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Trivia Answer: It was 1962! Modern fantasy football can be traced back to Wilfred "Bill" Winkenbach, an Oakland, California businessman and limited partner in the Oakland Raiders. In a New York City hotel room during a 1962 Raiders cross-country trip, Winkenbach, Raiders public relations employee Bill Tunnel, and Oakland Tribune reporter Scotty Stirling developed the rules that would eventually become the basis of modern fantasy football.

The inaugural league was called the Greater Oakland Professional Pigskin Prognosticators League (GOPPPL), and the first draft took place in Winkenbach's home in Oakland in August 1963.[6] The league consisted of eight members: administrative affiliates of the American Football League, pro football journalists, and individuals who had purchased or sold 10 season tickets for the Raiders' 1963 season. Each roster consisted of two quarterbacks, four halfbacks, two fullbacks, four wide receivers or tight ends, two return specialists, two kickers, two defensive backs or linebackers, and two defensive linemen. The scoring system was entirely dependent on real-life scoring, and[a] The original system rewarded 25 points for a touchdown pass, rush, or reception, 25 for a field goal, 10 for an extra point, and 200 for a kickoff, punt, or interception that was returned for a touchdown. As of 2015, the GOPPPL was still active and had maintained the original scoring system.

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Non-Football Trivia

Seven times a film has won both the Best Actor and Actress awards…they are:

1) Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert for "It Happened One Night" (1934)

2) Jack Nicholson and Louise Fletcher for "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" (1975)

3) Peter Finch and Faye Dunaway for "Network" (1976)

4) Jon Voight and Jane Fonda for "Coming Home" (1978)

5) Henry Fonda and Katharine Hepburn for "On Golden Pond" (1981)

6) Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster for "Silence of the Lambs" (1991)

7) Helen Hunt and Jack Nicholson for “As Good As It Gets” (1997)

Football Trivia:

The Bengals have drafted three, Carson Palmer, Joey B, and Ohio State own Archie Griffin, the only two-time Heisman winner.  As for the all-time leader, the Lions have drafted 10!

NFL Franchise

Lions 10

Rams 9

Commanders 6

Oilers/Texans 6

Bonus stat fact…

Derek Henry has run for more yards after contact than any other back has yards total since 2018..

1. Derrick Henry               9,885

2. Henry, after contact   7,028

3. Nick Chubb                  6,533

4. Ezekiel Elliott               6,405

5. Joe Mixon                      6,187

6. Josh Jacobs                 6,085

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NFL Trivia Answer - Flacco joins a list of Hall of Famers or soon-to-be Hall of Famers

• Tom Brady (nine games in 2015 and nine from 2020-21), 

• Peyton Manning (nine games in 2014) 

• Warren Moon (eight games in 1995)

Non-Football Trivia answer - Kathy Bates in Misery is the only win in one of the major categories.  Shawshank Redemption had seven (7) nominations but failed to win a single one, getting run over by the Forrest Gump phenomenon.

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Trivia Answers

12 teams have never won the Super Bowl, and the Browns, Lions, Texans, and Jaguars have never made one.

1. Detroit Lions - Last NFL title 1957 before the Super Bowl Era

2. Cleveland Browns - Last NFL title 1964

3. Houston Texans - a recent expansion team

4. Minnesota Vikings - four trips to the big game, no wins

5. Buffalo Bills - see above

6. Atlanta Falcons - blame Tom Brady

7. Carolina Panthers - see above

8. Cincinnati Bengals - blame Joe Montana

9. Tennessee Titans - one yard more

10. Jacksonville Jaguars - another expansion team

11. Arizona Cardinals - last NFL title 1947!

12. Los Angeles Chargers - Steve Young and the 49ers

Other Trivia Answer—Around 31 storms have been Cat5 at some point in their lives, only three since 1960 are reported to have hit the USA in Cat5 strength.

1969 - Camille made landfall around Bay St. Louis, Mississippi, with winds around 175mph.  

1992 - Andrew hit Homestead AFB near Miami with winds around 165 mph

2018 - Michael landed near Mexico Beach, Florida, with winds around 160 mph.

Hugo and Maria both made landfall as large Cat4 storms with winds just under Cat5 limits. Interestingly, two of the three Cat5 storms to hit the USA happened in October…

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Trivia Answer – A QB has had 5 yards or less in an attempt 1155 times since 2000.  Only 29 times has a QB thrown for less than 5 yards an attempt and won the game.  (Nix included) 

That means in the modern era, if your QB throws for 5 yards or less an attempt…you have a 2.5% chance to win…

All time in the 16,000 or so games played this has only happened 534 times…

The three worst…are all under 3 yards an attempt!

1.     Miami’s own Ben Roethlisberger beat Cleveland 26-14 throwing 46 times for 123 yards, 2.7 yards an attempt in a 26-14 win. 

2.     The immortal Jake Delhomme and the Panthers beat the Raiders 17-6 while going 7-27 for 72 yards (2.7 an attempt). The Raiders QB Andrew Walter only managed 4.3 yards an attempt as well in a game with 7 turnovers.

3.     Nix’s win this weekend was the lowest of all, with a measly 2.4 yards an attempt

Five quarterbacks have won this way twice, including Farve, Bledsoe, Brad Johnson, Jim Miller, and Mike McMahon. The Bears have done it the most, four times! Cincinnati has done it twice, both times against the Browns.

Non-Football Trivia Answer

·        Reese’s Cups 22%

·        Snickers 14%

·        Hershey’s Chocolates 12%

·        Candy Corn 8%

Some states differ, in Arizona, Skittles comes out as number one. Michigan loves its Starbursts, and Montana goes crazy for Hot Tamales

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Trivia Answers: With an amazing 13 times, Jim Brown holds the all-time record for 150-yard games with two or more touchdowns.  He did it four times in 1958 alone! As a weird aside, about 12% of the time, the player is on the losing team, most recently Arian Foster with the Texans in 2012. Priest Holmes of the Chiefs was on the losing side four out of the five times he did it!

Illinois produces the most pumpkins, around 634 million pounds in 2022. Indiana and California follow with 161 and 122 million pounds, respectively.  

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Trivia Answer – The best is nearly a tie; Aaron Rogers and Patrick Mahomes have a 103.5 and 103.3 rating, respectively.  As to the worst?  The immortal Joey Harrington.  He started 76 games from 2002 to 2007 and had a rating of 69.4!!! He threw 79 TDs and 85 Int’s with a whopping 14 returned for TDs.  Harrington, from Oregon University, was the 3rd pick in the 1st round by the Lions and spent most of his career with them.  He currently works for FOX as a college football analyst.  

The bottom 10 is

1.    Harrington 69.4

2.    Mark “butt fumble” Sanchez 73.2

3.    Vinny Testaverde 74.0

4.    Vince Young 74.4

5.    David Carr 74.9

6.    Chad Henne 76.1

7.    Kerry Collins 77.0

8.    Jay Fiedler 77.1

9.    John Kitna 77.5

10.   Jake Plummer 77.6

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• Trivia (yes, it's hard; yes, it's football): The Steelers' Chris Boswell (K) scored all 18 of his team's points Sunday on field goals and got off a 40-yard or more punt. How long has it been since that happened? 
• Maybe keep Saquon next time. Giants quarterback Danial Jones has thrown 3 pick sixes compared to 2 TDs since signing a four-year, 160 million-dollar contract.
• Remember the Titans? - The Bears' win over the Titans was the first time a team with less than 150 yards total offense had returned from a 17-point deficit.
• Just skip to week three - The Patriots' win over the Bengals on opening day was the largest upset in six years. The Pats were 7.5-point underdogs.  The Bengals are 1-10 under Zac Taylor in the year's first two games and 41-37-1 every other week…
• Young and Younger… - Mike Macdonald is now the youngest coach in the league at 38 years old.  Sean McVey (Miami’s own), despite being a head coach for eight years, is still the second youngest coach in the league, only six months older than Macdonald.
• Scorigami!!! - 49ers 32 Jet 19 That's Scorigami!! It's the 1085th unique final score in NFL history.  If you want to learn more about Scorigami - https://nflscorigami.com/
• Trivia Answer – it has been 48 years since a player scored every point for his team.  It’s only happened seven times since 1960.  Dave Green did it for Tampa Bay in 1976 (the year they went 0-14), where he was 3-4 on field goals and punted five times for a 40-yard average.  He was a punter who also kicked field goals, went to Athens High School (same as Joe Burrow) and Ohio University, and played six years in the NFL; his one winning season as a pro came in Cincinnati as well.  

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