My Momma Told Me – Details, episodes & analysis

Are church ladies who speak in tongues suppressed hoes? Langston and David answer a listener's email about this conspiracy theory and go deep into Black churches and what "giving yourself to the Lord" means. The guys also ask themselves what God means to them. Don't worry, this existential conversation is temporary as soon as we hop into "post-ghost cobbler" and how what all these church hoes need is just a meal at Denny's. 

JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES:

WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods! 

DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon

CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins

HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room)

ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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Langston and David answer a listener’s email about Black gay men using white women as beards. 

WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods! 

DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon

CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins

HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room)

ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are drugs being laced with fentanyl by the government? Langston and David sit down with X Mayo (The Daily Show with Trevor Noah) to talk about this conspiracy theory. They talk about the rise of fentanyl in drugs, walk down the history of the legalization of certain drugs, deregulation, and how certain drugs are used as a political tool purposely targeted towards groups to lose/gain monetarily. Of course, all these motifs are fueled by racism and capitalism. Plus, talks of Kendrick and Drake arise, which will be a "Forever Subject" on this podcast. 

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Khloe Kardashian's biological father O.J. Simpson? Langston and David chat with actress Xosha Roquemore about Brentwood's best kept secret. They discuss Kris Jenner's multiple marital affairs and Kardashian family has driven the economy in the Dominican Republic. Who is actually Khloe's father? Why haven't they addressed the BBLs on their reality show? What's a key party? More questions will be answered in this episode.

Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected]

We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!

Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about Steve Harvey being an energy vampire.

DENVER, WE'RE COMING TO HIGH PLAINS COMEDY FESTIVAL: Get your tickets here!

Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected]

We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!

Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod

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Was the Alabama Riverfront brawl a cover-up for aliens? Langston and David hang out with Papp Johnson (Timeless on YouTube) about this conspiracy theory he brought up at the Los Angeles live show. Are the aliens hiding in plain disguise to throw off planet Earth? Why didn't anyone pull out a gun in an open carry state? How many billions of planets have life? What's a baby BBL? We ask so many questions in this wild episode, plus Langston threatens to go down on your wife. 

DENVER, WE'RE COMING TO HIGH PLAINS COMEDY FESTIVAL: Get your tickets here!

Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected]

We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!

Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod

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My Momma Told Me live episodes are available on the first Friday of every month on Diamond Bonus. Live episodes will become available to the public two weeks later. 

Bye, bitch! 

Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected]

We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!

Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod

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Langston and David roast a listener's email about the white perspective of Black men wearing the dress. 

Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected]

We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!

Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod

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Are white people aliens? Langston and David talk with recent My Momma Told Me live guest, Skyler Higley (Conan), about this wild conspiracy theory, the connections between Mormonism and extraterrestrial life, and where the hell the Caucasus region is. Is adoption another form of abduction? Allergies from the sun and more are also discussed in this crazy episode.

Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected]

We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!

Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod

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Langston and David answer an avid listener's email about Crispus Attucks and encourages demonstrations at future tours.

Send your conspiracy theories, music drops, and any problematic talks to [email protected]

We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me. Subscribe to the channel here!

Want to follow the craziness of Black conspiracy theories? We're on Instagram at @mymommatoldmepod

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