Chris vs. The People – Details, episodes & analysis

In the first episode, Chris kicks of Chris vs. The People with phone calls that will be putting Dr. Phil out of business. The first caller dives into unrequited love and emotional unavailability, all while forgetting to share a small little detail with the listeners. Next up, a caller asks for advice on taking a weed break, which becomes much deeper than intended, while another caller discusses the “toxicity” of trying to be your best self. A young man then essentially asks the age old question of “what do I do with my life” just before another caller rounds out the episode with a wild story about her ex boyfriend and his jealous sister.

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PRODUCED BY: 
• CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris)
• JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com)

EDITED BY:
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Chris vs. The People is a weekly podcast where comedian, Chris Klemens, turns to you. Imagine your brutally honest best friend as a call-in operator—ready to talk about anything. From couples counseling and deep chats to airing out dirty laundry, you never know if Chris is with you or against the people, but you can find out every Tuesday.

Chris dives into a “sexy stories” special where callers dish jaw-dropping confessions you truly can’t predict. First up: a photo lab employee uncovers her boss’s wildly inappropriate Amazon habits at work….plus a shocking browser history reveal. Then, a family’s years-long feud explodes when the callers ex-uncle drops a no-holds-barred “evidence” album that turns everyone’s loyalties upside down. Finally, a rendezvous from the retail world with a shredded coworker spirals into a surreal introduction to the “No Fap” world. And of course, it wouldn’t be complete without mirror flexing and a swift, spectacular fizzle. Buckle up because you’ll be cringing, cackling, and wanting to text the group chat. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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Chris welcomes Dillon Francis for a chaotic, hilarious episode that somehow covers DJ life, sobriety, music-making, dating on the road, and one truly unhinged Grammys story. The two get into career highs, social media lows, making heartfelt songs and absolute nonsense bangers, plus the weird reality of life in entertainment. It's funny, surprisingly honest, and full of the kind of side stories that spiral in the best way. It’s one of those episodes where you come for the laughs and leave weirdly inspired. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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This week on Chris vs. the People, the workplace has never looked wilder…and we mean that in every sense of the word. From a summer camp counselor who took her long weekend a little too seriously at the Jersey Shore, to a fast food employee who discovered her manager had a lot more going on than just running a register, these stories will have you equal parts gasping and cackling. Then we close out with Mrs. Diva herself, a woman in corporate America who found a very unconventional way to get home from the company party. It's messy, it's unhinged, and it's exactly what your week needed. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)

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• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)

Editor:
• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, the callers did NOT come to play. From a mother who made a very questionable decision during a blizzard to a family brawl that ended up in front of a judge, these dysfunctional family stories deliver exactly the chaos Chris lives for. A first communion party takes a humbling turn, and one caller shares a childhood outing that had all the makings of a Lifetime movie and somehow still ended with warm berry pancakes. Buckle up, because this episode goes places, and Chris's reactions make every single moment worth it. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)

Producer:
• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)

Editor:
• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Dating horror stories are on the menu this week, and Chris's callers did NOT disappoint. From a threesome gone catastrophically wrong in Idaho to a college situationship that spiraled into a four-way makeout session, an STD, and a well-deserved slap, the stories keep getting wilder. One caller confesses to a revenge plot so unhinged she carried the guilt for years (and yes, she and her best friend somehow survived it). We close out with a man who faked heart surgery, a dead sister, and a seizure while simultaneously scamming 28 women….but don't worry, our girl found her happy ending. Buckle up, because this episode of Chris vs. the People is genuinely one for the books. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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Editor:
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This week on Chris vs. the People, we're diving into spooky, paranormal, and death-adjacent stories…and they did not disappoint. One caller shares what happened at her grandmother's birthday celebration that nobody in her family will ever forget, and another reveals a summer hookup story with a coworker that takes a genuinely dark and disturbing turn. Then a wedding photographer recounts the night he was sent alone into a locked, pitch-black hallway of a famously haunted Long Island mansion and came out the other side with no memory of how the night ended, a mystery photo on his film camera, and a feeling he still can't shake months later. This one's not for the faint of heart. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)

Editor:
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It may be March but we are going back to school in today’s episode of Chris vs. the People. This week's school stories might be the wildest batch yet. We've got barn parties, the Amish shutting down a high school rager, a Jon & Kate Plus 8 cameo in a viral TikTok, and a girl who accidentally got her ceramics teacher fired by catfishing him. Someone also broke their lady bits trying to impress a girl who thought she was dating Slenderman, and we close out with a school trip to Louisiana that ends in a minivan catastrophe nobody saw coming. Buckle up… this one goes places. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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This week on Chris vs. the People, we're throwing it back to school days that prove everyone was absolutely unwell. First, a caller shares how she was held at harpoon point by a classmate whose bedroom walls were covered in red handprints. Then, we hear from someone who hooked up with a guy in their science teacher's car….while the guy was allegedly also hooking up with said teacher. Finally, we meet the chaos agent who got her librarian "retired" by teaching her to sashay down the hallway (resulting in broken bones) and got her Spanish teacher fired by lying to her parents about what actually happened. Plus, Chris shares his own trauma about getting cast as a gay dad in his high school musical and the time he hid a rotting peach in his desk that attracted an army of fruit flies. It's teenage disasters, questionable decisions, and proof that we were all way too young to be doing any of this. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)

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Editor:
• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)