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This is a story about heroes. No, thatās too much. This is a story aboutĀ what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the Land of No Return!
This strange and mysterious realm teeters
ever on the verge of disaster, barely having survived the apocalyptic world curses! But from the ashes rose the Treaty of Budan and the nations of La Tari achieved a hard won peace. The starving were fed, calamitous war averted and a safe and prosperous zone established. But there were those who opposed the treaty- who chafed at silken shackles of peace. Villains who sought power at the expense of the landās very survival! These vile ne'er do wells found power in the study of dark magicks and used their martial prowess to enslave their neighbours- forcing them to toil under a repressive yokeĀ to further their selfish hunger for dark esoteric knowledge. So vast became the gap between the power of these villains and those of the forces ofĀ peace that the nations were forced to once again band together commissioning aĀ fellowship of heroes, of champions, to meet the crisis head-on. Each a master of theirĀ respective art, willing and ready to meet these wicked casters in battle if and when the need arose.
This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart!Ā For I tell no word of a lie: Shit gets fucked really fast!
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WELCOME TO THE REACH BATTLE ARENA!!!!
Episode 5
mardi 19 aoĆ»t 2025 ā¢ Duration 34:35
While others scramble to clean up Dec and Seilbhās boozy bloodbath, Pog takes the opportunity to move the plot forward... with a bit of backup.
Seilbh-Ā Krissi Williams
Nikhol Ashorn-Ā Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi-Ā Danielle Thuen
Nanda Nall-Ā Justin Fife
Descartamelius (Dec) Goāorbulle-Ā Dylan Smith
Chancellor-Ā Kat McQueen
Cinnte Micheart-Ā Gemma Maclean-Mair
Shain Sotalach-Ā Adam RobinsonĀ
Addison De Ara-Ā Laura Duncan
High Seer-Ā Jen de Haan
Grommuk-Ā Girunduu
Snargle-Ā Madeleine Buttitta
TURBOMURDERBUTCHER-Ā Girunduu
Warden of the Household-Ā AJ Fidalgo
Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran-Ā Kier Zhou
Biksune Ree-Ā Ā Taylor Michaels
Magedad-Ā Jim Tuohy
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Who Sh*t In Your BĆ¼no?!
Season 1 Ā· Episode 4
dimanche 7 juillet 2024 ā¢ Duration 35:31
Whilst most of the party try to advance the plot and explore a little lore, Dec and Lif's antics derail the story.
Ā Written byĀ Kier ZhouĀ andĀ Jack Duncan
Addison De Ara -Ā Laura Duncan
Shain SotalachĀ -Ā Adam Robinson
Descartamelius (Dec) Goāorbulle -Ā Dylan Smith
Nanda Nall-Ā Justin Fife
Cinte Micheart-Ā Ā Gemma Maclean-Mair
Nikol Ashorn -Ā Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi-Ā Daniellelanois
Seilbh-Ā Krissi Williams
Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan
Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari-Ā Girunduu
Biksune Ree-Ā Ā Taylor Michaels
Gorluk The Inspired-Ā Graham Capobianco
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It May Already Be too Late, Eunuch Boy!
Episode 3
lundi 3 juin 2024 ā¢ Duration 30:01
The Mageslayers head to the ancient city of Reach in the Terrq'n Mountains to investigate their mysterious artefact!
Ā Written byĀ Kier ZhouĀ andĀ Jack Duncan
Addison De Ara -Ā Laura Duncan
Shain SotalachĀ -Ā Adam Robinson
Descartamelius (Dec) Goāorbulle -Ā Dylan Smith
Nanda Nall-Ā Justin Fife
Cinte Micheart-Ā Ā Gemma Maclean-Mair
Nikol Ashorn -Ā Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi-Ā Daniellelanois
Seilbh-Ā Krissi Williams
Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan
Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari-Ā Girunduu
Librarian-Ā Kier Zhou
Biksune Ree-Ā Ā Taylor Michaels
Sister Jiaomei-Ā Ā Lyssa JayĀ
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Revenge of the Cult Teens Of Terrible Darkness
Episode 2
lundi 3 juin 2024 ā¢ Duration 27:30
The story continues!
Written byĀ Kier ZhouĀ andĀ Jack Duncan
Addison De Ara -Ā Laura Duncan
Shain SotalachĀ -Ā Adam Robinson
Descartamelius (Dec) Goāorbulle -Ā Dylan Smith
Nanda Nall-Ā Justin Fife
Cinte Micheart/Silda Grass-Ā Ā Gemma Maclean-Mair
Mr Grass -Ā Robb Clark
Nikol Ashorn -Ā Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi-Ā Daniellelanois
Seilbh-Ā Krissi Williams
Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan
Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari-Ā Girunduu
MagekidĀ -Ryan Andrew Dillon
Dark Mistress-Ā Kiyana MorganĀ @KiChanVA
Gore Drinker- Girunduu
Keith-Ā Kier Zhou
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This Time, It's Me!
Episode 1
lundi 3 juin 2024 ā¢ Duration 25:02
This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart!Ā For I tell no word of a lie: Shit gets fucked really fast!
Written byĀ Kier ZhouĀ andĀ Jack Duncan
Addison De Ara -Ā Laura Duncan
Shain SotalachĀ -Ā Adam Robinson
Descartamelius (Dec) Goāorbulle -Ā Dylan Smith
Captain Competent-Ā Kier Zhou
Nanda Nall-Ā Justin Fife
Cinte Micheart-Ā Ā Gemma Maclean-Mair
Nikol Ashorn -Ā Cameron Gergett
Phaetra Coi-Ā Daniellelanois
Seilbh-Ā Krissi Williams
Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack Duncan
Flavian (Jaggerz) Jagari-Ā Girunduu
Preacher-Ā Graham Capobianco
Mage Dad-Ā Jim Tuohy
MagekidĀ -Ryan Andrew Dillon
Dark Mistress-Ā Kiyana MorganĀ @KiChanVA
Gore Drinker- Girunduu
Keith-Ā Kier Zhou
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