#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris dives int some wild stories, like his buddy's dramatic weight loss journey (no Ozempic involved) and a night out in LA that could end in an ambulance ride. He even shares a hysterical behind-the-scenes moment with Colin Farrell that you have to hear to believe. This episode is packed with wild Chrismoments, awkward confessions, and stuff we can’t even clip. Support Our Sponsors Ethos Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. KiwiCo Get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at https://kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS. Mint Mobile Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at https://MINTMOBILE.com/CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this electrifying episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris Distefano dives into the wild world of professional bull riding with the legendary voice of PBR, Matt West. Get ready for stories that will leave you stunned, from death-defying rides to cowboy manners that make any New Yorker rethink chivalry. Matt shares the gritty realities of bull riding, the adrenaline-pumping moments, and the fearless mindset of the riders. Whether you're into high-octane sports, comedy, or just a good old-fashioned chaos, this episode is packed with laughs, insights, and some unexpected life lessons. Tune in to see if Chris could survive a ride or if he'd end up in the dirt! Support Our Sponsors True Classic Upgrade your wardrobe and save on True Classic at https://trueclassictees.com/CHAOS Marley Spoon For up to 25 free meals, head to https://MarleySpoon.com/OFFER/CHAOS and use code CHAOS. Morgan and Morgan https://ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Naked Wines https://NakedWines.com/CHAOS #chrisdistefano #podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Ms. Pat coms to Chris' hosue in queens fully entering the chaos. She meets Jaz' dad, learns about Wiki Feet, helps decide which race has the best babies and more! Nutrafol For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.Com/Men and enter the promo code CHAOS BlueChew And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS to receive your first month FREE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.' GameTime Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Prolon Right now, Prolon is offering Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos listeners FIFTEEN PERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program. Go to Prolon Life dot com slash CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Jade Catta-Preta!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Download the Dave app from the App store right now. Sign up for an Extra Cash account and get up to 500 dollars instantly. For terms and conditions go to dave.com/legal kiwico.com code chaos hellofresh.com/chaos65 code chaos65   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by Ti Ti Jerry! They gossip about Ti Ti's boyfriend getting out of jail in 10 days! What should Ti Ti do to surprise him?! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS rsvlts.com/chrissychaos code chrissychaos drinktrade.com/chaos prizepicks.com code chaos go.factor75.com/chaos130 code chaos130   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian  @Sam Morril  who has a new Netflix special out now! Sam is fresh off of some rough flights. Staten Island is a different world. Sam drops some HOT new merch! The state of comedy is LIT. Is Brazil the Florida of Central American. Woman has twins that are from 2 different fathers. A fight breaks out at a Detriot Lions football game. 9/11 memories. Fighting with airlines gets HEATED. NBA Referees have strange lives. Charles Barkley kisses a man. Will Chris get in trouble over seas on tour? Sam cracks open a bottle of his new whiskey line "Bodega Cat Whiskey." Sam shares a Luke Wilson story. Making money on the road. Road Rage is dangerous. We answer a few patreon questions from the fans! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS trymiracle.com/chaos code chaos playbackbone.com/chaos mizzenandmain.com code chaos hellofresh.com/chaos65 code chaos65   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chris is joined by comedian  @Mike Cannon  and they talk what role partying plays in your life growing up. Can drugs be a good thing? The power of psychedelics and the impact they can have on your life. Mike goes to his first concert and weeps. Chris turned 38! Be comfortable with who you are in this life! Hooters waitress commits a CRAZY crime. Why is all the weird stuff happening at once lately? How many crisis' can we face at once. Can we ever trust politicians again? Ron DeSantis goes wild at a speech. We take some zoom calls from patreon members! A World War Two bunker trick. Chris talks Leonardo da Vinci and the truth about his existence. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS betterhelp.com/chaos Download the Dave app from the App store right now. That’s D-A-V-E. Sign up for an Extra Cash account and get up to 500 dollars instantly. For terms and conditions go to dave dot com slash legal. Instant transfer fees apply. Banking provided by Evolve. Member FDIC. MeUndies.com/CHAOS   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  THE CHAOS IS IN FULL SWING THIS WEEK!!! Chris is joined by THE BAD FRIENDS!!! Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino are locked and LOADED FOR SOME CHAOS!!!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS HELLOFRESH.COM/CHAOS16 CODE CHAOS16 PRIZEPICKS.COM CODE CHAOS RIDGE.COM/CHAOS CODE CHAOS   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  THE CHAOS IS IN FULL SWING THIS WEEK!!! Chris is joined by comedians Mike Cannon & Adam Gilbert and they convince him to try mushrooms for the first time ON AIR!!!! STRAP IN!!! The boys talk the dark side of being on the road for comedy. Invest in yourself! Have fun life is about more than work. Chris is excited for his shows in Europe and Ireland. Dealing with your parents divorce in your 20s. Be grateful for where you are at in your life you only get it once. We get to know Adam Gilbert AKA LIL STINKER!!!! Chris has a bad rash on his taint. Chris got way too drunk at JFL in Canada. We find out that Adam has mushrooms on him......CHRIS TRIES MUSHROOMS FOR THE FIRST TIME ON AIR!!! The rest of Chrissy Mushrooms is hitting patreon this friday!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS PLAYBACKBONE.COM/CHAOS meundies.com/chaos TRYMIRACLE.COM/CHAOS code chaos KIWICO.com code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  The CHAOS is back in studio with  @Rick Glassman  who is going deep undercover for his upcoming role as Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Rick and Chris were JFL Fresh Faces. ALLERGIES are SUS! What causes allergies. Rick takes a stand for what he believes in! Rick gets too heated at basketball games and got him kicked out of his basketball league. 16 weird facts about Ruth Bader Ginsburg! Rick and Chris start flirting. Shout out chubby indian women! We do a deep dive into the TRUTH about Queen Elizabeth the first. Make up in ancient times was poison and would slowly make the royalty go INSANE. Rick had anxiety about his first kiss happening on Hitlers birthday. Gandhi is a freaking jerk!!! Love comes and goes marry your best friend. Chris has fantasies of not having babies. The boys talk p0rn stars! We jump into Chris' trauma and Rick really goes DEEP! The rest of this interview is only on patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS ridge.com/chaos code chaos MizzenAndMain.com code chaos sundayscaries.com code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  LIVE FROM  @TheHomelessPimp  HOTEL ROOM AT JUST FOR LAUGHS COMEDY FESTIVAL IT'S CHRISSY CHAOS!!!! Comedian Matteo Lane joins the Chrissy in the bedroom for some CHAOS! Is the X-men about being a homosexual? Is Chris in love with Matteo?!?! Being gay in comedy was different back in the day. Joe Biden was HOT!!! WOW! Chris tells some crazy stories about his daughter. The Pope apologizes to indigenous people. Getting your taste back after covid. Matteo talks parenting! Jazz wears the pants in Chris' house. Some history of Montreal. Losing followers on instagram. Zak Bagans and his haunted museum did not love Matteo werking around the place. The subway back tattoo is HOT! Patreon questions from the fans! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS magicspoon.com/chaos code chaos prizepicks.com code chaos Download the Dave app from the App store right now. Sign up for an Extra Cash account and get up to 500 dollars instantly. For terms and conditions go to dave.com/legal   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is LIVE FROM A HOTEL BED AT Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal! Joining him in bed this episode is comedian Nimesh Patel! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS meundies.com/chaos sundayscaries.com code chaos betterhelp.com/chaos hellofresh.com/chaos16 code chaos16   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is LIVE FROM A HOTEL BED AT Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal! Joining him in bed this episode is comedian Nimesh Patel! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS rsvlts.com/chrissychaos code chrissychaos kiwico.com code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler. Prize Picks Download the app today and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to $100! Ethos Life Get term life insurance through Ethos today to help protect your family’s finances. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. Thanks to Ethos for sponsoring us! Better Help This show is sponsored by BetterHelp, give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/ chaos and get on your way to being your best self.” Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to https://ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Sponsor Chrissy Chaos: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/chaos TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 06:47 Mike’s Insane Car Accident 12:59 Chrissy the Ally in Europe 26:03 Dying Your Beard Broh 32:41 VOICEMAIL 42:15 Nems is Outside 46:10 Producer John’s Car Accident 53:18 Chris Almost Gets Assaulted in a Sauna 1:07:10 Fuck Locksmiths UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    This week Chris is coming to you live from Pete Davidsons apartment. Chris is in the apartment that Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson most definitely (not sure) fell in love in! But now it’s the new CHRISSY CHAOS STUDIO!! 🙌 THIS IS A HOT EPISODE TO GO WITH THE HOT MELTING PLANET 😅😩🤣 THANKS Kylie Jenner for ruining the planet with your 3minute private jet rides in Los Angeles. We’re told about TiTi Jerry’s breakfast prison stories, I Am Papi segments and Christories. Yep we’re continuing with segments Bubbas! This week’s Christories is about Ancient Rome’s Colosseum. What a crazy structure !! Listen to this crazy episode about history, fat asses, and just more Chaos!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS seatgeek.com code chaos sundayscaries.com code chaos Download the Dave app from the App store right now. Sign up for an Extra Cash account and get up to 500 dollars instantly. For terms and conditions go to dave.com/legal   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is mid RONA but the content won't STOP! Chris talks about the baby eating it's own poop. Then Chrissy Histories breaks down the INSANE life of Theodore Roosevelt......we realize he was the OG Andrew Schulz. Check out Schulz's new special out now! All the people of the past were never perfect.....would Teddy survive woke culture? Chrissy NEWS CYCLE is hot on the trending headlines! People are sneaking into houses in the Hamptons. New trend is for people to sneakily live inside your house without you knowing. CHAOS! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS If you like the RSVLTS shirt Chris is wearing in this video or have seen him wear before, check out our curated RSVLTS x Chrissy Chaos collection page where you can shop a bunch of other gear as well. Use the code ChrissyChaos at checkout for 20% off your first order! betterhelp.com/chaos Nutrafol.com/men code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is SWINGING this ep! Fresh off some shows in Providence Chris is feeling GREAT! Chris talks about what happened to him and Tampa Tony at the Boston Red Socks game at Fenway park. Chris gets BANGED out for money this week. A man falls through his house and Ti Ti gets in an accident with a weirdo. The world continues to fall apart and be pure anxiety. We answer a few Patreon questions! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS If you like the RSVLTS shirt Chris is wearing in this video or have seen him wear before, check out our curated RSVLTS x Chrissy Chaos collection page where you can shop a bunch of other gear as well. Use the code ChrissyChaos at checkout for 20% off your first order! magicspoon.com/chaos code chaos download the upside app code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is live on the 4th of July from a backyard BBQ. Chris tries pork! Chris is joined by Ti Ti Jerry and his father Tampa Tony. Ti Ti breaks down the R Kelly case. What is federal prison? Ti Ti is excited for her boyfriend to get out of prison. Whats a first date after serving time like? Ti Ti wants to go on a cruise. Chris wants to take viagra for the patreon. Chris wants Tampa Tony to get ripped for his 75th birthday. What's your reason for living? How do we get gas prices down!? Joe Biden vs Trump in penis size? WHO YOU GOT?! NYC is not safe these days. Worst thing you ever did out of passion. Tampa Tony wants to fix America. Chris talks gender. Chris goes anti-basement! Chris breaks out some dance moves. We answer some Patreon questions!!! FULL CHAOS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Download the Dave app from the App store right now. Sign up for an Extra Cash account and get up to 500 dollars instantly. For terms and conditions go to dave.com/legal LUCY.CO CODE CHAOS KIWICO.COM CODE CHAOS HELLOFRESH.COM/CHAOS16 CODE CHAOS16   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is live from Homelesspimp's apartment in Manhattan! Rudy Giuliani gets slapped shopping in a grocery store on Staten Island and Chrissy AIN'T HAVING IT!!!! Chris breaks down everything that's going down with Roe v. Wade. Are protest effective? China is banning adult films and can now read your mind and know if you are watching them. Robots are getting even scarier. Homelesspimp was in a shooting scare at the Pride parade in nyc. Chris lets us know how his daughters first birthday party went! FULL CHAOS ALWAYS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS magicspoon.com/chaos code chaos sundayscaries.com code chaos code chaos for $20 off your first SeatGeek order https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/CHAOS   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is live from the NEW YORK METS dugout! Pete Alonso joins the show and wants all the chaos fans to get out there and vote for him in the All Star Game. Chris asks Pete about his career in baseball, his glutes, aliens being real, dugout poops, and making baseball exciting again. Second half of the ep Chris is enjoying his new robe and gossiping about his life from a box at CitiField.   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS has his new shirt on is fully in the FOG! Chris talks about meeting Marshmello at an influencer event. What is life in the future gonna be like....Chris goes to New York Nico's film debut at the Tribeca Film Festival. Classic New York nights with Chrissy D. The diet is going great! Justin Bieber has Ramsay Hunt syndrome. Why does it feel like more people are in open relationships? Chris loves the new George Carlin documentary. Can nihilism be healthy? Accept everything and don't resist. 7 transgender animals. Chrissy answers some questions from the patreon members!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS magicspoon.com/chaos code chaos download the free UPSIDE app and use code chaos sundayscaries.com code chaos paireyewear.com/chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS rings in Pride month with the queens of the GAYS! Joey Camasta & Barstool Pat!!! Who else is going gay this month?!?! YASSSSS! How gay is Barstool Sports? Fire Island on Netflix is amazing. We learn a lot about the PRIDE world this episode. Can people in the closet celebrate pride?  @TheHomelessPimp  went to a kink party last week. What's the strangest kink you ever heard of? Shaving your pups is SUS. What color is Chris' butthole. Tim Dillon is the king of the gays. Chris donated sperm when he was young. What era of men were hottest? Who is the sexiest player in the NBA? The girls make plans to march in this years Pride Parade in NYC. What's the gayest thing you have ever done. Best bathrooms to hook up in!? Chris claims his block is diverse. Ti Ti found freedom in prison. Chris had skin tags on his ass cheeks. PRIDE MONTH ALL MONTH GIRLS YASSS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is on his solo tip!! Ti TI Jerry is back!!!!! What a great 70 eps of chaos it has been. Ti Ti talks about going to the hospital. Ti Ti doesn't want to take her meds. Chris goes to a Dominican pool party and learns a lot. Latinos are all about love and connection. Ti Ti's sweetheart gets out of prison in 4 months. Should Ti Ti start an Only Fans? IG thots getting paid to go on vacation with gross guys. Science is in charge of society now. Some summer tips from Ti Ti! Chaos patreon flash mob is coming to NYC!!! Jazzy Method actually comes on the pod for the first time!!! Should Chris and Jazz get married? Chris talks about why he doesn't believe in marriage. What do we do with the mental health issue and the homeless? Rolling blackouts are coming all summer YASSSS! Chris talks Joe Rogan aftermath. How was it to be on the Joe Rogan Experience. We answer some patreon questions!!!! What US president would you wanna sleep with?   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is joined this week by comedian Gareth Reynolds from the Dollop Podcast. Chris talks about his WILD landscaper who won't stop drunk texting him. Tupox is airborne everyone be safe. SHOW YA BUSH! Chris' father is really insane. Chris is doing Joe Rogan's podcast this week! Chris and Gareth talk about their time on the MTV show Failosophy. Hollywood parties are LAME. Quitting Coffee is hard to do and has side effects. We get some ayahuasca training from Gareth. Ayahuasca is a South American psychoactive brew used both socially and as ceremonial spiritual medicine among the indigenous peoples of the Amazon basin. He also gives us some tips for using DMT. How to open your third eye and live a better life. Mushrooms are a tool to open your mind. Money and success aren't the answers to depression. AOC boyfriend is SUS. Life is about balance and fart jokes. FULL CHAOS BABY!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 06:35 Kimmel’s Go-To Pizza 12:45 Chrissy the German 16:35 Tits on a Man 20:49 Doing Drugs Broh 31:10 Late Night vs Radio 39:45 All About the Mets 43:00 VOICEMAILS! 44:50 Election Year Baby 54:38 Left Handed Brohs 57:40 Jimmy Jerkin It! 1:07:10 Kimmel Advice Jimmy Kimmel and Chris talks about what it's like to host a late night show, Jimmy's love of David Letterman, the election cycle's effect on late night and what the best way to slam the ham is! BIG THANK YOU TO  @ComedyStorevadaima COMEDY STORE STUDIOS FOR HANDLING CAMERA'S FOR US!! Support Our Sponsors Rocket Money Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS. Blue Chew And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS to receive your first month FREE. Visit https://www.BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos Nutrafol That’s https://Nutrafol.com, promo code CHAOS. Sponsor Chrissy Chaos: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/chaos UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is joined this week by comedian Mike Cannon and Rick McGuire from the Subway Creatures instagram account. The gang reviews some too wild for social media clips that were submitted to Subway Creatures. Sex on the subway seems like a thing! Do people do this?!? Why has the subway become so dangerous lately. What is the craziest thing you have seen on the subway? Ti Ti Jerry and baby violette jump on the poddy and things get WILD!!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is joinedThis week we are joined by @mikecannon  Check out his comedy Special White Privilege Homeless out May 18th on YouTube! CHECK IT OUT ! Mike and Chris are old friends who have comedy specials out around the same time and worked on by @thehomelesspimp and @NYVideoGuy too! Speshy Weshy is on Netflix, go give it two thumbs up! Mike had food poisoning last week so they keep the topics light. WE MUST SAVE ELON MUSK FROM RUSSIA!!! Diving straight into billionaire, Elon Musk! He claims that he may die ‘under mysterious circumstances’. Okay??! Quickly pivot to Boston Bomber, cute or fuckboi? Imagine going to jail for life so young! Your life is basically over, right? Should you be allowed to choose between euthanasia or going to jail if that young?! NASA says they are going to launch nudes to aliens, what are we sending? Which nudes should be sent first? Ripped actors from The Northman or Elliot Page? We talk about who really directed and produced Kim Kardashian and Ray J's sex tape and who would play Chris in a movie?!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is joined by comedian Brendan Schaub! His special Gringo Papi is out now on youtube!!! Chrissy' NETFLIX special is OUT TODAY!!! Go watch and review it!!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is joined by comedian Joe List! You know him from his podcast @Tuesdays with Stories and his comedy special Are You Mad At Me? Joe just recently closed his Netflix account, but will open it again for Chris' comedy special, Speshy Weshy, and John Wayne Gacy documentary. Chris's new favorite show, Conversations with a Killer: John Wayne Gacy Tapes where he explains his handcuff tricks, what a psycho clown! Joe and Chris remember the last time working together was on The Impractical Jokers Cruise, in February of 2020, WILD. Joe is not really in the know about Elon Musk buying Twitter, but he is down with wearing women's underwear!The boys talk about shit going down on planes lately - no masks, Mike Tyson punching other passengers, and mile high club? You decide if it was..... Mike Tyson can't fight Joe list though, he trains as a MMA and Jiu Jitsu fighter, DON'T MESS WITH JOE!-- check it out! Boys close it out with Joe giving Chris some advice on how to do Joe Rogan's podcast. WHAT SHOULD CHRIS TALK ABOUT WITH JOE ROGAN!?    Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS has made his pilgrimage to Puerto Rico!!!!! The island ain't ready for the chaos!!! We talk about how lit the Egyptians were and the medieval ages. Also shout out to baby V making her podcasting debut! THE CHAOS IS HERE BABES!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS aka CHRISSY SELF HELPS IS ON FIRE TODAY BABES!!!!! STRAP IN FOR SOME ZEN CHAOS!!!! Chris has been reading books and has knowledge to drop on you FOOLS! YASSSS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is back in the sunroom on the ISLAND with guests Kevin Clancy & John Feitelberg from KFC Radio. The guys talk Street Dentists in India and the puke starts a flowing!!! CHAOS!!!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is broadcasting LIVE TO TAPE from his hotel room in Las Vegas!!!! He is joined by comedians Andrew Santino and Ti Ti Jerry! YASSSSSS!!!!!! FAT FAT FAT!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is back from his weekend on the road and is sick. CHRISSY OFF THE THERAFLUS!!! LETS GO   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is kicking off World War 3 with guest Ari Shaffir!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 03:40 Jaz is Here!! 06:29 Jaz WALKS OFF 09:45 Distefano Family Cruise 17:53 The King of Queens 27:30 Weak and Gay 31:50 Kumail Nanjiani 35:59 Ahuasca 47:45 Chrissy Good Father 56:10 Talkin Recent Guests 1:11:30 Chris Turns Down a Gig 1:28:24 JASMIN RETURNS 1:32:45 Jaz Talks Therapy 1:38:14 Distefano Family Cruise 2 1:50:14 Jaz Diagnoses Chris Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. For more information go to https://ForThePeople.Com/Chaos Better Help This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/chaos and get on your way to being your best self. KiWiCo Get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at https://KiWiCo.com with promo code CHAOS. Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos Sponsor Chrissy Chaos: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/chaos UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Histories is here to start the episode and let us know what NATO is, little histories on the Cold War, Berlin Wall and what Putin is doing today. Chris is having a rant but listen in and learn about Ukraine vs. Russia. We are team Ukraine especially because Putin, if you accidentally hurt someone that is transgendered, that helps boost American morale and then Biden will interfere! Is Putin the richest and strongest man in the world? He records all this content, seems a bit like the Michael Scott of dictators, no?! The Chaos crew takes a break from World War III to talk about what's happening with Kanye and Kim and Pete. Kanye West, well known now as Ye, released a new music video with The Game called Eazy. In the video he kidnaps, decapitates and buries a cremation version of Pete Davidson. But at the end of the video says, JK. Oh okay.. still pretty chilling. Anyways, are mermaids real? Is Mark Cuban a good billionaire? We go back to thinking about Kim's power and let's just be honest, pussy power is real! Happy Women's month guys! Listen just try to be a good person, ignore Trump supporting Putin (yikes) and be happy that one of Chris' friends is growing up! Also Bubbas stop drinking Diet coke as it may tie to ADHD and try to find Chris' dissertation.   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    This week the KING of CHAOS is joined by Shim a Jewelry expert! He tells us the SECRETS of the Jewelry Industry. Uncut Gems is real and it's fukin CRAZY!!!! Shim tells us how it was to sell chains to Jay-Z and other famous rappers. New York's gold business' are SUS. Shim talks about riding the subway transporting pure gold bars. How do you know if your jewelry is real or fake. Don't trust jewelers they always steal from you. Shim served in the Israel forces and arrested many terrorists. Is war covid safe?! The jewelry business is dangerous and lawless. People use gold and jewelry to hide money from the drug trade. The jewish mafia is real and is SCARY! Secret jewelry factories are in every city. Chris is getting a gun and asks Shim for some tips. Jay-Z was nasty to Shim. Chris has his Jewelry appraised live on air! Gold is a mysterious substance. Where does it come from and why is it so valuable. EVERYONE BUY GOLD!!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is going FULL CHAOS with comedian Mohammed "Mo" Amer!!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is going FULL CHAOS with comedian Sam Morril!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is back with the ONE AND ONLY Ti Ti Jerry! Ti Ti reveals she is a bit gerbil curious and wants to see what that lifestyle is about. Rihanna is pregnant! Kanye is off the RAILS! CHAOS IS IN FULL BLOOM BABES!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is back on Staten Island with "comedian" LIL “MO” MOZZARELLA!!!! You might have seen Lil Mo on  @Sidetalk  Lil Mo puts us on to his Semolina lifestyle! We talk growing up Italian, Mo's talks about his rise to social media fame and how it all happened. Does Lil Mo believe in ghosts?!?! THIS EPISODE IS CHAOS! Social media is a crazy tool if you use it right. Lil Mo talks being friends with French Montana. How to deal with crazy people. Shout out the first woman drafted by the NBA. RIP QUEEN. The bathroom test.   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is out in LA at Paragon Studios. Pimpy is back in NYC with covid. STRAP IN FOR CHRISSY PALM TREES TO POP OFF FULL CHAOS BABES!!! What's going on in the world? Bitcoin crashing while Kanye and his new girl make waves with dumb outfits. WHAT'S EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is joined by Actor Gianni Paolo aka Brayden Weston on Power and Ghost on Showtime. Also Chaz From the film MaMovie. The babes talk traveling alone, state of the world, and steroids!!! YASSSS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is joined by The Girls Gotta Eat podcast aka Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine! Bad relationships, toxic behavior, and a few trending topics!! FULL CHAOS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos and Ti Ti Jerry are here to start your year off right with some CHAOS!!!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #Podcasting #Funny #standupcomedy #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 3:34 Having Babies 8:08 Palestine and Israel Broh 12:48 Drafting the American Civil War 20:34 FOX NEWS 24:15 Kat’s Poop Bag 29:51 JANUARY 6th BROH 37:08 Boeing Whistleblowers 50:51 Nas 54:45 Kat’s Boobs 58:49 VOICEMAILS Support Our Sponsors!!! Better Help https://BetterHelp.Com/Chaos today to get 10% off your first month. Ethos Get term life insurance through Ethos today to help protect your family’s finances. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. Thanks to Ethos for sponsoring us! Blue Chew We’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s https://BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS Rocket Money Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://RocketMoney.com/CHAOS. Sponsor Chrissy Chaos: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/chaos UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is on the road all week with Sal Vulcano!! Check his website to see if he is in your city! THIS EPISODE IS PURE CHAOS!! Filmed in the green room at the show last night in Texas. CHRIS IS WILD!!! Peace 2021 SUCK IT!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is joined by surprise guest RONA19 p2!!! It's gonna be a different type of Christmas this year. The holidays seem very rona heavy this year. THAT DOESN'T STOP THE CHAOS!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is joined by surprise guest RONA19!!!! WE are locked down in the Garage aka the Chaos Health Center! Chris vs Covy!!! LETS GO!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices