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The Fogfen Few must cure the werewolf of his lycanthropy... or let a monster run wild! Ah, Otari... the town where nothing ever happens. After a long day out exploring in the dungeon, our heroes can always count on Otari to be a safe place where nothing bad happens. At least... normally it is. But right now, the town is in for a particularly dark night. From howling wolfmen chained up in a druid circle to dark secrets from beyond the stars to screaming children in their bedrooms... the sleepy town of Otari won't be getting much sleep tonight. Will Alrik, Silk and Fiore make it through the most dangerous night of their adventure so far? Heals get given. Books get read. Toys get broken. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you mug a paladin? CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of exorcisms, poison use, capital punishment, serial killers, references to cannibalism, cosmic horror, nihilism, child abuse, audio of children screaming, poor parenting, child endangerment and harm, a BANDIT --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enter the arena, and earn fame, fortune and treasure! The Fogfen Few have gone deeper than ever, finding themselves on a floor of the Vaults called the Arena by its inhabitants. But after battling through corridors of statues, traces of shell and bone, and finding the namesake of the floor... well, who could be prepared for what awaits them? Certainly, I don't think anyone was expecting sexy bachelors in the Gauntlight's ruins, but what is life but a series of surprises? Either way, adventurers... do you fancy your chances as champions, or will you end up as more bones scattered around the arena? Eyes get closed. Deals get made. Combat gets cheered. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... am I damned to hell if I sleep with a particularly charming evil spirit? CONTENT WARNINGS: Snakes, paralysis, blindness, implied animal cruelty, gladatorial bloodsports, furries --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fogfen Few have uncovered a very familiar, ghostly face, but danger awaits at every turn! How will they defeat the wretched will-o-wisps?! Our heroes definitely have their work cut out for them! In the tomb of a particularly chatty ancient adventurer, Alrik, Silk and Fiore will soon discover that malevolent balls of light aren't the only danger nearby. Doom stalk the halls of this dungeon, and traps lay in wait to strike. Maybe The Fogfen Few have bitten off more than they can chew today as they step into the lair of the most terrible foe they've come across yet! Grappling hooks get thrown. Stairs get climbed. Secrets get revealed. Find out more in today's episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... why did the Adventure Path designers do this to our sweet, beloved adventurers? CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of death, descriptions of many, many flashing lights, themes of doom and oblivion, Borbo Dissociation Reveal BUY DERRY'S ADVENTURE, SAFE HAVEN: A WEIRD WEST TALE TODAY! Pathfinder 2e version: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/482415/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-pathfinder-2nd-edition?affiliate_id=1916517 D&D 5e version: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/482416/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-5th-edition?affiliate_id=1916517 --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Additional Music by Karl WhiteBat Music Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

At long last, everyone: the Final Dungeon of my campaign. The Wandering Three find themselves at the Verdant Beacon, throne of the dead god Aroden and epicenter of the Extinction Curse. But they are not the first to uncover it. The Crusader King of the Xulgath and the Coven of Hollow Eyes already have dug their claws into the tower with the intent of making a glorious sacrifice of souls to Zevgavizeb... and any willing to pay for the lost souls of the apocalypse. Can the circusfolk stop this dastardly plan? It's the last act; only now can we find out.   DUEL with daring demons by the curtain of swords! PERUSE the museum of ancient relics! SIT with a crime boss from another plane!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Can a tiny little ball robot pick up a massive weapon? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Bittersweet themes of finality, references to familial abuse, Oddbody the Amazing Oddbody your best friend Oddbody--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HUUUUUGE! The Wandering Three are face to face with an ENORMOUS foe, towering taller than the mountains! And as if that weren't bad enough... the party's been split! The final trials of Aroden lie before our heroes, and they must go toe to toe with enemies that dwarf the humble beginnings that the adventurers once battled. What is a T-Rex to a god-killing giant with a glaive that's 200 feet long?! Will they be able to slay Goliath? Or will they be the dinner of Gargantua?  GAWK at the spacial warping of the titanic foe! HERD flocks of sheep back to their master! UNCOVER fracturing alliances among the savage foes they come up against! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much bulk is a mile-long axe? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Megalaphobia, vertigo, references to familial abuse, Volio picks his favourite son, light fantasy xenophobia kind of --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Not all quests are made equal. Some are like "oooh, get all the sheep!", others are like "smite the demons!", but some... some are a gamemaster's one true fear. The party is absolutely going to die this episode. The Wandering Three continue their adventure in the Vale of Aroden, collecting titles and growing in power as they prepare for their final showdown with Sarvel Ever-Hunger! That is... If they can overcome the most dangerous task they've ever had to face. One that haunts the GM to this day. HERD sheep throughout the idyllic pastures! HUNT the mighty mythical stag in the woods! ENTER the chamber of treasures and plunder the crystal monkey skull! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what CAN'T Clown Lore accomplish? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussions of familial abuse, cult mentality, claustrophobia, deep existential dread over a minigame, megalophobia --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Gurty Goldpocket's Goldpocket's Emporium! Where adventure goes, we follow, you know! What can I get you? Thrilling adventures in the vale of Aroden? Unwelcome reunions with familiar enemies? Ascensions to heavenly states at the hands of a mighty relic? No? You want answers about your beloved shopkeep? Well... It's a looooong story, so I guess we ought to start at the start. UNCOVER the long sought-after secret of the travelling shopkeeper! PAINT the mural of your travels! FACE terrible demonic foes from another world! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the highest octave listeners will scream at this episode? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Bleak depictions of murder and death, lung trauma and suffocation, implied xenophobia, suicide, Gurty Goldpocket's Goldpocket's Emporium Where Adventure Goes We Follow (Est. 4719 AR) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get back here, sheep!! The Wandering Three find themselves in a pastoral paradise, completing tasks set by Aroden and gaining more and more of his blessings. By adopting his twelve guises, they too can take on effigies of the Dead God and learn more about themselves as they work. Through reading scrolls, herding livestock and tilling the land, they grow closer to entering his tower and putting an end to the Xulgath threat once and for all. But what else lies in the valley? Monsters? Mayhem? Strangely familiar faces? One must walk in the footsteps of those who have come before if they wish to triumph, so come walk alongside us!!  TRANSLATE the ancient Azlanti texts and uncover new lore! TEND to the forgotten land and make it fertile once more! STARE in horror at the secrets of the metal pyramid, revealed at last!!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it normal to turn into a giant plant monster if nobody gives you attention for a while?CONTENT WARNINGS: Sex Jokes, Themes of Familial Trauma, Themes of Anxiety and Panic, References to Mental Health Crises, One Hell Of A Fucking Bombshell Reveal--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes find themselves on top of a mountain, and a pastoral paradise can be found on the other side, lush with life and greenery one doesn't usually find in the mountains. The home of Aroden has been found, nearly untouched by anyone else, beautiful and pristine as it was the day that he left his home for the last time. Or is it...? The Wandering Three have found themselves challenged once again: Beat the 12 Trials of Aroden to enter his tower, and stop the Xulgath's  evil plans, which grow closer everyday. It seems the apocalypse may well be on our doorstep, if our heroes cannot stop them... They'll have to use the power of friendship and sewing to save the day! SPEAK with the mysterious Bone Augur and heed his warnings! MARVEL at the giant shepherd in the beautiful fields! SKIRMISH with the dreaded underground monster and its radioactive aura! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it vain to make moving statues made of super-rare metals of yourself? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: References to abusive parents in backstory, themes of genocide,  nudity (kinda?), mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YOU WILL BE CONVERGED! Finding themselves trapped in a garrison full of mind-linked soldiers, the mysteries of the Kortos Mountains have only just begun to reveal themselves to the Wandering Three! From freak storms to haunting silhouettes to ancient tombs, our heroes truly have their work cut out for them. Can they keep their wits together and dodge danger after danger as they climb the mountains further? I sure hope so! It'd be a shitty campaign if they didn't!  SOLVE the puzzle box as it attempts to rewrite your brains! CHASE the mysterious criminal through the woods and uncover their terrible secret! UNCOVER the truth of your own legacy in the tomb of the ancient paladin! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What's the best snack to snap you out of a curse of famine? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Cultural Appropriation of the Algonquin People, Mind Control, Cannibalism, Starvation, Somehow Aroden Is Once Again A Bigger Asshole Than Previously Imagined, Misunderstandings, Ghosts --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices