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"You Need to Hmmmm for your Breathalyzer" RHOC S18 E08
"Let Me Sit Here in My Whoreness " RHONJ S14 E14 & RHOC S18 E06
We are so sorry for the inconsistency with our releases, 2024 has been proving to be a tough year for us. And Jess is so sorry for the OC recap this week. She was not fully caught up so the recap might be a bit all over the place, but Robert finishes it up well!
Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E14: This was.. a .. reunion... - no, no it wasn't.
Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E06: Welp! Jess messed up and the ladies were on vaca!
Hello Housemates!!! We are spilling the tea and talking all things Real Housewives of NJ with .. drumroll please.... Simone from the Bravo's Housevibes podcast!!!
This is our first time having a guest on the pod and we are so excited to share. =)
Make sure you check out Bravo's Housevibes on all podcast platforms and social media, & give them some love!
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And can we please stop talking about whether or not Meredith was at her father’s memorial?! Not only is it in insensitive, rude, and f**** up but it is also a story line, NO ONE wants!
“You Smell Like Horse” - Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City S02 E19
Happy Lunar New Year!!!
Ok, so this episode started out as a canter and ended in a gallop. No one needed, or wanted this story line about Meredith’s father.. and MARY GO HOME.
Due to the problematic cast, and the uncovering of Jennie’s social media posts, this recap is a bit different than our normal. Please bear with us as we figure out how to best navigate recapping such a.. dare we say.. toxic cast.
Moving forward: We will be including a new show. (We still want to have some fun!) We will still cover RHOSLC, just VERY briefly. AND We will no longer cover Jennie.
“That Red Flag has Fireworks” - RHOC S16 E07, VPR S09 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S06 E01
Mention It All: So about the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Jennie…
Vanderpump Rules S09 E15: Thank god this is the season finale! Scheana and Brock you are both the absolute worst and SO meant to be.
Real Housewives of the OC S16 E07: Why are we supposed to like Noella again? Emily you are hilarious!
Summer House S06 E01: Oh it feels so good to cover this show!! We cannot wait to get into all the toxic relationships, the drama, and emotional roller coasters that this season has in store!
Mary, you have earned yourself a nickname... now just what should it be? Tell us what you think on our Instagram, @therealhousematesofnewyork and give us a follow. =) And we love you Heather & Whitney! <3
I would definitely not want to cook an egg for Mary... can you get a DUI for drunk dog sledding... and please also send us to the outer darkness if we ever end up in Mary’s bed! #chaos
“Third World Two” - Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S01 Ep 01-04
Our dreams have FINALLY come true and we were given this gift from the Peacock gods. Any Real Housewives fan understands the beauty that is Ultimate Girls Trip! We love you all.. EXCEPT RAMONA.. No one likes you.
Key - Voldetwat = Ramona
Timestamps: Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:00:57 Day 1: 00:00:57 -> 00:16:01 Day 2: 00:16:01 -> 00:35:25 Day 3: 00:35:25 -> 00:52:38 Day 4: 00:52:38 -> end
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Mention it all: A LOT has happened in the Bravosphere! From Dorit’s home burglary to Zayn and Yolanda to diving into Brock a bit.. There was a lot to cover.
RHOBH REUNION PART 3: Crystal, you may not be a favorite of ours, but we stand behind you, F*** THE HATE!
Vanderpump Rules S09E05: Team Katie! Everyone else… we have some thoughts.
“Don’t Get Pregnant and Don’t Get a Disease” - Heather
We love our Meredith Marks Love You Baby Bye sweatshirts!
Intro: Damn, I totally knew about this Randall and Lala split!
Mary, why are you with Robert Sr.? Jen.. how are you affording those snowflakes? Jennie, we hear you and hate that your husband is being so pushy. Heather, you are hilarious, we love you! Poor John and Justin, they just wanted a nice dinner. Leave it to Lisa… to ruin it all. Whitney, we believe you 100%!
"Brock is a Cock, Low-Budget Rant, & RHOBH ENDGAME"
Mention it all - More on Vicki Gunvalson & Steve Lodge.. Mary M Cosby and her son are in some legal trouble...
Vanderpump Rules S09E03 What is it about pickle-ball?! That is one f***** up game of Jenga. Raquel, we love you! But Brock… you are a cock. Rachella?..
RHOP S06E14 - Salad Tossing and tea bagging - Oh Karen. This is just a big Candiace rant.
RHOBH REUNION PART 1 - ANDDD it has begun! Garcelle, queen, we LOVE YOU. You held your ground, kept your composure and OWNED your very first in person reunion! As for the rest of you, and by rest of you we mean Dorit, Rinna and ESPECIALLY ERIKA, GO F*** OFF. DO NOT COME for Garcelle. And do not get us started on “alleged victims” … Erika, there are not enough words to describe how much we hate you.
Intro : Happy National Coming Out Day! 🏳️🌈 We need to discuss the Ultimate Girls Trip promo!
RECAP: Jen “apologizes” to Brooks… but do we believe her? .. spoiler we don’t Heather and Meredith’s sex convo inspired us to talk about how we got “the talk.” Whitney and Lisa not being friends is ok.. Them pretending to make up and then *cough* Lisa *cough* stirring shit up is not.
"Salad Tossing, NY Times Best Sellers & The Bunny’s Back"
Intro- We started Midnight Mass on Netflix and need to talk about it a bit. And Bravo TV, thanks!
Mention it all - Lala… you are turning to Jax.. We have some feelings about this Nicki Minaji RHOP reunion news.
RHOP S6 E13 - We are team Mia all day! Candiace.. Just stfu and DO NOT bring moms into the fight. THE LETTUCE OFF!
Vanderpump Rules S09E02 Schwartz looks like he might have eyes for Brock.. Sandavol better be careful! And the junk to thigh ratio.. Hilarious! Ariana, Ariana, Ariana, girl, I think you need to take a better look at your fiances. Who knew the rave tent at Coachella was the most romantic place on earth? Lala, great you wrote a book, that doesn’t mean you are entitled to be a NY Times BestSeller. We have our own ranking for this fashion show!
RHOBH S11 E20 - We love you Kathy and your lampshade hat, and Sutton and the silent communication you both have together. F*** Off you stupid Fox Fource F*** Ups and this stupid F***ing dinner and STFU Kyle! Chinese New Year!! Sutton won’t back down, Rinna.. That wig.. That look.., Crystal you look AMAZING, and f*** off Erika!
Intro - We are tired.. So excuse our lack of rants.
It is Casino Night and boy .. all bets were off!
Meredith, Heather and Whitney we love you! Angie, you are such a wonderful addition to the ladies! We cannot wait to see more of you and your family. Jen.. while you weren’t the absolute worst this episode.. We still don’t like you. Lisa… Lisa… Lisa… own your sh**. #overit
Christine Chiu from Bling Empire almost was a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills? We are going to miss Porsha on RHOA
RHOP S6 E12 -
Grace, maybe you shouldn’t be driving that car. Gizelle must really be excited for Halloween cause her house is dressed up as Frankenstein. WE ARE SO OVER CANDLES! That event was definitely shady, not quite reasonable.
RHOBH S11E19 -
Kathy’s 5 S’s had us dying! Lisa Rinna telling Erika’s burglary story was even more ridiculous than when Erika told it. Wait… Erika is talking to Sutton?! If we were doing aquatic yoga with Rinna, we would have pushed her in EVERY time she was standing on that board. Sutton getting on that boat was hilarious! This game of never have I ever uncovered more than expected about these women.
Vanderpump Rules S09E01
Starting off with TomTom, we missed you but maybe don’t name your new bar Shwartz & Sandy’s. James Kennedy, we do not believe you are sober.. Stop rage texting and why is it always about food?! Hibachi dinner in your backyard?! YES PLEASE! Between LaLa and Scheana, we are team LaLa, BUT between LaLa and Ariana, we are ALWAYS TEAM ARIANA!
Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:25
Mention it all: 00:05:25 -> 00:15:13
RHOP: 00:15:13 -> 00:38:08
RHOBH: 00:38:08 -> 01:06:32
RHOBH: 01:06:32 -> 01:38:48
Outro: 01:38:48 -> end
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Intro - Instead of our rant we spill all the Bravo/Real Housewives tea! From Cynthia Bailey’s news about RHOA, to who ACTUALLY was talking about Erika and Tom’s issues at Andy’s baby shower.
Heather and Whitney, you both bring joy and fun to show. And Meredith, you will always be our queen! We stand behind you all the way! Jennie, the argument you had over expanding your family was sad, but you overstepped. And…Jen… good attempt at uniting the ladies over ice fishing, but how about you just take some accountability, own your sh** and apologize. #overit
"Kathy Finally Got Dorit to STFU and Candiace Threw her Whole Husband Under the Bus" - speaks for itself
Mention it all - Some personal Mention it all for Robert. Can Denise Richards PLEASE replace Erika? Diving into the twitter drama between Mary and Whitney
RHOP S6 E11 - Let’s Drive Back, in Gizelle’s Gucci car and burn ALL the candles!
RHOBH S11E18 - Honestly, we are so over Erika and the rest of these women. We are here for, and ONLY for Garcelle and Sutton.
Charred Churros and Burned Relationships - RHOSLC S02 E02
Heather calls the fraud [Jen] out in an ice cave with.. Churros?! The fraud doesn’t deserve any extra energy Meredith. #disengage Jenny, your daughter is HILARIOUS! Whitney and Heather are us shopping, we love it.
"Garcelle the truth slayer takes Dorit to task & Candiace STFU. " - speaks for itself
Mention it all - Bethenny Frankel MENTIONED IT ALL and spilled the tea on what SHE knew about Erika! NO RHONY REUNION?! We have the tea on Mary M Coby's cult.... we mean church. We found some things out about Nektaria...
RHOP S6 E10 - Candiace.. you earned these rants about you.. Karen, its SURRY not SERRY and maybe try filming it IN SURRY... Was this Goddess picnic a success?
RHOBH S11E17 - NO ONE BELIEVES A THING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH ERIKA! PK and Mauricio deserve diamonds with what they are bringing to this season [fix the ankle not the brain!]. Kyle pick a side.. and Dorit STFU!