Dumpster Fire is a satirical show, created and hosted by comedian Bridget Phetasy, that takes a look at the week in news, current events, and politics. We make burgers out of your sacred cows. Delicious.
E225. Democrats Have A Marketing Problem - Dumpster Fire
Saturday, June 21, 2025 • Duration 21:49
Democrat PAC ad claims Republicans are coming for your Latina girlfriend, ICE protests come to Roblox, JD Vance trolls Bluesky and Jared Leto continues to be Jared Leto.
0:00 - Beyond Parody 8:29 - Sheath 9:30 - Weather 9:58 - Siri, Please Take My Life 14:04 - Caliber 15:15 - This F*ckin' Guy 18:20 - Phetasy News 19:33 - The Internet Is Glorious
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E224. Democrats Have A Parade Problem - Dumpster Fire
Wednesday, June 18, 2025 • Duration 23:49
Parades of Morons - so many parades to cover: The No Kings protests, Trump’s military parade (we are not calling the service members morons) just the people complaining about it not being fascist enough, and the parade of Gaza protesters halted in Egypt.
0:00 - Intro 2:18 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 3:09 - Parades of Morons 13:27 - The Perfect Jean 14:46 - Weather 15:14 - More Parades of Morons 19:52 - Phetasy News 20:47 - The Internet Is Glorious
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Hitler Would Have Banned Kanye, Too
Saturday, May 17, 2025 • Duration 18:13
The DNC wants to oust David Hogg because he said Democrats have alienated men and they need to get them back and Kanye jumps the shark.
0:00 - This F*ckin Guy 9:32 - Sheath 10:41 - Weather 11:27 - What Is Happening 16:25 - Phetasy News 17:06 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music
We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.
We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously.
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The Gaslighting Will Continue Until Morale Improves
Sunday, October 8, 2023 • Duration 36:36
Is Biden biting people at the White House? Will Gavin Newsom fail his way into the Presidency? Is China preparing to invade the US? Is Bridget turning into a zombie?
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Stay Outta My Lane
Sunday, September 24, 2023 • Duration 40:49
Which is worse, jerking off a Democrat or vaping? How does one lose a stealth jet? Is there anything more cringe than corporations trying to apologize to Mother Nature? Is Bridget ready to take on the manosphere?
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The Aliens Are Coming
Sunday, September 17, 2023 • Duration 42:59
Did Mexico really just reveal some alien bodies? Will Commiefornia take your kids away and sterilize them? Has the avocado toast guy ever met a pleb? Does everyone think Bridget is rich?
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Everything Is Bullsh*t
Sunday, September 10, 2023 • Duration 35:46
What did you pay for crack in 1999? How are we just learning about Howdy Doody the bull? Is anything better than Bridget's impression of a corporate office drone?
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The Mugshot Economy
Sunday, September 3, 2023 • Duration 36:17
Can we get in on the mugshot economy? Is Obama the one who's really running the country? Did you know that peacock vasectomies were a thing? Has Bridget had enough of this blame everything on climate change nonsense?
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Thanks, Lizzo
Sunday, August 6, 2023 • Duration 29:59
Does Dylan Mulvaney prove the gender pay gap is real? Does Elon think he's the only person in the world? Would China lie about having a man in a bear suit in their zoo? What should we call our 2024 election coverage?
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The United States of Gerontocracy
Sunday, July 30, 2023 • Duration 43:50
What should the new name for “tweeting” be? Is there anything sadder than an adult who can’t handle being mocked by kids? Will the Olds ever surrender power? Does Bridget have Elon derangement syndrome?
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For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/
For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/
For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/
For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/
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