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This week, we had special guest Tyler Mead on to talk about the 2017 comedy (mostly?) The Little Hours. Based on one story from The Decamaron (apparently. We've certainly never read it), it's a mostly improvved story where Aubrey Plaza, Alison Brie and Kate Micucci play foul-mouthed, horny nuns and they're all at least a little bit queer too. So what's not to love?

Topics discussed:

1. Nick and Vanessa Lachey belong in jail
2. Reading is fundamental and we wish we could do it
3. Glicked
4. Non-English speakers in movies always have English accents

Links mentioned in this episode:

• https://www.tylerhmead.com/

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We're back! After a long hiatus while Chris moved across country, we're officially in full swing again, and bringing you a talk about the 2016 slasher (stabber? poker?) Pitchfork, about a group of teens being hunted by a man with a pitchfork for a hand for... reason?

Topics discussed:

1. Murderous little girls
2. Straight ads in front of gay porn
3. Goat Story
4. Cow tipping
5. What would Freud think of this movie?

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This week, we watched Baby Steps, the sequel to the 2018's Say Yes, which you may remember from a past episode, is about a woman with cancer who decides to set up her husband and her twin brother. In the sequel, they're still together, and from beyond the grave, she's decided to interfere in their lives further, this time by telling them that she froze some eggs and they should have her baby. Oh, and also there's a DPing scene

Topics discussed:

1. Air Bud doesn't go to their school, though!
2. Prom themes
3. Open relationships with very stringent rules
4. Ghosts
5. Women in gay porn

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This week, we talked about the Disney animated movie Mulan, maybe you've heard of it?

Topics discussed:

1. Sexual awakenings
2. The use of fruit in drag
3. Breaking Amish in reverse
4. Drew's hookup past
5. Good drag names

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This week, fighting through technical difficulties, we talked about the 2013 film Hot Guys With Guns, about two ex boyfriends and wannabe private eyes who solve the crime of who robbed a bunch of Hollywood sex parties. The title is promising, can it live up to it? Probably not!

Topics discussed:

1. How poppers smell
2. Possums vs O'possums
3. Dr Jerkoff and Mr Hard
4. The right way to commit crimes
5. Justice

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This week, we were joined by the incomparable Mike Johnson and Kyle Getz from the Gayish podcast to talk about the 2006 film Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds. Scream taught us that, in the sequel, the body count is always higher, the death scenes are always more elaborate, and the killer is never dead. Will those rules hold true to this tale of sexual trickery? Let's find out!

Topics discussed:

1. Pocket pussies
2. Ex-gays
3. Camboys
4. What your grandfather's balls can tell you about your future
5. Whether cunnilingus is hard
6. How to make models comfortable when posing for homoerotic art

Links mentioned in this episode:

• http://www.gayishpodcast.com/

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This week, we answered the question of why we'll never do a David Decoteau movie on this podcast.

Topics discussed:

1. Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-rama
2. The 1313 series
3. Gay baiting movie covers
4. Cryptozoology
5. Who the killer was this whole time

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This week, the boys watched the 2010 film Bear City, a hairy, gay attempt at Sex and the City, that Chris has a lot of opinions about. Can a twink make it in bear's world? Can a bear make it in a twink's world? What if neither of those classifications applied and it was just a boring romantic comedy without jokes? Let's find out!

Topics discussed:

1. What makes a bear?
2. Chris's experiences at the Eagle
3. Editing down 3 hours of content
4. Jokes!
5. Shallowness and villainy

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This week, for our bonus short, we begin by talking about Chris in the shower, and end up talking about that scene in Legally Blonde where Enrique the poolboy gets outed for knowing about designer shoes. It's a wild ride.

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Best friends (who don't seem to actually like each other very much) Myles and Brody make a pact that they'll be boyfriends if they're still single in 10 years in this JC Calciano entry from 2014. It's your typical rom-com setup, but will there be a twist this time? Does the fact that it's not funny or romantic count?

Topics discussed:

1. Sleeping with your friends
2. What should and should not go inside the human body
3. Gogo dancers
4. The law
5. The amazingness that is the movie Scoob
6. The True-Name Nemesis

We Read Movies

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