Conversations with Claywoman (Claywoman)

I am very excited to share with you my recent conversation with Katie Halper.  Katie is a political commentator and host of The Katie Halper Show and Useful Idiots podcasts and I was thrilled to be able to have a few minutes with her as she is very busy as you can imagine.   I do get a little bit confused about what exactly is happening on Earth so it was nice to be able to get some updates and her perspective.  You'll also notice that I had to be very quiet during the intro for this episode and that is because there was quite a lot going on outside my window which you will understand when you listen to this episode.  

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Katie Halper twitter https://twitter.com/kthalps

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Here is a small bit of my recent conversation with Xalvador (aka ImgoingtoMarryYourDad).   I loved catching up with Xal and I'm so happy we can premier his new song "HopsotchButterscotch" in this episode.  Here's his Instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CbgPF8CORqI/

I'll be back in a couple weeks with another installment of "An Object Hurtling Towards Earth" .  In the next installment I'll be summoning the Mirillion "Council of Klarn" to get their permission to go to level 9 with the operation to stop the object.  Stay tuned!!

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In this episode, I talk with notable infectious disease specialist and Diane Feinstein impersonator Cole Escola about his room, his furniture, the dust and the reasons to think they do not have his best interests in mind.   We will unpack all this and still have enough time to worry 

What a joy it is to have Catherine back on the podcast!  Catherine is an insightful cultural critic and intellectual powerhouse but what many don't know is that she's also an amateur zoologist.  We had a great chat about several species and Catherine's unique perspective on each of them.  From the cube shaped dung of the wombat to the fascinating story of the "cocaine hippos" we explore the shockingly intricate cultural practices of non-human Earthling species.  This is a short clip of our conversation.  To hear the whole thing and all past episodes subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

 I was having a terrible day. Maria has been especially draining lately. So I decided to call my friend Patrik in Los Angeles and he was able to give me some valuable perspective on the situation.

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In my constant effort to keep things fresh around here I've decided to mix things up with a new reading series for patrons only.  For the first installment of this reading series I'll be reading excerpts from my book in progress "Alligators I've Ignored (and Other Tales from Downstairs) as well as a tiny bit from "Gesture for a Long Woman".  Additionally, we have received our very first listener questions!  Two lovely listeners have sent in questions and I was so thrilled to answer them.   In the coming weeks I'll be posting more readings, interviews and some more chats with residents of the Mirillion Galaxy. This is just a short teaser.  If you'd like to hear the full episode and much much more please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

Here is a short clip of my latest adventure where I try to stop and object that is hurtling towards Earth.  In this episode I am granted an audience with The Council of Klarn and they decide if I have permission to use a special device to save Earth.  To find out what they say and hear the entire episode please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

Last weekend I had the distant honor of speaking with the inimitable Christeene.  It's very difficult to describe Christeene and feel like you've left an accurate impression.  One really has to experience her firsthand.  She's also not a human being. So I do have that in common with her.  She comes from a swampland, from the Earth, is very young, and has a lot to teach us all I do believe.   This is just a snippet of the episode. to hear our entire conversation, please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

Recently I had the most wonderful conversation with Aminatou Sow.  She's an incredibly insightful and fascinating human being.  We reveled in our ability to connect over such a long distance.  You can learn more about Amina and watch her specially curated and quite astounding instagram stories here https://www.instagram.com/aminatou/

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Here is a tiny bit of my marvelous chat with Alissa Bennett from the outstanding podcast (The C Word).  It was such a joy to chat with Alissa and we've become fast friends as you will be able to hear.   If you'd like to hear our entire chat and support my work as an extra-terrestrial please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

I realize that I've been "off the grid" as it were for the past few weeks.  So I decided to make this quick update to explain what happened and then I had the bright idea to contact The Jennifer Sisters.  The results were decidedly mixed.  For anyone familiar with the Jennifer Sisters, you know that they are an incredibly omnipresent entertainment act in the Mirillion Galaxy and they are notoriously jealous of anyone else who tries to do any kind of performing arts.  They are also unbelievably litigious.  Recently there was a hullabaloo regarding them trying to shut down a perfectly lovely folk dancing festival on the planet "David".  I figured I'd ask them about it and try to mediate.  Unfortunately there is a language barrier and no Earthling can possibly understand them.  Additionally they seem incapable of acknowledging that there are two of them as you will see here.  In any case I do think it is important to post this interaction as it will be the first audio of any other Mirillion beings any of you will have heard.   Next week I'll be back with a longer conversation with journalist Katie Halper that I believe you will enjoy quite a lot.

The other day I was feeling a bit confused about what's happening on Earth so I called writer and thinker P.E. Moskowitz and we had an incredibly enlightening chat.

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I am getting reports that conditions are starting to become a little bit less daunting on your planet.  This fills me with such joy.  I'm so excited that soon I'll be planning a trip back to Earth to visit you all.  In the meantime I hope you enjoy my recent conversation with Rain Phoenix.  Rain is an extremely talented musician and an extraordinary Earthling.  We talk a lot about death of course but we also talk a lot about life.  Here is a little snippet of the episode.  You can hear our entire conversation by subscribing at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

Here is a little teaser of the latest episode of "Conversations with Claywoman" in which I speak with the lovey Alissa Bennet. To hear the entire episode as well as gain access to videos of live shows and so much more, please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

Here is a short bit of our latest episode which is especially noteworthy because it's the first in which a guest helps me escape from a predicament in real time.  I can't thank Sarah Squirm enough for chatting with me, and for literally helping me get back on track!

To hear the full episode and to find out how Sarah gets me out of the clothes line and also support this ongoing project of bringing me to Earth, consider subscribing to my patreon here https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

This is a short teaser the latest episode in which I reunite with Dr Lezalk and we deal with the object hurtling towards Earth.  It's a shorter episode but hopefully impactful, or not impactful considering the subject matter!!!  I'll be back soon with more podcast conversations coming up, including an encore appearance by Alissa Bennett!  To hear this episode in it's entirely plus all the others and help support my efforts to engage with Earthlings, subscribe to my Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

Hello there. This is a portion of a longer episode where Claywoman is reunited with her Scientist friend Dr Lezalk. To hear the entire episode and so much more subscribe to Claywoman's Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

This is a snippet of a larger episode for Patreon Subscribers.  When I last spoke with you I was alerted to an object hurtling towards your planet by Dr Lezalk.  I then rushed off to meet him and the following is our dispatch from near the object.  We are working hard to stave off this calamity.  Things get a bit confusing towards the end but we will be back next month with more reports.  I've also included some listener mail on love questions that I hope you will find relaxing.  In this snippet I read a couple listener questions and then attempt to wake up Dr Lezalk.  But you'll have to subscribe to the patreon to find out what happens!!

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Here is a snippet of my delightful conversation with the brilliant Actor, Performer and Writer Becca Blackwell.   I always enjoy chatting with Becca.   We talked about working with Dinosaurs, tiny trumpets, cicadas, dissociation, and so much more.

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find out more about Becca at http://www.beccablackwell.com

The other day I realized I had completely lost track of what exactly is going on down on Planet Earth so I finally reached out to noted journalist Olivia Nuzzi to explain it all me.  And she certainly didn't disappoint.  If you are from Earth you probably will know about most of this information but for my Mirillion listeners this will be more Earth drama to keep you glued to your ear pieces.  Here is a little snippet of our conversation.  You can hear the whole thing on my patreon https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

I had such a lovely time chatting with Catherine Liu. I contacted her because the reports I’ve been getting from Earth seem to be increasingly unreliable. I needed an honest and straightforward perspective and Catherine did not disappoint. In short, we should be very grateful for toilets, but very wary of corn.

 I am so thrilled to welcome Catherine Liu back on the podcast.  As many of you know, Catherine is a professor of Film and Media Studies at the University of California, Irvine.  She is also the author of "Virtue Hoarders: The Case Against the Professional Managerial Class" and actually and amateur zoologist.  It is that last topic we cover again as Catherine has come prepared with some very exciting observations about non human Earthlings.  This is a little snippet of our conversation. To hear the entire episode, please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

A short clip of Part 6 of Claywoman's efforts to prevent "An Object Hurtling Towards Earth" from destroying your planet.  In the last episode Claywoman received permission from The Council of Klarn to use "The Great Crate" to stop the Object, in this episode Claywoman tries to get Silva The Small to give her the keys to the Crate. To hear this entire episode and all the previous ones, subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

Hello! I'm still stuck in a wall with Dr Lezalk. This is just a snippet of the episode. To hear the whole thing and so much more please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

What a joy it is to have Catherine back on the podcast!  Catherine is an insightful cultural critic and intellectual powerhouse but what many don't know is that she's also an amateur zoologist.  We had a great chat about several species and Catherine's unique perspective on each of them.  From the cube shaped dung of the wombat to the fascinating story of the "cocaine hippos" we explore the shockingly intricate cultural practices of non-human Earthling species.

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In this episode I try to free Dr Lezalk from being a part of a wall. It does not go as planned. This is just a clip of a longer episode. To hear all of it and so much more please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

I recently spoke with the delightful Dan Allegretto, the host of a wonderful podcast called "Dial Dan".  We had quite a nice chat and I have to say it was a much needed break for me from trying to prevent the object that is currently hurtling towards your planet from making impact.  Don't worry though.  I'm still working on that.  Dr Lezalk and I will be back soon with more to report and I will be speaking with Linda who I think can provide us with a way out of this.  This is just a small clip of my conversation with Dan.  To hear the entire episode and all the previous ones please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

you can find Dan at https://www.patreon.com/dial_dan

Very soon I'll be posting the final episode of my series on the Object Hurtling Towards Earth.  In preparation for this event, I've decided to post all the preceding episodes in one gigantic post.  This is a teaser of the entire series, just the first three episodes of seven.   The earlier episodes contain some listener mail and other musings in addition to reports on the object.  I do hope you'll find this useful as you piece together my efforts with Dr Lezalk to save your planet. If you'd like to hear the entire series, including the upcoming finale please subscribe to my Patreon.   The support really helps to keep this project going. 

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I recently spoke with Emily Allan who is a wonderful artist and student of the natural world.  She reminded me of some important developments among dolphins and turkeys. This is a small bit of our conversation. To hear our entire chat and so much more, please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

This episode that I've just unlocked from the patreon is especially noteworthy because it's the first in which a guest helps me escape from a predicament in real time.  I can't thank Sarah Squirm enough for chatting with me, and for literally helping me get back on track!

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Here is a short clip of the next installment of my efforts to stop an object from destroying your planet.  In todays episode I call 911 to get help for Silva The Small who has collapsed and then I go to reunite with Dr Lezalk to take stock of everything.  The episode is cut short by a breaking news announcement from Earth.

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Some months ago I began reporting about my efforts to prevent an object that is hurtling towards your planet from making impact.  This is the first installment and until now had only been available to my Patreon subscribers.  Now I've unlocked it.  In this episode I also read from my collection of true stories.  Today's is "Collapsing Shannon" and I also answered your submitted listener questions. 

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Here's a little snippet of my conversation with the wonderful Ruby McCollister..

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I recently had the pleasure of speaking with Jake Brush, a brilliant artist who is presenting some really enchanting new work called "Stop Being Poor".  This is a preview of our conversation.  To hear our entire chat please subscribe to my Patreon where I've also posted an exclusive clip of Jake's video piece. 

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I had such a lovely time chatting with actor and comedian John Early.  We really covered a lot of ground.  I am very much looking forward to you all hearing our challenging and informative discussion. 

Dr Lezalk and I are still part of a wall!! This is a small portion of a longer episode. To hear it in its entirety and so much more, please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

Hello! Here's a little clip of my chat with the lovely and talented Craig Wedren. If you'd like to hear the whole chat and so much more please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

Recently I got on the horn again with John Early and I'm so glad I did.  You see I've been running into some trouble with my management on Earth and honesty with the person I say with, Elizabeth Constelanelte.  John was kind enough to walk me though some possible solutions.  We also talked about death to course.

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Here is my conversation with Pulitzer prize winning playwright Michael R Jackson from a few weeks ago.  Michael wrote the beautiful musical "A Strange Loop" and I never can get enough of his perspectives on everything happening on your planet.   We talk about so much but mostly about how to get back to the garden 

Here is a little segment of my latest episode.  On this one Dr Lesalk and I try to talk to the family that is living on the object hurtling towards Earth to see if we can get them to help stop it.  It doesn't go well.  I also read some listener mail and tell a story 

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Hello!

I was so excited to speak with Janice Dansen but things went horribly wrong! I think she's mad at me.

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Here is a small bit of my conversation with performance artist and meme creator Xalvador Tin-Bradbury.  He is also known as @Imgoingtomarryyourdad on Instagram.  You can hear the entire conversation by subscribing to my patreon at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman 

My apologies for the alarming title.  I don't think it's actually that dire.  This is a very short clip of today's pod (available in full to Patreon subscribers) I'll be speaking with Dr Lezalk, who seems to know what he's talking about.  We're figuring out a plan so don't be frightened.

I'll also be reading from my collection of true stories.  Today's is "Collapsing Shannon" and will be answering your submitted listener questions!

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Hello!

I'm still trapped in a wall with Dr Lezalk. In today's episode we are confronted with an Irodot, which is a terrible pet that plays on your insecurities.

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Here is a little snippet of my wonderful chat with the delightful Jeffery Self. If you'd like to hear our entire conversation, please subscribe to my Patreon https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

This is a short clip of my recent chat with Dave Hill. Recently I caught up with my old pal Dave Hill. He's a great thinker and purveyor of merchandise for "Dangerous Snakes who hate Bullshit" which is a formidable club.  He's also quite hilarious.  I hope you enjoy our chat. If you'd like to hear the entire chat plus all the other episodes and videos of live shows including a recent one featuring John Early which will be posted on the Patreon in 2 weeks, please subscribe to my Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

This is a teaser of a longer episode. to hear the whole thing and everything else please subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman. Recently I got on the horn again with John Early and I'm so glad I did.  You see I've been running into some trouble with my management on Earth and honesty with the person I say with, Elizabeth Constelanelte.  John was kind enough to walk me though some possible solutions.  We also talked about death to course.

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I am still a part of a wall, and I'm in here with Dr Lezalk.  But today I just couldn't take it anymore and so I called my old friend Joseph Kecker and we had quite a chat!

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This is a little clip of episode 3 of a series where Dr Lezalk and I have become part of a wall. It's very upsetting! To hear the entire episode and so much more, subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

This is a little preview of my chat chat with Earthling homosexual community icons, cultural critics and fashionable intellectuals, Patrik Sandberg and Paul Cupo from the very informative podcast Not Really.  It's the only Earth podcast I listen to and it's where I turn for the latest on all current events.  You can find them at https://www.patreon.com/notreally 

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I'm so happy to be back with Xalvador (aka Imgoingtomarryyourdad).  We had a lovely chat although I worry Xal was upset that I was unsure about some of their claims. This is a short clip of a longer episode. To hear the whole episode subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/claywoman

Here is a very tiny snippet the latest episode.  To hear the whole thing, please subscribe on patreon. As you know, I've been working with Dr Lezalk to prevent this object from striking your planet.  The las time I reported to you about this we had made contact with the family living on the object.  If you listened to episode 3 you know that the family was extremely uncooperative. We tried everything but they don't seem interested in helping to solve this problem.  So instead I decided to contact Linda.  Linda is very famous in the Mirillion Galaxy because she ended all the wars with her striking suggestion that we should just stop having them.  So she's a great person to ask advice about conflict.  It took me a while to reach her but here is our chat plus some listener questions that I loved answering.

I'll be back in the next few weeks with more reports on the object and a conversation with the lovely Xalvador (aka @imgoingtomarryyourdad on instagram)

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