HAMMERCRAWL! – Details, episodes & analysis

WOO HOO, NATALIE IS BACK! We missed her greatly, and are super extra ULTRA DRAGON PUNCH EDITION* happy to have her join us again for HAMMERCRAWL! This episode is our third recording session of the ongoing new DUNGEON FULL OF MONSTERS! In this installment of the adventures of THE CRIMSON THORNS, we learn that feline mysteries are afoot, indeed. A new party member joins the crew after a brief visit back to town, and the party gets there, aha, fingers in more than one Chaos Pie...

Oh yeah: do you like mimes? I hope you like mimes. This episode's got mimes, miming mightily.

* The one with the pre-order bonus of an alternate hide color for Vovine the Bovine, of course.

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

Links of Note:

• The Dungeon Full of Monsters
• The Garbage Goons
• The Donjon: your one-stop site for all things random
• Dungeon Cartography Cards from Undercity Games
• The GameMaster's Apprentice Cards by Larcenous Designs
• Monster Mod Cards by Fatbelly Press
• Encounter Building Cards (Traps & Locations) by Eric Bright

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Pepper Graveworm," Scott as "Roland Cockfinger," The Mad Marquis as "Arthictor," Kylee as "Inky Kowalski", Natalie as "Brienne McKnight"
• Group Name: The Crimson Thorns
• Dungeon: Skull Mountain (The Dungeon Full of Monsters)
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Majestic Shadow
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: Just fill that clam with some chaos kombucha, throw in a severed chaos leg, and hope for the best!

Episode Length: 02:34:01 (we support Chapter Marks!)

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Our special new extended campaign continues with its second session, here on the HAMMERCRAWL! comedic dungeon crawl podcast! While our process is usually 100% generated on the fly through a mix of improv and quick-draw cards, for this campaign we're using the wonderful DUNGEON FULL OF MONSTERS (by Johnstone Metzger) as the underlying dungeon into which our probably-doomed adventurers are delving. Will Spandrel's will bring order to this chaotic cesspit of evil? Will anyone manage to escape with their limbs intact? Tune in and find out!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

Links of Note:

• The Dungeon Full of Monsters
• The Donjon: your one-stop site for all things random
• Dungeon Cartography Cards from Undercity Games
• The GameMaster's Apprentice Cards by Larcenous Designs
• Monster Mod Cards by Fatbelly Press
• Encounter Building Cards (Traps & Locations) by Eric Bright

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Pepper Graveworm," Scott as "Roland Cockfinger," The Mad Marquis as "Arthictor," Kylee as "Inky Kowalski"
• Group Name: The Crimson Thorns
• Dungeon: Skull Mountain (The Dungeon Full of Monsters)
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Majestic Shadow
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: When confronted with a pool of shimmering dungeon LSD, you drink that shit.

Episode Length: 02:37:17 (we support Chapter Marks!)

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AT LONG LAST, WE RETURN! Sorry for the long wait, folks! The Breakfast Puppies setup has recently undergone a complete studio move and upgrade, which has taken a lot more work than initially planned. But after a break for the convention season, we're back to regular releases of HAMMERCRAWL! This time we bring you the first of the new WAGONCRAWL! adventures, recorded live on stage at Wagoncon 2019, right here in the beautiful Columbia Gorge. We had an awesome turnout of folks ready to cycle through the meatgrinder, scoring us a good handful of episodes to roll out for your listening enjoyment.

As explained in the introduction, we had a bit of an echo problem in the space where we were recording. As such, these have taken an extra special amount of care while editing in order to get them to sound just right. We apologize if any irritating sound artifacts made it into the recording, we did our best to zap them all.

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

Links of Note:

• Dungeon Cartography Cards from Undercity Games
• The GameMaster's Apprentice Cards by Larcenous Designs
• Monster Mod Cards by Fatbelly Press
• Encounter Building Cards (Traps & Locations) by Eric Bright
• DM Screen by Arbitrary Crafts

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Ross Hammer as "Bavel Dawn," Janell as "Lady Enu Deathbringer," Sean as "Burly Hammerbeard," and Connor as "Jose Greasefinger"
• Group Name: Scooper's Bears
• Dungeon: The WAGONCRAWL! (via The Secret Chambers of Evil)
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song A Majestic Shadow
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: The renowned hatred between Clowns and Potted Plants may be something you can use to your advantage.

Episode Length: 37:34 (we support Chapter Marks!)

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In this episode of HAMMERCRAWL!, the group learns some very important tactics when dealing with an enraged half-ogre. This wraps up another batch of episodes in the ongoing saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND as they continue deeper into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS. We'll see you next time!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, In the Hall of the Eternal Darkness
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: Remember: In the middle of combat, eating a dead worm is a full round action.

Episode Length: 34:13 (we support Chapter Marks!)

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In the newest episode of the ongoing saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND, our crew gets up close and personal with some very angry tentacles in THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS, in a very unpleasant way. No, not that way. Stop that. Don't be gross. It's another exciting and hilarious episode of HAMMERCRAWL, the procedurally-generated dungeon crawl podcast!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, Vortex
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: Don't forget to pack some chalk: the more you eat, the healthier you become!

Episode Length: 33:20 (we support Chapter Marks!):

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It's time for another exciting episode of HAMMERCRAWL, the procedurally-generated comedic dungeon crawl podcast! Picking up where we left off, the WOLVES OF ZARAMUND move ever-so-slightly forward on their first venture into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS. Having dealt with the slimy guardian of the first chamber, Dom makes up their mind on the nature of gelatinous cubes. The rest of the party makes important discovers on methods of dental hygiene while dungeon crawling.

For this new batch, we're back to releasing the episodes weekly (well, more or less), instead of the binge-release format we used for the last few batches. The player lineup has changed a bit, and we welcome new player Jessie to the bunch!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, The Loneliness of the Giant Buffalo
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: In a pinch, a gelatinous cube can make for an excellent mid-dungeon cure for that not-so fresh feeling.

Episode Length: 35:07 (we support Chapter Marks!)

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The saga of THE WOLVES OF ZARAMUND continues on HAMMERCRAWL!, the procedurally-generated comedic dungeon crawl podcast. We return to the ongoing story of the Wolves on their newest adventure, delving further into THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS! In this episode, learn of the dangers of poking strange statues in weird dungeons, and experience the majesty of the GLITTERING STRIKE!

For this new batch, we're back to releasing the episodes weekly, instead of the binge-release format we used for the last few batches. The player lineup has changed a bit, and we welcome new player Jessie to the bunch!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

Links of Note:

• Dark Dungeons RPG
• Dark Dungeons Movie
• Dark Dungeons Chick Tract

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, Forever Trapped Within the Arakno Kastle Katacombs
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: When encountering strange statues of evil tentacle people, give 'em a good poke, that always works out.

Episode Length: 24:10 (we support Chapter Marks!):

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Welcome back to another episode of HAMMERCRAWL! the 100% randomly-generated comedic actual play podcast. After a bit of a break, the Wolves of Zaramund are finally back on the mics with a new adventure! Having given up on the Black Lair of the Vampire Count after suffering a few team losses, the remnants of their team gathers together for another foray into a brand new dungeon: THE PIT OF TENEBROUS WORMS!

For this new batch, we're back to releasing the episodes weekly, instead of the binge-release format we used for the last few batches. The player lineup has changed a bit, and we welcome new player Jessie to the bunch!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel and a Facebook Page, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes! For even more info and options, check out our main website or our new low-bandwidth alternative feed site.

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful," and Jessie Dettwiler as "ZayNon the Mono-Unsaturated"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Pit of Tenebrous Worms
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: A Majestic Shadow, The Dark Totem
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: If you can't get your brand new wolf to howl, try slapping it a few times. Or don't - it might be bitey...

Episode Length: 30:57 (we support Chapter Marks!):

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With this episode we conclude the first adventure of the Wolves of Zaramund! We open with more in-character discussion of future plans, and further preparation for the next dungeon. Stick around for a great post-mortem discussion on the events thus far, and the players' experiences with the HAMMERCRAWL! method of role-playing. Thanks for listening, everyone!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!

Links of Note:

• Whoopee! A Sex-Positive Variety Show
• Nesting: Vacancy - Horrific Episode Theater

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Edith Cumbersnatch," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured songs: Another World, Another Time, Lobrok Dan Labrak, and Guided By An Ancient Glory
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: If a strange group of adventurers at a coffee shop offers you a matching tattoo, you say yes!

Episode Length: 47:58 (we support Chapter Marks!):

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In the tenth episode of this saga, we deal with some post-dungeon, in-town miscellany. There's a lot of rules stuff here, but it's mixed in with a great amount of sweet character development, too. So hang around and get a deeper feel for how some of the background stuff works, and listen to the ongoing comedy! Oh, and meet the newest recruit to the Wolves, too!

Drop us a line! You can follow us on Twitter and Instagram as "Breakfastpuppy" or email NPC directly as NPC at Breakfastpuppies dot com. We have a Discord Channel, Facebook Page, and Google Plus Community, too! And let us know your thoughts by leaving a review on iTunes!

Credits:

• HAMMERSMITH: NPC
• Players: Lady Coquine as "Delphine the Delver," Rachel Kelly as "Edith Cumbersnatch," April as "Seraphina Labia," Natalie as "Dominion Chester Killfrogger," and Poppy Beaujolais as "Draug the Vengeful"
• Group Name: The Wolves of Zaramund
• Dungeon: The Black Lair of the Vampire Count
• Theme Song: "Chain Lightning" by Gygax
• Additional Music by: Erang - Featured song Feast of the Moon
• Game Rules: Available for free on Github!
• Daily Wisdom: In Hammercrawl, a Cleric without a Cure spell, is just a weak fighter trying desperately not to die.

Episode Length: 30:40 (we support Chapter Marks!):

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