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In the latest episode of the podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This," hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau kick off by discussing their personal health challenges, including dealing with persistent illness and sore throats after a recent trip to Denver. They talk about their TV viewing habits, specifically the shows "Severance" and "White Lotus," and the impact of separate viewing experiences. The conversation then shifts to Ross's involvement in a lactation eating specialist program, highlighting societal issues surrounding women's bodies and breastfeeding. The duo also reflects on their exercise routines, struggles to incorporate fitness into family life, and amusing anecdotes about their pets. They celebrate personal milestones, including Patrick's 44th birthday and Ross's 16 years of sobriety, and wrap up the episode with a pitch for their Patreon offerings. Action items are assigned, including plans for content creation and resolving audio issues.
Notes️ Podcast Introduction (00:00 - 03:00)
Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau introducing episode 182 of 'We Hired a Sitter for this'
Patrick and Ross discuss their recent sickness and how it has affected their lives and podcasting schedule.
They emphasize the importance of maintaining their recording schedule despite personal challenges.
The couple reflects on their shared viewing experiences of shows like "Severance" and "White Lotus" as a way to connect.
Ross has a sore throat; both hosts have been dealing with sickness for 10 days
They mention watching TV shows Severance and White Lotus
Patrick mentions Ross watched Severance without him which affected their TV time together
Health and Travel Updates (03:00 - 07:15)
Hosts recently returned from Denver where they visited Patrick's brother
Everyone involved in the trip got sick
Patrick apologizes for audio quality issues in previous episode
Patrick mentions having an 'achy nut' which may be related to illness
They note it's April Fool's Day and express dislike for misinformation pranks
Ross mentions working with a financial advisor and having assignments
Lactation Specialist Discussion (07:15 - 12:30)
Ross discusses taking a lactation eating specialist program
Conversation about how lactation connects to broader issues about women's bodies
Ross shares how breastfeeding in public was once illegal and remains controversial
Discussion about societal attitudes toward women's bodies and breastfeeding
Anecdote about seeing a mother breastfeeding at a playground in Denver
Exercise and Family Life (12:30 - 19:00)
Patrick mentions being behind on workouts, promising 3-5 weekly sessions but only completing one
They discuss doing exercises at playgrounds with their child
Conversation about incorporating exercise into daily routine ('stacking')
Discussion about their dog Peggy's personality compared to their niece's dog Scout
Peggy is described as self-interested while Scout is emotionally attuned to her family
Personal Updates (19:00 - 23:25)
Patrick celebrated his 44th birthday on March 20th
Ross celebrated 16 years of sobriety
Birthday celebration at Kellogg diner with their daughter Franny
Humorous discussion about 'bagel stackers' at Panera Bread
Episode ends with a pitch for their Patreon starting at 1.99/month for full episodes and 5/month for bonus content
Ep. 181 “Puke & Rally”
Episode 181
Wednesday, March 26, 2025 • Duration 29:18
In the latest episode of the 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast, hosted by Ross and Patrick, they convene in a lively outdoor setting in Centennial, Colorado, amidst the background buzz of construction noise. The episode kicks off with a humorous recount of travel mishaps, including an early morning cab ride incident involving Ross's daughter, Fran, which set the tone for their family visit, crowded with 12 relatives sharing a house. The discussion delves into Ross's surprising experience at a hot yoga class, where the unanticipated heat led to lightheadedness and an emotional outburst, drawing parallels to the intensity of such experiences. The hosts also cherish moments spent with family, like ice cream binges, and consider expanding their podcast's reach through Patreon subscription tiers, as they contemplate recording a podcast with their siblings that evening.
Notes
️ Podcast Introduction and Setting (00:00 - 05:00)
Ross and Patrick hosting the 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast, episode 181
Recording in Colorado in the backyard of Ross's brother PJ's home
Discussing recording outside with construction noise in the background
Setting described as Centennial, Colorado, with a princess castle nearby
Mentioned that episodes are now also on YouTube
Travel Mishaps and Family Visit (05:00 - 15:00)
Travel began with a 'fire drill' - Fran (Ross and Patrick's daughter) vomited in the cab on the way to the airport at 4am
Had to rush back upstairs to change clothes before continuing to airport
The family handled the situation efficiently, working as a team
Currently visiting family in Colorado with 12 people in the house
Ross's father, sister, brother, sister-in-law, and brother's in-laws all present
Children experiencing typical 'spring break sickness'
️ Hot Yoga Experience (15:00 - 25:00)
Ross attended a hot yoga class that wasn't labeled as 'hot yoga' on the booking app
Ross felt lightheaded due to the combination of heat and elevation (5,280 ft)
Had to leave the class early due to near-fainting symptoms
Experienced unexpected emotional response (crying) after leaving the class
Discussion about how hot yoga creates manufactured intense experiences
Connection made between hot yoga, breath control, and cult-like leadership
Family Time and Podcast Updates (25:00 - 29:10)
Ross sharing about ice cream binges with his father as a bonding experience
Discussion about the family enjoying quality time together
Mention of their Patreon account that currently has no subscribers
Considering offering different tier options for the podcast (possibly $1-2)
Alternative idea of releasing partial episodes on free feed with full versions on Patreon
Ep. 180 “Children of Pauls”
Episode 180
Wednesday, March 19, 2025 • Duration 49:43
In episode 180 Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau first focused on the technical setup by checking audio levels and introducing themselves, alongside their pet Peggy Pickles. Next, they delved into a financial discussion about populating their Patreon page with unique content, including a potential naked comedy set, and the importance of hiring a financial counselor. They also shared updates on personal projects like Patrick's upcoming documentary and comedy special, grappling with the uncertainties of income from these ventures. The conversation shifted to family life, including anecdotes from a recent outing with their daughter, followed by plans for an upcoming trip to Colorado for family visits and comedy shows, with a mention of exploring Meow Wolf. Finally, they lightheartedly joked about their fathers and considered a reality show concept featuring them, while also expressing interest in researching their family genealogy. Key action items included setting up their Patreon account, meeting with a financial planner, promoting Patrick's shows, and starting a family tree project.
Notes
️ Podcast Recording Setup (00:01 - 05:00)
Checking audio levels and equipment
Discussing episode number (possibly 180)
Introducing hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau
Mentioning Peggy Pickles (possibly a pet)
Financial Discussion and Patreon (05:00 - 15:00)
Planning to populate Patreon with content
Discussing potential Patreon content (e.g., naked comedy set)
Talking about hiring a financial planner/counselor (Jen Mayer from We Are Fully Funded)
Discussing the importance of hiring professionals for various life aspects
Personal Projects and Career (15:00 - 25:00)
Mentioning upcoming documentary "Tom Dustin Portrait of a Comedian"
Discussing Patrick's comedy special release on April 22nd
Talking about uncertainties regarding income from these projects
Family and Personal Life (25:00 - 35:00)
Discussing recent trip to a play place with their daughter
Sharing funny observations about other parents and children at the play place
Talking about the challenges of parenting in public spaces
️ Upcoming Trip to Colorado (35:00 - 45:00)
Planning visit to family in Colorado
Mentioning Patrick's comedy shows in Denver and Boulder
Discussing potential visit to Meow Wolf
Family Dynamics and Humor (45:00 - 50:15)
Joking about their fathers' different personalities and habits
Discussing potential reality show idea featuring their dads
Mentioning interest in exploring family genealogy
Action items
Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau
Set up Patreon account and populate with content (04:54)
Prepare for meeting with financial planner Jen Mayer on Thursday (06:51)
Consider visiting Meow Wolf during Colorado trip (41:55)
Start family tree on heritage.com (48:14)
Patrick Holbert
Promote upcoming comedy shows in Denver and Boulder (42:44)
Ep. 179 “American Pickers”
Episode 179
Wednesday, March 12, 2025 • Duration 52:43
In Episode 179 of "We Hired a Sitter For This," hosts Ross Erin Martineau and Patrick Holbert initiated the session with a personal anecdote from Ross about his past nose injury, setting a conversational tone. They delved into topics of body image, discussing dermatillomania, body dysmorphia, and societal pressures surrounding physical appearance, while reflecting on their evolving self-perceptions with age; this included conversations about aging, physical discomfort, and the objectification of women's bodies. They also shared insights on entertainment, discussing reality TV and CBS sitcoms, before transitioning to the challenges of freelance work, covering issues such as late payments, advocacy for fair treatment, and the effects of AI on their industry. Key action items included Ross's plans to set up a Patreon for listener engagement and revenue, while Patrick needs to secure HBO Max login details for future show discussions.
Notes
️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:05 - 10:27)
Recording setup and audio syncing discussed
Introduction of hosts Ross Aaron Margeneau and Patrick Holbert
Episode 179 of "We Hired a Sitter" podcast
Discussion about Ross's past nose injury and surgery experience
Conversation about body image and self-consciousness
Body Image and Self-Perception (10:28 - 22:02)
Talked about dermatillomania and Ross's experience with it
Discussed body dysmorphia and societal pressures on appearance
Conversation about breast size and its impact during adolescence
Patrick shared his changing preferences in physical attraction over time
Aging and Self-Perception (22:02 - 32:18)
Discussion about noticing physical changes with age
Conversation about neck pain and physical discomfort
Talked about Ross's experience with pregnancy and body changes
Discussion about societal expectations and objectification of women's bodies
TV Shows and Family (32:18 - 42:25)
Discussed various reality TV shows they're watching
Conversation about CBS sitcoms and Fran's reaction to them
Talked about wildfires in different locations
Discussion about freelance work and payment issues
Freelance Work and Finances (42:25 - 54:41)
Detailed discussion about freelance work challenges
Conversation about late payments and advocating for fair treatment
Discussed the impact of AI on their work
Talked about tax filing and potential extensions
Interruption by someone at the door
Ep. 178 “Expired Hand Cream”
Episode 178
Wednesday, March 5, 2025 • Duration 50:41
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Overview
In the "Expired Hand Cream" podcast recording, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau discuss various topics while managing technical difficulties from their remote locations in Appleton, Wisconsin, and Brooklyn, New York. The meeting opens with an introduction and conversation about the challenges of podcasting remotely, followed by Patrick contemplating an extended stay in Appleton and the associated accommodation logistics. Personal anecdotes emerge, including Patrick's purchases for skincare and their differing perspectives on shopping habits. The duo then dives into their entertainment preferences, reminiscing about past vacations and current favorite shows. They also update each other on work-related projects, including a fundraiser yoga class Ross is planning and Patrick's upcoming comedy gigs, while considering a Patreon setup for their podcast. Action items were assigned to both hosts, including deciding on accommodation and coordinating future recordings.
Notes
️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:00 - 09:15)
Patrick Holbert and Ross Aaron Martineau hosting 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast
Recording remotely from Appleton, Wisconsin and Brooklyn, New York
Discussing technical difficulties and remote podcast setup
Ross mentions feeling tired from teaching yoga and parenting
Accommodation and Travel Logistics (09:15 - 18:43)
Patrick considering extending stay in Appleton due to gap in schedule
Debating whether to pay extra for current accommodation or find cheaper option in Chicago
Ross advises Patrick to stay in current comfortable accommodation
Patrick shares story about previous uncomfortable Airbnb experience in New Mexico
Personal Care and Shopping Habits (18:45 - 27:55)
Patrick bought diabetic hand lotion from Marshalls due to dry skin
Discussing Patrick's tendency to opt for cheaper options
Ross expresses concern over Patrick's shopping habits and self-care choices
Entertainment and Media Discussion (27:55 - 39:01)
Ross watching Real Housewives of Potomac
Reminiscing about their first vacation together in Bermuda
Patrick mentions discussing TV show 'Traitors' with fellow comedians
Conversation about comedian Robbie Hoffman and her work
Work and Personal Updates (39:01 - 50:33)
Ross planning fundraiser yoga class for Make the Road New York
Patrick sharing upcoming comedy show dates in Illinois
Discussing potential Patreon setup for the podcast
Brief mention of past experiences in TV production
Wrapping up the podcast and planning future recordings
Action items
Patrick Holbert
Patrick to decide on extending stay in Appleton (10:00)
Patrick to include Ross's fundraiser information in podcast notes (41:45)
Ross Aaron Martineau
Ross to send link for fundraiser yoga class information (41:45)
Unassigned
Both to work on setting up Patreon for the podcast (40:32)
Plan another Zoom call before Patrick returns home (50:16)
Ep. 177 “Backward Peg Leg”
Episode 177
Wednesday, February 26, 2025 • Duration 43:28
Overview
In episode 177 of the “We Hired a Sitter for This” podcast, hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Martineau reflect on their eight years of marriage and podcasting, while sharing personal updates including Ross’s upcoming yoga class fundraiser on March 8th and his 11-day trip, as well as Patrick’s fitness journey. They also discuss their careers—Patrick’s role as a life coach and Ross’s work as a yoga instructor and postpartum doula—before brainstorming ideas for establishing a Patreon account to offer additional content, including yoga classes and Ross’s journey of sobriety as he celebrates 16 years. Action items include preparing for the yoga fundraiser, sourcing a microphone for yoga classes, and setting up the Patreon account.
Notes
🎙️ Podcast Introduction and Reflection (00:00 - 11:05)
Episode 177 of ‘We Hired a Sitter for This’ podcast
Hosts Patrick Holbert and Ross Martineau
Reflecting on 8 years of marriage and podcasting
Discussion about Ross’s Friday night yoga class and playlist curation
Upcoming fundraiser yoga class on March 8th with live DJ
🏋️ Personal Updates and Relationship Reflection (11:05 - 21:59)
Patrick’s recent workout routine and fitness goals
Ross’s upcoming 11-day trip
Reflection on their 8-year marriage and 14-year relationship
Discussion about the challenges of early parenthood
Appreciation for each other’s support in personal and professional goals
💼 Career and Content Creation (21:59 - 31:52)
Patrick’s work as a life coach/sober companion
Ross’s work as a yoga instructor and postpartum doula
Discussion about creating a Patreon for additional content
Brainstorming ideas for Patreon tiers and content
💰 Patreon Plans and Future Content (31:52 - 42:59)
Decision to start a Patreon with $5/month base tier
Ideas for Patreon content: yoga classes, birth work commentary, comedy sets
Discussion about balancing professional and personal content
Ross’s upcoming 16-year sobriety anniversary
Plans for a special Patreon episode about Ross’s sobriety journey
Action Items
Ross Martineau
Prepare for fundraiser yoga class on March 8th (04:15)
Patrick Holbert
Help Ross find a Britney Spears-style microphone for yoga classes (04:36)
Unassigned
Set up Patreon account and determine content tiers (31:52)
Record a Patreon episode about Ross’s 16 years of sobriety (41:17)
Ep. 176 “Stage 4 Billionaire”
Episode 176
Wednesday, February 19, 2025 • Duration 43:13
Overview
In the Solo Podcast Recording meeting titled "Stage 4 Billionaire," host Patrick Holbert introduces the latest episode of his podcast "We Hired a Sitter for This" and shares personal updates, including reflections on his 8th wedding anniversary and a recent comedy show experience. He reminisces about childhood rollerblading, discusses the complexities of adult friendships, and expresses concerns about wealth inequality and economic challenges, particularly in the subscription-based economy. Alongside critiques of social media's impact on artists and views on Trump's policies, Patrick outlines his upcoming comedy performances and expresses a commitment to advancing his career in comedy and filmmaking. Key action items include performing at various venues, participating in a fundraiser, and attending a film premiere.
Notes
️ Podcast Introduction and Personal Updates (00:00 - 09:36)
Patrick Holbert introduces 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast
Discusses personal appearance and recording setup
Mentions 176th episode and recent solo recordings
Reflects on 8th wedding anniversary with Ross
Shares anecdote about Nathan Lee attending a comedy show
Reflections on Past and Present (09:37 - 22:28)
Reminisces about childhood activities, particularly rollerblading
Discusses the perception of rollerblading vs. skateboarding
Reflects on maintaining friendships into adulthood
Mentions current work situation and financial concerns
Expresses frustration with billionaires and wealth inequality
Economic and Social Commentary (22:28 - 34:56)
Critiques subscription-based economy and its impact on artists
Discusses the role of social media in advertising
Expresses concern about the future of work and retirement
Shares thoughts on Trump's economic policies and manufacturing
Proposes ideas for revitalizing American manufacturing
️ Upcoming Events and Personal Goals (34:58 - 43:08)
Lists upcoming comedy shows and dates
Mentions premiere of 'Tom Dustin Portrait of a Comedian'
Expresses desire to focus on comedy and filmmaking career
Discusses recent editing work and future aspirations
Congratulates Gastor on directorial debut
Action items
Patrick Holbert
Perform at Fairfield Comedy Circle in Connecticut (36:40)
Emcee at the Laugh Tour in Jersey City (37:33)
Feature at Tilly's Farm Table in Westchester County (37:40)
Potentially perform in Denver during family trip (38:10)
Perform in Sullivan County and Binghamton (38:32)
Participate in Josh Tatum's fundraiser show in Highland, NY (38:39)
Attend NYC premiere of 'Tom Dustin Portrait of a Comedian' at Quad Cinemas (38:46)
Ep. 175 “A Brief Hold”
Episode 175
Wednesday, February 12, 2025 • Duration 21:13
Overview
In the latest episode of "We Hired a Sitter for This," the host shares a candid monologue reflecting on their challenging week, marked by fatigue from recent flu and Covid vaccinations, and the struggles of juggling a busy career as a stand-up comedian in New York City while managing financial stress. The episode recounts enjoyable weekend moments spent playing in the snow with their daughter, Franny, and visiting the Whitney Museum, though it took a turn as post-outing food choices led to health concerns. The host discusses a particularly tough day at work dealing with mental health clients and a chaotic encounter with an impatient customer at a car rental, highlighting the pressures of capitalism and customer service expectations. Throughout the monologue, the host expresses a desire to adopt healthier eating habits and a commitment to maintain a consistent podcast release schedule while embracing more of the cultural experiences New York City has to offer.
Notes
️ Podcast Introduction and Host's Current State (00:00 - 05:05)
Podcast: "We Hired a Sitter for This"
Host feeling unwell after receiving flu and Covid vaccines
Recording late due to fatigue and busy schedule
Stand-up comedian in New York City
Financial stress and hustling for work
️ Weekend Activities and Family Time (05:05 - 09:53)
Played in snow with daughter Franny
Visited Whitney Museum on free Second Sunday
Crowded museum experience with Franny
Ate at Shake Shack, possibly causing illness
Health Concerns and Work Challenges (09:55 - 15:00)
Feeling sick after eating junk food
Desire to break unhealthy eating habits
Difficult day at work with mental health clients
Encounter with a challenging customer (Karen) at car rental return
Car Rental Return Incident (15:00 - 21:05)
Chaotic scene at Enterprise car rental
Worker overwhelmed by multiple customers and constant phone calls
Karen's disruptive behavior and worker's emotional breakdown
Reflection on capitalism and customer expectations
Action items
Unassigned
Maintain consistent podcast release schedule (01:33)
Consider making more effort to experience New York City culture (08:10)
Use current illness as motivation to break unhealthy eating habits (10:39)
Ep. 174 “Documental Health”
Episode 174
Wednesday, February 5, 2025 • Duration 41:35
Overview
In the podcast episode titled "174 Pod.mp3," co-host Patrick Holbert shares insights into his journey with the show "We Hired a Sitter for This," originally launched in 2017 as "Who Cares about Ross and Patrick?" This episode features a solo discussion about the exciting launch of the documentary trailer for "Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian," which Patrick directed and filmed alongside Joe List, highlighting themes of friendship, career paths, and mental health in the comedy realm. He also reflects on his past documentary experiences, including challenging shoots from MTV's True Life series, and looks ahead to upcoming comedy shows and a special set to release on Comedy Dynamics in April. Action items for listeners include watching the documentary trailer and attending Patrick's live shows.
Notes
️ Podcast Introduction and Background (00:00 - 11:01)
Podcast titled "We Hired a Sitter for This"
Started with wife Ross Martineau in 2017
Changed name from "Who Cares about Ross and Patrick?" a year ago
Co-hosted with Gastor Almonte for the past year
Current episode is a solo recording by Patrick
Documentary Project with Joe List (11:01 - 20:44)
Launching official trailer for documentary with Joe List
Documentary titled "Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian"
Filmed in Key West for four days in February 2023
Explores long-term friendship, career paths, and mental health in comedy
Patrick's experience shooting and directing the documentary
Personal Experiences in Documentary Filmmaking (20:44 - 32:13)
Reflection on past documentary work, including True Life series for MTV
Experience filming with Danielle from Real Housewives of New Jersey
Challenging and sometimes dangerous situations while filming
Insights into the documentary filmmaking process
Upcoming Projects and Shows (32:14 - 41:27)
Patrick's upcoming comedy shows and appearances
Special coming out in April on Comedy Dynamics via Amazon
Featuring for Ian Finance in Wisconsin and Ron on Hirshberg in Chicago
Importance of maintaining consistent podcast episodes
Action items
Unassigned
Watch and comment on Joe List's documentary trailer on YouTube (03:41)
Attend Patrick's show at Grizzly Pair at midnight on February 5th (38:43)
Attend Don't Tell New Jersey show in Jersey City on Saturday at 7pm (38:47)
Watch Patrick's special on Comedy Dynamics via Amazon in April (39:06)
Ep. 173 “Gabby’s Dollhouse of Horrors”
Episode 173
Wednesday, January 29, 2025 • Duration 46:57
In the latest episode of 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast, titled "Gabby's Dollhouse of Horrors," Patrick records solo from his home studio in Bushwick, NYC, utilizing the time freed up by a client cancellation to discuss various personal and professional updates. He shares insights on his renewed commitment to treadmill workouts and candidly addresses struggles with sugar addiction, while also reflecting on recent stand-up performances, including a surprise gig at a fundraiser. Patrick recounts a challenging family outing to the Brooklyn Children’s Museum and contemplates upcoming travel plans, including shows in Wisconsin and a family trip to Colorado. As he looks toward the future, he considers potential shifts in his podcasting career and outlines actionable steps for enhancing his show’s reach, such as booking studio time with guests and improving his website.
Notes
️ Podcast Introduction and Setup (00:00 - 07:56)
Episode 173 of 'We Hired a Sitter for This' podcast
Patrick recording alone in his home studio in Bushwick, NYC
Multitasking due to a client cancellation
Discusses potential studio recordings with guests
️ Personal Updates and Exercise (07:56 - 17:20)
Resumed treadmill workouts with hill incline setting
Discussing sugar addiction and body image concerns
Commiserating with friend Pat V. about sweets addiction
Mentions documentary work with Joe List
Weekend Comedy Shows (17:21 - 27:50)
Performed at Laugh Tour comedy club in Jersey City
Surprise gig at 'Butt Disco' fundraiser for Burning Man group
Detailed experience of performing at a karate dojo in Maplewood, NJ
Reflections on audience interactions and performance challenges
Family Activities and Challenges (27:51 - 37:00)
Visit to Brooklyn Children's Museum for Gabby's Dollhouse event
Crowded and overwhelming experience at the museum
Face painting line and moral dilemma about line-cutting
Concerns about sanitation and crowded spaces
️ Future Plans and Financial Reflections (37:01 - 46:49)
Upcoming shows in Wisconsin and potential Chicago gigs
Family trip to Colorado from March 22nd to 28th
Gratitude for family's financial support for the trip
Reflections on podcast future and potential career focus shifts
Action items
Patrick
Consider booking studio space for recording podcast episodes with guests (03:01)
Get either COVID or flu vaccine (29:07)
Update website calendar with upcoming shows (46:32)
Sell merchandise at shows (46:42)
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