Alice's search for answers about her ongoing pain have led her to MRIs. Doug's search for answers about nonsense have led him to the Norman Conquest. Very interesting times indeed.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How fat thighs and large breasts can make it hard to fly

- Some bad news for the goodest boys

- Ever cared to taste a salamander? You will.

- The home shopping network that's not The Home Shopping Network - Who holds the ceremonial giant scissors at beheadings?

Alice and Doug welcome back special guest Wendy Brown in this New Year's extravaganza. Doug puts Alice and Wendy's stress levels to the ultimate test. But Alice might be too (prescription) drugged up to feel the stress. Plus, is Wendy too kind for roller derby? Does Doug know *any* U.S. state capitals? And has Alice been watching the Saw movies too much? All this and more as we ring in 2025 in Terrible style.

Other discussion topics may include:

- New Year's festivities like fireworks, parades, and neighborhood gunshots

- Drew Carey's napping assistant

- The best thing before sliced bread

- What if Sir Anthony Hopkins really is a cannibal?

- Time is Crazy!!

Happy Halloween!

Alice and Doug invite Kevin Roach to the show for his annual Halloween episode. This year they debate which horror movie villains they'd bed (spoiler: The Predator has some sexy abs) and recite a brand new scary story. They also discuss the merits of a travel bidet (or two!) and wonder if Pat Morita could have convincingly played a small town sheriff.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The dark side of Dr. Seuss

- Auntie Lee's Meat Pies

- When on a vibrating boat, are you more likely to poop yourself, orgasm, or gently fall asleep?

- That time Hitler unwittingly left some DNA in a sausage mixer

- Honestly, more routine cannibalism talk than should be comfortable

Love is in the air, y'all, and boy, do we have a special treat in store! A mega-jumbo-epic episode with the most sordid (or assorted?) couple ever, Amelia and Naem Madi! 

Hear their Nicholas Sparks-esque romance saga, play some VD* games, and learn everything you never wanted to know about the seriously traumatic mating rituals of some of the kinkiest animals in the whole dang kingdom. Seriously, why is sex so gross? 

Other discussion topics may include:

- Should you be worried about an alligator sexing you?

- Necrotic hands and sentient dingleberries

- Some absolute slander on Viennetta out of nowhere

- Unexpected ovulation sticks

- Why shoving that special someone into a disgusting mud puddle might be the most romantic thing you can do for Valentine's Day this year

* Very Dirty

We haven't done It Went Terribly in a while, so you're gonna learn A LOT about things you didn't even know you wanted to know! You know?

Other discussion topics may include:

- Far better things to do with fruitcakes rather than eat them

- Cow squirts

- The nostalgic power of old appliance boxes and teen dramas

- So many Bozos!

- Young ladies married to horny rabbits...?

This is gonna be one of those gross episodes where we talk about weird body anomalies. You'll love it.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The underappreciated Old Dick Ruck

- Hollywood's absolutely shameless nepo-puppy pandemic

- A reason to owe Ewan McGregor (and anyone with a good sense of humor) an apology

- What flavor toe jam goes best on a peanut butter sandwich?

- Backwards things, such as palindromes, contranyms, and not thinking Ryan Reynolds is attractive

It was Doug's birthday yesterday, so you better have wished him a happy one! At least one that isn't filled with trivia questions and words that almost rhyme but don't. OH BUT WAIT...

Other discussion topics may include:

- What makes Daddy Magic poop his pants?

- Drain brain, lost balls, and other medical ailments

- The difference between hot chocolate sauce and hot chocolate sauce

- What hat is the best for scooping gold out of a crick?

- How to easily replace police academy lessons with a Nathan Fillion television program

Do y'all remember auralexisynchronocity? The word that Alice made up referring to the phenomenon of hearing a word and reading it at the same time? How often does it happen to you?! If a lot, then shouldn't the word become official? If not a lot, does the world just revolve around Alice?

Other discussion topics may include:

- Where is the most surprising place you've matriculated?

- Blood from places you'd rather not see blood

- Everyone's favorite TV Game Show: Sad Dog or Old Emphysema Man

- How conservative is *too* conservative when it comes to paper towels?

- Beneficial milk jug poop

Is there anything in this whole wide world that is worse than burning your mouth on hot food?

Other discussion topics may include:

- What to do when garlic knots flip you the bird

- Do you really want to live forever? Forever?

- Weird sexual snake stuff

- A Hall of Fame for stones and dinner breads

- Hafshafhashfasshashaffashashfaahash

It's been a long December, and there's reason to believe, maybe this year will be about the same as the last.

Join our perennial New Year's guests, Jason & Candi Vincent, for games, performances, and a whole lotta Dick [Clark] jokes ;)

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to hold your favorite corpse together using ordinary household tape

- Cerebral umbilical cords

- Brad Pitt cutting up people for vultures

- Promise rings, kidney donations, road trip boiled eggs, and other major life changes

- Jimmy Carter's fantasy coffins

Is this the episode that leads to us getting whacked? Like, off? The one where we inadvertently stumble into a centuries-long conspiracy involving the Mob, and trigonometry, and commedia dell'arte, and are never heard from again? Stay tuned...

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to tell how much guacamole is in your DNA

- The Venn Diagram of clowns, mobsters, and soda marketing execs is far too tight*

- Floods of artificial oyster flavor

- Giggle burps, and the citric acid flashbacks they may invoke

- What does alcohol taste like without alcohol?

*But you didn't hear that here

Give a hearty HO HO HO to our special guest: King of the Food Court, Llama with the Drama, Lover of Christmas, ANDY JONES! Gifts and games and merriment ensue.

And a special treat for you all: alternative episode titles!

Three Plump, Spicy Breasts in a Hulk Hogan Christmas Vehicle

Three Gullible Watermelons in a Tragic Ice Cream Maker Story

Three Jehovah's Fitness Gurus in a French Christmas Horror Film

Three Mixed Nuts in a String of Killer Twinkle Lights

Three Hot Buttered Rums in a Macbeth Hotel

Three Ghosts of Road Trips Past in a Tray of Poisoned Milk and Cookies

Three Vagrants Pretending to be Santas in a Dickens Christmas Festival

Three Spicy Little Murderers in a Crazy Bob's Chicken Strip Meal

Three Hours of Bicycle Racing in a Meteorological Winter

Three Financially Desperate Chemists in an X-Rated X'Mas

Other discussion topics may include:

- How long should it take a fictional character to forget their father was murdered?

- Synchronicity vs. Coinkidinkity

- Eff, Marry, Kill: Christmas Edition. Kinda.

- Has Tim Allen been inside us all along?

- A Manhattan teacher gets stalked by a mobster...and other feel-good Christmas movies

There are a lot of porny puns in this one! You're welcome :)

Other discussion topics may include:

- The generous way to be the stranger danger for a kid during the holidays

- An examination of food holidays that aren't presidentially sanctioned

- Dangers of using nougat for sexual purposes

- The strange (DEADLY?!!?!) allure of Hawaii during Eruption Season

- Is it okay to pre-freeze a cow's bucket, so to speak?

This week Alice leaves her scheduled colonoscopy up to a Facebook vote while Doug scours app stores for strange Fitbit alternatives. This is adulting in 2024.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Why isn't there a play or musical based on the 1987 cinematic classic Mannequin?

- Maybe a little too much Enrique

- Are you wealthy enough to afford cameras in your medication?

- All the things about Ernest Hemingway that rose...and didn't.

- It's Mrs. Shen's birthday!!!

We talk books. Both the moral and ethical kind, but also the outdated, pee-stained, bathroom readers kind.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How enjoying a nice flatbread can get you speared in the gut

- Jill Diligence: Baptist nurse/wordy cookbook author

- What is your favorite flavor of rigmarole?

- Life tips, such as "Don't give a shark to a toddler, or vice versa"

- Did the tomb smell?

You know what's great? 

A really, really, great sandwich.

And killing many birds with one stone.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Omniscient phone calendars

- Learning how to plow corn to appease your favorite celebrity

- Strap-on video game controllers

- How to tell your iPhone you're leaving them for an Android

- Fictitious scientific studies on haggis hushpuppies, clogging toilets, and the legendary icesquito

Did you know gefilte fish is the second most popular Thanksgiving meat? Join us for more fish-related games and trivia, as well as a special fishy guest: THE RED HERRING!!!

Other discussion topics may include:

- The undeniable allure of a basketball referee's whistle

- What is your favorite hard drug to use as a pizza topping?

- Speaking to God while standing in the bathtub

- Celebrating the innovative tech company Tinyflaccid

- O Little Town of Turfelteham: Jesus's favorite Thanksgiving park

Doug and Alice went to Nashville for Alice's birthday, and of course Alice had to f*ck around and find out if Krystal is superior to White Castle. Oh she's gonna get an earful when she returns home.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Hitting up botanical gardens and destroying hot tubs like celebrities

- How much wood would Woodcheek cheek if Woodcheek was Cheekwood?

- Why your art should always wear sunscreen

- What is the statute of limitations on jaywalking? And can one make a citizens' arrest?

- TRAINS!!!

It's Election Day. Again.

(and almost Alice's birthday, but sssshhh...it's a no frills surprise)

Other discussion topics may include:

- Who's bigger than Shakespeare, Sondheim, and DiMaggio?*

- A healthy diet of poultry and children

- Beautiful displays that make you wish you could destroy them

- What IS a free standing bridge?**

- The groundbreaking, yet unsuccessful political career of Olympia Dukakis

*you will find out in this episode

**you won't find out in this episode

It's the day after Halloween!!!! *evil laugh* *blood-curdling scream* And our MAD Halloween horror hound, Kevin Roach, is back to regale us with stories of THE OTHER Kevin Roach... 

No, not figuratively, like the characters Kevin plays in horror movies (though there is a bit of that). It's literally another local guy with the same name who routinely gets arrested on drug or assault charges and causes quite the mistaken identity fiasco for OUR Kevin. Oh, Evansville.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The complete works of Adolph Sugars

- Elective hip replacements

- If you don't film a movie when in Indonesia, what was the point?

- Chantilly Willy and the Heebie Jeebies

- A million reasons Dame Maggie Smith should never listen to this podcast

IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR EXTRA LIFE! And we've got Power(up) Couple Josh Weiland and Gennie Adams on the pod, promoting our 24-hour video game fundraiser and sharing stories of possum trauma, lexical smushing, and mild scissoring. It's a gas!

Tune into our marathon on Facebook, YouTube, or Twitch, happening THIS SATURDAY!

October 29th
8am-8am CDT
https://unfinisheddynamos.com/

Watch our sleep deprived antics, chat with us to keep us awake, join in on remote Jackbox games AFTER HOURS 10pm, and donate to help Children's Miracle Network Hospitals if you can!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Murder sheds, bougie friends, and lesbian road trips

- A thorough explanation of what, exactly, children are

- How to get away with pooping on your neighbors' porches

- A continued plea to involve Anderson Cooper in absolutely anything involved with this podcast

- The term "to completion" is probably used too often for most people's comfort levels

Alice has a case of the Melonhead, and now she and Doug can't elope. Wait, what?

Other discussion topics may include:

- An episode dedicated to (yet only briefly mentioning) the NBA

- Getting filed and defiled at the dentist

- Gigantic, hideous face moles and the unfortunate podcast hosts who must hide them

- The seemingly untapped market of cartoon needles in Hollywood

- Dead tissue...down there

We talk about Alice's dentist again. And Paducah. They really are just founts of conversational intrigue.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The possibility of a Tarantino-Pixar collaboration

- How sad it is when a child actor grows up and doesn't get offered child parts anymore

- When demeaning nicknames sound right

- Neo-noir stoner flicks

- How the genius of Robert Palmer is giving back now more than ever

In this here episode, we ask perhaps the hardest hitting question we ever have asked: can...vegans...swallow? *wink wink nudge nudge*

It's all downhill from here! Wait, so does that expression mean it's easy peasy lemon squeezy now after all that trudging uphill? Or does it mean things are going to pot?

Other discussion topics may include:

- Does your own fruit count as a fruit?

- Krystal Meets White Castle:  The romantic comedy we've all been waiting for

- Competitive eating farm teams (or some combination of those words)

- All of the flavors of GI Joes you can handle

- The best restaurants to order hormonal birth control

Alice has a colonoscopy coming up. Somehow this isn't the first topic she and Doug discuss. But once they get on her butt, boy, does it prove difficult to get off.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Completely unrelated Tummy Trouble

- Turkey Testicle Festical

- Would you trust a biology teacher/realtor to perform routine surgeries in your home?

- Attempting to hold friends hostage using really comfortable furniture

- Steroids might get a bad rep, but goodness, do they make your face skin lovely.

This is the episode where Alice steals all of Doug's segments. 

Not like his thorax or abdomen, but like his bits. 

Not his gizzards and giblets, but like his -- oh whatever, just listen and find out.

Other discussion topics may include:

- What is a toy? Is a game a toy? Is a stick a toy? Are you a toy?

- A long overdue 30-second discussion about Connecticut's only city

- National Crush a Can Day (which isn't as lewd and sexy as it sounds)

- Unappealing chicken recipes that may or may not help with your sniffles

- Milked colons

You know what's interesting? Regular automobile maintenance. And vending machine snacks from the early-aughts. And admirably petty multi-million dollar lawsuits. Ooooh yeah....

Other discussion topics may include: 

- Mama's Family: A one-sided celebration of a forgotten masterpiece

- Giant tablets and macro Metamucil

- Things you can do with your arms

- Clan McClurkic and the Charge for Air: A Tire Saga

- Your local gas station's best deals on menstrual fountain cups

Happy 2nd Podcast-aversary to us! To celebrate, we invited thespian, power lifter, and Stephen King fan, Wendy Brown, to the pod! She's not a psychotic, deranged, ax-wielding fan. She just plays one on stage...

Other discussion topics may include:

- Kevin Costner's forgotten weightlifting movie

- Fart Thrower, The Occasional Blow, and other ineffective superheroes

- The best chicken and dog impressions you're likely to hear all hour

- What is your favorite animated kids' Stephen King movie?

- The unexpected difficulty of pretending you have things in your mouth

101 episodes in, and we're still finishing each other's complexly Oedipal eructions.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Video game farming, fishing, and dog bonding

- Human intervention's effect on elements of nature, such as microphones

- Who would you want to play your father in a basic cable mystery comedy?

- A deep discourse on chairs and their occasional unchairness

- The disappointment of "The Garbage Plate"

CONGRATULATIONS TO US ON 100 INANE, EDIFYING, SCATOLOGICAL, SESQUIPEDALIAN EPISODES OF GOING TERRIBLY!

To celebrate, we invited our first virtual guest! Doug's old friend and Actual Famous Person™, Jonathan Pretus, of the podcast Ranking the Beatles, the cover band Big in the 90s, and co-composer of "The Girls are Back in Town" performed by Chapel Hart on America's Got Talent!

Get ready for some fun Beatles-themed games and top-notch Bri-ish accents.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Just how comfortable is your favorite rock star's lap?

- How to borrow a friend's organ to make mouth music

- The remix to the ignition of the east coast/west coast rap wars

- Jonathan Lipnicki

- When is it okay to impersonate a member of Hoobastank? And why?

This is the episode in which we talk about grooming. Whichever kind you're thinking of, it's probably that.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Real fantasy lands and the imaginary authors who wrote about them

- Is it ever okay to throw your virility in someone's face? So to speak.

- The word "nefarious" is used a lot. Perhaps a nefarious amount. So if you like the word "nefarious" you should be happy about how often you hear "nefarious" in this episode

- Precocious children and vulgar grandmothers

- What makes a pirate want to kill a boy? And, really, could it just be the boy's fault?

Doug has never taken to the skies, so he thought that the way Baggage Claims are depicted in media was just abbreviated versions of a meticulous real-life process of matching each individual passenger's claim check with their rightful bags. But no. It's all a lawless free-for-all, and any sociopath can just walk in and take a bag off the carousel just because they could.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A failed modern day comparison to Les Miserables

- Stephen King's most underrated novel about a haunted shopping receptacle

- Air guitar injuries

- Vanilla Carlton and the Thousand Mile Poop

- A quick walrus joke that was made before Freya's murder (like most people with even an iota of compassion, we're pretty ticked at Norway right now)

Everyone knows peanuts aren't nuts, but did you know that strawberries, blackberries, and raspberries are not berries? Get ready to learn so much in this episode, y'all.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Nobody has ever seen George W. Bush and Jimmy Stewart in the same place at the same time. Coincidence?

- Sneaking zucchinis and tangenting off to nuts (relax, neither is dirty...this time)

- How professor Winkerbottom has scammed his way into a lifetime of sciencing

- All about unicorns, both fictional and more fictional

- Lipids. Whatever that means.

We’ve got a Sam’s Club-sized It Went Terribly this week! Here are some Member's Mark alternative titles:

Two Juicy Fingers in a Hot Brown

Two Two-Tailed Mermaids in a Deep-Diving Treasure Hunt for Meat

Two Bird Humans in a Sweet Little Lie

Two Different Colored Eyes in a Coroner

Two Stirrups, Anvils, and Hammers in a Box of French-Canadian Toast Crunch

Two Vertical Gestures in a Follicular Calendar

Two Amish Wedding Rings in a Futuristic Past

Two Elaborate Mustaches in an Old, Brown Starbucks Logo

Two Pork Chop Dinners in a $3000 Refrigerator That'll Monitor Your Baby and Preheat Your Oven

Other discussion topics may include: 

- Who was the missing member of N*SYNC, and just how much better than him was Joey Fatone? 

- The damaging misinformation regarding this supposed "super sweet corn" 

- Enjoying Magic the Gathering for the art and Lady Godiva for the chocolate 

- Just what *will* kids with chicken pox eat? The answer may surprise you. And come in a jingle. 

- Warning: Spoilers for 1989's The Little Mermaid and 1995's Toy Story enclosed

What important life skills did you learn as a kid? How to tie your shoes? Wipe your ass? Actually call a store on the telephone to dispute their return policy? Gracious, how soft we've become...

Other discussion topics may include:

- Practical joking (and possibly inappropriate) priests

- Learning Jason Statham life facts, but not knowing any of his movies

- An accidental exploration of the great Kris Kristofferson. Or at least his name.

- Celebrations of Nick at Nite, boy bands, and, believe it or not...shoehorns

- People who felt like they were in Harry Potter but were not in Harry Potter

Could you imagine if today were Julia Roberts's birthday?! It's not, but could you just IMAGINE?!?!

Elsewhere in this week's episode, Doug and Alice just got back from St. Louis (and TO the future!), and now they're ready to find some fowl balls or other unusual body parts to devour at the West Side Nut (heh) Club Fall Festival.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Keep ketchup off your hot dogs

- What do you do once you've tried every flavor of every brand of sparkling water? Is it just over now?

- Near universal praise for Costco...except for a troubling recent move in their chicken packaging

- Jame Doody Dench

- Revisiting the time certain adult toys may have been lost in a matter of national security

Take your codeine and oxycontin, and rev up your entrepreneurial spirit cuz there are some new coffee brands and old, YA-inspired bands that need representation!

Other discussion topics may include:

- The heroic, caffeine-charged sea tales of Ishmael Starbuck

- Do you have a problem heating cute things in the microwave?

- The story of Snape, the first simp

- Which Beatle would *you* dip in chocolate?

- Why a bridge is the hardest place to lip sync

It's almost time for Nation Alice Cream Day! So warm up your tongues and spoons and say, "Not today, lactose intolerance!" cuz we're doing our annual 10-stop ice cream crawl this Sunday, and WE'LL PROBABLY SEE YOU AROUND.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A thoughtful examination of childhood stereotypes, from the skinny kid to the fat kid to the kid who lives dangerously by "climbing on rocks"

- From milk bread to suicide forests, the briefest Japanese history lesson of all-time

- Has your gynecologist's sense of humor gone too far? 

- In addition to ice cream, other products that come from cows...like French toast

- Bad ways to die, such as a head-eating lion, a cinnamon eating contest, and consuming too much knockoff knockoff knockoff meat

It's Christmas in July, and we have a 1776-sized It Went Terribly for ya that answers those deep, hard-hitting questions like, "Why are there so many names for White Elephant gift exchanges?" and "Who the hell is still naming a baby, Dick?"

Other discussion topics may include:

- A recap of last week's episode of "How to Get Away with Your Mother"

- Are refrigerators the cell phones of tomorrow? Possibly

- Dry rubs, but not the dirty kind

- Calendar umbrellas, umbrella calendars, and all the dumb stuff in between

- Are cell phones the refrigerators of yesterday? No, probably not.

Have you been playing Redactle? It's a totally addictive, eye-crossing, headache-inducing, time-consuming, word-nerd-centric daily game in the style of Wordle. It'll ruin your life. And you'll like it.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How do the "bases" in romantic relationships work? 

- A proposal for a possible Going Terribly at-home board game

- Would you ride a rollercoaster if it would save your mother's life?

- Surgical fanny packs

- The misuse of childhood toys and games (don't be gross, audience)

The bidet hath arrived.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The superiority of airplane pretzels over regular, land-bound pretzels

- Did Phil Collins write a song about a suicide pact?

- Going nuts to butts to read mediocre student essays

- Was there a better Hollywood twosome than Burt Reynolds and Cooter Snatch?

- Spring breakers vs. the Mormon Church: A battle for the ages

Are you a fan of perfectly chilled salads and crisp, minimalist design? Well, then this show is for you! Recurring character, IKEA virgin, newly glutinous (and gluttonous), self-activating robot, Josh Weiland, comes back on the pod as we plan our trip to St. Louis for All Elite Wrestling’s Dynamite!

Yes, yes, we’re all thinking it. Wrestling is Life.

Other discussion topics may include:

- An official, irrefutable list of the worst news one can receive

- A PSA to everyone: If you go to medical school, at some point you're gonna see some poop

- More exquisite corpses than you've ever seen in one place at one time

- Belchers, Boogers, Maggots, Seepage...you know, all the hits

- Was Vince McMahon inspired by Barbie? Find out more with this obvious clickbait!

This is the episode of vendettas. We rail against juniors (namesakes...not secondary school teens), U2 (an unsolicited favor is no favor), and lionized canons. Or canonized lions. Dead white guys and their dumb sayings basically.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A ton of celebrity birthdays! And some of them are real!

- Why Danielle Steel is a better author than Ernest Hemingway

- Self flagellation vs. Self flatulation

- Bubbles, squeaks, and other sounds from an Irish kitchen

- Is it okay to call Emily Dickinson "The Dick?" It is, right?

Welcome to Hella Burgers! We are joined this week by DRK WTR keyboardist Alexander Hellenberg! AKA Ajax AKA The Myth AKA The Man Behind the Curtain. So brush up on your Florida Man news because we've got GAMES.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A preview of the hot new summer drama "Parkview Palace Place"

- The legalities of aerial moose poop

- Igneous Rock vs. Igneous Pop: A musical feud for the ages

- Could God convince you to become vegetarian? What about a plane crash? Or, like, some crazed geese?

- A proposed battle between all living Alexes, for there can be only one

Mr. and Ms. Lonely Hearts regale you with tales of solo dining – both embarrassing and triumphant. Alice gets kudos for being an excellent parallel parker, and Doug...ALSO gets kudos...for having a wang large enough to knock over a Great Dane.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Friends who don't like hot chocolate. Or love.

- The world is currently out of apples and we just now noticed.

- The deliciousness of a good old fashioned Irish potato mash fried

- Fitting in spots you shouldn't. (Heh)

- Hard brakers...sweepstakers...camp fakers talkin' Serendipity 

Would you lick a ranch-flavored diamond? Would you risk a concussion for some sweet, sweet frozen yogurt? Would you try that funny but ultimately debunked post-mortem meme prank of eating a bunch of unpopped popcorn kernels before you die so that when you go into the crematorium, your body will erupt in a mound of fluffy popcorn? 

If you would, then you're our people. Thanks for listening.

Other discussion topics may include:

- What if all the people who service you could hear all your grievances about them?

- Can you sit on a cloud in Heaven? Or will the afterlife unexpectedly suck?

- Uninterrupted eye contact: Reward, punishment, or art?

- If you pass away, which part of you will your cat consume first?

- Butt stuff on stage

September's over, so wake up and join Doug and Alice as they consider alternate Barry Manilow fandom names, question their new home's bathroom setup, and, most importantly, celebrate a special 100th birthday. Plus why does the international market have so many cooler RC products than we do?

Other discussion topics may include:

- A nostalgic start to a life long love affair with cheese curds

- Dropping your drawers in a grocery store

- Supper bullying

- The Sound of Music vs. West Side Story - How's your classic movie trivia?

- Relentlessly trying to get noticed by well endowed people

Have we, as a collective nation, forgiven John Wilkes Booth for shooting Andrew Lincoln yet? Or U2 for forcibly stuffing our music libraries with Songs of Innocence? Or people in general for using the word acronym when they actually mean abbreviation? All this and more...

Other discussion topics may include:

- Baltimore Oreos vs. New York Twinkies: What's your favorite baseball dessert?

- Why older people are so much easier to handle when they're good and liquored up

- How soon is too soon to make jokes about angel food cake?

- Tragic films, infuriating commercials, and bloody Sundays

- How to show someone you love them by holding up poster boards, just like everyone else

Is there ever a good way to break up with your hair stylist? What exactly are microblading and microthreading all about? Is it possible to "lift" someone else's fingerprints with Scotch tape and plant them at a crime scene? Leave us a voice mail if you know the answers to any of these questions.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Human life before world-changing technologies like automobiles, television, and towel tablets

- One-sixteenth of a 14-ingredient Belgian waffle recipe

- Penises, and if you should slice them

- Old people names, like "Ann Marie," "Beatrice," and "Doug"

- How your young child could be framing Vanna White for murder

This week's episode is *suspenseful* y'all. What's in the tub? WHAT'S IN THE TUB?! Where's Alice's hair part going next?! And is Stonehenge a wheel? All this hot goss and more!!!

Other discussion topics may include:

- What is a "nutty" flavor? Is it, ya know...dirty?

- 16-wheeled 18-wheelers

- Full Moon Saloon: werewolf bar or gay bar?

- The best ways to make mutant babies

- Seriously, though, what DOES the fox say? Is it "Woot?"