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4: The Black Thorn: Time to Redirect09 Mar 202600:12:59

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The Black Thorn gets a beer.


Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou

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20: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I'd Like That Very Much...02 Mar 202601:05:16

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The Orillian Regiment are leaving... The Vashjek Inaia have re-joined the Warlord's forces... and The Dayan Army is nowhere to be seen... 

What do you do when you know all is lost? Do you go quietly into the night? Or will you rage against the dying of the light?

Episode Art by Jim Tuohy

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Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales

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Jorvin: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

Swifty: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

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5: Wide-End: Swimming in the Endless Sea27 Oct 202500:32:09

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Anzhlo recalls his time in the camp and his run ins with Fuzhlo. Yvonna secures permission for the Saurians to stay. Brucco and Yvonna get closer. Semion takes a stroll around Wide-End

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Anzhlo: Matt Evans
Yvonna: Lauren Littlewood
Semion Quietknife: Dave Hodgson
Fuzhlo: Dontae Majors
Turzhlo: Drew ‘hupfva’ B
Ysenda: Gemma Maclean- Mair
Brucco: Christian Maclean-Mair
Sister Always: Glenda Vilimar
Everyone else: Kier Zhou

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7: Mageslayers: Can We Get On With This Please?!12 Oct 202500:34:45

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The Party arrive in Terrqas to begin their side quest... but not everyone is happy with how the Reach Arc concluded.

Seilbh- Krissi Williams

Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett

Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen

Nanda Nall- Justin Fife

Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith

Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair

Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson 

Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan

Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran- Kier Zhou

Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels

Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro

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3: Wide-End: Let's See What All The Fuss Is About, Shall We?05 Oct 202500:39:24

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Brucco returns to the camp and Lady Isolde attempts to befriend Anzhlo. Fuzhlo and Gnilfeit meet with Semion Quietknife.

Anzhlo- Matt Evans
Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood
Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou

Brucco- Christian McLean-Mair
Ysenda - Gemma McLean-Mair
Orryn- Kier Zhou 

Abbott Liare: Lilly Inverse

Fuzhlo- Dontae Majors
Chura- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Gnilfeit: Krissi Williams

Semion Quietknife: Dave Hodgson


Content Warning ⚠️: 

- Foul language 
-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Explicit Sexual Themes
- Reference to Drug Use

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1: Wide-End: Bloody Ungrateful Creatures28 Sep 202500:40:59

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The Isoldes get a surprise visit late in the night, Brucco finds the Rain Chapel camp less than welcoming.

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Anzhlo- Matt Evans
Yvonna Isolde- Lauren Littlewood
Erik Isolde- Kier Zhou
Mikkel- Adam Robinson
Sir Casper - Girunduu

Brucco- Christian McLean-Mair
Ysenda - Gemma McLean-Mair
Orryn- Kier Zhou (Originally Mario Guttadauro)

Captain Ironside- James Hart
Fuzhlo- Dontae Majors
Chura- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams
Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Content Warning ⚠️: 

- Foul language 
-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Kidnapping 
- Reference to Drug Use

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2: The 2teg: Are You Sure You're Not Just Really, Really, Really Ill?!01 Jun 202500:29:59

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Wow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule in the book.. selective memory from the prime suspect... I'm not buying it.

Samael Vine/Rayan/Matthias Alaric/Weiguan- Kier Zhou

Lars Xu- Blake White

Scurlott Tupou- Marta Hodgson

Gnilfiet/Lucca- Krissi Williams

Leda- Lilly Inverse

Elyra Lightfoot- Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Cole Lumbo- Chris RR Bauso

Selwyn Janicek – Stasi Dimitrova ig

Niillas Janicek – Dylan Smith

Lady Isolde- Lauren Littlewood

Brother Absalom- Girunduu
 
Luobo Ironside- James Hart

Ang Von Overton- Rachel Pulilam

Dallen Gersia- Daniellelanois

Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair



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1: The 2teg: It's Like Dranekian Theatre!31 May 202500:28:21

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Thank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is happening with some good old fashion interrogation!

Commander Vine/Matthias Alaric/Rayan/Saurians: Kier Zhou

Domina Elyra Lightfoot: Abbie Jordan-Tickle

Nyalie Alaric: Glenda Villimar

Constable Lucca/D'Brie: Krissi Williams

Lt Lars Xu - Blake White

Cole Lumbo P.I: Chris RR Bauso

Selwyn Janicek:  Stasi Dimitrova ig

Niillas Janicek: Dylan Smith

Anzhlo: Matt Evans

Yvonna Isolde:  Lauren Littlewood

Content Warning ⚠️: 

- Foul language 
-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Implied Sexual Themes

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3: Anderkant 2: You Truly Know Nothing!02 May 202500:43:51

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Min explores the temple. The Lessee has a fiery reunion. Herrand tries to walk a tight rope. Gnilfiet drinks some soup!

Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams
Thae Oraen - Gemma Maclean Mair
Everyone else- Kier Zhou

Content Warning:

- Torture
- Violence
- Lazy Crazy Oversexed Goddess Trope

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Bonus Content: The Last To Leave 02 May 202500:21:01

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The final days of the last age were filled with sadness...but for some... cosmic calamity was new...

Across many worlds and many lands, amongst many creatures... The Fall brought many ends and many beginnings... these are the tragic words of 'One of Many', 'The Last to Leave'.

One of Many: Justin Fife
Angau: Kier Zhou

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2: Anderkant: I Have No Idea What's Happening!02 May 202500:52:20

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Are you finding Anderkant confusing and difficult to follow? Well how do you think Min feels?!

Min finally makes it to Anderkant and encounters one of it's denizens. Gnilfeit makes gets more involved with the Lessee's plans... H keeps manipulating our hapless hero.

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Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams
Thae Oraen - Gemma Maclean Mair
Miner 1 - Adam Robinson
Miner 2 - Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore

Everyone else- Kier Zhou

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1: Anderkant 2: I Just Want Out...01 May 202500:36:10

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Who is 'H'? Who is The Lessee? Who is this enigmatic sister?...Well...actually...if you've been listening to the other stories and bonus episodes...you might be able to figure out the latter... and the former...

This episode follows our villain's backstory and begins to unravel the mystery of what they are really up to with the Anderkant Project.

Be prepared...it...gets...weird.

Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Content Warning:

-Foul Language
-Death...lots of death...
- Violence...lots of violence...
- Mind Control
- Extortion
- Hostage

Gnilfiet: Krissi Williams
H/Tran/Min/Billy/Tran/Torriq/Lessee/Teresa/Everyone else: Kier Zhou  

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3: The Black Thorn: It's Not Mine... 23 Feb 202600:12:48

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The Black Thorn is recognised.


Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou

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743$736: F33dErr0r: 9a2t 53v3N.30 Apr 202500:20:19

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Original release date 20 Apr 2024

I've fixed this bloody thing three times now! Why is it being so weird!? I think we might have to drop this story telling conceit if it carries on any longer...

Cole Lumbo - Chris RR Bauso
Elyra Lightfoot - Abbie Tickle
Matko- AJ Fidalgo (AKA Mr F)
Vasa - Lilly Inverse
Selwyn Janicek- Stasi Dimitrova ig
Zafar- Christian Maclean-Mair

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6: The Orillian 2egiment: That's The Way He’d Want To Go!06 Apr 202500:23:24

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Gazi struggles to make friends with the Red Shirts...  Colonel Wilifred struggles to put the evidence together... Gnilfeit and Third continue their battle... Tommo gets a touching moment...

| Chermise Vermillion | Dragonbait
| Dag'r | Lilly Inverse
| Deky | Cameron Gergett
| Gazi | Graham Capobianco
| Gnilfeit | Krissi Williams
| Layna Jareg | Rae Witte
| Major | Chris (One Wall)
| Olda| Anne Marie Lebeau
| Rufus Sark | Chris (One Wall)
| Sushila | Loretta Chang
| Tommo | Jack Duncan
| Von Overton | Rachel Pulliam
| Wilifred | Ed Craggbarber

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5: The Orillian 2egiment: He's Not Going To Make It, Is He?05 Apr 202500:24:33

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Gazi and Von Overton return to the lines just in time for the fight back...  Von Overton receives some bad news. Luobo leaves Dagrun at the Row and goes looking for the Guard Commander. Tommo gets some peculiarly timed grief from one of his Vir.

| Anan | Skyler Giordano
| Bezeroa | Tyler Moody
| Chermise Vermillion | Dragonbait
| Dag'r | Lilly Inverse
| Dagrun  | Kier Zhou
| Deky | Cameron Gergett
| Door Man| Graham Capobianco
| Gazi | Graham Capobianco
| Ivanic | Justin Fife
| Jinu | Anna Gąsecka, also known as Ren_Overshares
| Kane| Tyler Moody
| Layna Jareg | Rae Witte
| Luobo | James Hart
| OR Guard | Tyler Moody
| OR LT | AJ FidLAGO
| Rufus Sark | Chris (One Wall)
| Sendat | Rae Witte
| Sharp | Kier Zhou
| Tommo | Jack Duncan
| Von Overton | Rachel Pulliam
| Wedder | Chris (One Wall)
| Wilifred | Ed Craggbarber

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4: Flashback: The Orillian 2egiment: There Is Nothing But Harmony In The Row!04 Apr 202500:35:23

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We flashback in time to give you all the context you were missing!

Anan-  | Skyler Giordano
Dag'r - | Lilly Inverse
Kova Dagrun-  | Kier Zhou
Deky-  | Cameron Gergett
Gav-  | Dylan Smith
Gazi-  | Graham Capobianco
Guildmaster-  | Girunduu
Ivanic-  | Justin Fife
Jarna - | Daniellelanois
Jinu - | Ren @Ren_Cant
Kane-  | Tyler Moody
Kongol-  | OneWallChris
Luobo-  | James Hart
Mal-  | Girunduu
Olda-  | Anne Marie Lebeau
OR Guard-  | Tyler Moody
Sam - | Kier Zhou
Sendat-  | Rae Witte
Sharp-  | Kier Zhou
Sushila-  | Loretta Chang
Theras-  | Dr Lou Sutcliffe
Tommo-  | Jack Duncan
Von Overton-  | Rachel Pulliam
Colonel Wilifred-  | Ed Craggbarber

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3: The Orillian 2egiment: I Told You, Didn't I?02 Apr 202500:37:55

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Original Release Date: 22 Apr 2024

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Content Warning ⚠️:

- Foul language
-  Peril
- Violence
- Death/Dying

The Guard Commander refuses to explain. The Colonel takes drastic action. Gazi and Von Overton head to the Aventine. The captured boys encounter old 'friends' and 'family'. Sharp has to deal with the political fall out. Gnilfiet confronts Third.

Cpl Deky - Cameron Gergett (Recap played by Luke Scarrow)

Tpr Hupsu Tommo- Jack Duncan

Tpr Nuori Gazi- Graham Capobianco

Sgt Gavin Fern - Dylan Smith

Sgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu

Col. Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-Barber

Ang Von Overton - Rachel Pulliam (Recap played by Angela Yih)

Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams

Theras O'Phil- Dr Lou Sutcliffe

Sushila Tommo - Loretta Chang

Dag'r Tommo - Lilly Inverse

Olda Tommo - Anne Marie Lebeau

Violet Marshall Ivanic - Justin Fife

Guard Commander Samael Vine/Third - Kier Zhou



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2: The Orillian 2egiment: Well, You Might Well Have Killed Us All!01 Apr 202500:20:51

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The Boys return and things get dangerous!

CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu)
Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan Smith(@DylanandDragons)
Cpl Dek Ana- Cameron Gergett (@Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink)

Constable Ang Von Overton- Rachel Pulliam
Captain Luobo Ironside - James Hart
Tpr Gazi - Graham Capobianco
Tpr Tomo - Jack Duncan

Col Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-Barber
Sgt Mjr Kova Dagrun- Kier Zhou

Gnilfeit- Krissi Williams
Anan- Skyler Giordano

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- Foul language 
-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying



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1: The Orillian 2egiment: These Barbarians! 31 Mar 202500:13:16

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The next chapter in the journal of the Chief Signalman of the HNS Deliverance.

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18: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: "This Is Your Final Warning!”18 Mar 202501:04:06

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Salryn has a long awaited reunion, but it is nothing like how she imagined it. Food, water and gold dwindles and treachery is discovered. Swifty takes drastic action. The city's heart is lifted by report of an army advancing from the North... It looks like the Dayan relief is finally here!

Episode Art by Jim Tuohy

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Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales

Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

Malcolm Rigby: Girunduu

Gavin Fern: Dylan Smith

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17: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: You Know What Doesn't Have An End?...17 Mar 202501:18:37

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Things start to get tense in the city. Cracks start to show. Swifty indoctrinates his newest Barrel-Man. Ceanni tries to lead Swift further astray. Factions plays nice in the colleges. Factions scheme in the shadows. Salryn has a surprise visitor. Salryn struggles to unpack Vita and Alaric's byzantine schemes.

Episode Art by Jim Tuohy

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Gamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales

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Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

Malcolm Rigby: Girunduu

Gavin Fern: Dylan Smith

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16: Fate of Daya: Journey to the World-Scar.16 Mar 202500:35:00

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Delicate Hammer has left the city... but where did he go? and what did he find?

Ignatius Leon - AJ Fidalgo

Thae Oraen- Gemma Maclean-Mair

Gnilfiet- Krissi Williams 

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2: The Black Thorn: I've Become Too Comfortable...09 Feb 202600:10:11

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The Black Thorn makes his way home.


Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou

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15: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: Everything is Going to be Fine...15 Mar 202501:22:39

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Our heroes reminisce. Delicate Hammer provides words of encouragement. There is scheming in The Colleges. Salryn and Jorvin give Swifty a job!

Episode Art by Jim Tuohy

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Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

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14: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: Need You Aid?14 Mar 202501:02:12

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HOLY SHIT IS THAT A LERNIAN QUAD!?!

I guess you should probably listen to find out!

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Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

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13: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: We All Died For Daya!13 Mar 202501:05:06

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They have faced a feinting force. They have faced insurgents in the city. They have faced the mysterious machinations of Alaric Sylwraith and they have faced the political arena of the colleges. But now the Warlords are here to play for real.

Will the party be able to muster the motley band of Sun and Moonshields to defend the city walls against a prepared and disciplined force?

I guess you should probably listen to find out!

Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

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12: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: Everything Is Totally Normal!12 Mar 202500:58:59

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Jorvin rations the city and bestows Swifty with a new title. Swifty puts Delicate Hammer through 'the trials'  and Salryn speaks with the Vashjek Inaia.

Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith


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11: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: The Clothes Maketh The Man..11 Mar 202501:08:37

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Vita is dead... the city is still under attack... what will our heroes do?

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Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

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10: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: You Wouldn't Believe Me, Even If I Told You...10 Mar 202500:47:22

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Can Alaric talk his way out of this one?

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Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

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9: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I Am Quite Concussed! 09 Mar 202500:58:39

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Jorvin and Swifty investigate Alaric. The Party reunites to see Vita.

Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

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8: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: What Manner Of Gobsh**e Is This!?08 Mar 202500:23:22

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The battle for the streets ends...the battle for the city begins.

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Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

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7: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: Keep That Blade Sharp, Yeah.07 Mar 202500:41:41

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Salryn rises to the occasion!

Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

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6: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: If You Have To Step Up, You Step Up06 Mar 202500:44:02

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Will Salryn rise to the occasion?

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Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

Malcolm Rigby: Girunduu

Gavin Fern: Dylan Smith

Hupsu Tommo: Jack Duncan

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1: The Black Thorn: My Dark Hunger26 Jan 202600:12:00

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The Black Thorn visits the countryside. 


Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou

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5: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I Require It, Nonetheless05 Mar 202500:50:31

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An assassin in the warehouse, a mysterious character under the temple, and a useless commander of the guard- the story continues.

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Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

Padah/Zarif: Benjamin Sharp

Malcolm Rigby: Girunduu

Gavin Fern: Dylan Smith

Hupsu Tommo: Jack Duncan

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4: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: "What Do We Do?"04 Mar 202500:48:26

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The city burns, the farms burn and the enemy army is marching towards them… what will our heroes do?

Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

Captain Nuori Gazi: Graham Capobianco

Pilot: Girunduu

Padah/Zarif: Benjamin Sharp

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3: Actual: Play: The Fate of Daya: The Battle of Nuur03 Mar 202500:46:31

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Our heroes thought the war was over…but the battle has come to familiar shores.

Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

Captain Nuori Gazi: Graham Capobianco

Pilot: Girunduu

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2: The Fate of Daya: The Adventurers and The City02 Mar 202501:05:15

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All seems well in Daya and the war is finally going the right way! Daya’s Army and it’s allies are marching to the destruction of the warlords who have plagued the land for almost a century. Hope is in the air, a new future just on the horizon… nothing could possibly go wrong.

Welcome to our vibrant world where gods have abandoned mortals and an intriguing adventure awaits you.

Uncover the secrets of the city of Daya together with our exceptional players - Cameron, Gemma, and Jack and, our amazing GM, Dylan (Kier is also present). 

Follow us as we navigate through Daya’s bustling streets and uncover the city's complex  dynamics.

We introduce Jack's character, a gentleman in patchwork armour with an intriguing morning ritual and a peculiar fixation on barrels.  Meet Gemma’s character, a half-nix, ex merc, member of the Moon Shields!  And Cameron’s character! A noble son from the lands to the west, down on his luck and forced to thieve to feed his need for fine clothes!

Want to learn more about Vash and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

Tai Jiong: Kier Zhou

Lady Vita Riven/Gavin Fern: Dylan Smith

Malcolm Rigby: Girunduu

Hupsu Tommo: Jack Duncan

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1: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: What is an Actual Play?01 Mar 202500:03:14

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Hey all!

We, here at No Return, are returning to our roots!

As some of you may know, Erset La Tari; The Land of No Return, began life as a 'homebrew' Table Top Role Playing Game (TTRPG) setting.

Thanks to the immense talents of Dylan Smith (GM of Hearthfire Tales, as well as  the voice of Sergeant Gavin Fern and Niillas Janicek on No Return) we are able to bring No Return to you in the form of a TTRPG Actual play.

Co- Gamemastered by Dylan and Kier Zhou and played by the recognisable vocal talents of Jack (Tommo), Gemma (Ysenda, Thae Oraen & Cinnte) and Cameron (Amghar, Jyce Inacio, and the new voice of Deky and Ayelen). We are truly excited to bring the world of No Return to you in a more improvised, player led and spontaneous format where the players decisions and the whims of the dice will decide 'The Fate of Daya'.

Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoink

Salryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair

‘Swifty’: Jack Duncan

GM: Dylan Smith

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Yep.... yep... definitely in need of repairs...

Originally published 26 Feb 2024

Samael Vine: Kier Zhou
Niillas Janicek: Dylan Smith
Selwyn Janicek: Stasi Dimitrova ig
Paela: Dragonbait
Matko: AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr F
Vasa: Lilly Inverse  

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Bonus Content: The Bards of Sada Emedu07 Feb 202500:24:02

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It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol.

Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu.

Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore

Ered Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/

Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle.

Putrack Winesworth is played by Mario Guttadauro

The Dry Egg's Master of Ceremonies is played by Kier Zhou

The Emeduan Hymn (Lyrics) were written and performed by Kier Zhou with strangled crowd vocals by Ying Zhou and Nieves Cohen

Era of Silence is written by Gemma Mclean-Mair and performed by Abbie Tickle and Gemma McLean-Mair.

This is Not a Warning! is written and performed by Stuart Bullock

This is My Goodbye (lyrics)- were written and performed by Connor Hodgson

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5: Anderkant : It Was The Leps!06 Feb 202500:17:00

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Min runs for his life to escape the darkland creatures- only to begin running out of air...is this our hero's final goodbye?

Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Content Warning ⚠️: 

- Foul language 
-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying


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4: Anderkant: I Can Carry It! 05 Feb 202500:21:50

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Sounds of movement in the dark spook our trapped pioneers. The Lessee's sister visits with warnings and 'H' finally convinces Min to head into Anderkant...but boy does that Kabouter like to dilly-dally...

Want to learn more about Anderkant, the Kabouters and the NoReturniverse? Why not check out The Lore of No Return

Gnilfiet: Krissi Williams

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3: Anderkant: I Said Don’t! Interrupt!05 Feb 202500:17:19

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The Lessee shows his true colours and the Specialist pays the price. Min and 'H' spend some time staring at the stars.

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Content Warning ⚠️: 

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-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying
- Suicide

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8: Mageslayers: Wait... What Do They Call It Here?17 Dec 202500:41:08

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The Heist Begins!

Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch Kaye

Uruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega

Gorluk - Graham Capobianco

Biksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels

Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro

Seilbh- Krissi Williams

Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett

Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen

Nanda Nall- Justin Fife

Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith

Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair

Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson 

Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan

Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil- Kier Zhou

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2: Anderkant: Please, Call Me 'H'04 Feb 202500:16:23

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Trapped and alone in the Darklands, Min considers his options.

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-  Peril 
- Violence
- Death/Dying


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1: Anderkant: I Can't Do This.03 Feb 202500:15:20

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Journey into the deepest depths of the Darklands.

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- Violence
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Anderkant Trailer01 Feb 202500:03:02

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I think the title of this episode says it all…

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The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part Five.01 Feb 202500:09:52

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The Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe.

Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga.

Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis. 

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