AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology – Details, episodes & analysis

Welcome to the very first episode of AstroloTea—your Weekly Brew, including your horoscope, served hot and ready to set the tone for what’s ahead.

This week’s theme is TIME TO FIGHT, as Mars links up with Uranus at a critical degree before charging into Aries, activating one of the most powerful points in the zodiac. Expect momentum, urgency, and a clear call to action around what actually matters in your life. Get ready for astrology, tarot, and horoscopes for every sign so you know exactly where to direct your energy. Big, big energy coming in hot!

(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(07:41) The Weekly Brew

(17:01) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(21:34) Aries

(24:04) Taurus

(26:01) Gemini

(28:10) Cancer

(30:07) Leo

(32:17) Virgo

(34:29) Libra

(36:25) Scorpio

(38:28) Sagittarius

(40:47) Capricorn

(43:06) Aquarius

(45:01) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 1. This episode was recorded on March 9, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

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Put the kettle on! It’s time to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. New episodes poured every Monday and Wednesday.

Every week, celebrity astrologer and bestselling author Aliza Kelly breaks down what’s happening in the sky and what it actually means for you. On Mondays, tune in for The Weekly Brew, where Aliza walks you through the week’s astrology with horoscopes for every zodiac sign, tarot pulls, and practical guidance to help you work with the energy of the moment. Then on Wednesdays, join The Tea Party, where things go deeper: birth charts, timing techniques, scandals, mysteries — and maybe even some celebrity chart readings, too.

Whether you’re brand new to astrology or you’ve been sipping for years, AstroloTea is your destination for personal insight, healing breakthroughs, and all the piping hot tea you’ll love to stir.

You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly 

Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod

Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

Where’s Mars in your chart? This week’s Tea Party dives into Mars — the planet of anger, sex, drive, and raw life force energy — and why understanding your Mars placement is the key to feeling alive again.

With Mars moving into Aries, the energy is urgent, physical, and impossible to ignore, pushing you to reconnect with what actually turns you on and motivates you. Aliza breaks down Mars through all 12 signs so you can understand how you express desire, handle conflict, and activate your personal power. If you’re ready to reclaim your fire, your agency, and your appetite for life, this is where it starts.

(00:00) Introduction to AstroloTea

(02:49) Welcome to The Tea Party

(04:08) Understanding Mars in Astrology

(08:27) Sex, Gender & Mars: Why Women Need Anger

(15:35) Libido, Desire & Life Force: Awakening Your Energy

(18:28) Mars in Aries

(22:15) Mars in Taurus

(25:21) Mars in Gemini

(28:16) Mars in Cancer

(31:15) Mars in Leo

(33:56) Mars in Virgo

(38:29) Mars in Libra

(42:20) Mars in Scorpio

(46:31) Mars in Sagittarius

(49:04) Mars in Capricorn

(52:26) Mars in Aquarius

(55:27) Mars in Pisces

(58:26) Going Deeper: Next Steps for Mars

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 2. This episode was recorded on March 10, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly 

Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod

Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

The theme of this Weekly Brew is KEEP ON PUSHING, and we're serving heavy pour-oscopes (yes, that's your horoscope). As we reach the final stretch of Aries Season and build toward a powerful New Moon in Aries aligned with Chiron, expect a powerful breakthrough to snap into place.

With Mars activating Saturn, Neptune, and Pluto, the energy is urgent, creative, and intense, pushing you to act on the ideas that have been building and to move forward with real conviction. Conversations accelerate, instincts sharpen, and the connection between thought and action takes a powerful twist. Inspiration turns into momentum, and we love to see it.

Aliza breaks down what this New Moon means for healing, courage, and your next chapter — along with a tarot pull and horoscopes for all 12 signs.

(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(04:11) The Weekly Brew

(17:07) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(21:13) Aries

(23:50) Taurus

(26:43) Gemini

(29:27) Cancer

(32:11) Leo

(35:21) Virgo

(38:44) Libra

(41:19) Scorpio

(43:59) Sagittarius

(47:27) Capricorn

(49:46) Aquarius

(52:50) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 3. This episode was recorded on March 16, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly 

Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod

Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

So you want to understand astrology, but you don't know where to start? Right here, divas! This week’s Tea Party is a hot pour for anyone who wants a fresh perspective on their birth chart: Aliza's breaking down the 5 things you need to know about astrology, so you can get out of your head and into the stars. Astrology doesn't need to be overwhelming—and, in this episode, Aliza makes sure the brew is fun, accessible, and potent. Classique.

(00:39) Welcome to the Tea Party

(02:41) Are You Overwhelmed by Astrology?

(09:46) Look Beyond Your Sun Sign

(13:12) Understand Your Big 3

(26:20) Your Chart is Not A Table

(33:91) Aspects Aspects Aspects!

(38:35) Astrology Doesn’t Need to Be “Real”

(44:09) Bonus Tips

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 4. This episode was recorded on March 20, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly 

Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod

Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

Uranus enters Gemini — a once-in-a-lifetime transit — and the tea is SCALDING, honey! Our Weekly Brew is absolutely WILD, as Aliza Kelly explains why Uranus (the planet of shock & awe) entering Gemini will change the world (on both a personal and collective level), kicking off a brand new cycle that hasn't happened in 84-years. Oh, and it's Taurus Season!

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Uranus in Gemini has a long and terrifying correlation with historical conflicts (WWII, The Civil War, The Revolutionary War)... but maybe that's just because the United States of America was born with Uranus in Gemini? Tea! We also reflect on the past 7 years, as the Uranus in Taurus chapter comes to a close, and talk about how it's TANC (There Are No Coincidences) that this is all happening at the beginning of Taurus Season. You WON'T want to miss this pour!

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(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(04:13) The Weekly Brew

(24:17) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(28:07) Aries

(31:03) Taurus

(35:17) Gemini

(39:13) Cancer

(42:27) Leo

(45:50) Virgo

(49:28) Libra

(52:29) Scorpio

(55:42) Sagittarius

(58:13) Capricorn

(01:00:54) Aquarius

(01:03:27) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 5. This episode was recorded on March 25, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly 

Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod

Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

Where’s Uranus in your chart? (No, not that. Don't be disgusting.) This week’s Tea Party dives into Uranus — the planet of revolution, rebellion, disruption, and all things freaky & unconventional — and why understanding your Uranus placement is the key to accessing your zone of genius.

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With Uranus moving into Gemini, the energy is fast, electric, and incredibly volatile, pushing you to reconnect with what actually inspires you. Aliza breaks down Uranus through all 12 signs AND 12 houses, so you understand what Uranus means for your generation — and for you, individually. It's time to push the envelope, and this is exactly what you need to know about YOUR personal revolution. 

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(03:13) Welcome to the Tea Party

(05:50) Uranus Mythology

(16:05) What It Means For You

(18:46) Identity, Queerness, and Personal Rebellion

(21:26) Revolution in the Zeitgeist, Through the Generations

(23:24) Uranus in Taurus through Uranus in Scorpio

(31:15) Uranus in Sagittarius through Uranus in Aries

(41:08) 1st House

(42:32) 2nd House

(43:39) 3rd House

(45:02) 4th House

(45:58) 5th House

(47:08) 6th House

(48:28) 7th House

(49:43) 8th House

(51:30) 9th House

(52:33) 10th House

(53:42) 11th House

(54:43) 12th House

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 6. This episode was recorded on March 25, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly 

Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod

Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

It’s giving Halloween! Your horoscope is served, and the theme is YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE, as we build toward a potent Full Moon in Scorpio that’s loaded with chills and thrills. Expect revelations, emotional truth, and a few graveyard-level resurrections — because yes, under this lunation, the past will be busting out of the soil. Spooky!

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Aliza breaks down why this Full Moon in Scorpio is such a powerful moment for release, reckoning, and radical honesty — especially as Venus in Gemini forms a supportive trine to Pluto, offering an early clue about what’s coming into focus. We talk about what this Full Moon reveals, why discernment is your superpower this week, and how to stop overwatering dead plants… emotionally speaking. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 signs.

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(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(04:26) The Weekly Brew

(13:24) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(17:36) Aries

(20:25) Taurus

(22:35) Gemini

(24:57) Cancer

(27:50) Leo

(30:26) Virgo

(33:20) Libra

(35:32) Scorpio

(38:24) Sagittarius

(41:10) Capricorn

(44:21) Aquarius

(46:59) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 7. This episode was recorded on April 10, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly 

Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod

Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

Do you want the HOUSE TOUR (except it's astrology)? Aliza is your freaky relator, inviting you to step inside the 12 Houses of the Birth Chart. This week’s Tea Party breaks down one of the most essential (and most misunderstood) parts of astrology, and Aliza explains what every single House is about — and why it matters.

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In this episode, Aliza Kelly walks you through all 12 Houses so you can understand how each area of your life is mapped — from identity to money, relationships to career, wellness to transcendence. If you’ve ever felt like certain patterns keep repeating, or like different parts of your life operate by completely different rules, this is the framework that connects everything. Once you understand your Houses, you understand how your life is structured — and how to actually work with it. Plus, she'll even throw in the furniture!

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(03:54) Welcome to the Tea Party

(06:56) Houses

(14:06) 1st House

(16:54) 2nd House

(20:38) 3rd House

(23:12) 4th House

(26:16) 5th House

(29:48) 6th House

(32:13) 7th House

(36:35) 8th House

(39:49) 9th House

(42:22) 10th House

(45:20) 11th House

(47:46) 12th House

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 8. This episode was recorded on April 10, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly 

Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod

Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/

Ready for a stressful, annoying, and high-pressure week? Of course not, but your horoscope is served — and Aliza is here to help you understand the method to the madness. We’re steeping into our theme of the week, PRESSURE IS POWER, to help YOU understand how to work WITH the tense energy. Let’s turn you into a diamond, baby!

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🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

With Mars in Aries squaring Jupiter in Cancer, and Mercury in Taurus clashing with Pluto in Aquarius… right before Pluto begins going retrograde… this week demands that you examine your own patterns around control, power, and transformation. But maybe all of this tension can actually help push us forward? Maybe it’s exactly what we’ve been waiting for? Plus, Aliza serves up personalized horoscopes for all 12 signs, a journal prompt to help you navigate the squeeze, and a tarot pull to guide your next move.

🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: tinyurl.com/tea-nyc  🎟️

🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞

(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea

(03:10) The Weekly Brew

(16:33) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull

(20:49) Aries

(23:11) Taurus

(26:02) Gemini

(28:31) Cancer

(31:07) Leo

(33:17) Virgo

(36:00) Libra

(38:13) Scorpio

(40:44) Sagittarius

(43:35) Capricorn

(46:15) Aquarius

(48:54) Pisces

Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.

Episode 9. This episode was recorded on April 17, 2026.

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You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly 

Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly 

Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly

Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod

Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/