The Listies Make U LOLcast – Details, episodes & analysis

Hello Listeroonis! 👋🐪

It's me, Nan I'm back again and standing completely still! 🧘‍♀️
I promised Rich I wouldn't interrupt his Poetry Corner this week… so I've decided not to move. At all. If you're reading this, please blink for me. 👁️

This week's episode is bursting like a bag of bum-shaped strawberries 🍓🍑 featuring:

🍑 The Bum Parade — five bum strawberries, one bum lemon, and so many bum pancakes. Thanks Arthur, Skye, Eddie, Olive, and Tom (6)!

🗑️ An Episode of Our Lives — Rich asks Matt to take the bins out. It goes exactly how you'd expect. (Terribly.)

🎬 Sponsor Time! — Blaise (10) brings us Dis Knee — the streaming service dedicated to knees! Featuring classics like Toe-zen, Finding Knee-mo, and Charlie and the Toenail Factory. 👣

🦥 Corrections this ep will be read by a very special guest, Sammy the Sloth. 

📜 Rich's Poetry Corner — with has just gotten a whole bunch of new spams - oops I mean fans.

Oh, and a quick side hustle update: 🐫🦶
To everyone whose camel still needs a Hoof Spa — there are plenty still available!

👅

Aloha,
Nan

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Hello down there! 👋🐕🧗‍♀️

It's Nan here, writing from the top of the new climbing wall I built inside the dog-wash trailer slash podcast studio. 🚿🎙️
I can't come down to push the buttons this week, so Matt will have to. SOZ!

In this Pod-Cow:
🪨 Einstein drops by to explain what's going on with Matt's pet rocks, Pooglet and Twoglet 👁️👁️ (It's all relative, apparently.)
😂 A Kids' Jokes LOL-a-thon! starring jokes sent in by you Listeroonis! (Email yours to lolcast@thelisties.com 📧)
👀 Matt and Rich play "I Spy" in a Classic Episode of Our Lives — it's dramatic, emotional, and best of all, full of snacks.
🛋️ And finally, grab a throw cushion and join us in Rich's Poetry Corner. Trust me, you'll need that pillow 😉

So hold onto your harness — this episode's a real cliff-hanger!

Aloha,
Nan 👁️👋

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🎉🐶 The World's BEST Podcast Recorded in a Mobile Dog Trailer 🎧 

Hello, Listerooni!  👋

🎪 Roll up, roll up for the greatest show on Earth—NAN'S FLEA CIRCUS! 🦗🤹  

🐜 But while you're here, why not also listen to The Listies Make You LOLcast? 🤣 My fleas love it, and so will you!  

🚀 In this episode of our lives, Rich and Matt take a trip to the poo—💩 Oops, I mean zoo… or do I? You'll have to ask your ears 👂 once they've finished listening!  

🎭 PLUS we've got:  
🃏 Jug-loads of jokes!  
🍑 Butt-loads of bum fruits!  
💰 Silly sponsor suggestions from YOU!  

📢 Keep sending them in at 👉 www.thelisties.com 

🎧 Enjoy the FUN! 🚀  

Aloha,

NAN!  

P.S. Anyone know how to get fleas 🦗 out of a mobile dog wash? Asking for a friend.  

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*Official* The world's BEST podcast recorded in a mobile dog trailer.

Hello Listeroonis!

It's Nan here. Get your ears ready because Matt is on the sound effects this week. I told him he could only press two*.

In this ep, Rich unveils his latest invention—the Rhyme-a-Tron 3000, a machine designed to make poetry a pushover! Unfortunately when Matt decides to replace its power source with a banana, things take a disastrous turn. Will they escape the poetic curse, or are they doomed to rhyme forever?  I don't know because I'm in India relaxing, oops, I mean, writing my comedy show.

PLUS

We also have sponsor suggestions, a bum parade and the world de-butt of Rich's new poem 'PUNKtuation'. He says, it's the best poem ever to be written about punctuation full stop. 

Enjoy and don't forget to send us your letters to hello@thelisties.com

Aloha,

Nan

*please let me know if you hear more than two sounds.

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🎒BACK TO SCHOOL (with a Budgie in Charge?!)

Aloha Listeroonis,

Nan here! Except… I'm actually not here. I've gone 'Back to School' shopping, and in my place, I've left Fudgie the Budgie and a bell. What could possibly go wrong? (Answer: Everything.)

In this edition of the Pugcast, The Listies take a trip down memory lane with a classic Episode of Our Lives, read out some brilliant sponsor suggestions sent in by you, and of course, Rich graces (or disgraces) us with another poetic masterpiece—this time about Fish (called… "Fish"). It's deep. And wet. And only stinks a bit.

🐟🎭🖊️

Oh, and speaking of sponsors—this episode is brought to you by Aunty Berryl's Sit Nice and Quietly Teahouse, where the tea is hot, the chairs are comfy, and talking is strictly prohibited—but yelling is a must! 🤫☕

Got a joke, sponsor idea, or a pet with better leadership skills than Fudgie? Send them our way: hello@thelisties.com

Stay cheeky, stay chatty (unless you're at Aunty Berryl's), and stay tuned!

Nan & The Budgie Boss, Fudgie 🦜

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!OH MY FROG WE'RE BACK AGAIN!

Hello Listerooni's,

It's me, Nan, saying, 'Happy New Year! Happy Holidays! Happy Silly Season!' 🎉

What's the silliest thing you did during the holidays? Think you can out-silly this episode? Challenge accepted 😉

🚀 What do you get if you cross a mobile dog wash, a giant fish tank, and a dash of poetry? THE LISTIES MAKE YOU LOLCAST! 🎧

This episode is jam-packed with goodies sent in by you, our amazing listeners! Jokes, sensational sponsor ideas, and funny holiday photos—keep them coming! Have something fun to share? Send it to us! hello@thelisties.com

🖋️There's also a trip to Richard's Poetry Corner—where good times meet great rhymes (TM)...

Keep listening and keep laughing!

Aloha, Nan 🌺

P.S. Anyone want to buy a slightly cranky crocodile? No returns. 🐊

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Aloha Listeroonis,

Nan here, sliding into your ears with another chill episode of The Listies Make You SNOWcast. Did I just say SNOWcast? I meant LOLcast! (Oops… Shhhh don't tell Matt and Rich, they still think we're headed somewhere "cool".)

In this episode, Rich and Matt daydream about the theme parks they'd like to visit: Sensible Land and Epic Pete's World of Danger and Screaming. You can guess who wants to go where. Also, we take a dive into our Fan Mail/Spam Mail bag, and Rich unveils a piece of poetry cooler than a penguins bum.

Oh, and guess what? We've got a brand-new sponsor suggestion from one of you clever-rooni's! Marble Studios. Could this be the start of The "NCU?" Nan's Cinematic Universe. Stay tuned to find out.

If you've got jokes, sponsor suggestions, or even just want to say hi, email us at hello@thelisties.com. Who knows, maybe your idea will take us somewhere truly magical (or frozen solid, hehe).

That's all for now, snow angels! Stay cheeky, stay chilly, and don't forget your thermals.

Also Matt asked me to put these photos in the episode notes...

Hope they make you LOL. See you next year!

Aloha, Nan

P.S. Does anyone know how to get icicles off a mobile dogwash? Asking for a friend.

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Surf's up Listerooni!

Grab your swimmers, towel and sunscreen cause this pod is headed to the beach. Matt loves the beach but Richard? *ah, not so much* In fact he's written a 16 standza poem all about it! YIKES!

This episode sees The Listies jump inside their D.I.Y Time Machine (aka washing basket) and take a trip back to the time of William Sharkspeare. Did i say shark? It must be the beach talking.

We've also got Kids Jokes the Theme Song, kids jokes, sponsor suggestions and of course fruits and veggies that look like b*ms.

Enjoy.

Aloha,

Nan

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Hello Listerooni!

It's Nan here. Close your eyes, open your ears and get them ready for a sound-sational new delivery of the universe's besterest, most gramatically correctific podcast for families: The Listies Make You Burpcast. 

This episode takes place completely in the dark. Not cause I needed to nap cause I was let lagged from getting back from my latest podcasting cource in the Maldives, but because it helps me concentrate on listening... DEFINITELY NOT sleeping.

Inside the mobile dog-washing caravan/podcasting studio, Rich and Matt F.A.R.T (Fairytales are Really True), play an ad for Lying Tamers (Thanks Baila), and then Rich reads another of his wonderful, and not too long, poems.

Keep sending in your jokes, sponsor suggestions, No Silly Questions questions, and bum fruits/veggies. Check below to see this episode's favourite from Frances.

Until next time,

Nan

Zzz zzzzz zzzz 

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Hello Listeroonis,

Or should I say………. BOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Happy Halloween,

Rich, Matt and I (Nan) are terrifed to welcome you inside our haunted Podcastle for a spooktacular Halloween themed episode of The Universes No. 1 rated Banana themed podcast, The Listies Make You LOLcast.

Behind the drawbridge you'll find a jester's worth of jokes (submitted by actual Listeroonies), a court full of Corrections and a trip to the world's spookiest Smiggle, Pencillvania - MOAT!!!

A big thank you to everyone who's sent us audio clips, pictures and emails. Keep em coming!

Ooroo,

Nan.

*evil halloweeny laugh*

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