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#194: Sleeper Freak
07 Jul 2024
01:39:51
"Spiritual divorce." Lord Stanley has chosen his babies of the year, and gosh if your hosts didn't just delight in the adventure to get here. Eva, Rave, and Kelly reflect on the accuracy of our pre-finals tarot reading, celebrate the satisfying plot developments in the narratives of Mssrs. Tkachuck and McDavid, crown their own playoffs Super Freak, gut check changes to the Caps roster (and to CapFriendly's public access), and more in this, our supersized final episode of the '23-'24 NHL season. This episode was recorded on July 4, 2024. Support the pod: Follow us on TikTok @youcantdohockey, get bonus content on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat, and find merch @ shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that! Thanks. We love you.
Timecodes: (3:57) Stanley Cup Finals | (18:08) Conn Smythe Winner Connor McDavid | (34:46) Celebrating Florida Style | (58:30) Trades! | (1:14:22) Capfriendly Update | (1:23:29) Miscellaneous Hockey Stuff
#193: Connor McMeltdown
06 Jun 2024
00:59:23
"Not on OUR part of the internet." Rave, Eva, and Kelly did not necessarily predict this Stanley Cup finals matchup, but one must admit there is something satisfyingly YCDT-coded about its hashtag narratives. Join us as we check in on DILF softball in DC, eulogize our fallen Stars/Rangers, and ask the tarot cards what to expect in the final round. This episode was recorded on June 2, 2024. Support the pod: Follow us on TikTok @youcantdohockey, get bonus content on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat, and find merch @ shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that! Thanks. We love you.
Timecodes: (4:55) DILF Island Softball | (14:33) Goodbye, Rangers | (25:11) Goodbye, Stars | (44:09) Panthers vs. Oilers
#185: Third-Place Pretty Girl Syndrome
30 Jan 2024
01:21:05
"The Amazing...Unlawful Confinement." Did you know that like our Washington Capitals, YCDT has a fun little freak tunnel of our own? Kelly, Eva, and Rave are having a grand ol' time in there. Coaching trends are getting analyzed, forcibly-separated bonded pairs are being mourned, improvements to the All Star Game are being suggested (AGAIN. FOREVER). Come hang in the freak tunnel with us!! This episode was recorded on January 18, 2024.
The NHL is still MIA, so Kelly, Rave, and Eva seek out some hockey-flavored serotonin in the form of a classic Pens/Caps barn-burner from 2010. You don't need to pre-watch or queue up the game to enjoy the episode. Eva had internet connectivity issues toward the back half of this one that necessitated a computer re-start and some headphones-swapping, but she handled it like a champ and Producer Danielle worked hard to keep everything listenable. Thanks for bearing with us!
Timecodes: 03:40 Which Hockey?: Disney Heroines 23:30 Stars vs Lightning: Here We Goooo 43:27 Special guest “Jamie Benn” 48:45 More on the Stars, the bubble, etc. 55:11 Trade stuff, we guess 1:08:48 Special boy awards!
#90: On Too Much Of One
16 Sep 2020
01:15:32
Timecodes: 3:30 America’s Next Top Hockey 14:37 Ovi in Siberia 17:33 Our new son Yanic Duplessis 35:50 The NHL "Awards" 45:55 The Dallas Stars?!?!? 56:50 The Tampa Bay Lightning?!?! 1:04:00 Distracting chitchat 1:10:02 What’s coming up?
#184: Kingdom Phylum Animal Rectangle
09 Jan 2024
01:32:34
"It's bad pedagogy." It's a new year! But like the Washington Capitals, this pod is back on its traditional and beloved bullshit. And we've lots to discuss, including Ethan Bear, the Pens-Caps nursing home derby, leech fears, the return of Dima, hot mic vendettas, broken jaws, classiness, and whether or not we want Dylan Strome to face Connor McDavid at the ASG in front of god and everyone so we can study his micro-expressions in gif form. (Opinion is, in fact, divided.) This episode was recorded on January 7, 2024.
Timecodes: (3:46) Matchmaker | (14:26) Caps chat |(49:10) Elsewhere in the NHL
#89: Chekhov's TK
09 Sep 2020
01:15:05
Timecodes: 3:30 Listener Q: Quarantine hobbies 10:45 Listener Q: Finishing school 17:15 The secret society of goalies 23:15 Caps pool party 30:00 Farewell, Canucks 46:36 Ryan Reaves :| 50:00 Farewell, Flyers 56:20 Farewell, Avs 65:00 What's coming up?
#88: The Shallow Well of Patience
02 Sep 2020
01:23:46
Timecodes: 3:30 Meet our guest host! 9:01 Slipping Into The Lava 20:40 The NHL response to strikes for Black lives 38:45 Playoffs vibe check / This week in the NHL 1:05:15 Danielle’s bubble boats!
Timecodes: 03:18 Ways To Get A Husband 08:57 #ALLCAPS :( 25:15 Round 2 check-in 32:27 NHL drama 46:00 The “One Trade” Game 49:45 What's coming up
#86: If It Sucks...Hit Da Bricks
19 Aug 2020
01:11:26
Timecodes: 2:50 TV!!: The Return 21:00 Caps vs Islanders lmao 28:00 Canucks vs Blues 37:00 Jim Rutherford’s burn book 41:30 Tuuka’s outta here 45:30 Flyers vs Habs 49:30 Blue Jackets vs Lightning 55:50 What’s coming up?/Our new enemies
#85: Too Much Exposition
05 Aug 2020
01:06:59
Timecodes: 3:10 3 Out Of 5 Stars 11:45 Playoffs: How?? 24:02 Black Lives Matter. 31:30 Qualifiers, Part 1
#84: Hotel Whomst
22 Jul 2020
01:07:01
Timecodes: 03:10 Which Hockey?: Letterboxd 11:33 This week in our cats 19:00 Return to play 35:44 The new Russian Five? 39:47 Bubble stuff 48:00 What’s coming up? 62:34 Hockey…awards
#83: The Lisa Vanderpump Canon
30 Apr 2020
01:39:42
Timecodes: 05:02 This week in our cats 14:25 Season Rewind: What Happened, Actually? 27:00 NHL Equity Sticks Olympics/Playoffs 64:55 Listener Q: Our NHL boyband 81:15 Listener Q: NHL teams on reality shows
#82: Gay Baby Jail
22 Apr 2020
00:45:37
Timecodes: 4:50 This week in our cats 9:15 Things That We Love That We F**kin Hate 38:10 Book recs!
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#81: Game Commentary
15 Apr 2020
01:58:56
Context: We asked the patrons on the YCDT Discord to vote: Which old Caps game did they most want to hear us yell about? Because we’re idiots, it wasn’t until we gathered to record the episode that we realized their first choice was inaccessible to stream or download. So we pivoted to their second-choice game instead. Forgive us, sweet patrons. We - quite literally - know not what we do.
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#80: Coastal Foraging For Razor Clams
08 Apr 2020
01:04:40
TIMECODES: 05:05 Hockey things 19:30 This week in our cats 23:30 Passions: The Light and the Darkness
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#183: Cap Trick
12 Dec 2023
01:15:59
"No more Kuzy sauce in the pasta room." The Caps are frolicking through this season with a buoyancy that Eva, Rave, and Kelly cannot help but be charmed by: Kuzy sauce? Tom trick? Dallas slut-ery?? C'mon, we're only human. Also on the agenda: hunting for Bear, Jacob Trouba's artistic explorations, Chicago and Detroit warring for Eva's heart, Rod's angry Bod, the Flyers renaissance, and MONEY MONEY MONEY. And WAGs. This episode was recorded on December 10, 2023.
Timecodes: (2:19) He Got That Horse In Him | (8:08) Caps chat | (34:33) Elsewhere in the NHL | (47:26) WAGs sidebar | (57:25) Elsewhere, continued
#79: Ah! Sounds Mighty Right
02 Apr 2020
01:09:34
TIMECODES: 4:48 #ALLCAPS? 22:58 This week...in...the NHL? 33:00 The week in our cats 37:37 Special guest "Jamie Benn" 52:50 The Social Distancing Project
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#78: Welcome To The Void
25 Mar 2020
01:10:08
TIMECODES: 03:40 NHL chitchat, sorta 22:15 Which hockeys are our cats? 46:06 Quarantine Activitiez
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#77: Disasterpod!
14 Mar 2020
01:17:45
TIMECODES: 06:00 Pandemic?! 12:15 Which Direction? 56:45 Draft Class Quarantine FMK
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#76: Untitled Gusev Game
04 Mar 2020
01:06:37
TIMECODES: 03:55 #ALLCAPS 18:07 CW: Penguins chitchat 23:11 NHL chitchat 38:00 Danielle’s dreamboat(s)! 1:02:25 Listener Q: Block the net with yr body?
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#75: Leafed It!
26 Feb 2020
01:19:47
TIMECODES: 03:45 Hello to our newest adopted boy 10:47 #ALLCAPS 28:50 NHL chitchat 45:42 Rave's dreamboat 54:20 Make It Work! 69:30 BrEaKiNg NeWs?? 76:10 Listener Qs: A correction, and tips for finding team-specific media coverage
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#74: Catfight In A Junkyard
19 Feb 2020
01:12:54
TIMECODES: 03:00 ALLCAPS 16:40 NHL chitchat 26:34 Trade talk 31:40 Kelly's dreamboat 44:30 VIP: Very Informed Punditry, Part 2 01:06:00 Listener Q: Hummingbird bucks
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#73: The One With All The Rats
12 Feb 2020
01:16:08
TIMECODES: 02:55 #ALLCAPS 22:30 NHL chitchat 30:43 NWHL check-in 32:38 Trade deadline approaches 37:55 Eva's dreamboat 54:00 And Who Could Forget Dear Rat Boy 68:45 Listener Q: hockeys as Schitt's Creek and/or musicals
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#72: Consolation Crime
05 Feb 2020
01:06:44
TIMECODES: 02:38 - Caps vs. Pens (PENS FANS PLZ SKIP) 20:19 - #ALLCAPS 25:55 - NHL chitchat 37:10 - Rave's vintage dreamboat 55:15 - The Outback Billionaire’s Forbidden Conquest
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#71: A Good Bi Week
29 Jan 2020
01:14:33
TIMECODES: 02:44 #ALLCAPS 14:30 All Star Game 15:14 Bye Week MVP 28:40 Gritty vs. Child 33:40 Kelly's dreamboat 45:10 Throw The Book: Dumb Laws and Your Hockeys 64:10 Listener Qs: Motivational spite, advice for your first Caps game
NOTE: In a brief discussion of the allegations against Gritty this week, we misgendered them. This was an honest, regrettable mistake, and we acknowledge that it’s no small thing. We apologize! In the future, we will strive to be better for our gender nonconforming and non-binary friends, enemies, and mascots.
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#70: F#$&*d-Up Under-Rock Bugs
22 Jan 2020
01:08:24
TIMECODES: 03:00 #ALLCAPS 23:22 NHL chitchat 36:20 Eva's dream?boat 47:30 Commit Me, D***y 59:23 Listener Qs: Montreal Haberdashers, bird terms
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#182: The Banality of Bureaucratic Evil
28 Nov 2023
01:08:30
"Put a bag over your birdcage." Critical questions for Kelly, Rave, and Eva this week: Who's the Selling Sunset and who's the Prison Break? Who's the Patrik Laine and who's the Taylor Hall? Who's getting his biceps squeezed on Swedish TV and who's remaking his struggling professional organization in his image? And do you think Sid & Ovi saved hockey or are you WRONG? This episode was recorded on November 26, 2023.
Timecodes: (3:26) Over the River & Thru the Woods | (15:33) Sid & Ovi saved hockey, actually | (22:07) Caps chat | (33:09) Elsewhere in the NHL
#69: Nice.
15 Jan 2020
01:17:23
TIMECODES: 02:57 Caps Pride Night 10:43 #ALLCAPS 23:45 On the concept of HORNINESS 29:05 NHL chitchat 33:25 Horny Moments of the Week 45:40 Rave's forbidden dreamboat 57:15 Horn This Way 73:37 Listener Q: Leafs hoggle or boondoggle?
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#68: Very Informed Punditry
08 Jan 2020
01:15:06
TIMECODES: 02:23 #ALLCAPS 20:45 Winter Classic 35:15 Canucks’ ‘90s night 37:00 Kelly's dreamboat 47:05 VIP: Very Informed Punditry 1:02:28 Listener Qs: hockeys as tarot cards; hockeys as competitive dogs
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#67: Gremlin On The Shemlin
01 Jan 2020
01:11:33
TIMECODES: 03:35 #ALLCAPS 20:30 World Juniors 24:12 NHL chitchat 33:45 Eva's dreamboats 43:45 Victorian Idiots 57:25 Listener Qs: top hockey smiles; hockeys as wedding event staff
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#66: Going Fast, Huge
25 Dec 2019
01:12:02
TIMECODES: 3:13 #ALLCAPS 26:22 NHL chitchat 36:55 Rave's dreamboat 47:15 Advise Me! 64:02 Listener questions: gloves; advice for Preds
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#65: An Egg For Everyone
18 Dec 2019
01:10:07
TIMECODES: 03:18 #ALLCAPS 26:05 Taylor Hall??? 28:13 Connor McDavid's house 30:08 Sharks, wifeless 33:20 Kelly's dreamboat 44:00 You’re Doin’ Great, Baby 56:00 Listener questions: The Thiccness Algorithm, book recs
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#64: The San Jose Wife Guys
11 Dec 2019
01:14:00
TIMECODES: 02:55 - #ALLCAPS 24:40 - What the Devils is going on 30:02 - The ~coaches reckoning~ 32:35 - Flyers’ head traumas 35:43 - Punchy Jumbo Joe 37:43 - Russia’s banned, y’all 40:22 - Eva’s soupy dreamboat 51:45 - Thottify Wrapped 01:06:30 - Listener Q: Player numbering
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#61: Hot Dumb Hockey University
13 Nov 2019
01:11:00
TIMECODES: 03:20 - AHH! Real Caps Players 11:34 - Between 2 Blue Lines recap 17:30 - #ALLCAPS 26:15 - NHL chitchat 33:00 - Catie's dreamboat 44:45 - Dormboats
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#60: John Carlson Cannot Twerk.
06 Nov 2019
01:07:10
TIMECODES: 02:25 - #ALLCAPS 24:35 - NHL chitchat 30:00 - Our dreamboat 40:35 - I Came Here To Make Friends 59:00 - Listener questions
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#181: Large Talk
14 Nov 2023
01:21:39
"All my life to game." On the emotional scale of Canadian hockey teams, how are YOU doing? Because Nicklas Bäckström is "stepping away from the game" so Rave, Kelly, and Eva aren't great!! At least we have Capitals' Halloween costumes, a Sharks win, and Sabres Speed Dating to soothe us. This episode was recorded on November 12, 2023.
Timecodes: (3:58) Am I The Asshole? | (13:45) Caps chat | (45:53) Elsewhere in the NHL
#59: The Snickscourse
30 Oct 2019
01:33:17
TIMECODES: 01:48 - #ALLCAPS 16:32 - Look At This Photograph. Look At It. 28:08 - Elsewhere in the NHL 45:50 - Rave’s dreamboat 56:09 - Hat Trick or Treat 1:18:10 - Listener questions
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#58: TLV (Tender Loving Vengeance)
23 Oct 2019
01:06:10
TIMECODES: 2:50 - #ALLCAPS mixed with NHL stuff 32:08 - Catie's dreamliner 38:14 - Bigfoot Played Backwards Equals Flat Earth 54:50 - Listener questions
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#57: Welcome Meat
17 Oct 2019
01:14:03
TIMECODES: 02:45 - #ALLCAPS 21:22 - Elsewhere in the NHL 38:22 - The coven’s collective dreamboat 51:45 - Hard-Hitting Reporting 1:05:30 - Listener questions
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