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| Girls 4.9 Daddy Issues AKA Michigan's Tops and Bottoms | 18 Apr 2025 | 00:53:13 | |
It’s election day for Ray, ruin someone else’s good time day for Marnie (as usual), and take the gay out for a spin day for Hannah’s dad, who has a nice time with Elijah. Jessa, Adam, Ace and Mimi Rose have one of the most deranged dinners we’ve ever seen, and we end the episode in a very different place than we begin, which is kinda nice! Rate & review us if you don’t mind, and if you feel like extra Jon & Kev in your lives, join us over at patreon.com/kevinandjon! | |||
| And Just Like That Returns! Let’s Talk Trailer… | 16 Apr 2025 | 00:28:40 | |
Folks, we FINALLY have the release date for And Just Like That Season 3, and it’s May 19. 12 episodes dropping every Thursday. RIP Nya & Che, hello to flirty ballerinos, a million rats, “reporter” Miranda, LTW’s work crush, Aidan’s analog emojis, Seema’s speeed dates, and Carrie’s elf p0rn. Welcome back, Cidiots! In the LONG offseasons of our favorite show, you can find us gabbing every week about other shows and movies by joining patreon.com/kevinandjon! | |||
| Girls 3.7 Beach House AKA Shosh, A Cruel and Legendary Drunk | 01 Nov 2024 | 01:17:48 | |
Spoiler up top: this is, in our opinion, probably the best episode of Girls we’ve seen yet. It rules. The four gals are all together, there’s almost too many amazing lines to write down, there’s realistic friend dynamics on a weekend away at Marnie’s aunt’s beach house, and there’s a Shoshanna monologue and resulting scene that is so good we just had to play it in full. As always, every OTHER episode is dropping on the “Sex and the Cidiots” feed, while all episodes in our Girls journey can be found over at patreon.com/KevinAndJon! | |||
| 6.1 To Market, To Market AKA Imperfect First Dates | 12 Jun 2020 | 01:01:16 | |
In the season 6 premiere, Carrie opens the stock market and goes on ALL the dates, including a first official date with Berger, and she runs into AIDEN. Samantha becomes the patron saint of "white gentrifiers getting mad about other white gentrifiers," then bangs a guy all the way to federal prison. Miranda realizes she's in love with Steve and tries to tell him. Charlotte is bummed about Harry's insistence on marrying a Jewish woman. Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon | |||
| 5.8 I Love A Charade AKA Za Za Ew | 29 May 2020 | 01:13:34 | |
Season 5's finale is a great one, and it sees guest star Nathan Lane get married in the Hamptons...to a WOMAN?! Carrie sees Berger again, which goes great until it doesn't, Charlotte goes with less-hairy Harry (after a back waxing) to the wedding, and Samantha hosts a big party at Richard's Hamptons estate. Miranda hooks up with Steve and catches some feelings. Also, there are melons. Enough with the za za zoo! Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon | |||
| 5.7 The Big Journey AKA Hell Train To California | 22 May 2020 | 01:00:07 | |
In The Big Journey, Carrie forgets Big gave her a FREE PLANE TICKET and takes a train to San Francisco to try to get laid. Samantha joins her on the trip because she's sick of New York. Charlotte gets busy with Harry in his friend's bachelor pad, and Miranda does nothing! Come for the Sex and the City chat, stay for Jon's solo show-within-a-show when Kevin goes to get whiskey from the other room. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 5.6 Critical Condition AKA Bad Faces, Crying Babies and Dead Vibrators | 15 May 2020 | 00:57:12 | |
Carrie has an all-time "selfish Carrie" episode as she gets a book review, but obsesses over a "bad face" she gets from Aidan's latest ex, Nina Katz. Miranda struggles with a baby who won't stop crying, Samantha struggles to relate to Miranda's new life, and struggles to return a vibrator. Charlotte finalizes her divorce and meets a certain bald lawyer we feel like is gonna be around a while. It's Goldenblatt, baby! Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 5.5 Plus One Is The Loneliest Number AKA Berger & A Book Party | 08 May 2020 | 01:13:59 | |
Carrie's got a big book launch party, she meets Berger, Sam burns her face off (temporarily), Miranda holds off on telling an f-buddy that she has a kid until the VERY last moment, and Charlotte bones a long-haired blond dude who gets scared away by Bunny. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 5.4 Cover Girl AKA Sam's Special Delivery | 01 May 2020 | 00:55:59 | |
Carrie does the photo shoot for her book's cover, Samantha blows a delivery guy and gets sensitive about it, Miranda goes to Weight Watchers and snags a man who's very enthusiastic about going downtown for the ladies, and Charlotte gets into self-help books before almost murdering a woman with one. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 5.3 Luck Be An Old Lady AKA Atlantic City Girls Weekend | 24 Apr 2020 | 00:59:29 | |
It's Charlotte's 36th birthday, and she's decided to stay at 35, but go to Atlantic City (after much persuasion by Carrie). Carrie wants to rally the girls together for a real weekend out, Miranda gets her first nights away from the baby, and Samantha struggles with losing her mind over cheatin', private jet flyin', pearl thong gift givin' boyfriend. Woo! Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 5.2 Unoriginal Sin AKA The Carrie Godmother | 17 Apr 2020 | 00:51:11 | |
Carrie gets a book deal, and a deal to be Brody's Godmother. Miranda decides to go along with baptizing baby Brady, and meets Steve's drunk mom. Charlotte is saying her affirmations and going to seminars by jerky dating con-women but still isn't finding love, and Samantha takes Richard back. How many out of 100 randoms on the street would you sleep with? What about 69ing, is that a thing? Guest stars Molly Shannon & Amy Sedaris! Twitter: @sexcidiotspod
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| 5.1 Anchors Away AKA Fleet Week Boobs | 10 Apr 2020 | 00:54:53 | |
Sex and the City season 5 premiere is a love letter to NYC, full of sailors on fleet week. In the first episode filmed post-9/11, Carrie has the perfect "single in New York" day, and gets wooed by a well-mannered Southern sailor. Richard comes crawling back to Samantha, and gets a drink in his face for it. Miranda worries about how having a baby is changing her relationship with her friends, and Charlotte says "you only get two great loves" in your life, but more importantly: shows a boob! Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 4.18 I Heart NY AKA Big Goes West & Miranda Gets A Baby | 03 Apr 2020 | 00:58:11 | |
It's the season 4 finale and it's good! Big leaves NYC after one last evening with Carrie, Miranda has a baby, and Jon gives Kevin insider info on the birthing room experience. Samantha suspects Richard of cheating, and goes incognito to track him and find out. Charlotte gets picked up at work, and tries to take him home for sex but her huge apartment is too scary. It's an emotional one! Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| Girls 3.5 Only Child AKA Networking At A Funeral | 24 Sep 2024 | 01:01:33 | |
Welp, Mr. Pump is dead and it’s time to go to the funeral and a) mourn, if you’re a normal person, b) whine like a hangry toddler if you’re Adam or c) network for your now dead e-book if you’re Hannah. When God shuts a door on your e-book he opens a window for a real book in this case, at least until legal problems get in the way, and Hannah takes out her frustration on Caroline, leading to a possible end of the sibling roommate experiment. Marnie goes to Ray’s for some constructive criticism and a quick romantic (?) diversion, and Shosh finally gets a little sick of Jessa. Welcome to the club, Big Sho! Alternating episodes of "Girls" are dropping on the main feed here while EVERY episode is over on Patreon.com/KevinAndJon! Thanks for the support, everybody. | |||
| 4.17 A Vogue Idea AKA 3-Ways and Soufflés | 27 Mar 2020 | 00:50:22 | |
Carrie is literally IN VOGUE - starting a job at the magazine, with a mean Candace Bergen editor and an older guy editor that is nicer...until he's too nice. Charlotte goes nuts planning Miranda's baby shower, and Samantha gets Richard what he wants for his birthday: a three-way. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod
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| 4.16 Ring A Ding Ding AKA Aidan Moves Out & Carrie Needs Money | 20 Mar 2020 | 00:47:46 | |
Oh boy, this episode begins with an ending: Carrie and Aidan fully break up, and he moves out. It's sad! Then Carrie has money problems (less sad, sell a shoe, girl), Miranda farts a lot, Charlotte struggles with what to do with her engagement ring, and whether or not to just give Carrie money, and Samantha gets a bunch of gifts that are, well, kind of from Richard. And Carrie is forced to...ride the bus?! Oh noooooooo! Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 4.15 Change of A Dress AKA Wedding Dress Freakout | 13 Mar 2020 | 00:59:55 | |
Carrie has a wedding dress panic attack, and Aidan pushes her to commit to *actually* getting married someday. Meanwhile, Samantha pitches monogamy to Richard, who doesn't like it, so she hooks up with "JJ". Charlotte is tap dancing through her divorce, and Miranda finds out the gender of her upcoming baby. Happy Coronaepisode! The world is buring and we're still talking Sex and the City! What a time to binge. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 4.14 All That Glitters AKA The Gals Go To A Gay Club | 06 Mar 2020 | 01:03:53 | |
Surprise, it's the first post-9/11 episode! Carrie is showing her patriotism with American flag-inspired outfits, and the girls get together and go out to the gay club! Carrie gets a gay boyfriend, and gets away from lazy, stay-at-home, KFC-eating Aidan. Charlotte & Trey get in Home & Gardens before calling it quits, Miranda sees a coworker at a gay club and end up revealing each other's secrets, Samantha does exstasy and says "I love you" to Richard. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 4.13 The Good Fight AKA Dicks & Richards | 28 Feb 2020 | 01:00:22 | |
Carrie and Aidan have their BIGGEST fight yet (that doesn't involve cheating, at least)! Samantha catches feelings for Richard while Miranda catches a dick, and Trey gives Charlotte a cardboard baby, which fixes everything and which everyone obviously loves! Also, folks, we see a penis. FINALLY. Equality! We also talk Secret Single Behavior. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 4.12 Just Say Yes AKA 2 Proposals 2 Barfs | 21 Feb 2020 | 00:57:31 | |
Two proposals, two barfs! Carrie's apartment goes co-op, and she has a nice new landlord swoop in to buy her apartment/an engagement ring. Carrie snoops, finds it, freaks out, and then...well, look at the title. Samantha starts having sex with her jerky boss, Miranda tells Steve she's pregnant, and Charlotte is trying to get pregnant, looking into Mandarin girls to adopt, and flips out at a Scottish Fling. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 4.11 Coulda Woulda Shoulda AKA The Abortion Episode | 14 Feb 2020 | 00:59:23 | |
So, Miranda's pregnant! WHOOPS! That's the big story here, as her pity sex with Steve has now left her weighing her options. Carrie returns to the scene that led to her pregnancy/abortion 13 years earlier, and Charlotte finds out that it's unlikely that she'll ever be able to get pregnant. This is a heavy episode, folks! But we think it's a pretty good one. Oh and Sam uses guest star Lucy Liu's name to get a bag! Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 4.10 Belles of the Balls AKA Nuts 4 Nuts | 07 Feb 2020 | 00:59:27 | |
Big and Aidan finally get together in this one, up at the country house Carrie inexplicably lets Big come up to. Samantha fights for a job some sexist guy tries not to give her, Charlotte gets Trey to test his baby making abilities, and Miranda deals with Steve and his ball envy, post-testicular surgery. Drink everytime there's a "balls" reference and then call 911 immediately! Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 4.9 Sex and the Country AKA Steve Drops a Ball | 31 Jan 2020 | 00:38:49 | |
Steve loses a nut! It finally happened! Miranda gets tough with him about taking care of himself, Carrie is a big weirdo about going to a cabin 40 minutes away, Samantha bones a farmer, and Charlotte deals with Trey's mom and her creepy enthusiasm about the baby. Also: has Samantha had sex with someone from all 50 states? Is Carrie an only child, youngest, oldest, or middle? How much do you compromise in a relationship? What's your post-coital talk? Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 4.8 My Motherboard, My Self AKA This One Gets Real | 26 Jan 2020 | 00:50:26 | |
Miranda's mom passes away unexpectedly, and that's really what this episode is about. There's other stuff: bra fitting (Jaimie McCaffrey & Kristen Daly make a cameo to talk about how much SATC nailed that scene), Carrie's computer crashes, and Samantha has trouble logging off...so to speak. Charlotte's here too. One of our cohosts experiecned exactly this episode in real life recently, so buckle up, have a laugh and a cry, and find a good fitting bra. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| Girls 3.3 She Said Okay AKA Full America 1988-92 | 03 Sep 2024 | 00:58:06 | |
Adam’s got an unwanted, surprise guest in this episod of “Girls,” and it’s the absolutely wild Gabby Hoffman! His disaster of a sister shows up and gets an invite to Hannah’s 25th birthday party which features Hannah’s parents dancing, an unwanted duet from party organizer Marnie, an awkward Shosh/Ray reunion, a bar fight with poor man’s Anderson Cooper, and brief appearances by a bunch of side characters. We get the worst music video of all time, which is actually so bad it’s great, and a genuinely terrifying, pantsless finale. This episode is both on Sex and the Cidiots main AND Patreon.com/KevinandJon, where you can find every single step of our Girls journey, and the Patreon version has some off-topic chat about last week’s album release show/party in Brooklyn that got a little wild if you stay tuned past the end. | |||
| 4.7 Time and Punishment AKA I Choose My Choice | 17 Jan 2020 | 00:49:33 | |
Carrie & Aidan have passive aggressive times, after Big's voice pops up on an answering machine during sex, and they talk forgiveness. Charlotte chooses her choice to quit her job, Miranda's sprained neck leads to Aidan having to carry her around naked, Samantha teaches a bushy man how to manscape. Aidan is moving away from Carrie while trying to be with her (she's out of the nook!), and Jon & Kevin realize they're both passive aggressive Aidans. And LISTENER MAIL! Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 4.6 Baby, Talk Is Cheap AKA The Butt Episode AKA Jon's Big Surprise | 10 Jan 2020 | 00:58:25 | |
In "Baby, Talk is Cheap," Sam gets fake nips and gets a baby talker interested in her boobie woobies, Miranda finds out her butt is "on the menu," Carrie learns what email is & starts things up again with Aidan, who's acting one way and talking another. Charlotte and Trey have baby fever, despite their horrible friends, and Jon has a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT that SHOCKS Kevin, and we caught it on tape. It's funny and heartwarming. We now answer a question we've asked before on this podcast: butt eating started in July of 2001. SOLVED. Do we talk about a Catholic holiday called "The Feast of the Ass"? Of course we do, and no other SATC podcast does THAT. The amount of butt related movie titles we come up with is frankly incredible. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 4.5 Ghost Town AKA Steve's Bar and Bunny In The Bed | 03 Jan 2020 | 00:55:43 | |
Happy New Year, and Jon is back to talk Ghost Town! But don't worry, he gets a few squirting thoughts in too. Carrie & Miranda's exes are apparently best friends and business partners now, as Aidan & Steve open a bar. Miranda has an ACTUAL ghost, maybe? Samantha takes a million baths, and has to deal with aggressive f-buddies. Charlotte fights with Bunny again and there's a lot of talk about rock hard...beds. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 4.4 What's Sex Got To Do With It AKA Squirts, Jazz and Eating Trash | 27 Dec 2019 | 01:00:43 | |
For "What's Sex Got To Do With It," Samantha gets sexually lectured by Maria, Miranda eats trash and is sexually attracted to baked goods, and Carrie does a SECOND episode with annoying jazz guy who apparently is great at banging. We are missing one Jon Daly, but joined by three others: returning guests Jaimie McCaffrey & Elizabeth Deichl, and new friend Nick Pride. Inspired by jazz sex, we also talk about the worst things we've put up with during sex. Carrie has to be in love to orgasm, and jazz guy has sex weird. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 4.3 Defining Moments AKA Jazz, Public Sex & Toilets | 20 Dec 2019 | 00:55:31 | |
It's all about DTR this episode: defining the relationship. Carrie starts dating an annoying Jazz guy, and has friend dates with Big. Charlotte and Trey start doing it literally all over town, and Samantha gets involved with Maria, who is a GIRL! And Miranda takes an even harder swerve in her dating life, and starts seeing Jim Gaffigan. Hey folks, close the door when you sh*t! Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 4.2 The Real Me AKA Carrie, the Model | 13 Dec 2019 | 00:59:02 | |
Carrie goes modeling! Samantha has a sexy nude photoshoot, Charlotte has a depressed vagina (medical diagnosis). Miranda gets hit on at the gym and is mystified by it. The theme today: how do we see ourselves? Also it's guest star central: Heidi Klum, Ed freakin' Koch. Tony Hale, Alan Cumming, Margaret Cho, Mario Cantone and godforsaken Frank Rich all appear. Kevin and Jon go in depth to tell THEIR stories about working as two very different kinds of professional models. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 4.1 The Agony and The Ex-tacy AKA Turning 35 Sucks | 06 Dec 2019 | 00:56:07 | |
Carrie has the saddest 35th birthday party ever in the season 4 debut. Hey, Sex and the City gals - take a friggin' subway! Miranda kills at a party with self-deprecating material, which makes Carrie mad for some reason. Charlotte talks boners with Trey, who adds a new entry to his laundry list of #sexproblems. Everyone talks soulmates. Oh, and Samantha's horny for a monk. But it's mostly about these friends and Carrie's messed up birthday (until the end, at least). Jon brings us a fun fact about one of our sars, and we now stan a #LiverpoolCleopatra. Instagram: @sexandthecidiots | |||
| 3.18 Cock A Doodle Do! AKA Wake Ups & Break Ups | 29 Nov 2019 | 00:57:40 | |
The season 3 finale is a bunch of wake-up calls: for Carrie, it's the rooster literally outside her window. For Samantha, it's loud transexuals (their words!) in the street, who give us the dirtiest quote yet. It's also about moving on: how guys and girls move on from breakups differently, and Miranda and Carrie bump into Steve and Aidan with their new girlfriends. Charlotte is dealing with the end of her marriage to Trey, and Carrie meets up with Big again, which leads to her biggest fight yet with Miranda. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod
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| 3.17 What Goes Around Comes Around AKA Relationship Karma | 22 Nov 2019 | 00:55:17 | |
Carrie gets mugged! Samantha does a really pushy college virgin! Miranda has too much liquid confidence with a "hot dude"! And Charlotte separates from her soft husband...after an awakening with a hot gardener. Carrie & Samantha Jones go to another Sam Jones's college party, and there's a lot of talk about "Relationship Karma," as Carrie harasses Natasha into the worst apology of all time. At least it ends in a pretty badass Natasha smackdown. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 3.16 Frenemies AKA I’m A Sexual Person, Trey! | 15 Nov 2019 | 00:57:36 | |
Kevin and Jon go INSTAGRAM LIVE for this episode (follow us @sexandthecidiots!) . Miranda has a guy literally die before their first date, then hooks up with Carrie’s ex at a wake. Charlotte & Samantha fight about sex, and Carrie teaches a seminar on how/where to meet men at the Learning Annex that goes awry. We talk about how guys get ready for first dates & Miranda’s first date. Samantha finds a Southern, hornier version of herself, and Charlotte finds friends that are even more prude than she can handle. And an email from our friend who was an extra in one of these scenes! Follow us! Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Twitter: @sexcidiotspod
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| 3.1 Females Only AKA Sliding Doors, Gorilla Legs & Gumping Yourself | 31 Jul 2024 | 01:13:26 | |
In the Season 3 premiere, Hannah’s back on track with her both her book and Adam, and things are going great — until Natalia and Amy Schumer see the man who ghosted, and give him a hall-of-fame level smackdown at Grumpy’s. Shosh is on a type-A, well-planned sexual rumspringa, Marnie is living with her mom and still spiraling about a Charlie breakup, and oh yeah, Jessa’s back. Well, after ruining everyone’s lives in rehab for a while, at least. This episode is both on Sex and the Cidiots main AND at Patreon.com/kevinandjon, where you can find every single step of our Girls journey. Rate and review us, daddies! | |||
| 3.15 Hot Child In The City AKA Rebecca & Scooner | 08 Nov 2019 | 00:55:37 | |
Samantha is hired by a 13 year old Kat Dennings to plan a fancy bat mitzvah that has EVERYTHING, Miranda gets braces, Carrie hangs with a weed smokin' comic book guy who lives with his parents, and Charlotte and Trey set up a date between Rebecca and Scooner, which gets derailed by JUGGS. This episode is a lot about going back to your youth: passing notes, getting braces, smokin' doobies, etc. Kid stuff! And how long do you have to live in NYC before you're a "New Yorker"? And we reveal Jon's REAL past as a nude model. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 3.14 Sex And Another City AKA Vince Vaughn & Accidental Brazilians | 01 Nov 2019 | 00:58:06 | |
Carrie accidentally goes Brazilian, which apparently was SHOCKING in 2000, and then she hooks up with Vince Vaughn who is NOT playing Vince Vaughn. Miranda's ex "Letterman Lou" has rage and chewing issues, and Samantha meets Hugh Hefner and heads to the Playboy Mansion. Jon & Kevin talk about the times they went to LA to go to the Emmys because they're BIG TIME SHOWBIZ PEOPLE. Who was your first celebrity crush? And would you get a heart attack if it meant getting boners? #JonHasNoButt Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday Email: sexandthecidiots@gmail.com | |||
| 3.13 Escape From New York AKA Stamp Dick & LA Trip | 25 Oct 2019 | 00:57:58 | |
The ladies go Hollywood! There's a dildo model for Samantha, an insane actual Matthew McConaughey for Carrie, Miranda drugs her cat, talks to a Dique and rips her shirt off on a mechanical bull. Charlotte tries putting stamps on Trey's deal, and she gets...a happy delivery? Kind of. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday | |||
| 3.12 Don't Ask, Don't Tell AKA Carrie Tells At Literal Worst Time | 18 Oct 2019 | 00:52:43 | |
To admit to cheating or not admit to cheating? That is Carrie's question. Charlotte gets married to a guy she hasn't *really* slept with, and gets into a fight with Samantha about bridesmaid dresses. Miranda downgrades her job so weak men aren't scared off by her, and Agent Coulson pretends he's a doctor so she'll be into him. Kevin and Jon talk about times they cheated (academically). Twitter: @sexcidiotspod
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| 3.11 Running With Scissors AKA The One Where Carrie Gets Caught | 11 Oct 2019 | 00:58:18 | |
Carrie drops a little Chucky Dicks quote on us: "It was the best of times (cheating with Big), it was the worst of times (cheating with Big...also Aidan's there, we guess). She starts rolling out the news of her affair with Big to the rest of her friends. Charlotte gets her bridezilla on, and Miranda is attracted to a man who is a sandwich. Samantha gets an AIDS test -- comedy, people! And Blimpie's says EAT ME. Was Carrie the original Tony Soprano? We discuss! Do we fanfic a Sopranos / SATC crossover? You bet your ass we do! And Jon adds Aidan's 'sexy noises' to his ong list of impressions. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday | |||
| 3.10 All Or Nothing AKA Rules of Cheating & The Gig Economy | 04 Oct 2019 | 01:02:05 | |
So you can cheat on someone UNTIL they say "I love you," you CAN put a literal price on love, you can get cheated on during phone sex, and it's hard to get you a man who can do both (hold your hand AND f*ck). Also they basically invent Netflix and Postmates in this episode, and there's hella sweaty sex flashbacks. Carrie and Big cheat, that's the main thing. We also talk about what a man's greatest fear is. And is love an ACTUAL addiction? What about prenups? This episode is brought to you once again by Dirty Fun Box! Check them out and use the code Legacy Twitter: @sexcidiotspod | |||
| 3.9 Easy Come Easy Go AKA Funky Spunk and Mr. Big Problem | 27 Sep 2019 | 00:46:51 | |
Oh boy, Carrie and Big really did it this time! At the end of the episode, at least, after an elevator scene that did not age well! Charlotte gets engaged, and Samantha says the greatest phrase we've ever heard a Samantha voice say: "funky tasting spunk," and really goes into detail about BJ talk. Also, maybe the most annoying exchange in history, at the Manhattan Furniture Expo about something called a "booth bitch." Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday | |||
| 3.8 The Big Time AKA Everything BUTT Girl and Little Baby Steve | 20 Sep 2019 | 00:54:46 | |
In a new development, Kevin and Jon recommend actually WATCHING this episode! That's how good it was! SO many soundbites, and literal BIG developments. Charlotte "everything-but-girl" thinks she may have found "the One" in Trey, Samantha thinks she's menopausin', Steve is a real baby about wanting babies, and it leads to a moment even JON calls "emotional." Big wants Carrie back bad...kinda. Can having sex too quickly ruin a good thing? How little do we know about birth control? And honestly, how did Steve get so dumb? Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday | |||
| 3.7 Drama Queens AKA Sex On Drugs | 13 Sep 2019 | 00:54:21 | |
Carrie's dating Aidan and things are going...TOO well. At least until Big shows up. Miranda and Steve might be...TOO comfortable (#SkidmarkSteve), and Charlotte meets Trey. Samantha gets addicted to the V(iagra). Do you need some "drama" in a relationship to make it good? What drugs have you had sex on? What's Rudy's in NYC? How important is the "stomach flip"? Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday | |||
| 3.6 Are We Sluts? AKA What's Your "Number" | 06 Sep 2019 | 00:52:52 | |
Kevin & Jon are joined by their best lady friend, guest co-host Elizabeth Kuchta Deichl for a very special episode: "Are We Sluts?" (Spoiler, we are!) Aidan sends mixed sex/no sex signals to Carrie, including a REALLY weird bath, Miranda gets Chlamydia, one of Samantha's not-so-gentlemanly callers lets in a robber, and she gets shunned all the way to the Meat Packing district, and Charlotte has a guy who blacks out and then VERY dirty talks. What's your "number"? Who counts as your "numbers"? ARE we sluts?! Is the "friend zone" a thing? How fast should you make a move, dude?! Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday | |||
| Girls 2.9 On All Fours AKA Everyone's Menty B | 04 Jul 2024 | 01:18:57 | |
Well this episode was unpleasant to watch! There’s an iconic musical performance at a party by Marnie, and everything else is even harder to watch, somehow — Hannah’s physical self-destruction, to both butt and ear, as she flips out about her book — and Adam’s really rough fall off the wagon and into some problematic-to-bad sex with his nice new girlfriend. Also, there’s Shosh getting the ick from everything Ray does, and a cameo from Amy Schumer. Every other episode drops on the Sex and the Cidiots feed, and EVERY episode is over on patreon.com/kevinandjon. Thanks for your support, everybody! | |||
| 3.5 No Ifs, Ands, or Butts AKA Aidan Shows Up! | 30 Aug 2019 | 00:54:28 | |
BIG NEWS: Carrie meets Aidan! We haven't seen this show before, but even we know this is a big deal. Samantha dates a black man whose chef sister disapproves, and Charlotte has a good date until the guy tries to swallow her face. Maybe the biggest news is that Carrie kind of tries to quit smoking? Do we even KNOW her anymore? Oh and Steve takes the worst looking half court basketball shot of all time and needs Miranda to support him, dammitt. What are your dealbreakers? For Aidan, it's smoking, and Kevin & Jon talk about theirs. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday | |||
| 3.4 Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl AKA Gender Talk Didn't Age Well! | 23 Aug 2019 | 00:53:56 | |
Maybe this Sex and the City episode didn't age well, but at least it had Alanis Morissette! Carrie's into someone who likes both guys & gals, and her response is basically: whaaaaaaaat?!?! Samantha fires an employee so she can f*ck him, Miranda deals with a clingy, space-invading Steve, and Charlotte dresses like a BOY! Ladies and gentlemen and gentlemen and ladies, this episode is all about gender stuff! Also: what's your side of the bed, and what hand are you better at "doing stuff" with? Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday | |||
| 3.3 Attack of the Five Foot Ten Woman AKA Spa Blowies | 16 Aug 2019 | 00:59:17 | |
Carrie runs into Big's new wife, who makes her feel so inferior she buys new shoes to impress her at lunch. Classic move! Samantha takes the gals to the spa, grabs some junk and gets in trouble, while Charlotte reveals she's #TeamNeverNude. Miranda's housekeeper tries to sex-shame her, but NO ONE sex shames Miranda! You already KNOW! We also talk about the New York Times Wedding Announcements, and the boys take a guess at Big's actual name. Also, another reason to hate Tom Brady. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday | |||