The Fogfen Few must cure the werewolf of his lycanthropy... or let a monster run wild! Ah, Otari... the town where nothing ever happens. After a long day out exploring in the dungeon, our heroes can always count on Otari to be a safe place where nothing bad happens. At least... normally it is. But right now, the town is in for a particularly dark night. From howling wolfmen chained up in a druid circle to dark secrets from beyond the stars to screaming children in their bedrooms... the sleepy town of Otari won't be getting much sleep tonight. Will Alrik, Silk and Fiore make it through the most dangerous night of their adventure so far? Heals get given. Books get read. Toys get broken. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you mug a paladin? CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of exorcisms, poison use, capital punishment, serial killers, references to cannibalism, cosmic horror, nihilism, child abuse, audio of children screaming, poor parenting, child endangerment and harm, a BANDIT --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enter the arena, and earn fame, fortune and treasure! The Fogfen Few have gone deeper than ever, finding themselves on a floor of the Vaults called the Arena by its inhabitants. But after battling through corridors of statues, traces of shell and bone, and finding the namesake of the floor... well, who could be prepared for what awaits them? Certainly, I don't think anyone was expecting sexy bachelors in the Gauntlight's ruins, but what is life but a series of surprises? Either way, adventurers... do you fancy your chances as champions, or will you end up as more bones scattered around the arena? Eyes get closed. Deals get made. Combat gets cheered. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... am I damned to hell if I sleep with a particularly charming evil spirit? CONTENT WARNINGS: Snakes, paralysis, blindness, implied animal cruelty, gladatorial bloodsports, furries --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fogfen Few have uncovered a very familiar, ghostly face, but danger awaits at every turn! How will they defeat the wretched will-o-wisps?! Our heroes definitely have their work cut out for them! In the tomb of a particularly chatty ancient adventurer, Alrik, Silk and Fiore will soon discover that malevolent balls of light aren't the only danger nearby. Doom stalk the halls of this dungeon, and traps lay in wait to strike. Maybe The Fogfen Few have bitten off more than they can chew today as they step into the lair of the most terrible foe they've come across yet! Grappling hooks get thrown. Stairs get climbed. Secrets get revealed. Find out more in today's episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... why did the Adventure Path designers do this to our sweet, beloved adventurers? CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of death, descriptions of many, many flashing lights, themes of doom and oblivion, Borbo Dissociation Reveal BUY DERRY'S ADVENTURE, SAFE HAVEN: A WEIRD WEST TALE TODAY! Pathfinder 2e version: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/482415/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-pathfinder-2nd-edition?affiliate_id=1916517 D&D 5e version: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/482416/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-5th-edition?affiliate_id=1916517 --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Additional Music by Karl WhiteBat Music Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

At long last, everyone: the Final Dungeon of my campaign. The Wandering Three find themselves at the Verdant Beacon, throne of the dead god Aroden and epicenter of the Extinction Curse. But they are not the first to uncover it. The Crusader King of the Xulgath and the Coven of Hollow Eyes already have dug their claws into the tower with the intent of making a glorious sacrifice of souls to Zevgavizeb... and any willing to pay for the lost souls of the apocalypse. Can the circusfolk stop this dastardly plan? It's the last act; only now can we find out.   DUEL with daring demons by the curtain of swords! PERUSE the museum of ancient relics! SIT with a crime boss from another plane!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Can a tiny little ball robot pick up a massive weapon? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Bittersweet themes of finality, references to familial abuse, Oddbody the Amazing Oddbody your best friend Oddbody--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HUUUUUGE! The Wandering Three are face to face with an ENORMOUS foe, towering taller than the mountains! And as if that weren't bad enough... the party's been split! The final trials of Aroden lie before our heroes, and they must go toe to toe with enemies that dwarf the humble beginnings that the adventurers once battled. What is a T-Rex to a god-killing giant with a glaive that's 200 feet long?! Will they be able to slay Goliath? Or will they be the dinner of Gargantua?  GAWK at the spacial warping of the titanic foe! HERD flocks of sheep back to their master! UNCOVER fracturing alliances among the savage foes they come up against! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much bulk is a mile-long axe? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Megalaphobia, vertigo, references to familial abuse, Volio picks his favourite son, light fantasy xenophobia kind of --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Not all quests are made equal. Some are like "oooh, get all the sheep!", others are like "smite the demons!", but some... some are a gamemaster's one true fear. The party is absolutely going to die this episode. The Wandering Three continue their adventure in the Vale of Aroden, collecting titles and growing in power as they prepare for their final showdown with Sarvel Ever-Hunger! That is... If they can overcome the most dangerous task they've ever had to face. One that haunts the GM to this day. HERD sheep throughout the idyllic pastures! HUNT the mighty mythical stag in the woods! ENTER the chamber of treasures and plunder the crystal monkey skull! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what CAN'T Clown Lore accomplish? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of familial abuse, cult mentality, claustrophobia, deep existential dread over a minigame, megalophobia --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Gurty Goldpocket's Goldpocket's Emporium! Where adventure goes, we follow, you know! What can I get you? Thrilling adventures in the vale of Aroden? Unwelcome reunions with familiar enemies? Ascensions to heavenly states at the hands of a mighty relic? No? You want answers about your beloved shopkeep? Well... It's a looooong story, so I guess we ought to start at the start. UNCOVER the long sought-after secret of the travelling shopkeeper! PAINT the mural of your travels! FACE terrible demonic foes from another world! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the highest octave listeners will scream at this episode? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Bleak depictions of murder and death, lung trauma and suffocation, implied xenophobia, suicide, Gurty Goldpocket's Goldpocket's Emporium Where Adventure Goes We Follow (Est. 4719 AR) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get back here, sheep!! The Wandering Three find themselves in a pastoral paradise, completing tasks set by Aroden and gaining more and more of his blessings. By adopting his twelve guises, they too can take on effigies of the Dead God and learn more about themselves as they work. Through reading scrolls, herding livestock and tilling the land, they grow closer to entering his tower and putting an end to the Xulgath threat once and for all. But what else lies in the valley? Monsters? Mayhem? Strangely familiar faces? One must walk in the footsteps of those who have come before if they wish to triumph, so come walk alongside us!!  TRANSLATE the ancient Azlanti texts and uncover new lore! TEND to the forgotten land and make it fertile once more! STARE in horror at the secrets of the metal pyramid, revealed at last!!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it normal to turn into a giant plant monster if nobody gives you attention for a while?CONTENT WARNINGS: Sex Jokes, Themes of Familial Trauma, Themes of Anxiety and Panic, References to Mental Health Crises, One Hell Of A Fucking Bombshell Reveal--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes find themselves on top of a mountain, and a pastoral paradise can be found on the other side, lush with life and greenery one doesn't usually find in the mountains. The home of Aroden has been found, nearly untouched by anyone else, beautiful and pristine as it was the day that he left his home for the last time. Or is it...? The Wandering Three have found themselves challenged once again: Beat the 12 Trials of Aroden to enter his tower, and stop the Xulgath's  evil plans, which grow closer everyday. It seems the apocalypse may well be on our doorstep, if our heroes cannot stop them... They'll have to use the power of friendship and sewing to save the day! SPEAK with the mysterious Bone Augur and heed his warnings! MARVEL at the giant shepherd in the beautiful fields! SKIRMISH with the dreaded underground monster and its radioactive aura! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it vain to make moving statues made of super-rare metals of yourself? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: References to abusive parents in backstory, themes of genocide,  nudity (kinda?), mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YOU WILL BE CONVERGED! Finding themselves trapped in a garrison full of mind-linked soldiers, the mysteries of the Kortos Mountains have only just begun to reveal themselves to the Wandering Three! From freak storms to haunting silhouettes to ancient tombs, our heroes truly have their work cut out for them. Can they keep their wits together and dodge danger after danger as they climb the mountains further? I sure hope so! It'd be a shitty campaign if they didn't!  SOLVE the puzzle box as it attempts to rewrite your brains! CHASE the mysterious criminal through the woods and uncover their terrible secret! UNCOVER the truth of your own legacy in the tomb of the ancient paladin! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What's the best snack to snap you out of a curse of famine? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Cultural Appropriation of the Algonquin People, Mind Control, Cannibalism, Starvation, Somehow Aroden Is Once Again A Bigger Asshole Than Previously Imagined, Misunderstandings, Ghosts --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ho ho ho! Yuletide is upon us, friends, and the wayward Kastner Expedition journeys through the winters of Taldor! Emyndiel the Elven Cleric, Pleatly-Does-It-Neatly the Leshy Alchemist and Earl Seraphim Kastner VI happen upon the snowy town of Moost on their journeys, and take part in the Winter Season celebrations! But as they cook, brew and mingle with locals... Is there something happening in the town? Something the townsfolk aren't telling us? A creature in the woods that sings haunting hymns and devours booze and cheese like there's no tomorrow? Prepare yourself, because we're about to deck the halls! STUFF the geese and cook the pies for this very merry celebration! FLIRT with the pretty noble like you're in a hallmark movie! RAP-BATTLE against the fiendish fey just outside your door! All this in this very special episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What kind of ritual ferments ale in just a week? Jingle Bells by Kevin MacLeod http://incompetech.com/ ●ZitronSound - Christmas Eve ●Song - https://youtu.be/p_AplVMXw0k●ZitronSound - https://www.bassrebels.co.uk/ZitronSound Christmas Is Here by  MorningLightMusic- https://mlmusic.site/playlists Collapse by Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu/collapse Silent Night (Dark Piano Version) by Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu/silent-night-dark-piano-version Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring Ⓒ CC BY 4.0, Kevin MacLeod, ⭳ http://ow.ly/gWZF30h6Zxu Deck The Halls (Christmas Cover) by Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu/deck-the-halls Gate by  SmokU Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGg9q3tUf5I Carol Of The Bells by Postion Music  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU4XulP0cns CONTENT WARNINGS: Persistent ageism, romantic interactions, overbearing mother figures, sick hip-hop beats, desecration of an animals corpse, potential second hand embarrassment, destruction of homes, poverty --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The way forward for the Wandering Three is clear! First, they must perform for the city of Diobel and secure a place in the once-in-a-century Radiant Festival, make their way into the Kortos Mountains, and... uh... well, we know that there's a tower that Aroden built up there SOMEWHERE, and we'll be... able to, uh, use our Aeon Powers and... save the world? Okay, we don't know EXACTLY where we're headed, but when have we ever? Our heroes must wow the crowds of the City on the Doorstep of Absalom to gain fame and fortune like they've never had before, and then take the final steps to finish their mission in saving the Isle of Kortos. But strange things lurk in the mountains, and not everything you see will make sense. All you can do is believe in yourself, believe in your friends... and keep fighting forward! DAZZLE the City of Diobel with your greatest show so far! SPEAK with the strange NPC who really lives up to their role! UNCOVER the mystery of the bizarre watchpost and its even more bizarre residents! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, The Gayest Pathfinder Podcast On The Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... how would a catfolk and a minotaur... y'know... https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: An instance of misogynistic language, depersonalization, references to past child neglect, mind control, implied animal death, unreality, implied animal neglect, cannibalism, a VERY clever horse :) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Every tale has an end, and this is the beginning of ours. Having reclaimed the final Aeon Orb from the Vault of the Black Desert, our heroes make their way to the city of Diobel to rest and recover before taking the final road on their adventure. The Kortos Mountains await them, but first... let's take a moment. Meet with friends, new, old, and forgotten. Tell stories, experience new feelings, ride a fucking roller coaster in a fantasy TTRPG. And of course... prepare to put on a show greater than any other for a chance to go down in history! Take one last breath of clean air before climbing up the mountains of heaven, adventurers... it may well be the last chance you get to do so. LEARN of the ancient celebration, returning anew! DISCOVER forgotten secrets of your past! EXPOSE the mystery of the strange shopkeeper and her unusual store at last! All this and more in this, the first episode of BOOK SIX: THE APOCALYPSE PROPHET (and Ep. 69 of Extinction Curse, NICE!) where we ask the Hard Questions like... what does it mean if your god winks at you? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Serious discussions of Cultural Appropriation in the real world and racism towards Native American people, W-ndigos, themes of goodbyes and conclusion, bittersweet interactions, religious conversion, references to child neglect and toxic parenting, mentions of sexual encounters, the audience is gonna kill Derry for how this episode ends lolololol, animal breeding mentioned --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The monster returns to Otari in chains... but are chains enough to hold him? After a desperate battle, the Otari Werewolf has been shackled! The Fogfen Few return victorious to Otari, but... what are they to do with him now? What will the townsfolk do? And how, exactly, does one imprison a man that turns into an extraordinarily powerful beast once a month? As our brave adventurers grapple these questions, they must also go deeper into the dungeon once more... and uncover some very, very old secrets from a mystery that finally reveals itself after 500 years. Punches get thrown. Secrets get spilled. Water gets waded. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what does Brian Cox sound like, even? CONTENT WARNINGS: Animal harm and death, consumption of raw flesh, alcohol consumption, serial killers BUY DERRY'S ADVENTURE, SAFE HAVEN: A WEIRD WEST TALE TODAY! Pathfinder 2e version: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/482415/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-pathfinder-2nd-edition?affiliate_id=1916517 D&D 5e version: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/482416/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-5th-edition?affiliate_id=1916517 --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enter the Lab of the Lord of the Black Sands! Dyzallin Shraen, Arcanist, Drow, Tyrant and Mummy is all that stands between the Wandering Three and the fifth and final Aeon Orb. With this, life can be returned to Kortos, wrongs can be undone, and the end of the grand adventure our circus has been whipped into can finally begin. Stinging betrayals, reality-bending magic and the most powerful combatants yet await our heroes as they take a stand for the surface!   FACE the evil experiments performed by the wicked magician! DO the impossible and push past your limits! SAVE the world from total devastation!   All this and more in this, the finale of Extinction Curse Book 5: Lord of the Black Sands, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Can a mummy also be a vampire? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of advanced decomposition, goodbyes,  betrayal, themes of indentured servitude, parallels to abusive relationships, THEY'RE BAAAAACK, references to disease--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Undead knights! Living statues! Mirror worlds! The Wandering Three take on the seven-floored tower of Dyzallin Shraen alongside the Ganzi Arcanist Il'setsya Wyrmtouched. But they're only halfway up, and the guardians that await them are no laughing matters! Can our heroes outwit treacherous traps, unsettling undead or even worse? I mean, probably, but it's gonna hurt a lot, right? No complaining— just face it and do your best!    CHALLENGE the undead musicians to a contest of song! SOLVE the strange riddle of the radioactive spirit! FACE the harbinger of the apocalypse that rises once more!    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast On The Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can ghosts unionize? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: References to body dysmorphia, bullying (light-hearted), references to genocide, themes of Armageddon, frequent butchery of Aztec words --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Circus of Makeshift Wonders has impressed the reigning rulers of Shraen... but now their real adventure in the city of the dead can begin. The Wandering Three make their way into the misshapen tower of Dyzallin Shraen, the self proclaimed Lord of the Black Sands. Will our heroes be able to get through the seven floors of his obsidian fortress and reclaim the final Aeon Orb to save the Isle of Kortos? Or will they too be turned to dust?  RECKON with the ancient queens of the undead drow! SPAR with armour infused undead guards and their terrible frost powers! EXPLORE the halls of the evil mummy's tower!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... How reliable IS a chaos mage in combat? SAFE HAVEN Discord: https://discord.gg/rW3vsWrbxh https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Explicit references to sex, man I'm pretty sure that's it. Huh. Oh, I guess we spoil the ending of The Shining in this? Hmm. Yeah, that's about it.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Even hundreds of miles under the surface, the show must go on! As the Circus of Wayward Wonders' bravest heroes take on a gamble with a lich, they must put together their own circus to overcome the odds and wow the undead city of Shraen. But can even these masters of the craft tickle the funny bones of the land of the dead? Are their souls forfeit to the wicked Zavazik Shraen and his cruel Red Circus? Are their newfound friends doomed to eternal servitude? Our heroes have to get their act together— literally!— if they want to escape the City of Dust with their lives!   SPEAK with the Mistress of the Maelstrom and understand your true calling! DAZZLE the streets of the undead city with colours and lights unlike anything they've ever seen! PERFORM before the biggest crowd you've ever seen or perish for your hubris!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Where's the off switch on a familiar? SAFE HAVEN KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/derryluttrell/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-for-pathfinder-2e-dandd-5e NIGHTS IN THE SKY FREE ONE-SHOT: https://www.dropbox.com/home?file_subpath=%2FPF2+Foundry+VTT+Pack%2Fmodule.json&preview=lights-in-the-sky.rar https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Revolution Void-  Scattered Knowledge CONTENT WARNINGS: Explicit depictions of slavery and the sale and trafficking of people, nihilist themes, references to sex, masturbation and orgasms, on-screen drug use, hallucinogens, one of the PCs has sex in this one, bone breaking (mild)--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

OH SIKE! Our heroes are the starring act at Shraen's Red Circus— but performances down in the Darklands are a lot more deadly than where we're from! Facing off against a massive incorporeal dragon in front of a stadium of bloodthirsty spectators, the Wandering Three must survive terrifying games, strange politics and unusual performers if they want to get famous enough to track down the dreaded Dyzallin Shraen. Will our heroes become the next big thing in the City of Dust? Or are they about to bite said dust and be yesterday's news? Grab your tickets, cuz the show is about to begin! DUEL a ferocious undead dragon for the amusement of thousands! GAMBLE your lives away in the hopes of a better tomorrow! ENCOUNTER the unusual lady of chaos and her advice for the party! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Is it unethical to get high off a fungus leshy's spores? SAFE HAVEN KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/derryluttrell/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-for-pathfinder-2e-dandd-5e NIGHTS IN THE SKY FREE ONE-SHOT: https://www.dropbox.com/home?file_subpath=%2FPF2+Foundry+VTT+Pack%2Fmodule.json&preview=lights-in-the-sky.rar https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Revolution Void-  Time Flux  CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of slavery and indentured servitude, suicide jokes (tame), themes of capitalism and nihilism, ARODEN LIVES, maggots, references to masturbation, alcoholism, references to drugs and hallucinogens --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Halloween time, oooo!! The Kastner Expedition is going to go and drink the fabled Midnight Violet tea, which can only be found in the sleepy town of Twilight Hollow. However, the rare flower that's used to make this tea only grows on a single, mysterious island. On the island lies an abandoned, spooky mansion. The gang is going to have to face off against ghosts, ghouls, and g... gmonsters! This is some scary shit, you know! Join our heroes, Emyndiel, Pleatly-Does-It-Neatly, and Sera, on the adventure "House of the Midnight Violet, by Jeff C. Stevens, converted to Pathfinder 2e! VENTURE to the haunted island of the dead artist! FACE the haunting creatures within! UNRAVEL the mystery of what happened in this creaking mansion! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder podcast on the planet, where we ask the hard questions like... How many cats is too many cats? CONTENT WARNINGS: Ailurophobia, Themes of Abuse, Horror, Dysfunctional Families, Explicit Themes of Suicide, Explicit Themes of Child Endangerment, Porcelain Dolls Played for Horror, Implied Animal Death [Pets], Dead MILF, Religious Horror, Loss of Agency ♪ Music used: Spook by PeriTune https://soundcloud.com/sei_peridot/spook Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼▼ Music: Darren Curtis - Unknown Fear Link: https://youtu.be/2-jedphD5fY Music provided by: MFY - No Copyright ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ "nyoko - Flowing Into The Darkness" is under a Creative Commons license (CC BY 3.0). https://soundcloud.com/redowthered Music promoted by BreakingCopyright: https://bit.ly/b-into-darkness  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music used :  " Creepy Music Box " composed and produced by "Vivek Abhishek" Music link : https://youtu.be/n5zr2UrwfB8 SUBSCRIBE us on YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/DQQmmCl8crQ Follow on Facebook: https://bit.ly/33RWRtP Follow on Instagram: https://bit.ly/2ImU2JV ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music used :  "Broken Piano " composed and produced by "Vivek Abhishek" Music link : https://youtu.be/ln_a4bwRF9o SUBSCRIBE us on YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/DQQmmCl8crQ Follow on Facebook: https://bit.ly/33RWRtP Follow on Instagram: https://bit.ly/2ImU2JV ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Follow You Home  by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Bad Omen by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Evil Behind the Mask by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Slasher  by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio The BASEMENT by Natureworld1986 BITTERSWEET WALTZ by Sir Cubworth Halloween Pride Flag by @catboyzaid --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh boy! We're headed to Shraen, everyone! Now that our heroes are finished investigating the Cradle of Worms, they have to track down the undead drow noble who brought it back to his city in the sand. Who knows what will await The Wandering Three there?! Debt mongers, ready to trap you in debt so large you'll never pay it off? Zombie markets, with goods you could never find legally on the surface? A strange circus, with a tent the size of a mountain? It's gonna be spooky, it's gonna be scary, and it's gonna be dangerous! Who knows how our heroes will fare? VISIT the City of Dust, dwarfed by looming pyramids and towers! EXPLORE the Antiquities District, in search of an old friend! BRAVE The Red Circus and its unusual performances! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder podcast on the planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it a red flag to see a single living creature in a sea of undead? SAFE HAVEN KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/derryluttrell/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-for-pathfinder-2e-dandd-5e NIGHTS IN THE SKY FREE ONE-SHOT: https://www.dropbox.com/home?file_subpath=%2FPF2+Foundry+VTT+Pack%2Fmodule.json&preview=lights-in-the-sky.rar https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Content Warnings: Acute Themes of Slavery and Indentured Servitude, Themes of Existential Capitalist Despair, Unwanted Romantic Attention, GIVE ME MONEY FOR MY KICKSTARTER ASMR, Radiation Poisoning --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh shit, we're in a pyramid! Unfortunately for our heroes, it isn't as empty as they wished it would be. On the bright side, there are ancient records inside, for cool things like dragon gods! On the less than bright side though, there are also vampire spiders, which are pretty dangerous and decidedly less cool than dragon god records. The Forces of House Shraen are here as well, and it looks like they're experimenting on the last aeon orb at the bottom of the pyramid. The Wandering Three will have to stop them to get the aeon orb back and save The Isle of Kortos! Will they succeed? Or will House Shraen succeed in their experimental plans? BATTLE against Crazed Undead Drow! RACE through winding corridors! DUEL with a mysterious foe with a mysterious weapon! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you repel sea worms? SAFE HAVEN KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/derryluttrell/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-for-pathfinder-2e-dandd-5e VOTE FOR US IN THE AUDIOVERSE AWARDS: https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: ACUTE ARACHNOPHOBIA (Consider skipping to second half of episode if needed!), Descriptions of Strangulation, Body Horror, Slavery, The Sexiest Kill in DWR History, Character Death, Debt --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All the old paintings on the tombs, they do the sand dance, don't you know? This joke doesn't work (oh whey oh) because it's more of a rainforest-style pyramid than an Egyptian one, and also I have no rhythm! The Wandering Three have finally found the legendary pyramid of Xhul-Khunder, and must searchj its twisting corridors and rooms to find the final Aeon Orb which the dead god left behind! Will our heroes be able to brave the jungle doom that awaits them; the mighty guardians, curious lore and deadly traps? Or will the truth that faces them and the history of the orbs that keep their island safe be enough to break them? Let's walk like a Xulgath and find out! ENCOUNTER the deadly warriors of the ancient empire and struggle against their power! UNCOVER forgotten secrets, new and old, in the search of salvation! STAND before the single most world-changing foe that our heroes have EVER encountered! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... NO WAY ARE YOU SERIOUSLY... ONE OF THOSE GUYS..? SAFE HAVEN KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/derryluttrell/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-for-pathfinder-2e-dandd-5e https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/   Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Content Warnings: Themes of Genocide, references to slavery, references to body trauma,, A BABY BOY OHHHHH MY LITTLE BABY MAAAAAN, falling down stairs, arachnophobia, worms --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Wandering Three and their current companions have been exploring and searching for the Aeon Orb diligently. They're slowly making their way through the Cradle of Worms, which is a jungle deep in the Darklands, full of strange and unusual sights and monsters. They've been to the Azure Eye, an island full of ghosts and memories of who once resided here in this place. When reaching the Sunken Titan, a statue so massive that the ruins they came across were just a gigantic hand, they met a strange Ahmut, who likes to eat souls, but is very picky, and knows when they've lost a fight! Now, the gang makes their way towards The Crown of Teeth, which is said to be a giant worm spawning ground. They're not looking forward to that, but the quest must go on! Will the Wandering Three be able to find what they are looking for, or will the Darklands and all that inhabit it be enough to stop our heroes...? WITNESS the incredible spawning ground of the original Purple Worms! UNCOVER ancient secrets of the Xulgath's religion! DELVE into the temple of Xhul-Khunder!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder podcast on the planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... How hard can a Furby be thrown and survive? SAFE HAVEN KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/derryluttrell/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-for-pathfinder-2e-dandd-5e https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Suicide Jokes, Themes of Genocide, Worms, Slavery, Blatant Fanservice Like What Is This A Skeevy 2000s Anime, Chest Trauma, Gore, Animal Abuse(?) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's plenty of ghosts down in the dungeon... and not all of them are dead. Dare ye journey deeper? The Fogfen Few have their work cut out for them! Even now as they wander the abandoned library, now devoid of cannibal librarians, it seems like there's danger around every corner... both past and present. As our heroes blow dust off the dark secrets of the past, their domino effect on the present becomes clear. Welcome to the Fourth Floor, boys... this one's a real doozy. Secrets get shared. Gaps get jumped. Teeth get bared. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are doors part of the LGBT community? Nominate Dice Will Roll to the CRIT Awards today! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j9y813j6pa-e0yb-FeREZ1JryntuSx7RebWnAiCUEfI/edit?usp=sharing Join the Safe Haven: A Weird West Tale Discord! https://discord.gg/ACXAzJ65Ye --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara The Hag by The Seventh Midnight Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Huntin' We Shall Go! Join us as our gender non-comformiest GM, Derry, brings Dave, Ritz and Luna and a brand new cast of characters up into the lonely World's Edge Mountains to a luxurious dinner in a comfortable lodge for Gen Con 2021 Online! And surely, nothing bad will happen, right? Right? Join us for this Pathfinder 2e One-Shot: Dinner at Lionlodge!   PARTAKE in a wonderful feast high in the mountains! UNCOVER dark secrets of a clandestine organization! ENCOUNTER a famous phantom thief and their vulpine mask!  All this in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... How do Leshies pick stuff up? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy themes of suicidal ideation, discussions of euthanasia, cannibalism, decapitation, cults, awkward interactions, implied animal abuse, sexy elf DILF--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Flesh! Flesh! Flesh! Flesh! The denizens of the Darklands are a notoriously mysterious lot... but are they completely untrustworthy? Our heroes have some translucent fleshed creeps hot on their trails, with glowing red eyes, long tongues and visible internal organs. What are their intentions? To eat the bones of the Wandering Three? Or to befriend them? Could it be both? I'm not sure what the love language of an Urdefhan is! One thing's for certain: we have a long night ahead of us!  WRESTLE with the eel-like fiend from the plane of Abbadon!  PARTAKE in the strange festivities of the Banquet of Blood and Venom! DISCOVER the secret origin of a long hated foe!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Wanna hear Derry laugh so hard it hurts? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. SUPPORT LOGAN'S TOP SURGERY: https://gofund.me/6b06bb1e CONTENT WARNINGS: Ingestion of Unsanitary Foods, Senseless Violence, Themes of Extinction, Themes of Genocide, Themes of Colonialism, Slavery, Torture, PTSD, Abuse, Surprisingly Cute Moments From Your Favourite Gugfriend--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Thousand Burning Eyes! A face wrapped in linen! ZOMBIES! The Wandering Three have encountered some pretty bizarre things on their journeys, but the journey to the Black Desert goes beyond weird. After making their way through crystal caves, mushroom forests and hallucinogenic grottos, they're only just on the doorstep of the underground vault that the original Xulgath hail from. Can our heroes brave the lethal radiation, deadly inhabitants and long lost mysteries of this land? Maybe! But we should probably stop the Froghemoth first. I mentioned the Froghemoth, right? Aw, nuts, I'm so scatter brained. Oh well!  INVESTIGATE ancient ruins from a bygone era! SKIRMISH with freaky foes from deep beneath the surface! RECKON with the terrible legends that stare you down with eyes the size of boulders! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Ahf' ah cahf mgvulgtnah hnah mgep ya? Ia! Iaaaaaaagh! https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. SUPPORT LOGAN'S TOP SURGERY: https://gofund.me/6b06bb1e CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, internal body trauma, themes of extinction, Lovecraftian elements, Megalophobia, worms, stuckage, descriptions of intentional bone dislocation, descriptions of paralysis --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Wandering Three didn't sign up for this! Heading deep underground, into the Darklands? This wasn't on the travel plans! In order to save Willowside, we must briefly say goodbye to our dearest friends in the circus and begin a quest to the radioactive Black Desert. Our heroes will be exploring places not often traveled by surface dwellers, finding dangerous monsters and poisonous flora at perhaps every turn. What kind of people will they meet? What sights will they see? Will they leave with their lives? It's time to start spelunking- just don't lose your path! TELEPORT deep beneath the ground with the aid of a reclusive nature cult! EXPLORE the magnificent cave with its unusual properties! INVESTIGATE ancient pilgrimage sites deep in the fungal forest!All this and more in the premiere episode of Dice Will Roll Book 5: Lord of the Black Sands, where we ask the hard questions like... what kind of crystals make the best dog food?  https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae   Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.CONTENT WARNINGS: Hallucinogenics, Drug-Use, Unreality, Italians, Light Arguments --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

GUG GUG AGAIN!! What?! It turns out, the siege on Willowside was never actually being orchestrated by the Xulgath at all! Instead, A gug by the name of Gug Eats-The-Eaters has been controlling the leader of this group of Xulgath from behind the scenes! What will our heroes do about this? Will they defeat the gug, ensuring safety for the town and our beloved circus? Or will this be the end for The Wandering Three and Willowside? The end of the war is coming either way... and our heroes will walk on. The question is... will they be alive or dead when they do? DUEL with a fearsome monster and her undead minions! PUZZLE over the speaking tower and its peculiar message! PLUNGE into your dreams and confront the creatures that have been controlling you for so long! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... so, what's up with the worm-on-a-strings? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Exsanguination, Body Horror, Big Scary Goth Tiddies, Miscommunication, Zombies --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HEIGH-HOOOOOOO!! The Circus' adventure in Willowside has been eventful. After freeing dinosaurs, rescuing the Banyan Boys from the clutches of a cult, and saving a group of gugs from slavery, The Wandering Three are finally getting ready to storm the Xulgath camp once and for all! They'll be attacking the siege tower and defeating the leaders of the armies, heroically ending the siege on Willlowside once and for all! But will this attempt to save the town work? Or will The Wandering Three fail in their attempt to stop the Xulgath horde... or whatever secret plot their leader, Arskuva the Gnasher, is hiding?SNEAK through the troglodyte camp to battle with their leaders! BALK at the gruesome practices of Zevgavizeb's most devout! STARE in horror at the terrible truth that has been right beneath your nose all this time! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... you can't die if your shield is up, right? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.CONTENT WARNINGS: Cremation, Bone Breaking, Body Horror, Cannibalism, Desecration of Corpses, Verified "OH SHIT" moments, Description of Broken Necks --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AAAAAGH! FIEEEENDS! Abyssal monsters have ambushed the Wandering Three in their journey to stop the Siege of the Dinosaurs. They're big, they're bad, they smell surprisingly nice, and they're from a hellish realm of dinosaur planets where only the strongest survive! These demonic opponents are the only thing that stand between Willowside and safety... But can we beat them? Or are we the ones about to go extinct?  WRESTLE with the saurian horrors from another world! TALK with those dearest to you before the final battle! PUZZLE over the curious shopkeeper and her wares! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... What is this "radumshin" you speak of? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hypnotism, Insects, Body Horror, Propaganda, Discussion of Unhealthy Platonic Relationships & Co-Dependency, Gurty Goldpockets Goldpockets Emporium Established 4719 AR Where Adventure Goes We Follow --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

GUG GUG GUG! The war between surface dwellers and denizens of the deep accelerates at breakneck speed as Willowside is robbed of the chance to bolster its defenses. Now, the Wandering Three have no choice but to wander deep into the Welt to seek out the more esoteric encampments that are bringing them woe. Dinosaur camps? Demon pens? GUG GUG GUG GUG? Can the siege finally be turned right back on the invaders? Or will something deep and dark hunt our heroes for the rest of their days? Also, there's a kiss in this episode. DEFEND Willowside from the midnight march of the primeval forces that oppose them! STEAL the eggs of the dinosaurs to bring a new era to the Circus of Wayward Wonders! INVESTIGATE the cruel camps the Xulgath have founded and the horrors that lie within! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, The Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... How do you grin if your head is only a mouth? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Bugs, gory sound effects, creepy crawly sound effects, impalement, torture, slavery, senseless violence played for horror, on-screen romantic interactions, body horror, your mom OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH, cannibalism --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

War! Huh! Good god, y'all, what is it good for?! Defending yourselves from an invasion of underground dinosaurs, it seems. The Wandering Three continue their defense of Willowside from mounting Xulgath forces, uncovering deadly serial killers (again) and taking on the wretched cultists. But what are the troglodytes even here for? What's their goal? Do... Do they even know? The mysteries surrounding the Siege of the Dinosaurs grow each passing day... As does the danger facing this town! Don't give up now— keep fighting!  SEARCH for the terrible murderer that's been plaguing the outskirts of town! RAGE against the Xulgath army and their forces! UNCOVER the brainwashing these dinosaur people have put themselves through!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What are the naming conventions of the Xulgath? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Serial Killers, Body Horror, Absolute Fucking Destruction Of A Poor Fucking Plush Creature, Cult Ideology, Ethnonationalism, Religious Trauma Minor Character Death --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fogfen Few spend some time exploring different avenues of healthcare, from magic to medicine. What secrets shall they uncover? The last few days of dungeoneering have been rough. Cult leaders, flesh statues, cannibalism and curses... can't we just recover for a moment? Our heroes take a pit stop in Otari before diving back into the dungeon to prepare to reach the next floor. What remains undiscovered in the Library? What motives have gone un-checked? What quests have been completed? Why are there suddenly so many mitflits?! Boss Skrawng, explain yourself!! Help gets refused. Books get read. Doors get closed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like: when did Boss Skrawng become Sicilian? What do you mean, he was Sicilian all along and Derry needs to emphasize it because some people thought he was a Watto-type stereotype? CONTENT WARNINGS: Medical needles, consumption and descriptions of raw meat, allusions to cannibalism, parallels to chronic illness, abusive relationships, THE PESTILENCE Nominate Dice Will Roll to the CRIT Awards today! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j9y813j6pa-e0yb-FeREZ1JryntuSx7RebWnAiCUEfI/edit?usp=sharing --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The battle for Willowside is on the horizon, and we're ready to fight for it! After rescuing the Banyan Boys from a terrifying underground cult, the Wandering Three must team up with them and other mighty adventurers to protect this town from certain doom. Blockades on the road! Sea Monsters at the bay! Strange disappearances at the swamp! Can our heroes stop them all? Or will the invading prehistoric forces reduce us to rubble?   PARLAY with the cosmic worms and heed their cryptic messages! SEARCH the hinterlands for danger and figure out how best to stop it! SAVE the town from the jaws of starvation by tackling immense dinosaurs!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... Are there heroic applications of Girlboss, Gatekeep, Gaslight? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality, particularly gruesome murders, body horror, squick horror, emetophobia, choking, MPREG??? I fucking guess?--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Something sickly lives beneath Willowside. The town has tried to forget... indeed, many of them have. But the caves remember. How could they not? The Wandering Three find themselves exploring the den of a terrible cult and unraveling the riddles they left behind. What is the truth behind The Shrine Of The Sea Monster? What foul thing did they worship? And what are the Banyan Boys looking for down here in the depths? The cold air gnaws and the deeps call out... do you dare to listen in?  EXPLORE deep beneath the town and face untold horrors below! EVADE terrible traps that may spell your doom! BOW before the Shrine Of The Sea Monster, and embrace the end of time! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... can a furby feel fear? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Cults, Cosmic Horror, Unreality, Drowning, Misogyny, Sexism, Woman-Hating, Slut Shaming, Gender Based Discrimination, Bigotry Against Women, Cishet Men --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HEROES OF THE MULTIVERSE! ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?! In this very special episode with guest stars from the Be Gay Roll Dice network, adventurers from across multiple realities are drawn together to take part in an interdimensional wresting tournament! Iconic monsters from across tabletop systems, superpowered punches and more await you in the realm of MALISTENT THE MAGNIFICENT in this Pride Month One-Shot! Hosted by Derry from Dice Will Roll and starring Ziva from The Eternity Archives, Tick from Goblets & Gays, Dean from Bits Before Crits and Dave from Dice Will Roll, and proudly made possible by the Be Gay Roll Dice network! Theme Song: Blip Stream by Kevin Macleod Skylark from Pathfinder: Kingmaker OST by Owlcat Games Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Siege of the Dinosaurs has just begun! Ambushed by ferocious beasts on the way home from a rescue mission, the Wandering Three are slowly made aware that something terrible has happened. But why here? Why Willowside? What is the truth of this old town, with its rotting landscape, its crooked mansions and its haunting dreams? What happened here, centuries before even Dain Eilidi came here? And why is it happening again? Only time will tell... if you dare to venture into the depths.  BATTLE with primal foes of the prehistoric past! PEER into the eternal dreams of everlasting slumber! DESCEND into haunted caves in search of missing heroes! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions  like... what seasoning goes best with fried dinosaur skins? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Thalassophobia, themes of despair, themes of war, mentions of civilian casualties, cosmic horror, unreality, cishet men, evil pufferfish (real) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The fun never stops the fun never stops the fun never stops! The awful truth of Fortune's Hall is beginning to reveal itself in calamitous waves for the Wandering Three! Crawling Gahlepods, creeping Brugadatches and Lumbering Doblagubs spell doom for the unsuspecting guests of this former safe haven of a casino, and not a single one of the patrons has even noticed! Can our brave heroes save the imperiled gamblers? Or are they flat out of luck? Only time will tell! It's time to choose- raise, call or fold? Think fast- the one thing we don't have is time! BATTLE the awful titanic bone monster and it's terrifying claw guts! READ through the instructions to an incredible primal ritual! PAUSE the adventure to go pick some flowers, you've earned it, dude.All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions  like... when do clowns learn how to read? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Additional Music by Shane Ivers. Signs To Nowhere by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. CONTENT WARNINGS: Gambling, descriptions of emaciation, parallels to drugged food or drink, starvation, animal endangerment, big ostritch in a dress (it hates the dress) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Fortune's Hall, where the fun never ends! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is grounded in Willowside following a most unfortunate accident, and with more and more dinosaur sightings outside town, the heat is rising for the Wandering Three. Sent on a rescue mission by Mayor Vandy, they must make their way to Fortune's Hall casino a few miles out from town, the Wandering Three must seek out the missing people who haven't returned in over a month! Are they all dead? Or has something much, much weirder happened? Make sure your dice aren't loaded- we're about to gamble with more than just money today! OBSERVE the strange amphibians and their even stranger evolution! EXPERIMENT with the delicious food, almost too good to be true! INVESTIGATE the creaky barn, and the horrors within! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions  like... can cats appear out of thin air? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Additional Music by Shane Ivers. Signs To Nowhere by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. CONTENT WARNINGS: Gambling, descriptions of emaciation, parallels to drugged food or drink, starvation, cishet men, old lady flirting --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Roll up, roll up! Distract yourselves from the grim world outside and come to a land where the lights are colourful, the music is swelling and the popcorn is freshly made! The Circus of Wayward Wonders bands together to bring cheer to the morose town of Willowside after a particularly eventful week. Feelings may still be hurt, Aeon Orbs may still be missing, but the show must always, always always go on! And nothing can ruin a performance like this, right..? Bones, oh bones, what lies in the future of the Wandering Three? Will it be Weal? Or Woe? And thusly the bones spin, and deliver their fortune of... WOE. CLASH with the loud brothers as they put on a scene before the Circus camp! PERFORM for the good people despite all the obstacles in your path! PROTECT those you love from the terrors of the sky!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... Are Casinos and Circuses related or something? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Exclusion from activities as a form of punishment, decapitation, bisection, cishet men, themes of doom.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One good night's sleep. That's all we ask for. And we can't even have that. The entire Circus of Wayward Wonders awakens in the middle of the night, plagued by grim nightmares of a terrible flood and an even more terrible creature lurking beneath it. This, on top of everything that's happened in Willowside so far, is making it more and more apparent that there's something wrong in this little town. Is it the Aeon Orb? The salty air? Something more sinister? Our heroes must bandage their wounds and work together as a team in order to save the world and get the Aeon Orb. They can do this!  Right? QUESTION the locals about all manners of strange leads! VENTURE deep into the blighted land to find the key to your quest! DESPAIR at the awful truth which threatens to engulf you! All  this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder  Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions  like... are old men with deer heads more trustworthy? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: References to Thassalaphobia & Megalaphobia, Wounded Friendships, Themes of Despair & Failure, Slavery Mentions, Evil Pufferfish --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool me for over a century? What the hell, man. The Circus has come to the aging town of Willowside, but for once, our heroes are more preoccupied with the mysteries their party holds than the mysteries of their environs. A hundred years of lies are finally being uncovered, and yet the truth is no less perplexing. Who is Volio Via, exactly? What is Oddbody? What does any of this have to do with the blighted Welt that surrounds Willowside? And the question weighing heaviest on our party's mind... why did Volio do what he did? Uncover the questions that may finally lead to clarity in the dim Hooked Inn... and finally glimpse the truth. EXPLORE the lonely village sitting at the precipice of swampy desolation! ENCOUNTER the strange locals and their stranger mannerisms! TREMBLE as the freakish nightmares of the past grab you tight and pull you under! All  this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder  Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are himbos inherently benevolent? https://www.dicewillroll.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillrollDiscord: https://discord.gg/FmB567RTwitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRollFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillrollReddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/Music by Will Savino, MusicD20Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeProud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy Arguments, Angst, Abuse, Implied Bullying, Trauma, Hate Crimes, Unsolicited Flirting, Cishet Men, Breaches of Trust, Thassalaphobia, Megalaphobia, Descriptions of Drowning --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willowside. The site of the final Aeon Orb, and the beginning of the end of our adventure. And yet... There are those among us not willing to take that final step. Lies... Deceit... Conjured realities presented as fact. If you believe in the lie, maybe the lie will come true. But between weird clowns in your peripheral vision, visions of a swampy wasteland come true and friends who just don't get the message that you aren't worthy of help... Will you be able to do what you think you need to, Volio? Or will you go up in flames, like everything from before? It's in your hands, clown man. Just don't screw up. TRAVEL the crystal blue seas aboard the gorgeous trading vessel! WADE through the rotting countryside of the mysteriously ill land! STARE DOWN the truth you thought you knew, but really, truly did not for oh so long? All this and more in this, the premiere of Extinction Curse Book 4: SIEGE OF THE DINOSAURS, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Do you look at it, Volio? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy Arguments, Angst, Deadnaming Kinda Sorta, Breaches of Trust, Attempted Suicide, Unreality, Implied Bullying, Trauma --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A grim evil rots under the Abomination Vaults... can our heroes smell the stench? The Cult of the Canker and it's grim ghouls patrol the library, performing profane rites in preparation of their so-called "Refleshening". As Fiore, Alrik and Silk sneak through the labyrinthine paths, seeking some way to best the wicked cannibal librarians. But between grumpy devils, ghostly sofas and ancient truths... it sure seems like they have their work cut out for them! Grip onto your torch, Fogfen Few... we're gonna plunge into darkness! Hands get shook. Footsteps get retraced. Hearts get stopped. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what do you do when the nice young man you've known for a week makes like Vordt of the Boreal Valley and then just kind of acts like that was a normal thing for a person to do?! COTNENT WARNINGS: References to human decay and fungus growth, cannibalism, rotting meat, body horror, major character harm, no seriously what the hell do you do about that Nominate Dice Will Roll to the CRIT Awards today! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j9y813j6pa-e0yb-FeREZ1JryntuSx7RebWnAiCUEfI/edit?usp=sharing --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Old Lady Swinten’s broke, and Rogor Swinten can rot in his grave. Should’ve sold me that acre, Rogor, your widow is gonna’ starve. Don’t tell her about Vandy. No, no, no. Now Vandy’s money is blood money. Blood money now. She rides with spurs of fire; the Night Lady, oh, the fire it burns!" The Aeon Towers have been saved. The Crucifixion Killer has been captured. The Xulgath of the Swardlands have been banished. Now all that remains is a friendly man and the dark secret he's hiding. The coincidences have been piling up, and his time is running out. How long before the Night Hag that's been plaguing the Swardlands strikes again... And will stopping Vandy help? It's time to prepare for some matricide, and save the world some more- we've got a mystery to solve!   SOOTHE the mourning fey with some closure at last! CREEP through the creaking floorboards of an old house! REVEAL the terrible plot against the Isle of Kortos and prepare for the worst!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... interdimensional portals aren't inherently magic, right?https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Sexist & Slut-Shaming language, Familial Abuse, Extreme Distress and Sadness--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Beat the bad guys! Climb the tower! Get the Aeon Orb! Saving the world is that easy! But what do you do when some complications get thrown your way? Serial killers... Troglodytes... Warlords... You know, the usual! As the Wandering Three face off their most deadly foes yet, they must hold their own against the cruel conquerors of the Swardlands and the mighty power they wield! And they'll come out unscathed as ever... Won't they?  CAPTURE the wicked Crucifixion Killer and deliver her to justice! PEER at the bizarre, skittering mutants and their unnatural anatomies! BATTLE against terrible monsters atop the apex of the Old Forest Tower!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Can we get sued by DOOM for stealing their box art scene in a podcast? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Content Warnings: Discussions of Lobotomy, Crucifixion and Cannibalism, Major Character Death (uh oh), Abuse Parallels--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Charge! The Wandering Three have found themselves pitted against the forces of evil at the Old Forest Tower where hordes of Xulgath prepare for a showdown against their incoming circus star foes. Might! Mutants! Weird statues! Our brave adventurers will see it all as they begin their final push into the last Aeon Orb of the Swardlands in order to save the Isle of Kortos from environmental destruction! But as they make their way into the tower... They'll soon find that a much more real doom awaits them!SNEAK past enemy lines by flapping your wings like a huge colourful asshole! WRESTLE with the weird, muscular monstrosity without a head (or so it seems!) UNCOVER the truth behind the recent slayings and the dark secrets behind their motives!All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, The Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... Is it morally superior to fossilize bad guys instead of killing them?https://www.dicewillroll.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillrollDiscord: https://discord.gg/FmB567RTwitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRollFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillrollReddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/Music by Will Savino, MusicD20Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeProud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.CONTENT WARNINGS: Fire, Claustrophobia, Unsolicited Flirting, Brain Dissection, Lobotomies--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come one, come all! For one night only, the Circus of Wayward Wonders is performing in the town of Turpin Rowe during the height of the stump festival! Come watch their aerobatics-themed performance as the performers take on new heights for your viewing pleasure- literally! But beyond the town limits, deep in the Immenwoods, a goal awaits our heroes... the Old Forest Tower and the glowing Aeon Orb... and our final destination in the Swardlands! But what else is out in the woods? Who lurks in the trees? What's that... weird, singing noise? Only one way to find out! Let's get hiking!RUSH to keep the show on the road as last minute complications arise! UNCOVER further mysteries of the mysterious deaths! COVER your eyes and avert your gaze from the horrific, vengeful creature! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it bodyshaming if looks can ACTUALLY kill? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Crucifixion, Lobotomy, Physical Injuries, Detailed Discussion of Physical Ugliness --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices