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Steph Tolev joins Chris Distefano for one of the most chaotic episodes yet! Steph talks about filming Tires, her acting career, getting American citizenship, relationships, Botox, internet trolls and the insanity of being a comedian.
Plus, the streets of New York completely take over the show as random people stop by, Chris and Steph debate just about everything, and Little Petey shows up to close out the episode.
This is Chrissy Chaos exactly how it was meant to be: completely unpredictable.
00:00 Steph Tolev Joins the Chaos
03:00 Chris Has a Problem With Bangs
06:24 Steph Reacts to the Trunk Podcast
09:12 Steph on Filming Tires
11:21 Losing Her Dog & Wanting Another
13:36 Random NYC Encounters Take Over
15:21 Chris' Wife Wants Him to Be More Manly
19:23 Steph's Fiancé & Hemorrhoids
20:58 Full-Body Scans & the Longevity Obsession
22:28 Steph's Comedy Cellar Audition
24:27 Steph Becomes an American Citizen
27:07 Steph Got Arrested in High School
29:08 Chris on Getting Older & Working Out for His Kids
33:00 Why Steph Loves Living in LA
34:14 Chris' First Movie Role
37:17 Steph on Auditioning for Tires
39:32 Bangs and Botox
41:50 Steph's Tires Sex Scene
42:58 Why Steph Stopped Reading Comments
46:32 The Legend of Little Petey
50:27 Steph's Insane Childhood Story
53:51 Steph Confronts a Fan
55:24 Little Petey Crashes the Podcast
58:35 Little Petey Performs Stand-Up
1:01:17 Little Petey's Three Wishes
1:04:00 Steph Tolev Closes Out the Chaos
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Chelsea Green & Matt Cardona on Marriage, WWE & Their Most Unhinged Stories | Chris Distefano
Wednesday, September 23, 2026 • Duration 01:05:46
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Chris Distefano is joined on the Chaos Bus by WWE stars Chelsea Green and Matt Cardona for an absolutely unhinged conversation about wrestling, marriage, injuries, acting and life on the road. Chelsea reveals how she once got arrested in English class, while Matt looks back on creating his own opportunities as Zack Ryder, taking control of his career on the independent scene and eventually returning to WWE.
The two also get into working in the same industry as a married couple, jealousy, kissing scenes, Matt’s torn tricep and Chelsea’s move into acting. Plus, the chaos continues after they leave with Chris defending his Mets first pitch, Mr. Met making an appearance and random New Yorkers joining the show.
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00:00 Chelsea Green & Matt Cardona enter the Chaos Bus
03:32 Chris has a wild connection to Matt’s past
06:51 Dads, WrestleMania and family
10:02 Marriage, athletic rivalry and life together
18:22 Hometown wrestling highs and heartbreak
21:30 The Mets, security and prison stories
26:21 Chelsea got arrested in English class
27:03 Why Chelsea wants to get into acting
32:29 Matt Cardona on the indies vs. WWE
35:15 How Zack Ryder was ahead of everyone on YouTube
36:28 Marriage, career jealousy and kissing scenes
39:59 Matt’s torn tricep and wedding talk
44:30 Chelsea and Matt head to Citi Field
48:52 Chris defends his Mets first pitch
50:25 Mr. Met crashes Chrissy Chaos
55:38 Is Mr. Met the best mascot in sports?
58:40 Fans, street barbers and Chaos Bus madness
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Critiquing Chris' Wedding w/ Are You Garbage | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
Wednesday, September 16, 2026 • Duration 01:09:03
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Are You Garbage joins Chris Distefano for absolute chaos in the trunk of his car in the middle of New York City. The boys get into Chris' wedding, who made the guest list, the insane gifts he received, peptides, rich-guy neighborhoods, getting back into religion, fatherhood, life on the road and plenty more.
Plus, Chris finds out exactly how garbage some of his wedding decisions really were.
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00:00 Are You Garbage Joins Chaos in the Trunk
04:34 American Garbage
05:43 Everyone Is on Peptides
09:41 Chris' Life After Getting Married
11:20 Roasting Chris' Wedding
13:00 Who Didn't Make the Wedding Guest List?
14:50 The Craziest Wedding Gifts
19:11 Why Foley Didn't Invite Kippy to His Wedding
20:49 Tim Dillon's Insane Wedding Gift
22:37 Is Venmo a Garbage Wedding Gift?
23:41 How Much Money Should You Give at a Wedding?
24:54 Chris Doesn't Fit In With His Rich Neighbors
28:46 Chris Gets Called Out by a Famous Actor
31:38 Boxing, God & Chris' New Outlook
36:25 Going Back to Church
37:43 Having Kids Changes Everything
39:51 Discovering Premier League Soccer
50:53 The Insanity of Life on the Road
52:07 Street Fight Training
61:27 Are You Garbage's Travel Rules
64:21 Surviving the Road Together
67:23 American Garbage & What's Next
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How Lil Pete Turned a 10 DAY COMA Into a Comedy Career | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
Wednesday, September 9, 2026 • Duration 01:15:59
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Little Pete joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the wildest Chrissy Chaos episodes yet. Petey opens up about battling addiction, surviving an overdose that left him in a coma for 10 days, getting sober and eventually finding his way into stand-up comedy.
Plus, Chris catches up with his old high school friend, former professional boxer and FDNY firefighter Will Rosinsky, to talk about fighting Kelly Pavlik, life in the ring, their insane high school memories and the boxing documentary *On the Line*.
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00:00 Craziest Moments
01:19 Chris Reunites With His High School Friend Will
06:28 The Hardest Punch Will Ever Took
12:28 Would a Pro Boxer Let His Kids Box?
16:08 The On the Line Boxing Documentary
23:02 Chris & Will's Insane High School Stories
28:47 How to Actually Defend Yourself
34:18 Remembering 9/11 in High School
40:11 Little Petey Joins the Chaos Bus
41:02 Rehab Led Little Petey to Comedy
44:29 Little Petey's Near-Fatal Overdose
~46:00 Little Petey's Wildest Stories
~1:02:00 Steroids, Hairpieces & Going Viral
~1:04:00 Little Petey's Comedy Goals
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Ryan Serhant KNOWS Where LeBron James Is Living in NYC
Wednesday, September 2, 2026 • Duration 37:15
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Ryan Serhant joins Chris Distefano for a chaotic conversation about New York City, the insane state of the real estate market, renting vs. buying, building wealth and what it actually takes to become successful.
Ryan breaks down why he still believes owning is better than renting if you can afford it, what would actually have to happen for NYC home prices to fall, and some of the wildest prices he's seeing in Manhattan right now, including a SoHo apartment renting for $72,000 a month. Plus, Ryan talks about waking up at 4:30 AM, learning when to say no, running a massive company, his Russian driver Yuri, Owning Manhattan and where LeBron James should live if he moves to New York.
00:00 Chris & Ryan Serhant Cause Chaos in SoHo
02:04 Ryan's Bracelets Have an Incredible Story
04:22 Meet Ryan's Russian Driver Yuri
05:29 Chris' Daughter Roasts Him During Road Rage
06:25 Ryan's Advice for Making $1 Million
06:59 Why Ryan Used to Work 7 Days a Week
09:59 Ryan's Insane 4:30 AM Morning Routine
11:28 Ryan Explains Management vs. Leadership
12:11 Should You Rent or Buy a Home?
13:30 What's Wrong With the Housing Market
15:24 What Would Actually Make Home Prices Fall?
16:40 The Best Kind of NYC Landlord
20:30 How Much Do These SoHo Apartments Cost?
21:35 $31K Rent Became $72K a Month
22:29 Ryan Gets Fired Up About NYC
25:30 How Ryan Would Fix NYC Housing
28:36 Why Ryan Loves New York
29:59 Ryan's Secret: Do What You Say You'll Do
30:30 Going From "Yes, And" to "No, But"
31:30 Where Should LeBron James Live in NYC?
32:28 Ryan Talks Owning Manhattan
34:12 Peptides, Chris' Tattoo & One Final Roast
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Adam Ray on SNL, Kill Tony & Becoming a Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
Wednesday, August 26, 2026 • Duration 54:52
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Adam Ray joins Chris Distefano in the Chaos Bus for an absolutely unhinged episode in the middle of New York City. Adam talks about preparing for Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden, becoming a first-time dad, his rise in comedy, his new Netflix show The Adam Ray Show and why part of him still wants a shot at Saturday Night Live.
Plus, Chris and Adam interact with random New Yorkers, get wrapped in tefillin on the street, debate comedy, tell childbirth horror stories and somehow turn a normal podcast into complete NYC chaos.
00:00 Adam Ray Joins the Chaos Bus
03:14 Hunter Biden & Adam’s Wife Stepping In
05:23 Adam Ray Is Having His First Baby
07:07 Chris’ Childbirth Horror Stories
14:01 Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden
18:31 Chaos With New Yorkers
21:17 The Pressure of Performing at MSG
22:20 Adam Ray’s Rise & the Kill Tony Backlash
24:48 Raising Kids on the Stuff You Love
27:39 Adam’s Talent & Late-Night Future
28:33 Adam Ray Opens Up About SNL
29:30 Adam’s Netflix Show & His Characters
33:25 Chris & Adam Get Wrapped in Tefillin
41:41 A Random New Yorker Interrupts the Podcast
43:27 He Can’t Name a Single Comedian
45:52 The Random People Saved in Chris’ Phone
51:08 Adam’s Sensei Breaks His Hand
52:06 The Most Chaotic Podcast in NYC
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Jim Norton on Sex Addiction, Marriage & Why the “Good Old Days” Were Miserable | Chris Distefano
Wednesday, August 19, 2026 • Duration 01:09:55
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Jim Norton joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for an insanely honest
conversation about marriage, sex addiction, getting older and surviving
the highs and lows of a career in comedy. Jim looks back on the days
when he planned gigs around escorts, explains why the “good old days”
weren't actually that good, and talks about how marriage changed his
life. Chris opens up about his own career fears after selling out Radio
City, while Jim shares what nearly four decades in comedy have taught
him about success, failure and staying in the game.
Plus, the guys talk jiu-jitsu, Jonah Hill, Dave Attell, the changing
comedy world, Matt Dillon and plenty more.
00:00 Jim Norton Used to Plan Tours Around Escorts
01:17 Jim Norton Joins the Chaos Bus
05:35 Getting Married After a Lifetime of Freedom
08:21 Sex Addiction, Escorts & Being Single at 60
09:46 Chris' Wild Atlantic City Story
12:05 Would Jim Norton Have Been a Good Dad?
13:43 Chris & Jim Talk Fighting and Jiu-Jitsu
16:18 Jonah Hill's Jiu-Jitsu Confidence
20:04 Chaos on the Streets
21:04 Can Jim Norton Actually Defend Himself?
25:05 The Highs and Lows of a Comedy Career
28:03 Chris Gets Honest About His Career
30:40 You Don't Live on the Mountaintop
32:01 Why Chris Is Never Satisfied
34:24 Has Comedy Changed for a New Generation?
37:12 Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler & Comedy That Lasts
38:18 Discovering Woody Allen's Comedy
40:00 Chris Finds Out a Girl Was Sleeping With Matt Dillon
42:08 Chris Regrets Selling His House
48:56 Jim Looks Back on the Opie & Anthony Years
50:25 Is Jim Norton Happier at 58?
51:36 Jim Planned Comedy Tours Around Escorts
52:47 What Jim Norton's Marriage Is Actually Like
59:22 Money, Comedy & Surviving the Business
01:01:01 What Would Drunk Jim Norton Be Like Today?
01:02:49 Did Jim Get Everything He Wanted From Comedy?
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Is Matteo Lane Turning Chris Distefano Gay?! | Chrissy Chaos
Wednesday, August 12, 2026 • Duration 58:46
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Matteo Lane is back on Chrissy Chaos after making his Broadway debut in Chicago, and Chris has A LOT of questions. Matteo breaks down what it was really like learning the show in just two weeks, screwing up live on stage, performing through strep throat, and why Broadway completely changed his perspective on performing.
The guys also get into Matteo's dating life, Chris' move to the suburbs, getting older, hair transplants, celebrity encounters with Anne Hathaway and Adam Lambert, and Chris once again getting dangerously close to questioning his sexuality.
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00:00 Chris Has a Confession About Matteo
02:01 Matteo Lane Returns
03:21 Matteo's Insane Fitness Routine
04:37 Matteo's Broadway Debut
07:40 Screwing Up Live on Broadway
10:16 Chris Turned Down Broadway
12:39 Matteo's First Night in Chicago
15:05 Stand-Up vs Broadway
16:15 Chris Peed in a Yogurt Cup
18:16 Matteo's Dating Life
19:13 Why Matteo Hates the Suburbs
21:57 Ad Break
24:37 Matteo Confronts a Woman at Chicago
26:00 The Odyssey & Anne Hathaway
27:09 Chris' Incredible Anne Hathaway Story
28:34 Dating Professional Athletes
31:04 Chris & Matteo's Comedy Friends
33:01 Chris Is Going All-In on Stand-Up Again
34:56 Matteo's Speedo Era
35:43 Chris Makes a Confession About Matteo
37:38 What a Broadway Show Day Is Really Like
39:33 Matteo Performed With Strep Throat
41:09 Matteo Took Over Sam Morril's Apartment
41:54 Chris' Knicks Obsession
43:32 Only in New York
45:05 Matteo's Surprisingly Healthy Lifestyle
46:18 Getting Older & Knowing Yourself
48:25 Turning 40
49:30 Does Matteo Feel Successful?
50:38 Why Chris Hates Red Carpets
51:47 Matteo Meets Adam Lambert
52:56 Chris Is Going Gay at 50
53:17 Chris & Matteo Finally Hook Up?
55:39 Matteo Lane's Tour
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Stavros Halkias Wants Chinese Peptides BAD | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos
Wednesday, August 5, 2026 • Duration 01:01:28
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Chris is joined by Stavros Halkias for one of the wildest Chaos Bus episodes yet. They dive into politics, Trump, comedy, Ozempic, peptides, bad backs, MMA, Irish step dancing, Greek history, fatherhood, and why Chris thinks it's finally time to completely reinvent himself.
It's equal parts therapy session and complete nonsense.
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00:00 Republican NFL Coaches & Political Football Cold Open
01:05 Chris Wants to Reinvent His Life (MMA, Religion & Health)
07:27 Stavros Randomly Walks Up to the Chaos Bus
11:09 BlueChew Ad
12:15 Talkspace Ad
13:14 Stavros Officially Joins the Podcast
14:12 The Jeffrey Epstein's Brother Office Story
16:45 Chris Learns He's Basically German
19:55 Chris & Stavros Talk Getting Older
21:10 Every Guy Has To Be "A Little Gay"
24:42 Chris' Group Chat Is Still Obsessed With Fauci
27:40 Jimmy Kimmel, Politics & Comedy Fans
28:20 Growing Up Greek vs Growing Up in Queens
31:40 Is Comedy Becoming Too Politically Divided?
38:00 Stavvy's Body Is Falling Apart
41:35 Physical Therapy, Back Pain & McKenzie Method
42:25 Chinese Peptides, Ozempic & Getting Healthy
46:30 GLP-1s, Muscle Loss & Comedy Life
52:00 Health Goals, Longevity & Aging
56:30 Final Thoughts
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Dan Soder on Why Hollywood is DEAD (Make It Yourself)
Wednesday, July 29, 2026 • Duration 01:03:12
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Dan Soder joins Chrissy Chaos for one of their most honest conversations yet.
The two comedians talk about getting sober, relationships, late-night TV, Netflix specials, comedy today versus fifteen years ago, and why creators should stop waiting for Hollywood to give them permission. Dan also shares stories from his early comedy days with Mark Norman, Joe List, Nate Bargatze and more.
A funny conversation with plenty of behind-the-scenes stories, life advice, and classic Chrissy Chaos chaos.
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Chapter Timestamps
00:00 Apartment life & celebrity neighbors
01:20 Marriage, weddings & relationships
04:20 Dating someone who understands your career
05:10 Sports, basketball & parenting
09:00 Stepparenting and earning respect
10:05 NYC, bro culture & cigarettes
13:20 Starting in comedy & first late-night appearances
16:00 Why Dan never did Fallon
18:30 Comedy Cellar stories
20:49 Ad Break
21:50 Getting sober & wild drinking stories
28:45 Has comedy "made it" changed forever?
30:15 Why creators should build their own audience
33:30 Netflix vs YouTube specials
35:00 Why you should just make the thing
41:15 Parenting and figuring it out as you go
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John Grady - Graphic Designer
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