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This week's story is Pro-M-onster: It's monster, hold the mash. Our sponsor for today is the upcoming documentary "NecroMarci: Sorceress on the Set"

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Content Warning: references to death

Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Piano Horror Soundtrack" by Bruno Magic from Pixabay
"Spooky" by by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
"50s Swing Music"  by Julius H. from Pixabay
"Spooky Ghosts" Sound Effect by Jurij from Pixabay
Other Sound Effects by Pixabay

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This week's story is “Flip and Flap: Dream Home Helpers” They help you turn your “now”  home in to your “dream” home. And they’re also cousins or something. Although each episode of Discount Storytime is standalone, this episode occurs after the events in taco meat fountain-  episode number ten. You may want to  listen to that first, but you don't have to. This story probably won't make sense either way. Our sponsor for today is the newest tell all biography "Buttered On Both Sides."

Content warning: profanity

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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Energetic Garage Rock" by by Aleksandr Karabanov from Pixabay
"Thinking of Good Time - Soft Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pixabay
"Exploding Building 1" Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay
All Sound Effects by Pixabay

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This week’s story is the Taco Meat Fountain – the narrator means well, right? And today’s episode is sponsored by St. Tetanus Medical Center – of all the things we spread, kindness is first.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains profanity and projectile sounds.

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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Be Happy” by Dana Music from Pixabay
Concrete mixer Sound Effect by Manuel Van den Fonteyne from Pixabay
Other Sound effects from Pixabay

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This week’s story is the Lunch With Glaxnor the Terrible – He leads by example. And today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains violence and body horror.

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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Catchy” by Oleksii Kaplunskyi from Pixabay
“8-bit game music” Music by u_4rz47emqxz from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

This story was entered into the ReedsyPrompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt:Start your story with someone making a cup of tea — either for themself or for someone else.

"Send Coffee a message"

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This week’s story is the Invasion of the Stepford Terminators – spooky, right? You’re welcome!

And today’s episode is sponsored by Prints-B-Gone – We remove your fingerprints for life, so you can crime for life, without getting life.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence, gun shots, profanity, alcohol and tobacco use.

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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“A Moment of Introspection” Music by AlexGrohl from Pixabay
retro-wave-style-track-59892.mp3 from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

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This week’s story is the Little Kaiju – Will Mariel meet her prince, or will she stay under the sea? And today’s episode is sponsored by Trubknell Meats Inc. – Now with 17% more species.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence and profanity.

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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Welcome to Coconut Island” by Geoffrey Harvey from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

"Send Coffee a message"

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This week’s story is Family Dining – Zeboop Richardson is planning the perfect first date with Pepper, and the Scamverse will have none of that. This episode also has a special public service announcement from Scam University. 

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains profanity and references to child trauma.

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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Night Walk in Paris” by Alban_Gogh from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

"Send Coffee a message"

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This week’s story is Rain Of Blood – follow a hit man’s first day of retirement. And today’s episode is sponsored by St. Tetanus Medical Center – of all the things we spread, kindness is first.

Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence, gun shots, profanity, alcohol and tobacco use.

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Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Screaming Solitude” by by Vlad Krotov from Pixabay.
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

This story was entered into the Reedsy Prompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt: Create a title with our Title Generator, then write a story inspired by it.

"Send Coffee a message"

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Coffee

This week’s story is Oswald Yedective, Yeti Detective. Criminal Suspense and mystery on the ski slopes, now with Yeti! And today’s episode is sponsored by Alarm Buddy. Don’t oversleep, seriously.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains violence, profanity, alcohol use, and sexual content.

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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Acoustic Motivation” Music by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
“classical-music-eternal-serenade” by Tech Oasis from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

This story was entered into the ReedsyPrompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt:Begin your story with a character crashing into something (or someone) while skiing.

"Send Coffee a message"

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Bonus content available at www.patreon.com/DiscountStorytime

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This week’s story is Awkward Moments Fairy. And today’s episode is sponsored by Snapley’s Cookies. If it’s not Snapley’s, it’s just a cookie.

Content Warning: This episode contains dating violence, profanity, and alcohol use.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

IMPORTANT: This episode contains dating violence. If you or someone you know needs help and support The National Domestic Violence Hotline is a 24-hour confidential service for survivors, victims and those affected by domestic violence, intimate partner violence and relationship abuse. Advocates are available at 1-800-799-SAFE and through online chatting at www.TheHotline.org. All calls are free and confidential.

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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Detective” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Kids Cooking” Music by Oleggio Kyrylkoww from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

"Send Coffee a message"

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Bonus content available at www.patreon.com/DiscountStorytime

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Coffee