Going Terribly – Details, episodes & analysis

Alice's search for answers about her ongoing pain have led her to MRIs. Doug's search for answers about nonsense have led him to the Norman Conquest. Very interesting times indeed.

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- How fat thighs and large breasts can make it hard to fly

- Some bad news for the goodest boys

- Ever cared to taste a salamander? You will.

- The home shopping network that's not The Home Shopping Network - Who holds the ceremonial giant scissors at beheadings?

Alice and Doug welcome back special guest Wendy Brown in this New Year's extravaganza. Doug puts Alice and Wendy's stress levels to the ultimate test. But Alice might be too (prescription) drugged up to feel the stress. Plus, is Wendy too kind for roller derby? Does Doug know *any* U.S. state capitals? And has Alice been watching the Saw movies too much? All this and more as we ring in 2025 in Terrible style.

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- New Year's festivities like fireworks, parades, and neighborhood gunshots

- Drew Carey's napping assistant

- The best thing before sliced bread

- What if Sir Anthony Hopkins really is a cannibal?

- Time is Crazy!!

Happy Halloween!

Alice and Doug invite Kevin Roach to the show for his annual Halloween episode. This year they debate which horror movie villains they'd bed (spoiler: The Predator has some sexy abs) and recite a brand new scary story. They also discuss the merits of a travel bidet (or two!) and wonder if Pat Morita could have convincingly played a small town sheriff.

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- The dark side of Dr. Seuss

- Auntie Lee's Meat Pies

- When on a vibrating boat, are you more likely to poop yourself, orgasm, or gently fall asleep?

- That time Hitler unwittingly left some DNA in a sausage mixer

- Honestly, more routine cannibalism talk than should be comfortable

Love is in the air, y'all, and boy, do we have a special treat in store! A mega-jumbo-epic episode with the most sordid (or assorted?) couple ever, Amelia and Naem Madi! 

Hear their Nicholas Sparks-esque romance saga, play some VD* games, and learn everything you never wanted to know about the seriously traumatic mating rituals of some of the kinkiest animals in the whole dang kingdom. Seriously, why is sex so gross? 

Other discussion topics may include:

- Should you be worried about an alligator sexing you?

- Necrotic hands and sentient dingleberries

- Some absolute slander on Viennetta out of nowhere

- Unexpected ovulation sticks

- Why shoving that special someone into a disgusting mud puddle might be the most romantic thing you can do for Valentine's Day this year

* Very Dirty

We haven't done It Went Terribly in a while, so you're gonna learn A LOT about things you didn't even know you wanted to know! You know?

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- Far better things to do with fruitcakes rather than eat them

- Cow squirts

- The nostalgic power of old appliance boxes and teen dramas

- So many Bozos!

- Young ladies married to horny rabbits...?

This is gonna be one of those gross episodes where we talk about weird body anomalies. You'll love it.

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- The underappreciated Old Dick Ruck

- Hollywood's absolutely shameless nepo-puppy pandemic

- A reason to owe Ewan McGregor (and anyone with a good sense of humor) an apology

- What flavor toe jam goes best on a peanut butter sandwich?

- Backwards things, such as palindromes, contranyms, and not thinking Ryan Reynolds is attractive

It was Doug's birthday yesterday, so you better have wished him a happy one! At least one that isn't filled with trivia questions and words that almost rhyme but don't. OH BUT WAIT...

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- What makes Daddy Magic poop his pants?

- Drain brain, lost balls, and other medical ailments

- The difference between hot chocolate sauce and hot chocolate sauce

- What hat is the best for scooping gold out of a crick?

- How to easily replace police academy lessons with a Nathan Fillion television program

Do y'all remember auralexisynchronocity? The word that Alice made up referring to the phenomenon of hearing a word and reading it at the same time? How often does it happen to you?! If a lot, then shouldn't the word become official? If not a lot, does the world just revolve around Alice?

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- Where is the most surprising place you've matriculated?

- Blood from places you'd rather not see blood

- Everyone's favorite TV Game Show: Sad Dog or Old Emphysema Man

- How conservative is *too* conservative when it comes to paper towels?

- Beneficial milk jug poop

Is there anything in this whole wide world that is worse than burning your mouth on hot food?

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- What to do when garlic knots flip you the bird

- Do you really want to live forever? Forever?

- Weird sexual snake stuff

- A Hall of Fame for stones and dinner breads

- Hafshafhashfasshashaffashashfaahash

It's been a long December, and there's reason to believe, maybe this year will be about the same as the last.

Join our perennial New Year's guests, Jason & Candi Vincent, for games, performances, and a whole lotta Dick [Clark] jokes ;)

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to hold your favorite corpse together using ordinary household tape

- Cerebral umbilical cords

- Brad Pitt cutting up people for vultures

- Promise rings, kidney donations, road trip boiled eggs, and other major life changes

- Jimmy Carter's fantasy coffins