This week's story is Pro-M-onster: It's monster, hold the mash. Our sponsor for today is the upcoming documentary "NecroMarci: Sorceress on the Set"

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"Piano Horror Soundtrack" by Bruno Magic from Pixabay
"Spooky" by by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
"50s Swing Music"  by Julius H. from Pixabay
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This week's story is “Flip and Flap: Dream Home Helpers” They help you turn your “now”  home in to your “dream” home. And they’re also cousins or something. Although each episode of Discount Storytime is standalone, this episode occurs after the events in taco meat fountain-  episode number ten. You may want to  listen to that first, but you don't have to. This story probably won't make sense either way. Our sponsor for today is the newest tell all biography "Buttered On Both Sides."

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"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Energetic Garage Rock" by by Aleksandr Karabanov from Pixabay
"Thinking of Good Time - Soft Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pixabay
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This week’s story is the Taco Meat Fountain – the narrator means well, right? And today’s episode is sponsored by St. Tetanus Medical Center – of all the things we spread, kindness is first.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains profanity and projectile sounds.

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“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Be Happy” by Dana Music from Pixabay
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This week’s story is the Lunch With Glaxnor the Terrible – He leads by example. And today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.

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Content Warning: This episode contains violence and body horror.

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“Catchy” by Oleksii Kaplunskyi from Pixabay
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This story was entered into the ReedsyPrompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt:Start your story with someone making a cup of tea — either for themself or for someone else.

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This week’s story is the Invasion of the Stepford Terminators – spooky, right? You’re welcome!

And today’s episode is sponsored by Prints-B-Gone – We remove your fingerprints for life, so you can crime for life, without getting life.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence, gun shots, profanity, alcohol and tobacco use.

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This week’s story is the Little Kaiju – Will Mariel meet her prince, or will she stay under the sea? And today’s episode is sponsored by Trubknell Meats Inc. – Now with 17% more species.

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Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence and profanity.

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“Welcome to Coconut Island” by Geoffrey Harvey from Pixabay
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This week’s story is Family Dining – Zeboop Richardson is planning the perfect first date with Pepper, and the Scamverse will have none of that. This episode also has a special public service announcement from Scam University. 

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Content Warning: This episode contains profanity and references to child trauma.

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“Night Walk in Paris” by Alban_Gogh from Pixabay
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This week’s story is Rain Of Blood – follow a hit man’s first day of retirement. And today’s episode is sponsored by St. Tetanus Medical Center – of all the things we spread, kindness is first.

Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence, gun shots, profanity, alcohol and tobacco use.

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“Screaming Solitude” by by Vlad Krotov from Pixabay.
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

This story was entered into the Reedsy Prompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt: Create a title with our Title Generator, then write a story inspired by it.

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This week’s story is Oswald Yedective, Yeti Detective. Criminal Suspense and mystery on the ski slopes, now with Yeti! And today’s episode is sponsored by Alarm Buddy. Don’t oversleep, seriously.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains violence, profanity, alcohol use, and sexual content.

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“Acoustic Motivation” Music by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
“classical-music-eternal-serenade” by Tech Oasis from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

This story was entered into the ReedsyPrompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt:Begin your story with a character crashing into something (or someone) while skiing.

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This week’s story is Awkward Moments Fairy. And today’s episode is sponsored by Snapley’s Cookies. If it’s not Snapley’s, it’s just a cookie.

Content Warning: This episode contains dating violence, profanity, and alcohol use.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

IMPORTANT: This episode contains dating violence. If you or someone you know needs help and support The National Domestic Violence Hotline is a 24-hour confidential service for survivors, victims and those affected by domestic violence, intimate partner violence and relationship abuse. Advocates are available at 1-800-799-SAFE and through online chatting at www.TheHotline.org. All calls are free and confidential.

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“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Detective” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Kids Cooking” Music by Oleggio Kyrylkoww from Pixabay
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This week’s story is Future Proposals. Will young Prescott and Grace tie the knot? Only time(travel) will tell. Today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.

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Content Warning: This episode contains profanity, smoking, and adult themes

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“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Catchy” by Oleksii Kaplunskyi from Pixabay
Camera Flash Sound Effect by Štefan Baša from Pixabay
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Welcome to the first episode of "Discount Storytime" (Previously "Tales from the Scamverse)!  This week’s story is the Lion and Mouse Redux. This unlikely pair will steal your heart, and by heart I mean credit cards. And today’s episode is sponsored by the Caveat Emptorium – the Scamverse’s largest shopping center.

Content Warning: This episode contains profanity.

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Songs:
“Cute Creatures” Music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Energetic happy amp upbeat rock music” from Pixabay.
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
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This week's story is "Tortoise and the Hare: The full story." Prepare for Action! Our sponsor for today is Quorum Quippers: Teddy Bears that say what everyone else is thinking.

Content Warning: Violence, Profanity, Guns.

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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Powerful Action Rock Trailer" by John Rush from Pixabay
"Corporate Optimism" by Dvir Silver from Pixabay

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This week's story is "Three Little Pigs: Lost Epilogue" - a houses made of straw, stick, bricks, and dark lies? Our sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center. 

Content Warning: Violence, Body Horror, Gore, Dark Themes, Profanity, Guns.

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Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

"Dark Western" by by Yurii Kushch from Pixabay

"In the Saloon" by PianoAmor from Pixabay

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Hello listeners,

This podcast will be changing names from "Tales from the Scamverse." This name was based on the book of short stories (available on Amazon kindle) from which most of the first episode stories came from.

As the show has evolved, the concept of the "Scamverse" limits other stories I want to share with you.  The podcast format will be the same. One story, same satrical and at times dark humor, and a message from our sponsor.

Our new name is "Discount Storytime", which has been tested with over 30 people, and every one of them yelled "Who the Hell are you?" and "Get out of my yard!" So I think it's a hit!
If you have questions, comments, or thoughts, please feel free to write to me by clicking on the link in the show notes. Also, an email address for "Discount Storytime" will be coming soon and I'll append it to this show note and future notes.

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Welcome to episode fifteen of Tales From the Scamverse! This week’s story is about the voyage of the Starship Scam Likely. And today’s episode is sponsored by Fried Mystery on a Stick

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains profanity, and reference to civilian bombings.

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“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Space Fanfare Star Trek Inspired” by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay
“Saturday Night Feeling – Disco Fox” by Julius H. from Pixabay
“Country on the Menu” by Charles Shomo from Pixabay

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Piano Logo Sound Effect by Peter Nesterouk from Pixabay
Camera Flash Sound Effect by Štefan Baša from Pixabay

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This week’s story is Skinny Dipping, will Ray be a hero, or just a dip? This episode is sponsored by Grandpa Old-Timey’s Cornmeal.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode body horror, gore, profanity and violence.

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“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Inspiring Folk Acoustic” by Cookrate Eli from Pixabay
Song: “Romantic Adventure” Music by Pavel Bekirov from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay
“News Time Intro” Sound Effect by Aleksandr Karabanov from Pixabay
“Bongo Drum Roll 2” Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay
“Vintage Car Horn” Sound Effect by UNIVERSFIELD from Pixabay

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This week’s story is For Sale: Clown Shoes, Never Worn – George is not like the other little ninjas. And today’s episode is sponsored by Alarm Buddy – Don’t oversleep, just, don’t.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode profanity and violence.

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“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Acoustic Motivation” Music by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
”My Sensei At Their Max” by DJ Bruhdy from Pixabay

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Pan Flute Scene Transition Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay
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This week’s story is Just Rewards - It's like the butterfly effect, but with frog people, and has nothing to do with the butterfly effect. And today’s episode is sponsored by Snapleys Cookies – if it’s not Snapleys, it’s just a cookie.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode profanity and violence.

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“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Kids Cooking” Music by Oleggio Kyrylkoww from Pixabay
“Cool Suspense Pizzicato Full” by MaherAlhilo from Pixabay
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This week’s story is the Secret Order of Secrecy – I would tell you more about this story, but it’s secret. And today’s episode is sponsored by Prints-B-Gone – we remove your fingerprints for life, so you can crime for life, without getting life.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode profanity, gunshot sound, and violence.

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Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“A Moment of Introspection” Music by AlexGrohl from Pixabay
“Street Soundtrack mafia” Music by Simone Mignacca from Pixabay
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This week's story is Roddy: the cat next door. Our sponsor for today is  Trubnell Meats Inc.

Content Warning for profanity and spoken violent threats.

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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwafrom Pixabay
“Excuse Me Cat” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

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What happens if super villains get exposed to truth serum? Find out on this weeks short story "LOVE, LLC." Enjoy!

Content Warning: Profanity, Violence, Adult Themes.

Music: 

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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"They took his sense of smell, but gave him a taste for revenge!" Our season opener short story is here. Enjoy! 

Content Warning for profanity, violence, drug use, gun violence, and adult themes. 

Music: 

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Guitar Dance" by Vlad Krotov from Pixabay

"Club Energy" by Dvir Silverstone from Pixabay

"Boccherini, Luigi - Minuet (Excerpt) - G.275 - Arr. for Harpsichord" by Gregor Quendel from Pixabay

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Wendell and the other residents all have a day off, and go on a local tour that's worth every... Cent.  Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

 Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Follow our hero, Wendell, on his first day of medical residency! Also your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

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“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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The Apartment Hunter has become the Apartment Hunted!  Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

 Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

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Our hero Wendell meets Lucy's fiancee Chip and also has to make some intake examination choices. Enjoy!

 Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Walk in the Park” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

“80s Movie Synth Music” by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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How will our hero Wendell fare in the Patient Simulation Lab? Tune in and find out! 

-Our Sponsor for this episode is Little Buzzkills Daycare

 -content warning for: profanity, violence, and adult themes

 Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

“Classical Music” by Mykola Sosin from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Our hero Wendell has finally arrived on Planet Pariah-7. Now what is in store for him at St. Tetanus Medical Center?  Tune in to find out!

 Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

“Brave Circus Clowns” by Pavel Shilov from Pixabay

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Can Wendell and the crew of the Starship Scam Likely survive an encounter with these deadly robots? Enjoy!

 Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Can our hero Wendell get some relief? Enjoy!

 Content warning for: profanity, violence, and adult themes

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

“Joyful Carnival Trumpet” by Universfield from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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In this episode, find out what happened to our hero Wendell. Enjoy!

Content Warning for profanity.

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Welcome to Season 2. Sit back and enjoy meeting our hero Wendell Glick as he is graduating medical school and proposing to the love of his life. Things are all looking up, and certainly nothing can go wrong. Enjoy!

Content warning for: profanity, cigarette use, and adult themes

“Superhero Theme”  by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay

 “Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

"The Limits of the Cosmos" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

 Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Wendell is finally back on Earth in the Season 2 finale. Enjoy!

This is Discount Storytime's one year mark! Yay!  A free one-year anniversary story is available  on the Discount Storytime Patreon Page.

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Final Episode of Season 1!  Next season will be serialized. What happens when a hapless medical school graduate gets an internship at the intergalactic teaching hospital 'St. Tetanus Medical Center?' (Starting April 7th!)

As for today's story. Well, the wedding didn't go as planned. Maybe the reception will be better? Tune in and find out. 

Our Sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center. 

Enjoy!

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

Music: 

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

Music: “Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay

“Classical Music – Eternal Serenade” by Tech Oasis from Pixabay

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A Two Part Season 1 Finale! Just another typical wedding day on Planet Waldor. Or is it??? (It isn't, in case you can't wait to find out)

Our Sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center. 

Enjoy!

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

Music: 

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

Music: “Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay

“Classical Music – Eternal Serenade” by Tech Oasis from Pixabay

“Funk Upbeat” by Mikhail Smusev from Pixabay

“Jazz Bossa Nova Cooking Show Music” by Denis Pavlov from Pixabay

“Abandon – Sad, Dark, Alone” by Pimpitcha Aransak from Pixabay

“Wedding Song” by Peter Barbaix from Pixabay

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What happens when two little caterpillars come across a deadly enemy? Also, episodes now include a "Discount Idea" and I read fan mail! 

Our Sponsor for today is Grandpa Old Timey's Cornmeal (flavored product).

CONTENT WARNING: Profanity, Violence, Body Horror, Gore

Enjoy!

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

“Little Toy House”  by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

 “Inspiring Folk Acoustic” by Cookrate Eli from Pixabay

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Our team of Discount Storytime Explorers found a long lost script for Moby Dick, initially written as a radio drama Western!  Enjoy the never heard before performance of this classic tale!

Our sponsor for today is Bland-O's cereal, made with real water chestnuts!

Enjoy!

Content Warning: Profanity, Gunshots, Gun Violence

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Western Theme" by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay

"In the Saloon" by Piano_Music from Pixabay

 "Kids Cooking"  by Anastasia Kir from Pixabay

"Ole Faithful" by “Red River” Dave accessed at:

https://archive.org/details/78_home-on-the-range_red-river-dave-dave-mcenery_gbia0034183/05+-+Ole+Faithful+-+Red+River+Dave+-+Carr+-+Kennedy.flac

Sound Effects:

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

Slide guitar by Shiden Beats Music from Pixabay

Harp glissando by by floraphonic from Pixabay

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Across the galaxy, Captain Argus faces a survival challenge on a hostile planet, armed with little more than his wits and a stash of Taco Bell gift cards. His encounter with a Zambar Legion spaceship presents a thrilling twist and the possibility of rescue. However, is all what is seems? (Usually this means 'no'.)

Our sponsor is "Sorceress on the Set" documentary.

Find more stories and fun at Discountstorytime.com!

Music:

“Never Far From You Ska”  by Brotheration Records from Pixabay

 "Piano Horror Soundtrack" by Bruno Magic from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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What happens when Della is thrown into the torture dungeon for refusing to marry the evil King Blaine? 

Content Warning: Profanity, References to torture and body horror.

Music: 

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

Backing tracks for "Be Our Guest" and "Beauty and the Beast" provided by Karaoke-Version.com

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Hold onto your seats, dear listeners, because I read comics to my kids for the first time! And it is so exciting and not made up at all! Our sponsor today is the upcoming 17-hour film 'Wuthering Bottoms.' Enjoy!

Content warning for profanity.

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

 “superhero theme” by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay

"Sad Walz-Calm Classical Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pixabay

"Send Coffee a message"

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Have you ever wondered what might want from a small beachside bakery? Join us for a thrilling tale at Cookie Cabana, where Mandy and Barry find themselves in the midst of an unexpected heist led by a trio of blue-furred, feather-adorned robbers.  

Our sponsor for today is the new business book "The Extortionist's Guide to Success."  Enjoy

Content Warning: profanity, gunshots, gun violence.

 Sound Effects by Pixabay

Music: 

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

 “Office Tour – Corporate Background Music” by SunnyVibesAudio from Pixabay

 “Cha Cha Cha” by music_for_video from Pixabay

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Hello Listeners. A while back the show went to twice weekly, and unfortunately, I've felt a drop in quality while trying to maintain that schedule. You deserve better than that! 

Discount Storytime will return to publishing every Monday, and will be adding back in the commercials, music, sound effects, and most importantly, one fuller story, rather than two 'filler' stories each week.

Thank you so much for being a listener!!!!

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"Send Coffee a message"

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In this story I answer what millions of listeners seem to want to know most, what is dinner conversation like at my home? Enjoy!

Content warning for profanity.

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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Wendell reconnects with some old friends, and also deadly Killbots. With your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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What happens when a minor car accident on your wedding day introduces you to a sewage-dripping creature that knows nothing about human life? 

Content warning for profanity.

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Send Coffee a message"

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What if understanding goose honks could change a family's destiny? Will my cousin Peggy's quirky major in goose lexicology, once the subject of her parents' jokes, becomes the hero of our story? Listen and find out.

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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Episode 38 "the Orphan King" is now available. Also, I won almost first place in a karaoke competition!  Enjoy

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"Brick by Brick." When parts of my house go missing, I am on the case. Sort of. Enjoy!

Content Warning for profanity.

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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Wait, is this Thursday? Why yes! We at Discount Storytime are now providing TWO stories per week! In episode 36, I try to make the perfect sun baked potato, humanity's dream come true. Enjoy!

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

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