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|---|---|---|---|
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 8 | 14 Feb 2025 | 00:19:59 | |
Chapter 8 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 7 | 11 Feb 2025 | 01:18:19 | |
Chapter 7 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 29 | 13 Jan 2025 | 00:13:17 | |
Chapter 29 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 28 | 10 Jan 2025 | 00:30:28 | |
Chapter 28 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 27 | 06 Jan 2025 | 00:23:18 | |
Chapter 27 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 26 | 03 Jan 2025 | 00:32:36 | |
Chapter 26 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 25 | 23 Dec 2024 | 00:16:25 | |
Chapter 25 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 24 | 20 Dec 2024 | 00:39:54 | |
Chapter 24 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 23 | 16 Dec 2024 | 00:32:40 | |
Chapter 23 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 22 | 13 Dec 2024 | 00:32:27 | |
Chapter 22 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 21 | 09 Dec 2024 | 00:21:29 | |
Chapter 21 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 20 | 06 Dec 2024 | 00:40:20 | |
Chapter 20 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 6 | 07 Feb 2025 | 01:00:15 | |
Chapter 6 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 19 | 02 Dec 2024 | 00:31:55 | |
Chapter 19 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 18 | 22 Nov 2024 | 00:35:56 | |
Chapter 18 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 17 | 18 Nov 2024 | 00:25:53 | |
Chapter 17 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 16 | 15 Nov 2024 | 00:22:57 | |
Chapter 16 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 15 | 11 Nov 2024 | 00:29:13 | |
Chapter 15 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 14 | 08 Nov 2024 | 00:23:06 | |
Chapter 14 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 - Please note: This episode contains scenes that are sexually explicit. The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 13 | 05 Nov 2024 | 00:17:13 | |
Chapter 13 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 - Please note: This episode contains scenes that are sexually explicit. The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 12 | 02 Nov 2024 | 00:21:02 | |
Chapter 12 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 - Please note: This episode contains scenes that are sexually explicit. The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 11 | 28 Oct 2024 | 00:30:47 | |
Chapter 11 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 10 | 25 Oct 2024 | 00:24:41 | |
Chapter 10 of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 5 | 03 Feb 2025 | 00:34:00 | |
Chapter 5 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 9 | 21 Oct 2024 | 00:27:43 | |
Chapter Nine of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 8 | 18 Oct 2024 | 00:21:00 | |
Chapter Eight of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 7 | 11 Oct 2024 | 00:23:07 | |
Chapter Seven of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 6 | 04 Oct 2024 | 00:18:20 | |
Chapter Six of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 5 | 30 Sep 2024 | 00:24:46 | |
Chapter Five of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 4 | 27 Sep 2024 | 00:16:13 | |
Chapter Four of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 3 | 23 Sep 2024 | 00:12:03 | |
Chapter Three of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 2 | 20 Sep 2024 | 00:10:42 | |
Chapter Two of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 1 | 16 Sep 2024 | 00:11:43 | |
Chapter One of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Introduction - Welcome to The Wizard Wheezes | 16 Sep 2024 | 00:02:03 | |
Welcome one, welcome all, to: The Wizard Wheezes! A brand new Fan fiction podcast where I Ollivander, will be bringing to life a variety of Fan Fictions from across the internet. Please feel free to drop a follow to be notified when new episodes release. Music Credits - "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 4 | 31 Jan 2025 | 00:35:18 | |
Chapter 4 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 3 | 27 Jan 2025 | 00:47:17 | |
Chapter 3 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 2 | 24 Jan 2025 | 00:28:07 | |
Chapter 2 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 1 | 20 Jan 2025 | 00:12:48 | |
Chapter 1 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Fart | 17 Jan 2025 | 00:25:13 | |
The Fart - A Dramione One Shot by OfftheMap Artwork by Winterwells The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57156853 Authors Summary: "All Draco Malfoy wanted was to woo Hermione Granger. Really, it couldn't have gone any worse.." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Courage & Conviction Chapter 30 | 13 Jan 2025 | 00:08:59 | |
Chapter 30, The final chapter of Courage and Conviction by MotherofDogs18 Thank you so much for listening. The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/54560803?view_full_work=true Authors Summary: "Draco Malfoy has spent more than a decade keeping his head down and out of trouble. But when he gets wind of movement among the remaining Death Eaters, he finds that the Malfoy name closes more doors to him than it opens, making it difficult to know who to turn to. Eventually, he reaches out to the woman he tormented during their childhood and finds, to his surprise, that she seems willing to overlook the past and help him." "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 9 | 18 Feb 2025 | 00:50:57 | |
Chapter 9 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 10 | 21 Mar 2025 | 01:04:55 | |
Chapter 10 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 12 | 04 Apr 2025 | 00:47:43 | |
Chapter 12 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 11 | 28 Mar 2025 | 01:06:25 | |
Chapter 11 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 21 | 06 Jun 2025 | 00:52:56 | |
Chapter 21 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 20 | 30 May 2025 | 00:34:42 | |
Chapter 20 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 19 | 23 May 2025 | 01:02:55 | |
Chapter 19 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 18 | 16 May 2025 | 01:02:26 | |
Chapter 18 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 17 | 09 May 2025 | 00:58:30 | |
Chapter 17 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Hard Row to Hoe - Chapter 16 | 02 May 2025 | 01:04:08 | |
Chapter 16 of A Hard Row to Hoe by BlessdToaster The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55745104/chapters/141512941 Authors Summary: "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way. How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)? Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!" Intro & Outro Music: "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||