 MINUTES = Killing Eve Bingo!

1:36:06 - The ever disappearing Kenny

1:38:43 - Villanelle in Plaid! Thank you BBC

1:39:34 - Did anyone win those pajamas??

1:41:04 - Can Killing Eve go to more things please

1:42:18 - Favorite Line of the Week!

1:43:55 - “Looks like we’re both busy… with WORK!”

1:46:20 - My dad taught me a thing

1:47:35 - We’re doing a massive giveaway!!

1:50:15 - Shoutout to Katie @so_it_goes4!

1:50:37 - Shoutout to @SigmaEsquire03!

1:51:59 - Thank you @therealashleym

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Time Stamps

:32 - BAFTA CELEBRATION!

5:00 - #PodinLiveNYC was incredible!

9:30 - Recap for 206 begins

10:48 - Terrance Polastri is back!

14:55 - GOD BLESS THE HARD CUT

27:01 - Carolyn’s Ho-tation meet-n-greet

30:59 - Sullen Villanelle gets into mischief

33:28 - Carolyn hates breakfast

38:54 - Peel sexbot tangent of despair

41:10 - Eve gets a new old idea

45:30 - Konstantin and Eve reunite

46:25 - Villanelle’s a new apt & Eve’s keys

51:50 - Theory: Eve always thinks Vill is watching

54:36 - The other side of the bridge tho??

58:14 - Eve has forgotten Hugo & its amazing

1:00:46 - The 3 Musketeers: Carolyn, Eve, & Vill

1:04:29 - Why is Eve texting Niko?

1:06:18 - Villanelle crashes brunch

1:11:14 - Vill goes to AA

1:17:03 - Eve swerves out her lane

1:19:06 - Gemma & Niko in the school yard

1:20:21 - Villanelle’s confession

1:27:25 - Murder is Eve’s favorite drug

1:28:50 - Amber congratulates Villanelle

1:31:42 - Vill gives Eve her best present yet!

1:33:44 - Did Peel see the murder footage?

1:36:42 - 1st deleted scene: Vill gets some cookies

1:38:15 - Eve was trying to snitch

1:40:39 - Kill Commander & Vill are texting!!!

1:43:59 - Eve goes to Gemma’s house

1:47:25 - Gemma’s room contents are wack

1:50:20 - Eve is discovered!

1:55:06 - GEMMA LOVES MISSIONARY!

1:57:27 - Eve has keys to Villanelle’s apt

1:59:43 - The Peels are the actual worst

2:03:25 - What was Konstantin up to?

2:07:11 - Peel is a grown ass Joffrey

2:09:10 - So Dixit is a card game that exists

2:18:09 - Billie finally speaks.. with violence

2:20:05 - Eve was stressed

2:21:45 - So pet names exist??

2:23:01 - The girls in the halal shop

2:25:20 - What do those pig heads mean?

2:26:21 - The promo for 207

2:31:20 - Niko gets attacked?!

2:35:02 - The 1st two minutes do not exist!

2:36:45 - Shoutout to @swinereflection!

2:38:30 - Social Media roll cal

2:39:35 - Happy Mother’s Day everyone!

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CHAPTER LIST:

:32 - Villaneve Zen Intro

5:20 - The Correction Segment

6:08 - The “Egg Ghost” is Korean!

16:11 - Terrance Polastri everybody

16:52 - Eve’s Herbal Essence moment

18:25 - Who told Villanelle about Oxford?

20:35 - Villanelle at the flower shop!

23:30 - Revelations

24:00 - @SorryNotSorryBabyx thank you!!

25:03 - So maybe Niko leaves Eve after all ???

31:57 - Bill is not Jon Wick & thusly should’ve chilled

38:29 - Villanelle finally wears hear hair down

45:28 - That lace dress is everything

46:40 - So one of Carolyn’s hobbies is fencing

48:48 - Emerald says Villanelle is in love

51:34 - Pranking is a Villaneve dating tradition

53:52 - Musings

54:10 - Why is Niko is like this??

1:05:51 - What’s Villanelle’s plan with Niko?

1:12:32 - So Eve get’s competition in 207? YES!

1:24:30 - But can Villanelle really be swayed?

1:32:45 - The Villaneve love languages

1:39:58 - The many meanings of “I’m expensive”

1:43:50 - How many seasons of this glorious show

1:52:10 - Spotted on Twitter/Tumbler

1:53:00 - Shoutout to @villanellesstrap!!

1:55:45 - Why is Villanelle crying again??

2:00:27 - Shoutout to @vivala-swanqueen & @killingevedaily

2:01:30 - WHAT HAPPENED EN ROUTE TO FOREST DEAN

2:03:50 - Pulitzer for @weirddyke

2:04:53 - Did Villanelle use Eve as leverage in the locker?

2:11:19 - Was this past episode like an actual wedding?

2:16:00 - @kikublue Terrance appreciates the hug

2:16:40 - Did some thangs do down at the sink?

2:20:05 - A rubbed one out submission! @brownsugarlaws

2:22:25 - Final Takes

2:28:35 - Does Eve get the house in the divorce?

2:30:32 - Favorite Lines of the Week!

2:33:40 - Thank you for being a friend

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CHAPTER LIST:

0:40 - SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! FOR THE FIRST 2MIN OF EPISODE 6!!! WE’RE SORRY!!!

5:53 - We try to start at the very beginning

8:28 - Eve projects her desires, again

13:13 - Villanelle has the Ghost shooketh

14:30 - Carolyn recommends a vet

16:06 - Villanelle has a new hobby

19:42 - Everyone should tip Villanelle

22:45 - Eve probes Jess for information

24:59 - Eve gets a second date idea

32:40 - Konstantin meets his contact

38:40 - Martin gives his seminar

40:01 - Eve is the favorite

43:05 - Martin the hidden genius

48:20 - Villanelle begins doing the most

51:43 - Carolyn the puppet master

56:13 - Eve gets an O delivered to her door

1:02:29 - Villanelle goes shopping for her date

1:05:13 - Another reason Carolyn is the shit

1:10:37 - Hugo not minding his business again

1:13:11 - Kenny is the only one making sense

1:15:15 - Villanelle’s rituals are the best

1:16:35 - Eve’s murder urge makes sense

1:22:47 - Eve preps for her date

1:23:34 - Cheers to Villanelle and that veil!

1:27:04 - The Asian/Caribbean culture jumps out

1:29:55 - Eve misses out on the frisk

1:31:25 - Villanelle, the kitchen, and that scene!

1:38:54 - Eve grabs a cheek

1:45:23 - Villanelle is surprised

1:47:10 - What was the original plan?

1:50:29 - Villanelle has some fun

1:52:08 - THE SINK DECLERATION

1:58:12 - We almost got a kiss

2:00:35 - Killing Eve the romantic comedy

2:07:08 - Carolyn & Konstantin

2:13:17 - Eve is being a crappy gf

2:17:15 - The Ghost awaits her fate

2:19:34 - Eve unleashes her secret weapon

2:21:38 - What’s the real reason Eve is mad?

2:25:20 - Villanelle wants Eve to participate

2:31:54 - Nadia deserved better

2:35:05 - Are the writers trolling us?

2:38:22 - Villanelle did the damn thing

2:41:46 - Villanelle tells Niko some thangs

2:46:09 - Wow Niko, who knew

2:53:27 - New Villaneve date theory

2:57:26 - Shoutout to the crackheads & all our twitter friends

2:58:56 - Villanelle doesn’t have the time

3:01:02 - Eve needs to see the scar!

3:02:38 - Predictions for episode 6

3:10:30 - But really, frak those early 2min

3:13:01 - Check out kikoblu’s http://bit.ly/killingevekills

3:16:09 - We’re sorry, again

3:17:50 - Property of Villanelle swag

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:35 - Are you OK???

2:45 - Isn’t angst the best though

3:15 - Xena musical AU

6:05 - Correction Segment

6:17 - Let’s Talk About the Gayby

8:16 - Villanelle’s 11th century prose by @aliendoges

10:50 - Of course Carolyn was speaking Dutch

11:34 - Peel Campus employees are gross

13:42 - MI6 doesn’t send Ubers

14:14 - Hugo makes for Desperate Times

15:00 - The “almost kiss” & it’s meaning

17:20 - Drug dealer pitches rarely vary

18:05 - v usually sober

19:28 - Revelations

19:47 - Is Harry Potter the Law & Order of the UK?

22:28 - Hagelslag, a Dutch delicacy

24:27 - Eve’s fashions look the same, we know

26:30 - Niko’s bitchiest line, he still living foul

28:22 - Villanelle’s is uselessly sprung

33:20 - Can our ladies team up please?

34:11 - Xena had all the hos

35:40 - Musings

36:02 - BBC GIVE US ALL OF THE THINGS!

37:29 - Jess reads Eve for filth, again

40:20 - Is Hugo in danger?

44:17 - Eve can only cheat on one person

47:45 - Stay away from the damn flowers, Carolyn!

51:19 - What next after door sex?

53:17 - Killing Eve fans ask the BEST questions

55:05 - New Segment - Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr

55:36 - People out here shipping Niko & Villanelle???

58:02 - Fan musical submission for Villanelle!

1:01:58 - Shoutouts to our new friends!

1:0344 - Final Takes

1:04:20 - Trailer 1 rundown (http://bit.ly/205TRAILER1)

1:08:05 - Trailer 2 rundown (http://bit.ly/205TRAILER2)

1:16:22 - Trailer 3 rundown (http://bit.ly/205TRAILER3)

1:22:05 - Will the Ghost, Eve, & Villanelle meet?

1:31:13 - Favorite line of the week

1:31:41 - We love Carolyn’s boss

1:33:10 - It’s always about Villaneve

1:34:24 - Honorable mention for lying ass Eve

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CAROLYN!!!! This might be our longest episode yet, but it was warranted, as we’ve been put through the emotional ringer. Emo Villanelle makes her triumphant return, Hugo pervs on Eve, and Carolyn confirms she’s the best super spy on the show. Has Villanelle been writing love notes for weeks? Will Niko ever brush his teeth? We discuss all that and more as we recap episode 4 of Killing Eve Season 2.

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CHAPTER LIST:

2:24 - Corrections

2:42 - Konstantin is jealous

7:58 - Eve & Villanelle share many traits

10:41 - So that omelet was a literal demon

13:03 - Apparently Villanelle steals school paraphernalia

14:08 - Revelations

14:22 - Eve is literally the worst spy, an opus

18:19 - Trading Places: The Villaneve Edition

19:48 - Carolyn got us shook

22:05 - Eve will do whatever it takes to get her girl

25:15 - The hotel sex scene is ASMR for Villaneve fans

26:38 - Who does Carolyn report to?

26:57 - The Bellhop day drinks for several reasons

32:26 - Eve and Villanelle have Saphic superpowers

35:04 - Sad & Bougie, a tale of two lovers

36:41 - Musings

39:06 - Eve is making her own fate

43:03 - Niko needs to get on HIS knees

45:56 - Was Villanelle fearing a stabby Eve or the 12

51:15 - Villanelle is soooo jealous!

53:30 - Eve, the original stan

54:33 - “Desperate Times” ahead

57:23 - Lets talk about the lipstick lyrics!

1:01:21 - Eve has no idea what she wants

1:02:44 - MI6 is the worst

1:05:00 - Why do people think Villanelle wants Eve dead?

1:07:00 - Favorite lines of the week

1:08:10 - Emo Villanelle is our favorite

1:15:05 - The UK fans should riot

1:16:30 - How long was Villanelle singing?

1:18:03 - The Villaneve mantra

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