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Chapter 8 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster

The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941

Authors Summary:

"It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.

This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.

When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.

How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?

Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!"

Intro & Outro Music:

"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Chapter 7 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster

The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941

Authors Summary:

"It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.

This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.

When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.

How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?

Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!"

Intro & Outro Music:

"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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Chapter 29 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18

The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true

Authors Summary:

"Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him."

"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Chapter 28 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18

The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true

Authors Summary:

"Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him."

"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Chapter 27 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18

The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true

Authors Summary:

"Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him."

"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Chapter 26 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18

The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true

Authors Summary:

"Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him."

"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Chapter 25 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18

The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true

Authors Summary:

"Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him."

"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Chapter 24 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18

The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true

Authors Summary:

"Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him."

"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Chapter 23 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18

The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true

Authors Summary:

"Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him."

"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Chapter 22 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18

The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true

Authors Summary:

"Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him."

"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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