#RockStarLife: Coffee Break – Details, episodes & analysis

Darlings… I was ready to ghost this new era of Vanderpump Rules. The original cast was lightning in a bottle — toxic, iconic, spiritually unwell. You can’t summon that twice. 

Then I watched the first five minutes of the Season 12 premiere…
And suddenly I was grabbing my mic like it was the last Pumptini on Earth.

In this episode, I live-react — in real time — to Season 12’s fresh batch of overly confident, chaotically delusional LA goons. I immediately identify the vortex of female dark chaos (spoiler: Natalie, with Kim hovering like an energetic attachment), followed by the usual roster of pretty-but-basic "straight" men. I question how SUR is still open in 2025 after showcasing horrible waitstaff on tv for a decade, with a quick stroll through its tabloid history. 

I break down the Two Types of VPR Viewers, unpack the hetero hellscape these people are stuck in and revel in the 5 a.m. rage calling followed by 10 am drinking, security footage fights, tone deaf music studio moments, and broken fourth wall — all the things that make VPR the greatest show ever while laughing non-stop at this mess. 

If you want play-by-play chaos, psychic-level predictions, and the kind of sharp snark only a Vanderpump Rules Scholar and drag queen can deliver… grab your Pumptinis.

Come sip, scream, and bitch with me. Zenobia is clocked in!!

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#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Season Three crash-lands during Hot Ghoul Summer 2026 — louder, trashier, more haunted, and legally questionable. 🔥💋

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

Today’s espresso shot is powered by one thing — Kathy Griffin. My number one celebrity, my number one person, and the reason I literally dusted off the podcast mic the second her new stand-up special My Life on the PTSD List dropped on YouTube. My apartment might be a mess (same with my life), but Kathy just supercharged me back to life.

In this episode, I gush about my lifelong love for Kathy and why she means so damn much to me. I dive into her new material — the chaos, the comedy, and the catharsis — from Sia and Jane Fonda to Kim & Kanye, Paris Hilton, a gay cruise massage story, and that wild, unfiltered Britney and Justin story straight from the Kathy Griffin vault. I even dish on Jeffree Star and the way Kathy hilariously brushes past James Charles in the most gloriously gay way possible.

We get into what made comedy in the 2000s so good and bad, how it’s changed, and why Kathy and I both thrive in that sweet spot of storytelling comedy that doesn’t always fit neatly into club culture — but hits straight to the heart. And, of course, I nerd out hard, because my “’tism” is literally knowing every Kathy Griffin special, CD, cameo, and credit — from Suddenly Susan to The X-Files.

I also go on a tangent about Oprah and Whitney Houston, because honestly, you can’t talk Kathy Griffin without mentioning those two legends.

And yes, Kathy even manages to make her trauma and suicide attempt funny — because that’s what great comedy does: it makes the unbearable bearable, helping us laugh our way toward healing.

So grab your coffee (or something stronger), and let’s celebrate the queen herself — Kathy Griffin — and the art of surviving through comedy and chaos.

☕️ PS: I also give an update on my upcoming paranormal doc, Ethereal Anarchy!

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#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Season Three crash-lands during Hot Ghoul Summer 2026 — louder, trashier, more haunted, and legally questionable. 🔥💋

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

LITTLE MONSTERS... Mayhem has landed, and I had no choice but to drop everything, run to the mic, and live-react to every track like my life depended on it.  It’s only been 15 hours, but I have thoughts—some euphoric, some unhinged, and all Little Monster hot mess!!! 

Did Gaga just redefine pop with Perfect Celebrity?  Is Shadow of a Man giving us the raw, soul-baring Fame Monster energy we live for?  After Chromatica changed my life and drag career back in 2020, does this new album follow in those footsteps?  Am I living for it and finding my Highway Unicorn, or is it a major flop? You’ll have to listen to find out. 

And because the Mother Mother works in mysterious, messy ways, my old friend Dylan called mid-recording, so we get a surprise cameo with his take on Mayhem, plus some piping-hot RHOBH, Vanderpump Rules, and The Valley tea. 

I also spill about my first week in the salon with my new job—because I am beginning to be in my Hair era.  And since I took two weeks off from the podcast, I had to come back louder, gayer, and more dramatic than ever. 🏳️‍🌈⚡

So buckle up, little monsters, and let’s get into the Mayhem as this drag superstar has many thoughts. 

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"Fame Gaga"

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#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Season Three crash-lands during Hot Ghoul Summer 2026 — louder, trashier, more haunted, and legally questionable. 🔥💋

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

Recorded on the most gag-worthy day of the year—Valentine’s Day (ugh) 💔—I kick things off with a fiery rant about this capitalist fever dream of a holiday, my Diddy doc binge, and my annual tradition of hating the Super Bowl. Because let’s be real—after Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show and his feud with corny AF Drake, I miss Wendy Williams coming in live from New York, spilling the real tea, and breaking it all down in her iconic, unfiltered style. And speaking of Miss Wendy…

I dive headfirst into TMZ’s latest spectacle, Saving Wendy Williams (dropped 2/12/2025), and honey, I have thoughts. I throw some well-earned shade at Harvey Levin—because let’s be real, TMZ plays the media game with some veryinteresting connections to the White House—but I’ll give credit where it’s due: this doc actually sheds light on Wendy’s devastating situation.

I also break down Kathy Griffin’s legendary war with TMZ post-Trump photo scandal and connect it all to Wendy’s heartbreaking saga. Plus, rewatching Where Is Wendy Williams? after this new doc? Oh, it hits different—like an old-school episode of Intervention—and I spill my theories on what’s really going on with our purple chair queen.

And of course, we can’t talk Wendy without mentioning Britney Spears and the conservatorship mess, because history loves to repeat itself—especially when it comes to powerful women getting trapped in dark-sided guardianships. 😤 But more importantly, I share my hopes for Wendy, because let’s be honest—the world is boring without her in it.

And in between all this chaos? I drop some major life news (yes, it’s big), and I’m taking the next two weeks off from the pod—when I return, it’ll be from my brand new podcast studio. So grab your coffee, throw on something dramatic, and let’s get into it.

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"#FREEWENDYWILLIAMS"

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#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Season Three crash-lands during Hot Ghoul Summer 2026 — louder, trashier, more haunted, and legally questionable. 🔥💋

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

In this supersized second half of our coffee-fueled pop culture deep dive with Evita, we’re serving up some spicy tea, Wendy Williams-style. 🎤🔥 Recorded on January 16, 2025 — the same day Wendy called into The Breakfast Club — we break down her iconic moments and shade, especially her fearless takedown of pop culture’s darkest secrets. From Bill Cosby to R. Kelly and Diddy, Wendy was always right about the scandals everyone else was too scared to touch. 

We dive into Wendy's unapologetic truth-telling from her radio days and explore the broken system surrounding her conservatorship, comparing it to Britney Spears' battle for freedom.  Plus, we revisit her unforgettable interviews with Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey, cementing her status as the ultimate entertainment journalist. 🎙️✨

Then, we dive into the chaotic "Whore Economy" of LA and some hot pop culture gossip — from Amanda Bynes and Demi Lovato to Jay Z and Rihanna. We end it all with a deep cut on Oprah’s messy drama in South Africa and missing her unhinged moments, like the time Barbara Streisand painted one of her mics white in a wild early 2000s interview you can find here, narrative by Queen Kathy Griffin. 

This episode is pure pop culture madness, a rollercoaster of gossip, empowerment, and everything that makes Wendy Williams the queen of chaos. 👑💄

Disclaimer: Punk-fueled, caffeine-induced gossip. Don’t take us too seriously — except our undying love for Wendy Williams and the chaos she reigns over. 😈☕️

Support the show

#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Season Three crash-lands during Hot Ghoul Summer 2026 — louder, trashier, more haunted, and legally questionable. 🔥💋

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

🔥 Brace yourselves, darlings—this two-part Coffee Break is pure pop culture intellectual chaos. I’m joined by the fabulous Evita, whose life story is a globe-trotting masterpiece: born in Nigeria, raised in Johannesburg, and now thriving in Baltimore. We talked for three straight hours, so here’s Part 1 of our supersized, caffeine-fueled convo.

We kick off heavy: dissecting the ugly truths about Apartheid (it’s not over, kids—Google it or book your trip), the eerie similarities between Baltimore and Johannesburg (creative brilliance with a side of systemic nonsense), and the messy, manipulative media machine (looking at you, CNN and The View). Nancy Pelosi makes a cameo, and we unpack the brewing Real Housewives-style feud between Elon Musk and Donald Trump.

Then, we shift gears into full-on pop culture madness:
👑 Martha Stewart is crowned queen.
🕳️ Naomi Campbell’s scandal-filled rabbit hole is dark and impossible to look away from.
💥 Her iconic feud with Tyra Banks gets the roasting it deserves (Tyra’s talk show? Unhinged).
📸 America’s Next Top Model is problematic, chaotic, and endlessly meme-worthy.
🍵 We spill tea on Nicki Minaj vs. Cardi B and Nicki vs. Mariah Carey.
👋 Oprah? We’re over her. Monique? We’re stanning.

And just when you think it can’t get juicier, we wrap with a deep dive into the Real Housewives of Johannesburg and Real Housewives of Lagos: Christall Kay’s theatrics, Evodia and Mercy’s iconic mother-daughter tag team, and the pure chaos of Jozi’s first season—arguably one of the best in the Housewives universe.

⚠️ Disclaimer: This is punk-fueled, caffeine-induced gossip. Don’t take us too seriously—except when we’re worshipping Whitney Houston, Martha Stewart, and chaotic 2000s reality TV gold.

Grab your coffee, throw on some glitter, and join us for the ultimate laugh-filled ride. Part 2 drops next week—prepare yourself.

Support the show

#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Season Three crash-lands during Hot Ghoul Summer 2026 — louder, trashier, more haunted, and legally questionable. 🔥💋

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

In this wild and hilarious, heavily redacted episode 19 of season two of #RockStarLife: Coffee Break, I’m joined by the legendary Cathy Till for a post-Spooky Season catch-up! 🎃👻 We dive deep into the high-class vintage vibes of the Playboy Club and revisit the scandalous, yet glamorous, legacy of Blaze Starr.

Cathy spills behind-the-scenes tea from shooting Ethereal Anarchy, shares the scoop on the suburbanization of Canton in Baltimore, and takes us on a journey through her 1980s Pat Benatar and Blondie-inspired fashion style. 🕸️ Oh, and we can’t forget our vent session about humanity—because nothing soothes the soul like ranting about Comcast and family drama while playing The Sims and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City to vent the anger. 💀🎮

Of course, there’s more drama to unpack! From Queer as Folk and Homicide: Life on the Street to The Wire and the Sarah Jessica Parker/Kim Cattrall feud on And Just Like That, we cover it all—including our love for Mob Wives 🍂. Plus, you KNOW we couldn’t skip a Zak Bagans update—because, duh, ghosts. 🕷️👀

🎧 Tune in now for an unfiltered, no-holds-barred chat about pop culture, paranormal shenanigans, and all things Baltimore—complete with a side of rat birth control. 🖤🐀

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"Blaze Starr Goes Ghost Hunting"

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#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Season Three crash-lands during Hot Ghoul Summer 2026 — louder, trashier, more haunted, and legally questionable. 🔥💋

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

It’s Inauguration Day 2025... or, as I call it, The Real Housewives of the Oval Office just kicked off a new season—and darling, I’m roasting the hell out of this circus to keep warm on this frigid January night. ☕🔥

In this special espresso shot, I dive into the Real Housewives-level drama of our political elites—each one more absurd than the last. With Trump bringing his usual farcical absurdity, Biden being a basic boomer, JD Vance being oddly normal and boring, and Kamala and Hillary still stuck in Hell, it’s clear: this isn’t politics—it’s performance art, and I’m here to roast it. 🎭✨

As a stand-up comic, I can't resist turning this freakshow into comedy gold. It’s equal parts Democrat and Republican roasting, because let’s face it—they’re both sides of the same trashy, elitist coin making the hellscape that is America. I’ll also dish on Kathy Griffin’s A Hell of a Story special and the Trump photo scandal fallout. Plus, comics are the true philosophers of our time, and Trump channels that Ramona Singer energy from RHONY that we secretly love to laugh at. 😏

We break down the Democrats forced to suffer through the day like they’re stuck in a reunion show from hell, while Trump waltzes in like Kristen Doute—no shame, just defending his truth. These people are ridiculous characters, and we're roasting them like the reality stars they are. 🍿

But don’t worry—I wrap up with some good vibes and what I want from Trump’s next term: UFO/UAP and JFK disclosures, 5 AM rage tweets, and more bad spray tans, please. If we’ve gotta endure this next term, let’s make this chaotic political reality show as fabulously ridiculous as a good Real Housewives episode. 💅✨

As always, I’m a stand-up comic and drag superstar—take it all with humor. If you can’t handle the shade, light up and don’t listen.

Grab your coffee, throw on some glitter, and let’s roast! ✨

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" Queen Kathy Griffin"

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#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Season Three crash-lands during Hot Ghoul Summer 2026 — louder, trashier, more haunted, and legally questionable. 🔥💋

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

In this electric episode of #RockStarLife: Coffee Break, I beam down to chat with the incredible Nick and Rich of Studio 5 Baltimore, the photographers who are making waves in the world of drag and performance art photography. We first crossed paths in 2022 at a stand-up gig at Area 405, and since then, I've had the honor of featuring their groundbreaking work in both The Art of Drag and The Paranormal Realm: Beyond the Lore exhibitions.

We dive into what makes Baltimore the ultimate destination for drag and queer artistry, shining a spotlight on local legends like Alastor, Baby, Sorority Heights, Dee Dee Dereon, and Venus Fastrada. Nick and Rich open up about their creative process, their passion for capturing the raw, untamed energy of drag performers, and their journey as Maryland-based artists. We also chat about John Waters and his iconic film Female Trouble, along with the influence of Lady Gaga, Madonna, and pre-Drag Race drag. 

🎥 Looking to elevate your own performance or project? Book a photo session with Studio 5 Baltimore, where they bring your vision to life with unmatched expertise and artistry. Studio 5 Baltimore

This episode is an exploration of the artistry, energy, and passion that make Baltimore’s drag scene one of the most vibrant and influential in the world. 🎧 Tune in now and get inspired.

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#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Season Three crash-lands during Hot Ghoul Summer 2026 — louder, trashier, more haunted, and legally questionable. 🔥💋

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕

In this caffeine-fueled New Year’s espresso shot of #RockStarLife: Coffee Break, I’m kicking off 2025 way too caffeinated for a no-holds-barred roast of pop culture’s New Years chaos.

First, Whitney Cummings delivers a savage takedown of CNN live on their own network, and I’m here for every glorious second. Then, I dive into Real Housewives of Potomac with a live reaction to Karen Huger’s DUI police body cam footage—The Grand Dame serves up drama that’s equal parts reality TV and true crime.

I also take aim at the dullest duo on television: Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper. Andy’s the boring king of Bravo, and Anderson? Well, he’s just a basic rich gay with zero edge. It’s time to call out the train wreck, and I’ve got plenty to say.

Next up, I’m breaking down Paige and Craig’s breakup (Summer House meets Southern Charm implosion), and why it was as predictable as a Bravo storyline.

To wrap it all up, I dive into the absurdity of Midwestern Safety YouTube—train wrecks, chaotic commentary, and a slice of Americana that’s somehow too real for comfort.

This episode serves up sharp humor, raw takes, and plenty of caffeine—grab your cup and tune in for the New Year’s roast you didn’t know you needed. 🎧 Listen now! ☕🔥

Support the show

#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽

Season Three crash-lands during Hot Ghoul Summer 2026 — louder, trashier, more haunted, and legally questionable. 🔥💋

Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸

⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡

Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.

Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.

Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕