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Absolutely Not

Dear Media

Comedy

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Frequency: 1 episode/7d. Total Eps: 401

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

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🇺🇸 USA - comedy
20/08/2026
#66
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19/08/2026
#96
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18/08/2026
#73
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17/08/2026
#65
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#62
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15/08/2026
#58
🇺🇸 USA - comedy
14/08/2026
#72
🇺🇸 USA - comedy
11/08/2026
#95
🇺🇸 USA - comedy
10/08/2026
#86
🇺🇸 USA - comedy
09/08/2026
#92

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Fudgy Kid

Episode 285

Wednesday, September 4, 2024 • Duration 01:14:16

On this episode, Heather chats about her wild weekend in Oxford. She was back on stage slinging jokes as well as back in The Grove, celebrating an Ole Miss win. It was a very full week filled with a lot of memories, friends and drinks at the greatest bar in American, The Library. She responds to her voicemails that range from chair choices to wedding choices.

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"Only Give 70%" with Guest Andrew Collin

Episode 184

Wednesday, December 14, 2022 • Duration 01:04:56

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather sits down with friends and road dog, Andrew Collin. They are fresh off 3 shows in the midwest and recording live from a Hilton in Grand Rapids where the vibes are good but the temperature is frigid. Andrew and Heather discuss staying motivated, only working to 70% of their potential and what they would tell to their younger selves. This podcast is the least bit motivating and they are both idiots.

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Attitude of Gratitude

Episode 183

Wednesday, December 7, 2022 • Duration 01:13:50

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather is recovering from a wild weekend in the Big Easy where she received alot of attitude from mixologists and almost fought a college kid in a night club. She gives advice to a newly wed who paid for their wedding, unveils the mystery of how our parents are still able to post on facebook and questions what happened to a man who went overboard on a carnival cruise!

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Dog Park Perv

Episode 182

Wednesday, November 30, 2022 • Duration 01:10:59

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh from her weekend in Mississippi eating pork rinds & cheering on the Sportz- She hits the Absolutely Not Line to dissect all of your Post- Thanksgiving Drama. You hoes were eating out doing Zero Tipping, talking to pervs in Dog Parks and ended up with a crotch staph infection. It's been a wild weekend and Auntie Heather is here to help.

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DO LESS AUNT REGINA

Episode 181

Wednesday, November 23, 2022 • Duration 01:11:50

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is breaking down the pre-holiday anxiety we are all feeling in the back of our throats. The next week is going to be filled with family fights, food sensitivities and lots of farts! Heather walks you through your step by step Holiday survival guide so that you don't lose your shit on your Aunt Regina before the mashed potatoes even hit the deck. She hits the Absolutely Not-line and tries to give some sage advice to fellow stressed out holiday hosts- but remember at the end of the day- have your emergency cigs on stand-by.

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Hot Topic Sweet 16

Episode 180

Thursday, November 17, 2022 • Duration 01:10:37

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh from a weekend of shows in Florida. She was not invited to Tiffany Trump's wedding but instead spent the weekend slingin' jokes and searching for a new therapist in West Palm. There is something bout that Florida humidity that stirs up forgotten emotions and family trauma. We are working through all the feelings leading up to Turkey Day and answering your questions on the Absolutely Not Line.

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Beam Me Up Scott

Episode 179

Wednesday, November 9, 2022 • Duration 01:05:34

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh from her trip to Space Camp, aka a weekend of shows in Huntsville. She met a scientist at a bar that told her we only got a few weeks left- and wondered why can't the aliens fix our heavy periods? "Surely some bitch in outterspace knows how to stop a heavy flow?"- ya know that kinda vibe.

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