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Everything But The Pub

Jon & Luke

Comedy

Society & Culture

Frequency: 1 episode/9d. Total Eps: 47

Forced out of their homes by their wives, Luke and Jon - two of the most average men you'll ever meet, talk about everything on their walks to and from the pub. Inside the pub? Nothing is discussed. This show is all about the noise, not the signal; imagine a deafening wall of exceptional mediocrity coming at you in audio form.

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#52
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11/05/2026
#31

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Ep1: The Watered Roundabout

Episode 1

jeudi 3 juillet 2025 • Duration 47:10

Haircuts, after-shave and a re-recorded debut: Jon and Luke’s pub-ward ramble features a heroic roundabout-watering lady, a maybe-illegal Oasis set list, onion-factory lore and the maths that makes your brain go pop. Throw in jumper-based pint ratings and Gumtree’s worst painting, and you’ve got glorious British waffle at walking pace.More

Ep2: The Lost Bench

Episode 2

mercredi 9 juillet 2025 • Duration 58:56

Luke and Jon wander to the pub and back, stumbling across ugly benches, cosmic time quirks, retro games, and wallet-melting beer. Expect tangents on rice math, rogue foxes, Tetris theology, and a jingling earworm you’ll love to hate. It’s an unscripted, hilariously British stroll that turns everyday chaos into podcast gold.More

Ep3: The Sideways Door

Episode 3

mercredi 16 juillet 2025 • Duration 47:26

Jon and Luke’s latest seaside stroll spirals from a freshly tuned bike to a gravity-defying door, guinea-pig gastronomy, seagull stand-ups and a pub loo that threatens their review system. Add unwashed-jeans science, a VHS hoarder’s legacy and classifieds chaos, and you’ve got 40-odd minutes of gloriously rambling British banter.More

Ep4: So Many Zebras It Was Basically a Safari

Episode 4

mercredi 23 juillet 2025 • Duration 51:44

A coastal walk turns into a comedy safari as Jon and Luke spot odd behaviour, review a pub with... structural quirks, and wrestle with potato rankings, comic characters and intergalactic trivia. Throw in a truly bizarre swap-shop ad and you’ve got an evening stroll like no other.More

Ep5: The Festooned Bicycle

Episode 5

mercredi 6 août 2025 • Duration 55:31

A pub-lit promenade turns reflective (and mildly ridiculous) as Jon and Luke wander through seaside philosophy, lost cats, festive bikes, and intense egg analysis. With strong drink reviews, atomic facts, and anatomical mannequins, it's the podcast that makes melancholy entertaining - somehow.More

Ep6: The Curse of Christchurch

Episode 6

mercredi 20 août 2025 • Duration 52:28

The curse of Christchurch strikes as facts go wrong, wine is ordered awkwardly, and Jon waxes lyrical about a doomed French ship. There’s interstellar trivia, alleyway misadventures, and a surprising pub rating — plus the debut of an 11-year-old's joke and a Flintstones car for sale. It’s chaos. Beautiful, average chaos.More

Ep7: The Blue Hour

mercredi 27 août 2025 • Duration 44:55

A coastal pub walk soaked in twilight, festoon light obsession, strange fruit, and nostalgic musings. Jon and Luke circle familiar territory, sip wine, rank Jaffa Cakes, and ponder short wars, sweet plums, and conifer-related hairstyles in this blue hour meander.More

Ep8: The Waning Gibbon

Episode 8

mercredi 3 septembre 2025 • Duration 48:54

Episode eight has an autumnal feel about it. Luke's DIY skills could be seen as criminal activity as Jon tries to out-do him with his massive tool. The moon weighs heavy in the sky and Jon does his secret celebratory dance to honour it.More

Ep9: Carol

Episode 9

mercredi 10 septembre 2025 • Duration 52:16

Episode nine gets heated in the sauna. There's some green tomatoes along with an imaginary trip to New York. Jon survives a car-dooring incident and someone needs their toenails cutting.More