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"You Need to Hmmmm for your Breathalyzer" RHOC S18 E08

Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E08:
Why does Teddy Gnatencamp always need to show up?!

TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:07:10
MENTION IT ALL - 00:07:10 - 00:20:54
RHOC - 00:20:54 - 00:42:05
F*MARRYKILL - 00:42:05 - END

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"Let Me Sit Here in My Whoreness " RHONJ S14 E14 & RHOC S18 E06

We are so sorry for the inconsistency with our releases, 2024 has been proving to be a tough year for us. And Jess is so sorry for the OC recap this week. She was not fully caught up so the recap might be a bit all over the place, but Robert finishes it up well! 

Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E14:
This was.. a .. reunion... - no, no it wasn't.

Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E06:
Welp! Jess messed up and the ladies were on vaca! 

Timestamps:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:11:28
MENTION IT ALL: 00:11:28 - 00:29:43
RHONJ: 00:29:43 - 00:54:40
RHOC: 00:54:40 - 01:14:35
F*MARRYKILL: 01:14:35 - END

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A Demon and Apple Juice - VPR S11 REUNION PART 1, THE VALLEY S01 E09, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E13, & RHONJ S14 E02

Did we go to the Page Six Reali-Tea Live Show? Did one of us get hit on by Jesse Solomon? Did we have a blast? Yes, Yes, Yes! 

Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 1:
Lala just shut up! 

The Valley S01 E09:
Janet.. please go away.

Summer House S08 E13:
Kyle and Carl are the two biggest babies, you can't tell us otherwise. 

Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E02:
Team Jen Fessler always! 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 - 00:04:07
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:07 - 00:17:49
VPR: 00:17:49 - 00:40:40
THE VALLEY: 00:40:40 - 00:57:22
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:57:22 - 01:17:33
RHONJ: 01:17:33 - 01:28:29
F*MARRYKILL: 01:28:29 - END

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“Kyle & Ballgags” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E06, RHONJ S12 E04

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Where was this Teddi Mellencamp on RHOBH?
David is a great guy, but we all knew that.

Summer House S06 E06:
Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E04:
Why is it always about Teresa & Luis?!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:50
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:50 -> 00:10:42
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:10:42 -> 00:37:01
RHONJ: 00:37:01 -> 01:02:18
Outro: 01:02:18 -> End

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“Been There Done That” 

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S02 E21
Thank god we made it to the - incredibly underwhelming and boring -season finale.  

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:06:53
RHOSLC: 00:06:53 -> 00:36:35
Outro: 00:36:35 -> end

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“Why is the Fridge Beeping?” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E05, RHOC S16 E10, RHONJ S12 E03

Mention It All:
New lawsuit against Erika Jane!
WE HAVE THE TEA ABOUT DR. JEN.. AND IT IS HOT!

Summer House S06 E04:
THIS! THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE & FRANCHISE. The way this conversation was handled was **chef’s kiss** perfect!

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E10:
Microdosing, divorce, and pride!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E03:
We cannot choose between Dolores and Jackie, please don’t ask us to.  

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:03:58
MENTION IT ALL: 00:03:58 -> 00:14:17
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:14:17 -> 00:40:37
RHOC: 00:40:37 -> 00:55:28
RHONJ: 00:55:28 -> 01:20:09
Outro: 01:20:09 -> End

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Hello Housemates!!! 
We are spilling the tea and talking all things Real Housewives of NJ with .. drumroll please.... Simone from the Bravo's Housevibes podcast!!!

This is our first time having a guest on the pod and we are so excited to share. =) 

Make sure you check out Bravo's Housevibes on all podcast platforms and social media, & give them some love! 

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“Vagina Stacking” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E04, RHOC S16 E09, RHONJ S12 E02

Mention It All:
So about this RHOBH, Kathy Hilton/Lisa Rinna drama…

Summer House S06 E04:
Luke is back! Danielle is our sprit animal and we are HERE for Hot Hub Summer!

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E09:
:::yawn::: We hate Noella.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E02:
We are team Gia, not sorry.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:11
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:11 -> 00:15:38
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:15:38 -> 00:44:16
RHOC: 00:44:16 -> 01:00:47
RHONJ: 01:00:47 -> 01:28:09
Outro: 01:28:09 -> End

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“This is Really Rough Terrain” - RHOSLC S02 E20

Is it just us or is this season lasting FOREVER! 

And can we please stop talking about whether or not Meredith was at her father’s memorial?! Not only is it in insensitive, rude, and f**** up but it is also a story line, NO ONE wants!

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:04:44
RHOSLC: 00:04:44 -> 00:40:46
Outro: 00:40:46 -> end

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“Smoke, Mirrors & Foggy Diamonds” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E03, RHOC S16 E08, RHONJ S12 E01

Mention It All:
I mean, did we really think Teddy was going to last on Celebrity Big Brother after this?
Luke had some words about Paige.

Summer House S06 E02:
Really Craig, with the gaslighting? Andrea we love you!

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E08:
This is all Robert, Jess can’t take this season anymore.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E01:
NEW JERSEY IS BACK AND WE ARE PUMPED!!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:03:58
MENTION IT ALL: 00:03:58 -> 00:11:41
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:11:41 -> 00:41:54
RHOC: 00:41:54 -> 00:54:36
RHONJ: 00:54:36 -> 01:24:34
Outro: 01:24:34 -> End

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