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You Can't Do That
Never Not Media
Frequency: 1 episode/13d. Total Eps: 243
A podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.
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🇩🇪 Germany - hockey
23/06/2026#91🇩🇪 Germany - hockey
22/06/2026#65🇺🇸 USA - hockey
22/06/2026#89🇬🇧 Great Britain - hockey
21/06/2026#80🇩🇪 Germany - hockey
21/06/2026#73🇺🇸 USA - hockey
21/06/2026#100🇩🇪 Germany - hockey
20/06/2026#98🇩🇪 Germany - hockey
17/06/2026#69🇩🇪 Germany - hockey
09/06/2026#64🇬🇧 Great Britain - hockey
08/06/2026#94
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#194: Sleeper Freak
Season 7 · Episode 194
dimanche 7 juillet 2024 • Duration 01:39:51
"Spiritual divorce." Lord Stanley has chosen his babies of the year, and gosh if your hosts didn't just delight in the adventure to get here. Eva, Rave, and Kelly reflect on the accuracy of our pre-finals tarot reading, celebrate the satisfying plot developments in the narratives of Mssrs. Tkachuck and McDavid, crown their own playoffs Super Freak, gut check changes to the Caps roster (and to CapFriendly's public access), and more in this, our supersized final episode of the '23-'24 NHL season. This episode was recorded on July 4, 2024.
Support the pod: Follow us on TikTok @youcantdohockey, get bonus content on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat, and find merch @ shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that! Thanks. We love you.
Timecodes: (3:57) Stanley Cup Finals | (18:08) Conn Smythe Winner Connor McDavid | (34:46) Celebrating Florida Style | (58:30) Trades! | (1:14:22) Capfriendly Update | (1:23:29) Miscellaneous Hockey Stuff
#193: Connor McMeltdown
Season 7 · Episode 193
jeudi 6 juin 2024 • Duration 59:23
"Not on OUR part of the internet." Rave, Eva, and Kelly did not necessarily predict this Stanley Cup finals matchup, but one must admit there is something satisfyingly YCDT-coded about its hashtag narratives. Join us as we check in on DILF softball in DC, eulogize our fallen Stars/Rangers, and ask the tarot cards what to expect in the final round. This episode was recorded on June 2, 2024.
Support the pod: Follow us on TikTok @youcantdohockey, get bonus content on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat, and find merch @ shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that! Thanks. We love you.
Timecodes: (4:55) DILF Island Softball | (14:33) Goodbye, Rangers | (25:11) Goodbye, Stars | (44:09) Panthers vs. Oilers
#185: Third-Place Pretty Girl Syndrome
Season 7 · Episode 185
mardi 30 janvier 2024 • Duration 01:21:05
"The Amazing...Unlawful Confinement." Did you know that like our Washington Capitals, YCDT has a fun little freak tunnel of our own? Kelly, Eva, and Rave are having a grand ol' time in there. Coaching trends are getting analyzed, forcibly-separated bonded pairs are being mourned, improvements to the All Star Game are being suggested (AGAIN. FOREVER). Come hang in the freak tunnel with us!! This episode was recorded on January 18, 2024.
Support the pod: Follow us on TikTok @youcantdohockey, get bonus content on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat, and find merch @ shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that! Thanks. We love you.
Timecodes: (4:05) HIRE US, NHL ALL-STAR GAME | (18:49) Elsewhere in the NHL
#98: World-Eating Thighs
Season 4 · Episode 98
mercredi 9 décembre 2020 • Duration 01:30:24
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Official Trailer: Season 4
Season 4
samedi 5 décembre 2020 • Duration 02:15
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#97: Time Warp! Penguins @ Capitals, 2/7/2010
Season 4 · Episode 97
mercredi 2 décembre 2020 • Duration 01:30:24
The NHL is still MIA, so Kelly, Rave, and Eva seek out some hockey-flavored serotonin in the form of a classic Pens/Caps barn-burner from 2010. You don't need to pre-watch or queue up the game to enjoy the episode. Eva had internet connectivity issues toward the back half of this one that necessitated a computer re-start and some headphones-swapping, but she handled it like a champ and Producer Danielle worked hard to keep everything listenable. Thanks for bearing with us!
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#96: Teen Freaks Can't Thrive (Listener Questions 2020)
Season 3 · Episode 96
mercredi 28 octobre 2020 • Duration 01:18:57
#95: Brains Like Jordan Almonds
Season 3 · Episode 95
mercredi 21 octobre 2020 • Duration 57:47
Timecodes:
3:45 Historical Deep Dives
31:29 NHL updates
41:05 Hockeys on the internet
52:40 Baseball???
55:45 What's coming up?
#94: Are You Afraid Of Free Agency?
Season 3 · Episode 94
mercredi 14 octobre 2020 • Duration 01:20:46
Timecodes:
3:30 SpoOoOoky Stories
18:45 A moment for Braden Holtby
34:50 Caps free agency updates
42:25 Breaking news!!
47:25 Kelly’s Canucks feelings
51:57 More free agency updates
65:50 Baby auction recap
#93: The Disneyland of Ass
Season 3 · Episode 93
mercredi 7 octobre 2020 • Duration 01:03:11
Timecodes:
3:30 Cheeks Clappenin' (The Strip Club Game)
16:40 Congrats, Bolts!
33:23 Congrats…Dylan Strome??
37:40 Super spreading
46:05 Trade talk!
54:30 What’s coming up?