Week 4 brings us to “The Roommate”, a garbage and fedora filled movie that we both hated. We talk confusing 2000s movies, how this movie stars a fedora and belly button ring, and cat horror (#JusticeforCuddles). This movie was real bad and we do not recommend it, but if you like bad fashion this might be for you. Rate and review or we’ll draw 1 million creepy portraits of you.

Stats/info: 2011, directed by Christian E. Christiansen, starring Leighton Meester, Minka Kelly, Cam Gigandet, Danneel Harris, Matt Lanter, and Aly Michalka

Week 3 of, “Now Streaming on Netflix” month brings us to 2009’s, “Case 39” and well, it’s not good. Basically this movie is boring as sh*t and is way too long. Join us as we sing an out of tune and out of sync rendition of the Kim Possible theme song, discuss the ol’ hansel and gretel method, and how much demon kids love brushing hair and holding hands. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll be taking on your very own case 39.

Stats/info: 2009, directed by Christian Alvart, starring Renee Zellweger, Jodelle Ferland, Bradley Cooper, Ian McShane, Callum Keith Rennie, Kerry O’Malley, and Adrian Lester

Week 2 of doll possession month brings us to Annabelle: Creation, the prequel to the not-so-great movie Annabelle. People are failing vibe checks, children are getting yeeted everywhere, demons are transatlantic teleporting, we don’t understand how the demon’s powers work, and Jen is impressed with none of it. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll put your doll conduit in a closet.

Stats/info: 2017, directed by David F. Sandberg, starring Stephanie Sigman, Talitha Bateman, Anthony LaPaglia, and Miranda Otto

Angry ghosts in your wall, eh? Now you're speaking my language. This week we watch the entirety disappointing, early 2000’s, “The Grudge.” Jen had never seen it and middle school Molly was completely messed up by it. However, it sure didn't live up to the memories. Join us as we discuss the messy AF timelines, the spinoff series we want (Toshio and his cat), and the quick killing techniques of the Grudge Lady. We also discuss the series finale of Game of Thrones (season 8, episode 6, “The Iron Throne”), so skip to 13:15 to avoid GoT spoilers. Be sure to rate and subscribe on iTunes or Molly will add you to her Grudge list.

Stats/info: 2004, directed by Takashi Shimizu, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Takako Fuji, Yuya Ozeki, Takashi Matsuyama, and Jason Behr

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Woah boy, it’s been a hot minute since we got to see a good movie, but this one was pretty darn good. This week we talk about Man Bat, blood hot tubs in your house, and possibly most importantly - Game of Thrones #HotPieForTheThrone. (Skip to 13:15 to avoid spoilers for GoT season 8, episode 5, “The Bells.”)  We also talk cave interior decorating and how hard it must be to get someone out there to fix the Wi-Fi (our hearts go out to you, Gollums). Rate and review otherwise we’ll leave you to get nibbled on by the cave monsters.

Stats/info: 2005, directed by Neil Marshall, starring Shauna Macdonald, Natalie Mendoza, Alex Reid, Saskia Mulder, MyAnna Buring, Nora-Jane Noone

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Three things we know about getting into a private 7+ boarding school, you must have a 10 pack, you must awkwardly play “I Love Rock n’ Roll” on a dive bar jukebox and then awkwardly dance, and last but most important, you must run some f*cking errands. This week we watch 2006’s, “The Covenant.” If you enjoy below average plot lines, hot men in tiny swim trunks, and witch puns, this movie is for you. Join us as we weave our way (because spiders) through this craptastic movie that does get a pass for providing eye candy and a case of the giggles for Molly. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll send you a Darkling.

Stats/info: 2006, directed by Renny Harlin, starring Steven Strait, Sebastian Stan, Laura Ramsey, Chace Crawford, Taylor Kitsch, Toby Hemingway, and Jessica Lucas

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Tessa? Tassa? Tissa? We spend way too long trying to figure out how to pronounce Taissa Farmiga’s name. This week we watch The Nun featuring the most useless priest in the world. We talk about how this film is actually a documentary about people who bother Molly at her dragon castle, Jen forgets to make a Sound of Music joke, and we propose new Sister Act sequels.

Stats/info: 2018, directed by Corin Hardy and written by Gary Dauberman, starring Demián Bichir, Taissa Farmiga, and Jonas Bloquet

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What do you get when you add Jason Statham, Rainn Wilson, a 60 ft shark and the song “Hey Mickey” sung in Thai? A really mediocre shark movie. This week we watched 2018’s, “The Meg” and boy was it a disappointment. The shark of this movie could learn a thing or two from watching “Deep Blue Sea” on how to kill humans. Join us as we talk about how a group of adults lose a 60ft shark (several times), how Ruby Rose is a 15/10 on the hotness scale, and how Molly had no idea that Jason Statham was British. Be sure to subscribe and rate us on iTunes or we’ll make chum outta you.

Stats/info: 2018, directed Jon Turteltaub, starring Jason Statham, Li Bingbing, Ruby Rose, Rainn Wison, Jessica McNamee, Cliff Curtis, Page Kennedy, and Robert Taylor

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The thrilling conclusion to ABCs of Death, listen is as we talk La Croix,Jen’s love of flavored mayonnaise, and Molly’s disdain for bodily fluids. Ending with one of the strangest shorts we’ve ever seen, we continue to get downright confused by some of these stories. Follow along, and while your at it, maybe skip P.

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We really like our anthologies people, mmkay? This week we watch 2012’s “ABC’s of Death” and it gets gory, silly, and downright weird. 26 different directors from around the world were assigned a letter from the alphabet and told to make a short horror story about death and it went several ways. Join us as we enjoy a few, get confused by a few, and downright can’t watch a few. This is a two-parter episode so double the fun. Be sure to rate and subscribe on iTunes or you’ll be assigned the letter X.

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This week we watched the mostly unrelated sequel to one of our first movies, VHS 2. Join us in talking Black Mirror (don’t trust your mom, she’s probably a robot), an extensive list of things we don’t like in horror films, and Jen’s rival, the Krmapus knock off.

Stats/info: 2013, directed and written by Jason Eisener, Gareth Evans, Timo Tjahjanto, Eduardo Sánchez, Gregg Hale, Simon Barrett and Adam Wingard.

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This week we watched another mumblegore classic, You’re Next! Adam Wingard have dumped on Jen’s favorite anime, but she partially forgives give because of this sufficient movie. Join us in chatting how long you can hold your bladder and confusing masks, all while doing our best Australian accents. Rate and subscribe, otherwise we’ll put some nail traps under your windows.

Stats/info: 2011, directed by Adam Wingard, written by Simon Barrett and starring Sharni Vinson, Nicholas Tucci, Wendy Glenn, A. J. Bowen and Joe Swanberg.

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We really want cake now. This week we watch 2017’s “Happy Death Day” and don’t worry, we’re back to being our hilarious selves. How would you like to groundhog day it but be killed at the end of the day every time? Yeah, it sounds pretty exhausting honestly. Join us as Jen discusses her long lost love, we discuss the important topic of the exchange rate of foreign currency, and we get heavily side tracked by the fact that Scooby Doo Zombie Island is on Youtube. Be sure to rate and subscribe on Itunes or we’ll send clown baby after you on your birthday.

Stats/info: 2017, directed by Christopher Landon and starring Jessica Rothe, Israel Broussard, Ruby Modnie, and Rachel Matthews

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Hellooooooo March! This month we’re going [doll] possession and opening up the theme is 2007’s, “Dead Silence!” This is essentially Night of the Living Dummy but with a little bit more Scooby-Doo action. Join us as we discuss doll lore, how to handle being sent a ventriloquist dummy, and slight over reactions to being heckled by a 10 year old. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll send Mary Shaw to your house for your tongue.

Stats/info: 2007, directed by James Wan, starring Ryan Kwanten, Donnie Wahlberg, Amber Valletta, Bob Gunton, Judith Anna Roberts, Michael Fairman, and Joan Heney

Prepare yourselves for a very unfunny episode. This movie was so darn good that we barely had any jokes at all. We talk the market for miniatures, baking at house parties, and if Gabriel Byrne made it off of the Ghost Ship. Make sure the rate and subscribe, otherwise we’ll come and possess your bodies. These mortal forms grow weak.

Stats/info: 2018, directed by Ari Aster and starring Toni Collette, Alex Wolff, Milly Shapiro, and Gabriel Byrne.

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Here’s the deal, Death is Type A personality and you do NOT f*ck with it’s plans! This week we watched “Final Destination” and rather enjoyed it?! Gather round as we discuss toilet shots, Jen way undershooting how many people die a day (she’s very optimistic for the human race), and how the main two characters form a relationship when nobody was watching. Don’t cheat us or death and be sure to rate and subscribe on Itunes!

Stats/info: 2000, directed by James Wong and starring Ali Larter, Devon Sawa, Kerr Smith, Kristen Cloke, Seann William Scott, and Amanda Detmer

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Man, oh man, was this rough. A movie we thought was going to be good, but was actually just...not. We talk spider squatter's rights, nonsensical jokes, and how bored we were watching this movie. Do yourself a favor and check out Under the Skin and give this one a skip (seriously, you’re better off watching Ghost Ship). Remember to subscribe and rate, otherwise...spider bite chya.

Stats/info: 2002, directed by Ellory Elkayem and starring David Arquette, Kari Wuhrer, Scott Terra and Scarlett Johansson.

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Ghosts? Ships? Gold? This week we watched 2002’s, “Ghost Ship.” This ended up being another big let down for us. Just like the rest of society, the only thing we remembered about this movie was the opening scene where everyone gets sliced like fancy cake. Join us as we discuss too much boat talk, ghost quotas, and that one indie movie from 1997, “Titanic.” Always choose the gold and be sure to subscribe and rate us on iTunes!

Stats/info: 2002, directed by Steven Beck. Starring Emily Browning, Julianna Margulies, Desmond Harrington, Ron Eldard, Gabriel Byrne, Karl Urban, and Isaiah Washington.

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Do the creep (ahhh), do the creep (ahhhh). As a couple of creeps ourselves, we have the authority to say that this guy is a creep! We sidebar A LOT during this one, talking Sam Heughan as Charlie Weasley, the time Jen got flustered just looking at someone dressed as Spike, and inviting Hades to your childhood birthday party. So get your knees flexin’ and your arms T-Rexin’ and creep on over to iTunes to review and subscribe!

Stats/info: 2014, directed by Patrick Brice. Starring Patrick Brice and Mark Duplass,

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This movie is dripping in 90’s realness and we are LIVING.IT.FOR.IT. This week we watch 1997’s “I Know What You Did Last Summer!” Put on your metal arm band and spike your hair real high as we talk about the ultimate 90’s triple acronym squad (except Ryan Phillippe, he only has two initials (Shyamalan twist we pronounced his last name wrong [on 2 accounts] the entire episode)), CRUEL INTENTION SPOILERS, gateway brain teaser problems, and give a special shoutout to our friends string cheese and mirrors. Turn on your melodramatic 90’s music, slap some sunscreen on and be sure to rate and subscribe our the dude in a sweet, sweet, duster will come and fish hook ya.

Stats/info: 1997, directed by Jim Gillespie. Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Freddie Prinze Jr., and Ryan Phillippe

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A class B-Movie suggested by #1 listener, Stupid Josh! We attempt to understand the family dynamics of this film, as well as the strange reason you should never tell anyone Mother-Aunt Martha did your physical. Join us in talking uncomfortable Director Commentaries, the 80’s version of “Light as a feather, stiff as a board”, and how much we hate pervy white dudes. Rate and subscribe before you get run over by a negligent water skier!

Stats/info:1983, written and directed by Robert Hiltzik. Starring Felissa Rose, Jonathan Tiersten, Karen Fields, Christopher Collet.

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This week we dive on in, into one of the most garbage movies ever, 2005’s “Aeon Flux.” Jen is still confused on what his movie is about and Molly had a “light bulb moment” after having realized what this movie is actually about after 14 yrs. Join us as we discuss this movie’s obsession with beans, hands for feet, and blimp tentacle memorials; bonus, you get to hear us sing the entire Kim Possible theme song, completely out of tune. Be sure to rate and subscribe us on iTunes or you’ll have to figure out what this movie is about.

Stats/info: Directed by Karyn Kusama, starring Charlize Theron, Marton Csokas, Sophia Okonedo, and Frances McDormand

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The thrilling ending to It! Please sign our petition for Daddywise, the Grinch, and Leprechaun to start a theeeeeatre troupe together, as they are both sassy, garbage loving, well dwelling actors. We maintain we could definitely take a whole class of middle schoolers, whereas Daddywise can only take a few, despite the fact that he is an interdimensional being of evil.  Don’t forget to subscribe and rate, and welcome to the Loser’s Club, asshole.

Stats/info: Directed by Andy Muschietti, starring Jaeden Lieberher, Bill Skarsgård,Jeremy Ray Taylor, Sophia Lillis, Finn Wolfhard, Chosen Jacobs, Jack Dylan Grazer, Wyatt Oleff.

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Our favorite movie ever featuring #Daddywise! We had a lot to say about this movie, so it ended up turning into a two-parter. We love #claddy, and maintain that the real villains of this movie are the pervy old white men. Billy Skarsgaard’s drooling is top drawer and truly something to be admired. Now, gentle reader, listen if you dare...for this film will give you quite a scare.

Stats/info: Directed by Andy Muschietti, starring Jaeden Lieberher, Bill Skarsgård,Jeremy Ray Taylor, Sophia Lillis, Finn Wolfhard, Chosen Jacobs, Jack Dylan Grazer, Wyatt Oleff.

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The viewers have spoken! This week we watched The Love Witch, an excellent 1960’s weird and witchy horror tribute. This week we talk white guy face blindness, carrying around piss bottles, and most importantly, what year is it??? Be sure to rate and subscribe or we will send you a witch bottle.

Stats/info: 2016, directed by Anna Biller, starring Samantha Robinson, Gian Keys, Laura Waddell, and Jeffrey Vincent Parise

FINALLY the holiday season is over. It’s almost time to ring in the new year! We’ve officially been recording for six months, go us! Join us as we wrap up 2018 with the 2016 anthology movie, “Holidays.” We discuss the coveted Reptile Medical School, #BunnyJesus, and how the serial killer gets serial killed. Make sure to subscribe and rate us on iTunes or we’ll send Bunny Jesus to your house, and nobody wants that.

Stats/info: 2016, Directed by Kevin Smith, Gary Shore, Matt Johnson, Scott Stewart, Nicholas McCarthy, Dennis Widmyer, Kevin Kolsch, Sarah Adina Smith, and Anthony Scott Burns, starring several people...go look them up yourselves.

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Jen’s starring role! She would like to clarify that she does NOT have a hump and she does NOT crack chimneys when she goes down them. The real question of this episode is “What happened to the baby??” Remember to drink your milk and the tears of children, as well as subscribing, rating, and reviewing...unless you want Jen to put you in her sack and take you to the underworld!

Stats/info: 2015, Directed by Michael Dougherty, starring Adam Scott, Toni Collette, David Koechner, Allison Tolman

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Billy, Timmy, Tommy, HEY KID. This week we watch another 80’s B-horror movie, “Silent Night Deadly Night.” Molly and Jen mixed up the order in which they were releasing episodes so listen in as we talk like this episode is coming before “Christmas Evil.” Other topics of discussion this week include the human anatomy, wearing butt crack jean shorts in the middle of winter, and the slice and drag method. Make sure you’re on the Nice list and subscribe and rate us on iTunes!

Stats/info: 1984, Directed by Charles Sellier, starring, Robert Brian Wilson, Gilmer McCormick, Toni Nero, and Lilyan Chauvin

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As loooong as there’s Christmas, I truuuuuuuly belieeeeve...that Fiona Apple’s dad is here to fuck my shit up. Don’t pick your nose kids, because he’s creeping, he’s peeping, and he’s going to give you a big sack o’ dirt if you do something naughty. We talk German Expressionism, John Water’s favorite holiday movie, and how Phil is the real villain of this thing. Make sure to subscribe, rate, and review, otherwise you’ll be put in Harry’s naughty book!

Stats/info: Directed by Lewis Jackson, and starring Brandon Maggart, Jeffrey DeMunn, and Dianne Hull.’

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The thrilling conclusion to 2 ½ hours of exposition in a not so thrilling climax. Join us in singing several songs, wondering why people are dying and no one is addressing it,, and more ghost law. Jen gets confused for a full 60 seconds trying to describe architecture. Don’t go wandering at night, don’t get lost in the house, and remember to subscribe, rate, and review these ghosts with the mosts.

Stats/info: 2002, directed by Craig R. Baxley, and starring Nancy Travis, Matt Keeslar, Julian Sands, Kimberly J. Brown, Melanie Lynskey, Matt Ross, and Emily Deschanel.

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If you’re looking for something fun to do this holiday season, check out Rose Red. Located in a boarding house for ghosts, the password to get in is “ANNIE? ANNIE?!”. This place has everything: bees, a Willy Wonka room, a house that produces its own fog...Marnie from Halloweentown. As a fair warning - prepare yourself for an hour and fifteen minute episode that is primarily exposition.

Stats/info: 2002, directed by Craig R. Baxley, and starring Nancy Travis, Matt Keeslar, Julian Sands, Kimberly J. Brown, Melanie Lynskey, Matt Ross, and Emily Deschanel.

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This week we watch the classic Stephen King novel turned movie, “Pet Sematary.” Join us as we discuss annoying tire girl, undead cats, undead kids, and everything in between. We get spicy talking about ableism, letting your cats outdoors, and using Indigenous people’s burial grounds as evil/negative entities. So, stop bringing your pets back from the dead and be sure to subscribe and rate us on Itunes.

Stats/info: 1989 Directed by Mary Lambert. Starring Fred Gywnne, Dale Midkiff, Denise Crosby, Miko Hughes, and Blaze Burdhal.

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Nothing says “mid-2000s” like a movie starring Chad Michael Murray and Paris Hilton. This week we watched House of Wax; which really has nothing to do with the the original House of Wax, aside from, you know, wax. Join us as we watch an extended Scooby Doo episode featuring #noachilleshorror, Jen’s true love (Grunge Daddy), and - HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MUSIC?? Remember to subscribe and review before you split up and search for clues.

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Stats/info: 2005, directed by Jaume Collet-Serra. Starring Elisha Cuthbert, Chad Michael Murray, Brian Van Holt, Paris Hilton, Jared Padalecki, Jon Abrahams and Robert Ri'chard.

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Holy Hannah we survived our first live recording! I guess you could say we were able to...Stay...Alive….AYO. This week we recorded a live episode at Minneapolis Crypticon (thanks for letting us do a panel) and we go through 2006’s “Stay Alive.” We both consider this movie a nostalgia love but jeepers is it terrible. Join us as we discuss crunchy zombie children, ghost law, and a personality that matches a dining room hutch. Spare us one of your extra lives and leave us an Itunes review!

Stats/info: 2006 Directed by William Brent Bell, starring Frankie Muniz, Sophia Bush, Jon Foster, Samaire Armstrong, and Jimmi Simpson

HAPPY HALLOWEEN YA CREEPS. This week we wanted to address some information about our Podcast for new (or current listeners) and because you’re dealing with a Gemini and a Libra, you’re going to get it delivered two different ways. Don’t feel like joining in on the rant? That’s OK skip ahead to about 11:34 to get started on the actual content and why you listen! This week, on the spookiest week of the year we watch the classic “Nightmare on Elm Street” with our man F.K. Join us as we discuss Freddy’s terrible form when running, the lack of shoes worn in questionable alleys, and Jen laying down some hXc film trivia.

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5, 6 because you like these chicks,

7, 8 give them an Itunes rate,

9, 10 so pick up your virtual pen...

Stats/info: 1984 Directed by Wes Craven starring Robert Englund, Heather Langenkamp, Johnny Depp, John Sazon, Amanda Wyss, Jsu Garcia, and Marge Thompson

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Welcome to week 3 of horror romance month. This week served up some real lukewarm content with 2014’s, “Life After Beth.” It was one of those movies that didn’t know what it wanted to be and just tried to dang hard. Join us as we discuss mortician practices, zombie law, and the fact that this is a prime cast of actors but it didn’t deliver. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll be thrown into a lukewarm liquid of your choosing.

Stats/info: 2014, Directed by Jeff Baena, starring Aubrey Plaza, Dane DeHaan, John C. Reilly, Molly Shannon, and Matthew Gray Gubler

*Cricket noises* This uh...this movie was not good. It wasn’t even so bad it was good. We watch 1999’s “House on Haunted Hill.” This movie scared the pants off Molly when she was a kid and holy guacamole did it not hold up. Join us as we discuss how it’s not a house (it’s a hospital), the big bads don’t make any sense, and how  an entity made out of smoke can’t even go through a door. Subscribe and rate us on Itunes or you’ll be cursed to watch this movie on repeat for the rest of your life.

Stats/info: 1999, directed by William Malone starring Geoffrey Rush, Famke Janssen, Taye Diggs, Peter Gallagher, Chris Kattan, Ali Larter, and Bridgette Wilson-Sampras

Books: “What the Woods Keep” by Katya de Becerra and “Throne of Glass” series by Sarah J. Maas

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The Kingslayer, Gerard Butler, and the kid from the Blue Lagoon remake walk into a bar. Oh, you thought that was a joke? Nope. That’s just a day on the set of Gods of Egypt. Shockingly, this movie features no Egyptian actors and A LOT of white people.This crap sack of a film brings us Indiana Jones rip offs (#onlythepenitentmanwillpass), video game one liners, and the most confusing family relationships since Shatterstar and Longshot. Subscribe and rate on iTunes or else we’ll tell people that this is your favorite movie.

Stats/info: 2016, directed by Alex Proyas. Starring Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Gerard Butler, and Brenton Thwaites.

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What do we want? MORE LADY WEREWOLVES! When do we want them? NOW! Check your candy kids and never go to strangers house’s while trick or treating (even though that’s the entire point of the activity). To kick-off the happiest time of the year,  we watch our first listener suggested movie, “Trick R Treat!” Put on your holiday best and join us as we discuss jackie-o’s, knife collecting, and spreading the holiday cheer. Subscribe and rate us on Itunes or we’ll come by your house and blow out your jack-o -lanterns causing you certain doom! #nodoghorror #nounderthebedhorror #noonthebedhorror #noachillesheelhorror

Stats/info: 2007 Directed by Michael Dougherty, starring Anna Paquin, Dylan Baker, Brian Cox, and Quinn Lord

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This week we watch a favorite of ours, 1988’s, “They Live!” If you’re looking for a movie with a pro-wrestler as the hero, mullets, theme music, and quips a plenty THIS is your movie. Put on your alien detecting sunglasses and join us as we talk bougie aliens, Roddy Piper’s spectacular performance, and how Jen can’t remember what a garbage truck is called. We’ve come here to kick a** and chew bubblegum...and we’re all out of bubblegum. So pull up those 80’s jeans and listen in. OBEY. SUBSCRIBE. SUBMIT. RATE US ON ITUNES. NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT. LEAVE A REVIEW. OBEY.

Stats/info: 1988 - Directed by John Carpenter, starring Roddy Piper, Keith David, and Meg Foster

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This week we watched a film rife with fly horror and inside wind - Drag Me to Hell. We still hate Justin Long for being such a jerk in Tusk, but we still want to know - does Justin Long have BDE? Sam Raimi somehow knows that all we want out of a horror movie is Haunted Mansion vibes and Looney Tunes rules. Listen as we turn on our evil main character, Christine. Subscribe and give us a good rating, otherwise we’ll send our grandmothers after you to steal your buttons and curse you.

Stats/info: 2009 - Directed by Sam Raimi, starring Alison Lohman, Justin Long, Lorna Raver, Dileep Rao

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We watch one of the worst “superhero” movies ever.  A film that seems to have been developed by a director who took the moniker of “Catwoman” way too literally. If you like R&B stock music, ferris wheel horror, and Halle Berry dunking, we’ve got the movie for you! We ventured into Meowzer’s domain (aka the basement), so you lucky cats get to hear Jen shouting at him for trying to steal her sandwich and Meowzer defying the laws of physics by appearing out of a wall. Get a saucer of milk and some catnip, and claw your way into the movie with us. Remember to subscribe on iTunes and please share!

Stats/info: 2004 - Directed by Pitof, starring Halle Berry, Benjamin Bratt, and Sharon Stone

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It’s lucky episode number 13 and not only that, the inspiration for our name! This week we watch 1968’s “Rosemary’s Baby” directed by the POS Roman Polanski. This one’s a long one so, we’ve split it into two episodes for your convenience. Listen in as we discuss this iconic movie and the inspiration it’s brought to pop culture; the good and the bad. A few things to keep in mind, never eat chalky tasting mousse, don’t let turtleneck bastards get you down, and satanists are people too. Let’s get weird together and be sure to subscribe and rate us on Itunes! Shout out to the Wine and Crime Podcast gals who are the feature promo in this episode!

Stats/info: Directed by that POS Roman Polanksi, starring Mia Farrow, Ruth Gordon, John Cassevetes, and Sydney Blackmer

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It’s lucky episode number 13 and not only that, the inspiration for our name! This week we watch 1968’s “Rosemary’s Baby” directed by the POS Roman Polanski. This one’s a long one so, we’ve split it into two episodes for your convenience. Listen in as we discuss this iconic movie and the inspiration it’s brought to pop culture; the good and the bad. A few things to keep in mind, never eat chalky tasting mousse, don’t let turtleneck bastards get you down, and satanists are people too. Let’s get weird together and be sure to subscribe and rate us on Itunes! Shout out to the Wine and Crime Podcast gals who are the feature promo in this episode!

Stats/info: Directed by that POS Roman Polanksi, starring Mia Farrow, Ruth Gordon, John Cassevetes, and Sydney Blackmer

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If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “I wonder if a 300 ft. lizard who is running amuck causing chaos in New York city would be able to hide?” The answer is yes, yes it could. This week we re-lived our childhood and found nothing but utter disappointment when watching 1998’s “Godzilla.” Join us as we discuss Godzilla’s workout regime, the 300 eggs rollin’ around inside of her like a bingo cage, and the classic gumball trap. Dig yourself in to this episode and perhaps ruin your childhood memories of this movie as well. Help us spread our weird little wings and be sure to subscribe and rate us on Itunes!

Stats/info: 1998 - Directed by Roland Emmerich and Written by Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin, starring Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo, and Hank Azaria

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A movie inspired by a prank job posting for a man in a walrus suit, what could go wrong? The answer - absolutely nothing. Join us as we go full walrus and talk Jen’s top 5 heartwarming pet movies, a main character that we’re meant to hate, and the real mystery of this movie - did Teddy and Ally get it on?  We’re #TeamTeddy in this bonkers movie, dive on in with us and learn why! Don’t be a Walrus hater, be sure to subscribe and rate us on Itunes!

Stats/info: 2014 - Written and directed by Kevin Smith, starring Justin Long, Michael Parks, Haley Joel Osment, and Genesis Rodriguez

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Happy Valentine’s Day to you and your zombie lovers/friends. We. Love. This. Movie. We did have some questions though. What’s the timeline? BZ? AZ? BZE? Who else died in Julie’s life? Should we develop a program in case of zombies to just give them each a kiss? Were R’s feelings for Julie real? Where did she get that weed wacker? In any case, make sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll never get true love’s kiss.

Stats/info: 2013, written by Jonathan Levine, starring Nicholas Hoult, Teresa Palmer, Analeigh Tipton, and John Malkovich

A movie where the title character doesn’t show up until ⅔ into the movie and most of the budget was spent on leather pants, “Queen of the Damned” is one of those rare films that makes you say, “Twilight did it better”. Put on your favorite Disturbed song and headbang with us through the movie that spends way too much time narrating what the characters are doing, instead of giving them dialogue. Subscribe and join our coven of weird, won’t you?

Stats/info: 2002 - Directed by Michael Rymer, starring Stuart Townsend, Aaliyah, and Marguerite Moreau

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#nodead kids, #norealkids #nodemonkids. What happens when you take White Bread, Pumpkin Spice, and throw in some blue gloves and demon kids? Gary Oldman and Idris Elba happen. This week we watched “The Unborn” and boy were we amazed at how bad it was. The real mystery/horror of this movie was the age of the characters and the timeline of events. Listen in kids, as we discuss the overuse of establishing shots, slo-motion, and tired creepy Carl (Carl = Barto). Molly eats Doritos under a blanket for those who have Misophonia because she cares about the fans. Perhaps some mutual care can be found by being sure to subscribe and rating us on Itunes!

Stats/info: 2009 - Directed by David S. Goyer starring Odette Annable, Gary Oldman, Cam Gigandet, Meagan Good, Idris Elba, Ethan Cutkosky

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What do you do when some a**holes steal your money? Go after them of course! We watched the 1993 Leprechaun, another “so bad it’s good” horror movie. While the hero of our story, Leprechaun (Lep, for short) is dealing with a shoe compulsion, he manages to remain a master actor and a true thespian, clearly trained with the likes of Sir Ian McKellan. His commitment to his roles is truly astounding, rivaling even that of the great Charlton Heston. Alas, the only thing this film was missing was the "To be, or not to be" soliloquy from Billy Shakespeare’s Hamlet.

1993 - Starring Jennifer Aniston, Warwick Davis, Ken Olandt. Directed by Mark Jones.