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This is the first 23 minutes of a 49 minute episode. For the full episode, please join our patreon at www.patreon.com/whocaresabout For $1.99 per month you can hear the entirety of our regular podcast episodes. For $5 or more a month- (It's a pay-what-you-will structure) you will get lots of extra pod cast episodes with juicy details and other comedy/yoga/birth work content. In the latest episode of the podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau kick off by discussing their personal health challenges, including dealing with persistent illness and sore throats after a recent trip to Denver. They talk about their TV viewing habits, specifically the shows "Severance" and "White Lotus," and the impact of separate viewing experiences. The conversation then shifts to Ross's involvement in a lactation eating specialist program, highlighting societal issues surrounding women's bodies and breastfeeding. The duo also reflects on their exercise routines, struggles to incorporate fitness into family life, and amusing anecdotes about their pets. They celebrate personal milestones, including Patrick's 44th birthday and Ross's 16 years of sobriety, and wrap up the episode with a pitch for their Patreon offerings. Action items are assigned, including plans for content creation and resolving audio issues. Notes️ Podcast Introduction (00:00 - 03:00) Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau introducing episode 182 of 'We Hired a Sitter for this' Patrick and Ross discuss their recent sickness and how it has affected their lives and podcasting schedule. They emphasize the importance of maintaining their recording schedule despite personal challenges. The couple reflects on their shared viewing experiences of shows like "Severance" and "White Lotus" as a way to connect. Ross has a sore throat; both hosts have been dealing with sickness for 10 days They mention watching TV shows Severance and White Lotus Patrick mentions Ross watched Severance without him which affected their TV time together Health and Travel Updates (03:00 - 07:15) Hosts recently returned from Denver where they visited Patrick's brother Everyone involved in the trip got sick Patrick apologizes for audio quality issues in previous episode Patrick mentions having an 'achy nut' which may be related to illness They note it's April Fool's Day and express dislike for misinformation pranks Ross mentions working with a financial advisor and having assignments Lactation Specialist Discussion (07:15 - 12:30) Ross discusses taking a lactation eating specialist program Conversation about how lactation connects to broader issues about women's bodies Ross shares how breastfeeding in public was once illegal and remains controversial Discussion about societal attitudes toward women's bodies and breastfeeding Anecdote about seeing a mother breastfeeding at a playground in Denver Exercise and Family Life (12:30 - 19:00) Patrick mentions being behind on workouts, promising 3-5 weekly sessions but only completing one They discuss doing exercises at playgrounds with their child Conversation about incorporating exercise into daily routine ('stacking') Discussion about their dog Peggy's personality compared to their niece's dog Scout Peggy is described as self-interested while Scout is emotionally attuned to her family Personal Updates (19:00 - 23:25) Patrick celebrated his 44th birthday on March 20th Ross celebrated 16 years of sobriety Birthday celebration at Kellogg diner with their daughter Franny Humorous discussion about 'bagel stackers' at Panera Bread Episode ends with a pitch for their Patreon starting at 1.99/month for full episodes and 5/month for bonus content

In the latest episode of the 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast, hosted by Ross and Patrick, they convene in a lively outdoor setting in Centennial, Colorado, amidst the background buzz of construction noise. The episode kicks off with a humorous recount of travel mishaps, including an early morning cab ride incident involving Ross's daughter, Fran, which set the tone for their family visit, crowded with 12 relatives sharing a house. The discussion delves into Ross's surprising experience at a hot yoga class, where the unanticipated heat led to lightheadedness and an emotional outburst, drawing parallels to the intensity of such experiences. The hosts also cherish moments spent with family, like ice cream binges, and consider expanding their podcast's reach through Patreon subscription tiers, as they contemplate recording a podcast with their siblings that evening.   Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Setting (00:00 - 05:00) Ross and Patrick hosting the 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast, episode 181 Recording in Colorado in the backyard of Ross's brother PJ's home Discussing recording outside with construction noise in the background Setting described as Centennial, Colorado, with a princess castle nearby Mentioned that episodes are now also on YouTube Travel Mishaps and Family Visit (05:00 - 15:00) Travel began with a 'fire drill' - Fran (Ross and Patrick's daughter) vomited in the cab on the way to the airport at 4am Had to rush back upstairs to change clothes before continuing to airport The family handled the situation efficiently, working as a team Currently visiting family in Colorado with 12 people in the house Ross's father, sister, brother, sister-in-law, and brother's in-laws all present Children experiencing typical 'spring break sickness' ‍️ Hot Yoga Experience (15:00 - 25:00) Ross attended a hot yoga class that wasn't labeled as 'hot yoga' on the booking app Ross felt lightheaded due to the combination of heat and elevation (5,280 ft) Had to leave the class early due to near-fainting symptoms Experienced unexpected emotional response (crying) after leaving the class Discussion about how hot yoga creates manufactured intense experiences Connection made between hot yoga, breath control, and cult-like leadership Family Time and Podcast Updates (25:00 - 29:10) Ross sharing about ice cream binges with his father as a bonding experience Discussion about the family enjoying quality time together Mention of their Patreon account that currently has no subscribers Considering offering different tier options for the podcast (possibly $1-2) Alternative idea of releasing partial episodes on free feed with full versions on Patreon  

In episode 180 Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau first focused on the technical setup by checking audio levels and introducing themselves, alongside their pet Peggy Pickles. Next, they delved into a financial discussion about populating their Patreon page with unique content, including a potential naked comedy set, and the importance of hiring a financial counselor. They also shared updates on personal projects like Patrick's upcoming documentary and comedy special, grappling with the uncertainties of income from these ventures. The conversation shifted to family life, including anecdotes from a recent outing with their daughter, followed by plans for an upcoming trip to Colorado for family visits and comedy shows, with a mention of exploring Meow Wolf. Finally, they lightheartedly joked about their fathers and considered a reality show concept featuring them, while also expressing interest in researching their family genealogy. Key action items included setting up their Patreon account, meeting with a financial planner, promoting Patrick's shows, and starting a family tree project.   Notes ️ Podcast Recording Setup (00:01 - 05:00) Checking audio levels and equipment Discussing episode number (possibly 180) Introducing hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau Mentioning Peggy Pickles (possibly a pet) Financial Discussion and Patreon (05:00 - 15:00) Planning to populate Patreon with content Discussing potential Patreon content (e.g., naked comedy set) Talking about hiring a financial planner/counselor (Jen Mayer from We Are Fully Funded) Discussing the importance of hiring professionals for various life aspects Personal Projects and Career (15:00 - 25:00) Mentioning upcoming documentary "Tom Dustin Portrait of a Comedian" Discussing Patrick's comedy special release on April 22nd Talking about uncertainties regarding income from these projects ‍‍ Family and Personal Life (25:00 - 35:00) Discussing recent trip to a play place with their daughter Sharing funny observations about other parents and children at the play place Talking about the challenges of parenting in public spaces ️ Upcoming Trip to Colorado (35:00 - 45:00) Planning visit to family in Colorado Mentioning Patrick's comedy shows in Denver and Boulder Discussing potential visit to Meow Wolf Family Dynamics and Humor (45:00 - 50:15) Joking about their fathers' different personalities and habits Discussing potential reality show idea featuring their dads Mentioning interest in exploring family genealogy   Action items Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau Set up Patreon account and populate with content (04:54) Prepare for meeting with financial planner Jen Mayer on Thursday (06:51) Consider visiting Meow Wolf during Colorado trip (41:55) Start family tree on heritage.com (48:14) Patrick Holbert Promote upcoming comedy shows in Denver and Boulder (42:44)

In Episode 179 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," hosts Ross Erin Martineau and Patrick Holbert initiated the session with a personal anecdote from Ross about his past nose injury, setting a conversational tone. They delved into topics of body image, discussing dermatillomania, body dysmorphia, and societal pressures surrounding physical appearance, while reflecting on their evolving self-perceptions with age; this included conversations about aging, physical discomfort, and the objectification of women's bodies. They also shared insights on entertainment, discussing reality TV and CBS sitcoms, before transitioning to the challenges of freelance work, covering issues such as late payments, advocacy for fair treatment, and the effects of AI on their industry. Key action items included Ross's plans to set up a Patreon for listener engagement and revenue, while Patrick needs to secure HBO Max login details for future show discussions.   Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:05 - 10:27) Recording setup and audio syncing discussed Introduction of hosts Ross Aaron Margeneau and Patrick Holbert Episode 179 of "We Hired a Sitter" podcast Discussion about Ross's past nose injury and surgery experience Conversation about body image and self-consciousness Body Image and Self-Perception (10:28 - 22:02) Talked about dermatillomania and Ross's experience with it Discussed body dysmorphia and societal pressures on appearance Conversation about breast size and its impact during adolescence Patrick shared his changing preferences in physical attraction over time Aging and Self-Perception (22:02 - 32:18) Discussion about noticing physical changes with age Conversation about neck pain and physical discomfort Talked about Ross's experience with pregnancy and body changes Discussion about societal expectations and objectification of women's bodies TV Shows and Family (32:18 - 42:25) Discussed various reality TV shows they're watching Conversation about CBS sitcoms and Fran's reaction to them Talked about wildfires in different locations Discussion about freelance work and payment issues Freelance Work and Finances (42:25 - 54:41) Detailed discussion about freelance work challenges Conversation about late payments and advocating for fair treatment Discussed the impact of AI on their work Talked about tax filing and potential extensions Interruption by someone at the door  

GO TO ROSS' YOGA FUNDRAISER! INFO HERE Overview In the "Expired Hand Cream" podcast recording, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau discuss various topics while managing technical difficulties from their remote locations in Appleton, Wisconsin, and Brooklyn, New York. The meeting opens with an introduction and conversation about the challenges of podcasting remotely, followed by Patrick contemplating an extended stay in Appleton and the associated accommodation logistics. Personal anecdotes emerge, including Patrick's purchases for skincare and their differing perspectives on shopping habits. The duo then dives into their entertainment preferences, reminiscing about past vacations and current favorite shows. They also update each other on work-related projects, including a fundraiser yoga class Ross is planning and Patrick's upcoming comedy gigs, while considering a Patreon setup for their podcast. Action items were assigned to both hosts, including deciding on accommodation and coordinating future recordings.   Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:00 - 09:15) Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau hosting 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast Recording remotely from Appleton, Wisconsin and Brooklyn, New York Discussing technical difficulties and remote podcast setup Ross mentions feeling tired from teaching yoga and parenting Accommodation and Travel Logistics (09:15 - 18:43) Patrick considering extending stay in Appleton due to gap in schedule Debating whether to pay extra for current accommodation or find cheaper option in Chicago Ross advises Patrick to stay in current comfortable accommodation Patrick shares story about previous uncomfortable Airbnb experience in New Mexico Personal Care and Shopping Habits (18:45 - 27:55) Patrick bought diabetic hand lotion from Marshalls due to dry skin Discussing Patrick's tendency to opt for cheaper options Ross expresses concern over Patrick's shopping habits and self-care choices Entertainment and Media Discussion (27:55 - 39:01) Ross watching Real Housewives of Potomac Reminiscing about their first vacation together in Bermuda Patrick mentions discussing TV show 'Traitors' with fellow comedians Conversation about comedian Robbie Hoffman and her work Work and Personal Updates (39:01 - 50:33) Ross planning fundraiser yoga class for Make the Road New York Patrick sharing upcoming comedy show dates in Illinois Discussing potential Patreon setup for the podcast Brief mention of past experiences in TV production Wrapping up the podcast and planning future recordings   Action items Patrick Holbert Patrick to decide on extending stay in Appleton (10:00) Patrick to include Ross's fundraiser information in podcast notes (41:45) Ross Aaron Martineau Ross to send link for fundraiser yoga class information (41:45) Unassigned Both to work on setting up Patreon for the podcast (40:32) Plan another Zoom call before Patrick returns home (50:16)

Overview In episode 177 of the “We Hired a Sitter for This” podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Martineau reflect on their eight years of marriage and podcasting, while sharing personal updates including Ross’s upcoming yoga class fundraiser on March 8th and his 11-day trip, as well as Patrick’s fitness journey. They also discuss their careers—Patrick’s role as a life coach and Ross’s work as a yoga instructor and postpartum doula—before brainstorming ideas for establishing a Patreon account to offer additional content, including yoga classes and Ross’s journey of sobriety as he celebrates 16 years. Action items include preparing for the yoga fundraiser, sourcing a microphone for yoga classes, and setting up the Patreon account. Notes 🎙️ Podcast Introduction and Reflection (00:00 - 11:05) Episode 177 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast Hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Martineau Reflecting on 8 years of marriage and podcasting Discussion about Ross’s Friday night yoga class and playlist curation Upcoming fundraiser yoga class on March 8th with live DJ 🏋️ Personal Updates and Relationship Reflection (11:05 - 21:59) Patrick’s recent workout routine and fitness goals Ross’s upcoming 11-day trip Reflection on their 8-year marriage and 14-year relationship Discussion about the challenges of early parenthood Appreciation for each other’s support in personal and professional goals 💼 Career and Content Creation (21:59 - 31:52) Patrick’s work as a life coach/sober companion Ross’s work as a yoga instructor and postpartum doula Discussion about creating a Patreon for additional content Brainstorming ideas for Patreon tiers and content 💰 Patreon Plans and Future Content (31:52 - 42:59) Decision to start a Patreon with $5/month base tier Ideas for Patreon content: yoga classes, birth work commentary, comedy sets Discussion about balancing professional and personal content Ross’s upcoming 16-year sobriety anniversary Plans for a special Patreon episode about Ross’s sobriety journey Action Items Ross Martineau Prepare for fundraiser yoga class on March 8th (04:15) Patrick Holbert Help Ross find a Britney Spears-style microphone for yoga classes (04:36) Unassigned Set up Patreon account and determine content tiers (31:52) Record a Patreon episode about Ross’s 16 years of sobriety (41:17)

Overview In the Solo Podcast Recording meeting titled "Stage 4 Billionaire," host Patrick Holbert introduces the latest episode of his podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This" and shares personal updates, including reflections on his 8th wedding anniversary and a recent comedy show experience. He reminisces about childhood rollerblading, discusses the complexities of adult friendships, and expresses concerns about wealth inequality and economic challenges, particularly in the subscription-based economy. Alongside critiques of social media's impact on artists and views on Trump's policies, Patrick outlines his upcoming comedy performances and expresses a commitment to advancing his career in comedy and filmmaking. Key action items include performing at various venues, participating in a fundraiser, and attending a film premiere.   Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Personal Updates (00:00 - 09:36) Patrick Holbert introduces 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast Discusses personal appearance and recording setup Mentions 176th episode and recent solo recordings Reflects on 8th wedding anniversary with Ross Shares anecdote about Nathan Lee attending a comedy show Reflections on Past and Present (09:37 - 22:28) Reminisces about childhood activities, particularly rollerblading Discusses the perception of rollerblading vs. skateboarding Reflects on maintaining friendships into adulthood Mentions current work situation and financial concerns Expresses frustration with billionaires and wealth inequality Economic and Social Commentary (22:28 - 34:56) Critiques subscription-based economy and its impact on artists Discusses the role of social media in advertising Expresses concern about the future of work and retirement Shares thoughts on Trump's economic policies and manufacturing Proposes ideas for revitalizing American manufacturing ️ Upcoming Events and Personal Goals (34:58 - 43:08) Lists upcoming comedy shows and dates Mentions premiere of 'Tom Dustin Portrait of a Comedian' Expresses desire to focus on comedy and filmmaking career Discusses recent editing work and future aspirations Congratulates Gastor on directorial debut   Action items Patrick Holbert Perform at Fairfield Comedy Circle in Connecticut (36:40) Emcee at the Laugh Tour in Jersey City (37:33) Feature at Tilly's Farm Table in Westchester County (37:40) Potentially perform in Denver during family trip (38:10) Perform in Sullivan County and Binghamton (38:32) Participate in Josh Tatum's fundraiser show in Highland, NY (38:39) Attend NYC premiere of 'Tom Dustin Portrait of a Comedian' at Quad Cinemas (38:46)

Overview In the latest episode of "We Hired a Sitter for This," the host shares a candid monologue reflecting on their challenging week, marked by fatigue from recent flu and Covid vaccinations, and the struggles of juggling a busy career as a stand-up comedian in New York City while managing financial stress. The episode recounts enjoyable weekend moments spent playing in the snow with their daughter, Franny, and visiting the Whitney Museum, though it took a turn as post-outing food choices led to health concerns. The host discusses a particularly tough day at work dealing with mental health clients and a chaotic encounter with an impatient customer at a car rental, highlighting the pressures of capitalism and customer service expectations. Throughout the monologue, the host expresses a desire to adopt healthier eating habits and a commitment to maintain a consistent podcast release schedule while embracing more of the cultural experiences New York City has to offer.   Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Host's Current State (00:00 - 05:05) Podcast: "We Hired a Sitter for This" Host feeling unwell after receiving flu and Covid vaccines Recording late due to fatigue and busy schedule Stand-up comedian in New York City Financial stress and hustling for work ️ Weekend Activities and Family Time (05:05 - 09:53) Played in snow with daughter Franny Visited Whitney Museum on free Second Sunday Crowded museum experience with Franny Ate at Shake Shack, possibly causing illness Health Concerns and Work Challenges (09:55 - 15:00) Feeling sick after eating junk food Desire to break unhealthy eating habits Difficult day at work with mental health clients Encounter with a challenging customer (Karen) at car rental return Car Rental Return Incident (15:00 - 21:05) Chaotic scene at Enterprise car rental Worker overwhelmed by multiple customers and constant phone calls Karen's disruptive behavior and worker's emotional breakdown Reflection on capitalism and customer expectations Action items Unassigned Maintain consistent podcast release schedule (01:33) Consider making more effort to experience New York City culture (08:10) Use current illness as motivation to break unhealthy eating habits (10:39)

Overview In the podcast episode titled "174 Pod.mp3," co-host Patrick Holbert shares insights into his journey with the show "We Hired a Sitter for This," originally launched in 2017 as "Who Cares about Ross and Patrick?" This episode features a solo discussion about the exciting launch of the documentary trailer for "Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian," which Patrick directed and filmed alongside Joe List, highlighting themes of friendship, career paths, and mental health in the comedy realm. He also reflects on his past documentary experiences, including challenging shoots from MTV's True Life series, and looks ahead to upcoming comedy shows and a special set to release on Comedy Dynamics in April. Action items for listeners include watching the documentary trailer and attending Patrick's live shows.   Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Background (00:00 - 11:01) Podcast titled "We Hired a Sitter for This" Started with wife Ross Martineau in 2017 Changed name from "Who Cares about Ross and Patrick?" a year ago Co-hosted with Gastor Almonte for the past year Current episode is a solo recording by Patrick Documentary Project with Joe List (11:01 - 20:44) Launching official trailer for documentary with Joe List Documentary titled "Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian" Filmed in Key West for four days in February 2023 Explores long-term friendship, career paths, and mental health in comedy Patrick's experience shooting and directing the documentary Personal Experiences in Documentary Filmmaking (20:44 - 32:13) Reflection on past documentary work, including True Life series for MTV Experience filming with Danielle from Real Housewives of New Jersey Challenging and sometimes dangerous situations while filming Insights into the documentary filmmaking process Upcoming Projects and Shows (32:14 - 41:27) Patrick's upcoming comedy shows and appearances Special coming out in April on Comedy Dynamics via Amazon Featuring for Ian Finance in Wisconsin and Ron on Hirshberg in Chicago Importance of maintaining consistent podcast episodes   Action items Unassigned Watch and comment on Joe List's documentary trailer on YouTube (03:41) Attend Patrick's show at Grizzly Pair at midnight on February 5th (38:43) Attend Don't Tell New Jersey show in Jersey City on Saturday at 7pm (38:47) Watch Patrick's special on Comedy Dynamics via Amazon in April (39:06)

In the latest episode of 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast, titled "Gabby's Dollhouse of Horrors," Patrick records solo from his home studio in Bushwick, NYC, utilizing the time freed up by a client cancellation to discuss various personal and professional updates. He shares insights on his renewed commitment to treadmill workouts and candidly addresses struggles with sugar addiction, while also reflecting on recent stand-up performances, including a surprise gig at a fundraiser. Patrick recounts a challenging family outing to the Brooklyn Children’s Museum and contemplates upcoming travel plans, including shows in Wisconsin and a family trip to Colorado. As he looks toward the future, he considers potential shifts in his podcasting career and outlines actionable steps for enhancing his show’s reach, such as booking studio time with guests and improving his website. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:00 - 07:56) Episode 173 of 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast Patrick recording alone in his home studio in Bushwick, NYC Multitasking due to a client cancellation Discusses potential studio recordings with guests ️ Personal Updates and Exercise (07:56 - 17:20) Resumed treadmill workouts with hill incline setting Discussing sugar addiction and body image concerns Commiserating with friend Pat V. about sweets addiction Mentions documentary work with Joe List Weekend Comedy Shows (17:21 - 27:50) Performed at Laugh Tour comedy club in Jersey City Surprise gig at 'Butt Disco' fundraiser for Burning Man group Detailed experience of performing at a karate dojo in Maplewood, NJ Reflections on audience interactions and performance challenges ‍‍ Family Activities and Challenges (27:51 - 37:00) Visit to Brooklyn Children's Museum for Gabby's Dollhouse event Crowded and overwhelming experience at the museum Face painting line and moral dilemma about line-cutting Concerns about sanitation and crowded spaces ️ Future Plans and Financial Reflections (37:01 - 46:49) Upcoming shows in Wisconsin and potential Chicago gigs Family trip to Colorado from March 22nd to 28th Gratitude for family's financial support for the trip Reflections on podcast future and potential career focus shifts Action items Patrick Consider booking studio space for recording podcast episodes with guests (03:01) Get either COVID or flu vaccine (29:07) Update website calendar with upcoming shows (46:32) Sell merchandise at shows (46:42)

In Episode 172 of the podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This," the host presents a solo episode that opens with a humorous anecdote involving a misunderstanding with their daughter over a bathroom incident, leading to reflections on the complexities of a post-truth society. The conversation transitions into the host's fascination with spiritual and paranormal topics, including telepathy, reincarnation, and aliens, while balancing skepticism and belief in the supernatural. The episode recounts the host's recent trip to Salem for the premiere of a Tom Dustin documentary, where technical sound issues contrasted with the audience's warm reception. As the episode unfolds, the host reflects on aspirations to create more documentaries amid financial concerns and a philosophical contemplation of life's purpose rooted in love. It concludes with a recap of recent comedy gigs, highlights the supportive community within comedy, and addresses uncertainties regarding the podcast's future and audience engagement, with action items encouraging a deeper exploration of documentary filmmaking and the effectiveness of the podcast itself. Notes ️ Solo Episode Introduction (00:24 - 08:32) Episode 172 of "We Hired a Sitter for This" Solo episode by the host Morning incident involving a fart sound in the bathroom Misunderstanding with daughter about the source of the sound Reflection on post-truth society Spiritual and Paranormal Interests (08:32 - 18:22) Discussion about telepathy and the "Telepathy Tapes" podcast Thoughts on past lives and reincarnation Interest in aliens and UFO disclosure Skepticism vs. belief in supernatural phenomena Comedy Experiences and Documentary Premiere (18:22 - 28:09) Trip to Salem, Massachusetts Premiere of Tom Dustin documentary in Somerville Technical issues with sound during the screening Positive audience response to the film Spirituality and Career Reflections (28:09 - 41:19) Further discussion on telepathy and alien theories Desire to make more documentary films Financial concerns and seeking work opportunities Reflection on the purpose of life being love Comedy Gigs and Podcast Reflections (41:19 - 50:27) Recap of recent comedy performances Positive experience at Summer Shack in Cambridge Appreciation for Jack Burke's kindness to new comedians Uncertainty about the podcast's future and audience  

Overview Notes Comedy Career and Business (00:00 - 09:59) Patrick and Gastor discuss inspirational business meeting Gastor's business acumen comes from his father Gastor sold candies in high school for profit Patrick hoarded money as a kid due to scarcity mindset Discussion on balancing creativity and business mindset Comedy Industry Insights (09:59 - 19:44) Mark Normand's approach to joke writing as a money-making venture Gastor's plan to highlight his skills and collaborate more this year Patrick's experience with new material and upcoming special Discussion on work ethic in comedy and success Comedy Shows and Venues (19:44 - 29:35) Gianmarco's work ethic and success discussed Importance of performing frequently and in various venues Alex's success with vegan restaurant and comedy career Discussion on comedy rooms in restaurants and bars Comedy Challenges and Etiquette (29:36 - 37:37) Debate on pitching oneself for shows and opportunities Discussion on comedy club dynamics and getting passed at clubs Critique of overused phrases in comedy like 'clap it up' Importance of preparation and closing bits in sets ️ Podcast Experiences (37:38 - 47:35) Gastor's experience with unprepared podcast hosts Patrick's experience with disrespectful introductions Discussion on the challenges of podcasting and interviewing Importance of research and preparation in podcasting ️ Upcoming Shows and Closing Thoughts (47:35 - 56:10) Gastor's upcoming shows in Saratoga and other locations Patrick's potential shows in Colorado and Wisconsin Reflections on respect in the comedy community Closing remarks and New Year wishes Action items Gastro Plan and execute collaborations to highlight skills (09:59) Pitch himself for 'Stand up on the Spot' show (39:04) Patrick Organize YouTube channel with sections for stand-up and podcasts (29:36) Consider posting recent hosting set clips, editing out unfinished jokes (29:36) Attend Gastor's show at Comedy Works in Saratoga (46:45)

Overview In an informal discussion, participants reminisced about memorable experiences from 2005, including social gatherings and the cultural impact of shows like The Apprentice, particularly focusing on Donald Trump's early public persona. They shared anecdotes from a New Year’s Eve party that blended family friends and comedians, highlighting the unique dynamics of such interactions, particularly with karaoke involved. Topics evolved to parenting, where they discussed appropriate restaurant behavior for children and established a 'two-cry rule' for public settings while suggesting ways to compensate disturbed diners. Conversations continued on living arrangements with parents, weighing the benefits of proximity to family against independence, before transitioning to creative ambitions for the New Year, including goals for a YouTube channel and the challenges of content creation. Action items were identified, including producing more clips for the YouTube channel, posting recorded shows, and considering original documentary projects to enhance viewership. Notes Reminiscing About 2005 (00:00 - 09:11) Discussed memories from 2005, including parties in Williamsburg and Astoria Mentioned watching the first season of The Apprentice with Donald Trump Reflected on Trump's public persona and business image at the time Discussed making casting tapes for The Apprentice New Year's Eve Party (09:11 - 18:53) One participant hosted a New Year's Eve party at their parents' house The party was a mix of family friends and comedians Discussed the dynamics of mixing civilians and comedians at social gatherings Mentioned karaoke and singing attempts at the party Discussed the issue of having more beer after the party than before Parenting and Restaurant Etiquette (18:53 - 28:13) Discussed a New Year's Eve dinner at Roberta's Pizza with kids from daycare Debated appropriate behavior for children in restaurant settings Established a 'two-cry rule' for children in public spaces Suggested tipping extra or buying drinks for disturbed tables as compensation Living Arrangements and Family (28:13 - 38:48) Discussed potential living arrangements with parents One participant's parents offered their upstairs apartment Debated pros and cons of living closer to family Mentioned the idea of having a 'crash pad' at parents' place for extended visits Creative Goals and YouTube Channel (38:48 - 48:12) Discussed New Year's resolutions, focusing on creative projects Expressed desire to grow YouTube channel and reach 500 subscribers Mentioned upcoming Tom Dustin documentary with theatrical release Discussed the challenges of creating content and growing an audience Reflected on the sacrifices required for success in creative fields Action items Pat Miscellaneous Create more clips for the YouTube channel to grow the audience (45:43) Post three duo shows that have already been recorded (46:02) Consider making original documentaries for the YouTube channel (46:43)

As we were recording this felt like the last podcast of 2024, not the first of 2025. So please pardon our appearance and attitude and general malaise. This one was recorded mainly to keep the streak alive. Ross didn’t want to do it and I barely did either. But we are here and perhaps there’s a nugget of truth or connection that will bring some pleasure into your day? Thanks for listening!! Here’s to a happy and healthy new year.

Overview In episode 168 of the "We Hired a Sitter for this" podcast, the hosts engage in a light-hearted conversation on various topics, starting with a humorous take on the Elf on the Shelf tradition and fond childhood memories associated with Christmas ornaments and gifts, such as an NBA Live game and a GT performer BMX bike. They explore family dynamics, sharing anecdotes about sibling relationships, parental favoritism, and the memories of childhood squabbles. The discussion transitions to "old man strength," where they recount physical confrontations with family members and the differences in fighting style across ages. They reflect on physical fitness, aging, and the commitment required for fitness activities like stand-up comedy versus working out. The episode also touches on holiday traditions, family gatherings, and the challenges of hosting, while celebrating the milestone of the podcast completing its 52nd episode, marking a full year of weekly episodes. Notes Christmas Discussion (00:13 - 08:53) Episode 168 of "We Hired a Sitter for this" podcast Discussed dislike for Elf on the Shelf tradition Talked about Christmas ornaments and childhood memories Mentioned favorite Christmas gifts (NBA Live game, GT performer BMX bike) Family Dynamics (08:53 - 18:19) Discussed sibling relationships and parental favoritism Shared stories about childhood fights with siblings and cousins Talked about parents' birthdays and activities Dad Strength and Fights (18:19 - 30:13) Discussed the concept of "old man strength" Shared stories about physical confrontations with siblings and cousins Talked about the differences between younger and older men in fights ️ Physical Fitness and Aging (30:13 - 39:08) Discussed the idea of getting in shape and going to the gym Talked about commitment to different activities (stand-up comedy vs. working out) Shared thoughts on aging and physical changes Holiday Traditions (39:08 - 48:40) Discussed family gatherings for various holidays (Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's) Talked about hosting parties and the challenges that come with it Mentioned the desire for parents to move and leave their house to the children Celebrated the 52nd episode of the podcast, marking a full year of weekly episodes

Overview In the latest episode of the podcast, titled "167 pod," the hosts, reunited after a week apart, delved into various personal and professional topics. They discussed the potential departure of co-host Ross from the show, shared Thanksgiving travel stories that highlighted car troubles, and explored broader issues like the mechanical problems with Patrick's vehicle and financially challenging circumstances with trade-in valuations. The conversation then shifted to their comedy careers, touching on recent gigs, the dynamics of performing with fellow comedians, and the pressures of late-night shows. Additionally, they reflected on their career trajectories compared to younger peers, noted personal growth, and exchanged financial insights regarding car buying. The meeting concluded with action items for Patrick to research financing options and to prepare for an upcoming Christmas Day recording. Notes ️ Podcast Recording (00:09 - 10:44) Two hosts reunited after recording separately last week Discussed co-host Ross potentially leaving the show Recounted Thanksgiving travel experience and car issues Mentioned challenges of driving with family and stopping for snacks Car Problems and Mechanics (10:44 - 21:17) Detailed issues with Patrick's car, including brake problems Discussed mechanic's advice to get a new car Mentioned Carvana's low valuation of the car at $200 Comedy Career and Shows (21:17 - 32:00) Talked about recent comedy gigs and experiences Discussed working with other comedians like Alex Bebbit Mentioned challenges of late-night shows and audience reactions Peer Comparisons and Career Paths (32:01 - 42:08) Reflected on career trajectories of fellow comedians Discussed feeling old compared to younger comedians Mentioned Alex's family situation and personal growth Financial Decisions and Future Plans (42:08 - 51:46) Discussed car buying strategies and financial advice Reflected on past financial decisions in comedy career Compared careers with former classmates in different fields Planned to record another episode for Christmas Day Action items Patrick Research car financing options and consider getting pre-approved for a loan before visiting dealerships (43:50) Look into used car options as a potential cost-saving measure (44:35) Unassigned Plan and record the Christmas Day episode (51:08)

Overview In episode 166 of the podcast 'We Hired a Sitter for this', host Patrick Holbert opens with a personal update, candidly discussing his busy work life and recent feelings of burnout, including a Thanksgiving incident that left him self-conscious about his weight. The episode continues with Patrick announcing his upcoming comedy projects, such as his first special set for release on Amazon in 2025 and the premiere of the Tom Dustin documentary in January. He reflects on solo parenting while his wife is in yoga training, highlighting the challenges of balancing family life with late-night comedy gigs. As he navigates concerns about aging and relevance in the comedy scene, Patrick expresses financial struggles and the importance of connecting with younger audiences. The episode concludes with his contemplations on mortality and future plans, extending gratitude to listeners and encouraging them to share the podcast. Action items include improving communication for scheduling and promoting his upcoming comedy events scheduled for December in Williamsburg and Hurleyville, NY. Notes ️ Podcast Introduction and Personal Update (00:00 - 08:35) Patrick Holbert introduces episode 166 of 'We Hired a Sitter for this' Discusses his busy work schedule and experiencing burnout Mentions feeling self-conscious about his body Shares a Thanksgiving incident involving his father commenting on his weight Comedy Career and Projects (08:35 - 16:46) Announces upcoming comedy shows and events Discusses his first comedy special, to be released on Amazon in 2025 Mentions the Tom Dustin documentary premiering in January Talks about the challenges of doing late-night comedy gigs ‍ Parenting and Personal Life (16:47 - 26:15) Shares experiences of solo parenting while his wife attended yoga training Describes decorating the Christmas tree with his daughter Franny Discusses the difficulties of balancing parenting with late-night comedy gigs Age and Relevance in Comedy (26:15 - 37:37) Expresses concerns about feeling less relevant in comedy at age 43 Discusses the challenges of connecting with younger audiences Talks about financial struggles and the need to make more money from comedy Mortality and Future Plans (37:39 - 48:24) Shares concerns about friends' fathers passing away Discusses the uncertainty of his future in comedy Expresses gratitude for listeners and the opportunity to express himself Encourages listeners to share the podcast with others who might relate Action items Patrick Holbert Improve communication with Gastor for podcast scheduling (45:07) Ask for more help from people in his life, including his wife Ross (45:38) Promote upcoming comedy shows: Kenny DeForest Memorial show on December 14th at the Gutter in Williamsburg and Holiday storytelling show on December 21st at H Pack in Hurleyville, NY (46:04)

In the latest episode of the podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This," titled Episode 165, hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte kicked off with a discussion about social media, including Patrick's handle change and Gastor's new commercial project, while reflecting on DMX's influential legacy. The conversation transitioned into innovative marketing strategies for films like Gladiator 2 and Smile, as well as debates surrounding NFL kickers. As the episode progressed, Gastor proposed a humorous conspiracy theory linking Joe Montana and Wayne Gretzky, followed by discussions on various conspiracy theories and recommendations for documentaries. The hosts explored how modern technology influences documentary quality and shared personal insights on parenting's effect on entertainment choices. The podcast concluded with Gastor’s experience of facing an acting rejection, emphasizing resilience in the entertainment industry, before correcting the episode number to 165. Action items included Patrick suggesting documentaries to Gastor, and Gastor committing to watch "Dark Days." ***Summary written by a robot*** Follow us both on social media @itspatrickholbert & @gastoralmonte

In episode 164 of the podcast, the hosts engage in a lively discussion that begins with a dive into hip hop culture, where Patrick shares past rap names and contemplates producing beats with Ableton, despite Gastor’s humorous discouragement. The conversation quickly shifts to Patrick's inconsistent social media branding, prompting Gastor's critique of his current strategy and a recounting of farm experiences. As the episode progresses, the hosts pressure Patrick to update his Instagram handle, which he does mid-episode, emphasizing the importance of consistent branding. The latter part of the podcast includes a debate on Ryan Reynolds' career and appeal, with insights into personal growth and relationship dynamics, capped off by action items for Patrick to align all his social media handles for better cohesion. ***This summary was written by a robot*** Follow us on social media @itspatrickholbert @GastorAlmonte

In the podcast recording of episode 163 of "We Hired a Sitter for This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte engage in a lively discussion covering a range of topics. They kick off with personal updates, including Gastor's memorable experience at the World Series with his father, celebrating the latter’s recovery from chemotherapy, making for a heartfelt conversation about baseball as a familial bond. The duo then shifts gears to fashion, where they explore Gastor’s extensive hat collection and care routine, contrasting it with Patrick’s minimalist style, while also brainstorming a stand-up fashion challenge web series. The discussion evolves into the impact of parenting on children's futures, touching on Gastor's children’s educational paths and Patrick's observations on sports opportunities for urban youth. They reflect on career choices, with Gastor contemplating balancing comedy with traditional employment and Patrick discussing long-term financial security in the arts. The podcast concludes with discussions about stand-up performance styles and the influence of spouses in their comedy careers. Action items include exploring co-headlining shows in Wisconsin and Chicago, following up on fundraising MC opportunities, and focusing on job searches in entertainment or teaching fields.

Summary written by an eavesdropping AI robot: In the informal podcast recording held on November 5, 2023, participants engaged in a lively discussion covering a variety of topics. The meeting began with a conversation about the upcoming Election Day on November 5, 2024, sharing experiences from past elections and expressing mixed feelings regarding potential outcomes. The hosts then shifted to reflections on their recent acting projects, including the pressures faced by comedians, highlighting notable figures like Ryan Reynolds. This was followed by a conversation about the recent New York City Marathon, focusing on personal fitness goals and the dedication necessary for marathon training. The group then ventured into habits around reading, discussing book recommendations and strategies for reducing phone usage before bed, including plans for creating a cozy reading space at home. Finally, the discussion culminated in an exploration of hip hop music, its literary significance, and its cultural impacts, particularly regarding political connections. Participants identified action items, such as considering the NaNoWriMo writing challenge and exploring ways to enhance reading habits.

In the latest episode of the WHASFT podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau reconnect, sharing personal updates and reflections on various topics including Halloween decorations, the upcoming election, and Ross' return after a brief hiatus. They delve into their past experiences with addiction and recovery, touching on the 12-step program and the complexities of maintaining sobriety and relationships. A discussion about their recent visit to a haunted house leads to lighthearted conversations about dating and family life, particularly focusing on their daughter Franny's reactions to their behavior. They also contemplate potential work opportunities that could take Patrick to Europe, along with the accompanying challenges of family separation. The meeting concludes with action items for both hosts, including preparing affirmations for family support and plans for a stationery store visit.

In the latest podcast recording meeting, the hosts delved into various topics centered around comedy and family, starting with Patrick Holbert's experiences at open mics and the evolving landscape of comedy specials, including a discussion on the necessity of uniqueness in performances. They highlighted notable works such as Sarah Tolemache's special and Tom Dustin's documentary, while Patrick shared his uncertainty regarding his career trajectory. The conversation then shifted to family dynamics, specifically addressing a Reddit post about adult-only gatherings and reflecting on personal anecdotes related to children's behavior at events. The hosts exchanged insights on planning children's birthday parties, weighing the pros and cons of different venues. Lastly, they explored parenting strategies, emphasizing the important role grandparents play in managing kids' behavior during social events. Action items included Patrick's follow-up on a show booking and brainstorming creative concepts for future comedy specials. ****This summary was written by a robot****

In the latest episode of the podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte discuss a range of topics, beginning with updates on Patrick's solo parenting journey while his wife, Ross, undergoes yoga teacher training, and her desire to clarify some misconceptions about her smoking habits. The hosts delve into home maintenance challenges, particularly Patrick's attempt to fix a bathroom faucet, and reflect on family dynamics, including his daughter Franny’s evolving comfort preferences and the difficulties of watching children's shows. The conversation then shifts to pop culture, covering Gastro's aversion to musical theater and Patrick's passion for documentaries, before exploring ideas for new projects, such as a show about hype men in hip-hop and a possible documentary on the Montreal Expos. The episode concludes with actionable items for both hosts, aiming to further develop their creative pursuits. ***This Summary was written by a robot***

Hang on by the skin of your feet for this adrenaline rush of an episode!!

Patrick has a rough gig at a country club and Gastor helps him turn lemons into mangú.

When is a horror movie too much? And other questions

this week's episode of We Hired a Sitter For This. Patrick and Gastor Almonte discuss another week in the life of comic fatherhood. Enjoy!!

Sometimes the angry bear is within you and sometimes it just wants your sandwich

Our kids are back in the classroom and we have a lot to learn from them

Two grown men get honest and real about money and work and the pressure of providing

Gastor is back in the co-host chair and we discuss our co-headlining trip to Connecticut and the amazing donuts there. We also get into the challenges of home ownership, raising a child in a screen-based world, and the mysteries of the band 311.

Jeff Simmermon is a hilarious comic with a funny story to tell about slow, painful death. Take a listen and immerse yourself in the circle of birth and life and grieving.

Luke Thayer is a hilarious comedian and Christian. I wanted to sit down with him to talk about the role religion and church plays in his life as a parent, a comic, and member of the general community. He's a great comic and you can find a bunch of his stuff online including a very very funny Dry Bar special. Check him out and enjoy this conversation!!

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 146 "Excrement Heavy Beginning" This summary was written by a robot In this episode, Patrick and Gastor dive into various entertaining and thought-provoking topics, from personal anecdotes to childhood memories. 🚽 Bathroom Etiquette Debate (00:00 - 10:15) The mechanics and acceptability of peeing in front of each other. 🏡 Podcast Comfort Zone (10:16 - 20:30) Patrick asks Gastor if he feels comfortable in his home for the podcast. 🍔 Burger King Tantrum (20:31 - 30:45) Gastor has a dramatic temper tantrum at a Burger King drive-through. 🍭 Sugar Addiction (30:46 - 40:55) Patrick’s struggle with sugar addiction. 🍽️ Grade School Lunchroom Politics (40:56 - 50:10) Lunchroom politics from grade school. 🌲 Nature Camp Update (50:11 - 55:20) Update on Nature Camp for Franny. 🎒 Summer Rec Day Camp Drama (55:21 - 01:02:27) Patrick’s summer rec day camp drama from his childhood. Live Show Announcements THE FELLAS ARE COHEADLINING FAIRFIELD COMEDY CIRCLE IN CONNECTICUT ON AUGUST 3RD!!! GET TICKETS HERE NEW SHOW IN BUSHWICK AUGUST 21ST AT "UMBRA" A NEW JAZZ CLUB ON HART STREET Watch Gastor's "Don't Tell" Comedy Set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE!!! Watch their first duo comedy set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE ON THIS ONE!!! Follow your hosts on social media & YouTube: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 145 "Nature Camp" This summary was written by a robot In this episode, Patrick and Gastor discuss a range of topics including personal updates, parenting dynamics, nature camps for children, childcare practices, childhood experiences, and reflections on their roles as parents. 🎙️ Podcast Recording and Personal Updates Introduction to episode 145. Personal experiences, including trips to Connecticut and feelings of loneliness when family is away. Changes in social life and interactions with younger people. 👨‍👩‍👧 Parenting and Family Dynamics The importance of private time for young parents. Patrick is lonely at home without his family! Differences in problems faced by different age groups. 🏕️ Nature Camp Discussion Debate on the concept and value of nature camps for children. Concerns about safety and practicality of nature camps. Comparison of nature camps to free outdoor play. 🚸 Childcare and Supervision Importance of proper supervision for children. Experiences with different types of childcare, including family and hired help. Impact of immigrant family dynamics on childcare. 👶 Childhood Experiences and Safety Stories about childhood experiences with babysitters and family friends. Importance of setting boundaries and ensuring child safety. Differences in childcare practices across cultures. 🎓 Parenting Reflections and Future Plans Reflections on the impact parents have on their children's development. Importance of being present and attentive as a parent. Plans for upcoming events and shows, including a comedy show in Connecticut and a local gig in Bushwick. Live Show Announcements THE FELLAS ARE COHEADLINING FAIRFIELD COMEDY CIRCLE IN CONNECTICUT ON AUGUST 3RD!!! GET TICKETS HERE NEW SHOW IN BUSHWICK AUGUST 21ST AT "UMBRA" A NEW JAZZ CLUB ON HART STREET Watch Gastor's "Don't Tell" Comedy Set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE!!! Watch their first duo comedy set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE ON THIS ONE!!! Follow your hosts on social media & YouTube: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 144 "Tractor Bros" This summary was written by a robot In this episode, Patrick and Gastor cover a wide range of topics, including comedy shows, audience interaction, and the unexpected appeal of tractors. Here's a breakdown of their discussion: 🎙️ Podcast Introduction and Banter (00:23 - 03:05) The duo kicks off with light-hearted banter about the podcast's episode count and their chemistry. They delve into a fun conversation about different spices and their personalities. 🎭 Comedy Shows and Performances (03:54 - 08:23) A recap of a recent show at St. Mark's highlights a special night. They discuss the dynamics of performing in front of friends and family. Nostalgia and the impact of aging on personal relationships are also touched upon. 🎤 Comedy Material and Audience Interaction (19:04 - 28:34) The emotional impact of performing personal material is explored. They balance humor with heavy topics like mortality and family. The challenge of maintaining a comedic atmosphere while being vulnerable is discussed. 🚜 Tractor and Utility Vehicle Discussion (28:34 - 39:18) A light-hearted conversation about the appeal of utility vehicles and tractors. Nostalgia for childhood interests and the practicality of such vehicles in urban settings. 🎭 Comedy Techniques and Audience Reactions (39:20 - 51:55) The use of shock value in comedy and its impact on the audience is debated. Balancing personal stories with humor to maintain audience engagement. The importance of understanding the audience's background and sensitivities. 📅 Upcoming Shows and Projects (51:55 - 01:01:22) Announcements of upcoming shows and events, including dates and locations. Discussion on the importance of creating and sharing new material regularly. Encouragement to follow on social media for updates. Live Show Announcements THE FELLAS ARE COHEADLINING FAIRFIELD COMEDY CIRCLE IN CONNECTICUT ON AUGUST 3RD!!! NEW SHOW IN BUSHWICK AUGUST 21ST AT "UMBRA" A NEW JAZZ CLUB ON HART STREET Watch Gastor's "Don't Tell" Comedy Set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE!!! Watch their first duo comedy set on Youtube by CLICKING HERE ON THIS ONE!!! Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

The Holbertineaus travel up I-95 to visit the maternal grandparents. Hop in, you're riding beach!!

Car trouble blows

Wow two episodes in a row with Ross back in the cockpit?? And this is a revealing one. So revealing it doesn't seem right to put a bunch of bullet points in to Chat GPT to churn out show notes for this one. Does anyone even read these summaries? Do you hate that I use Chat GPT as much as I hate it? Please trust me- these notes are the only time I ever use it. AI scares me and bums me out but these notes are just to make this show searchable. I think. Is that what they do? I have no clue anymore. Anyway, Patrick here. This week's episode mainly centers on Ross and I hashing out and sorting through our marriage dynamics while we proceed with this non-monogamy business. If you're curious about any of that stuff take a listen. ALSO!! I'll be running around the Binghamton area next week doing shows at various breweries and wineries up there. Also on Wednesday June 26th I'm heading back to the Hurleyville Performing Arts Center to host a lineup of awesome comics. If you're in Sullivan or Ulster County in NY, come to the show! It will be so fun. Tickets Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Ross Erin Martineau: @rosserinmartineau www.rosserinmartineau.com

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 140 "Peach Pit to The Max" This summary was written by a robot. In Episode 140 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," Patrick Holbert is joined by the original co-host, Ross Erin Martineau, for a candid discussion on relationships, parenting, and personal growth. Main Topics: 🐾 Veterinarian Visit: Patrick and Ross discuss a touching moment witnessing an old couple at the veterinarian's office, reflecting on love and companionship. 🏈 Football Banter: Engage in light-hearted banter about football, sharing personal anecdotes and humorous insights. 🏀 Father’s Interest in Women’s Sports: Ross delves into her father's interest in women's sports, particularly the WNBA, speculating about his motivations and celebrating the growing popularity of women's athletics. 📱 Social Media and Personal Habits: Patrick talks about his reduced social media usage and his active participation on Reddit, especially his support for sugar-free living. 🚫 Boundaries and Relapses: The hosts discuss the importance of setting boundaries in addiction recovery, comparing sex addiction to sugar addiction, and exploring the challenges of maintaining sobriety. 🤥 Honesty and Secrets: Ross admits to lying about her whereabouts to talk to someone she’s dating on the phone, prompting a discussion on the importance of honesty in their relationship. 💑 Non-Monogamous Relationship Dynamics: Patrick and Ross open up about their non-monogamous relationship. Patrick shares his decision to focus on work and family, stepping back from other relationships, while Ross reflects on her own experiences and needs. 🧒 Parenting Challenges: The hosts discuss their child's behavior and the challenges of parenting. Patrick shares advice from another parent on handling difficult behavior. 🧘 Yoga Teaching Experiences: Ross shares her experiences teaching yoga to young girls, discussing the differences between teaching various age groups and the benefits of yoga practice. 🏋️ Health and Fitness Goals: Patrick talks about his health journey and inspiration from a man in Boulder. Ross discusses her commitment to yoga and its positive impact on her well-being. 🎉 Child’s Birthday Planning: The episode wraps up with a discussion about planning their child's fourth birthday party, acknowledging their financial concerns and the need for better planning. Live Show Announcements: 🎭 Gastor’s Solo Show "The Sugar": On June 20th, Gastor Almonte will be performing a "work in progress" rendition of his solo show "The Sugar" at St. Mark's Comedy Club in NYC's East Village. 🎤 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows: On Wednesday, June 26th, Patrick will be bringing a lineup of his favorite comics back to the Hurleyville Performing Arts Centre. Visit hpacny.org/events-live-performances to get tickets! Patrick will also be performing multiple shows around the Binghamton, NY area from June 25-29. For more information, visit www.homebrewedcomedy.com. Tune in for an engaging and insightful episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Ross serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation. Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Ross Erin Martineau: @rosserinmartineau www.rosserinmartineau.com

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 139 "A Brolic Episode" This summary was written by a robot. In Episode 139 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte discuss a range of topics focusing on parenting and online safety for children. Main Topics: 🧑‍💻 Online Safety for Children: Patrick and Gastor delve into Reddit entries about fatherhood, discussing rules for internet usage and parental guidance for a 14-year-old's online activities. Gastor emphasizes the importance of holding his children's taste levels to a higher standard as an artist himself. 🧒 Parenting Dynamics: The hosts discuss creating connections with their kids by sharing interests, providing guidance, and being open and honest about their strengths and struggles. 🔍 Monitoring Online Activities: Patrick expresses a desire to monitor his child's online activities to ensure she avoids "scary" subcultures (guns, racism, etc.). They debate whether it ever makes sense to track your children. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Father Feeling Replaced: In response to a Reddit post, they address concerns of a father feeling replaced by his child's mother's new boyfriend, highlighting the importance of positive influences in children's lives while navigating personal challenges related to physical fitness, intellectual stimulation, and adjusting to parenthood. Live Show Announcements: 🎭 Gastor’s Solo Show "The Sugar": On June 20th, Gastor will be performing a "work in progress" rendition of his solo show "The Sugar" at St. Mark's Comedy Club in NYC's East Village. 🎤 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows: Patrick will be performing multiple shows around the Binghamton, NY area from June 25-29. For more information, visit www.homebrewedcomedy.com. Tune in for an episode filled with insightful discussions and parenting tips on "We Hired a Sitter For This." Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 138 "Civic Doody" This summary was written by a robot. In Episode 138 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte tackle an array of engaging topics, blending humor and insight in their signature style. Main Topics: ⚖️ Gastor’s Jury Duty Experience: Gastor shares his enthusiasm for jury duty, detailing his enjoyment of observing courtroom drama unfold. 🍏 Patrick’s Junk Food Abstinence: Patrick reveals he is on Day 5 without junk food, discussing the challenges and benefits of this dietary change. 🧓 Getting Older: The comedians reflect on aging and the changes in their bodies, including Patrick’s recent fall after grocery shopping and their observations about declining mental sharpness. 🥊 Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson: They delve into the upcoming boxing match between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, examining generational differences in strength and fighting styles. 🤜 Scuffles and Fights: Patrick and Gastor recount various scuffles and fights they’ve been involved in, sharing humorous and insightful stories. Live Show Announcements: 🎭 Gastor’s Solo Show "The Sugar": On June 20th, Gastor will be performing a "work in progress" rendition of his solo show "The Sugar" at St. Mark's Comedy Club in NYC's East Village. 🎤 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows: Patrick will be performing multiple shows around the Binghamton, NY area from June 25-29. For more information, visit www.homebrewedcomedy.com. Tune in for an episode filled with laughter, personal stories, and thought-provoking discussions on "We Hired a Sitter For This." Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 137 "Ancient Itch" This summary was written by a robot. In Episode 137 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte dive into a myriad of topics following their co-headlining gig in Westerly, RI. Main Topics: 🎤 Post-Gig Reflections: Join Patrick and Gastor as they reflect on their recent performance in Westerly, RI, discussing the nuances of the gig and their experiences on stage. 🌎 Performing in Random Towns: Delve into the comedians' experiences performing in various towns across the country without having the opportunity to enjoy the local attractions. Gastor celebrates working with Marcus Cardona in Maine, praising him as an excellent comic and host for gigs in the area. 🧬 Nature vs. Nurture: Engage in a thoughtful discussion on the nature vs. nurture debate, exploring what influences children's behaviors and how different factors shape their development. 🚀 Thrill-Seeking Behaviors: Listen as Patrick shares the origins of his thrill-seeking behaviors, recounting personal stories and experiences that have shaped his adventurous spirit. 🤝 Mutual Respect for Richie Redding: Hear about Patrick and Gastor's mutual respect for fellow comedian Richie Redding, reflecting on their experiences working with him and the impact he's had on their careers. 🗣️ Plus Many Other Topics: From light-hearted banter to deep discussions, join Patrick and Gastor as they cover a wide range of topics, offering insights and humor along the way. Tune in for an engaging and entertaining episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation. Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Episode Title: "Drive to Hurleyville" 🎙️ Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 136 This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte on a scenic drive in the Kia Sorento as they journey to a co-headlining gig in Hurleyville, NY. Along the way, they engage in a lively discussion covering a diverse array of topics. Main Topics: 🏞️ Exploring the Catskills Comedy Scene: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share their vague understanding of the historic Catskills comedy scene, exploring its rich cultural heritage and comedic legacy. 🛒 Craigslist Experiences: Delve into humorous anecdotes about purchasing items off Craigslist, from unexpected finds to quirky encounters. Join the hosts in exploring the quirky world of online classifieds and the art of negotiation. 📝 Adapting Content and Balancing Commitments: Explore the complexities of balancing work commitments and family obligations, delving into the challenges of adapting content for various contexts. From cars and repairs to speed limits, join them in discussing the value of reliable vehicles like the Kia Sorento. 🌆 Affordable Housing Challenges: Reflect on living arrangements in expensive cities for struggling artists, particularly in New York City, and raise awareness about affordable housing challenges faced by young comics. From supporting artists financially to offering innovative solutions, join the hosts in exploring ways to address housing affordability issues. 🎭 Supporting Creatives Without Compromise: Join the conversation as Patrick and Gastor discuss white savior narratives and the unintended consequences of good intentions in storytelling and providing assistance. From alternative methods for supporting creatives to preserving artistic integrity, join them in exploring ways to empower artists without compromising their authenticity. Tune in for a thought-provoking and insightful episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation. Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Episode Title: "Bus Chase" 🎙️ Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 135 This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 135 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they embark on a journey of nostalgia, personal aspirations, and the intricacies of balancing family life with personal passions. Main Topics: 🚌 Retrieval of Lost Denim Jacket: Laugh along as the meeting begins with a story about the retrieval of a lost denim jacket on a bus. From childhood possessions to sentimental value, join Patrick and Gastor in reflecting on cherished items like sneakers and toys, and how they shape memories and emotions over time. 👟 Sneaker Culture: Delve into discussions about sneaker culture as a recurrent theme in personal experiences and family interests. From sharing hobbies to passing down traditions, join the hosts in exploring the significance of sneakers in shaping familial bonds and shared appreciation. 🏀 Gastor's Aspirations: Explore Gastor's aspirations of becoming the GM of the Brooklyn Nets, expressing interest in roles like a cultural liaison and artistic/creative director. From baseball cards to family dynamics, join the hosts in reflecting on personal fulfillment and navigating parenthood amidst professional ambitions. 🎭 Broadway Experiences with Children: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share anecdotes about their Broadway experiences with children, highlighting the joys and challenges of managing emotions as parents while pursuing professional endeavors. From stand-up comedy to career paths, join them in contemplating the intricacies of balancing personal passions with family obligations. Tune in for a laughter-filled and introspective episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation. Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Episode Title: "Naked Tres Golpes" 🎙️ Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 134 This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 134 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they embark on a candid exploration of personal experiences, comedy shows, and family vacations. Main Topics: 🎭 Behind the Scenes at Hurleyville Show: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share behind-the-scenes details of their show in Hurleyville, delving into the mental challenges and struggles, especially for Patrick, who grapples with letting go and perfectionism. 📽️ Patrick's Comedy Show Taping: Delve into discussions about Patrick's comedy show taping and the debate over whether he should release the filmed material. From artistic expression to personal growth, join the hosts in exploring the complexities of the comedy world. 🏝️ Gastor's Dominican Republic Vacation: Join Gastor as he shares about his family vacation to the Dominican Republic, reconnecting with extended family and creating special memories with his kids. From cultural experiences to bonding moments, join him in exploring the beauty of family travel. 👙 Naked Comedy Show in Bushwick: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his experience performing on a naked comedy show in Bushwick with Gastor's other podcast partner, Shalewa. From comedic anecdotes to philosophical debates, join them in exploring the purpose and necessity of such shows. 🤔 Debate on Naked Podcasting: Delve into a lively debate on whether their very own podcast should be done naked. From humorous banter to philosophical musings, join Patrick and Gastor in exploring the boundaries of podcasting and self-expression. Tune in for a laughter-filled and thought-provoking episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation. Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

🎙️ Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 133 This summary was written by a robot. Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 133 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they dive into a wide range of topics, from podcast duo names to navigating family traditions and parenting styles. Main Topics: 🎤 Podcast Duo Names: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor brainstorm potential names for their podcast duo. From playful banter to creative suggestions, join them in exploring the whimsical world of podcast branding. 🍪 Snacks and Reading Habits: Delve into the hosts' snack preferences and reading habits as they share humorous anecdotes and insights into their daily routines. From literary recommendations to culinary delights, join them in a candid conversation about life's simple pleasures. 📚 Health and Wellness Talks: Explore the world of health and wellness as prompted by a book recommendation. From dietary habits to lifestyle changes, join Patrick and Gastor in discussing the importance of self-care and self-improvement. 🥗 Nutrition Choices and Lifestyle Changes: Laugh along as the hosts highlight their personal dietary habits and share struggles and desires for positive changes. From nutrition choices to diet adjustments, join them in exploring the complexities of maintaining a healthy lifestyle in today's fast-paced world. 💼 Career Shifts and Appearance Perceptions: Delve into discussions about potential career shifts based on appearance perceptions and navigating compliments about toddlers. From personal reflections to societal norms, join the hosts in exploring the nuances of professional and personal identity. 🤗 Parental Boundaries and Affection: Explore the importance of setting boundaries with extended family members regarding physical affection towards children. From cultural traditions to personal preferences, join Patrick and Gastor in navigating the complexities of familial relationships and societal norms. 🤣 Humor in Families: Emphasize the importance of establishing a sense of humor within families, fostering understanding and connection through shared laughter. From inside jokes to playful banter, join them in celebrating the joys of familial bonds. 👴👵 Generational Naming Traditions: Reflect on generational naming traditions for grandparents and preferences for names that represent personalities or cultural backgrounds. From adapting traditional titles to personal choices, join the hosts in exploring the significance of familial identity and heritage. 🧹 Household Responsibilities and Chores: Discuss approaches to assigning chores and allowances to promote self-sufficiency among children and prepare them for independent living. From instilling responsibility to teaching essential life skills, join Patrick and Gastor in navigating the journey of parenthood. Tune in for a laughter-filled and insightful episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation. Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com