You've Got to Be Critting Me – Details, episodes & analysis

A mysterious giant, a moonlit battlefield, and a very revealing tooth. The party finds themselves in a chaotic showdown as they fight to stop an unexpected escape. Thormir makes a shocking connection to his past and tries to keep the giant pinned with Moonbeam, and Sefi throws herself (literally) into grappling the impossible. Meanwhile, Malcius pulls the psychic strings with dissonant whispers, and Todd experiments with questionable weapon swaps mid-fight.

Gnolls get scruffed, portals glow ominously, and new secrets come to light in this wild, tooth-rattling episode.

Will they stop the giant from vanishing through the portal? Or will old wounds resurface faster than you can say "Sentinel attack of opportunity"?

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

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The party's farmyard stakeout finally kicks off! After a night of elaborate planning, questionable traps, and plenty of animal antics, the team faces off against a group of gnolls and a towering, rune-covered giant stepping through a mysterious portal. Chaos erupts as stealthy setups devolve into roars, tripping gnolls, and frantic improvisation. Will they stop the giant before he escapes? And what secrets do those glowing runes hold?

Expect epic combat, farm-themed shenanigans, and plenty of "you've got to be critting me" moments in this wild ride of an episode!

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

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In this thrilling episode of You've Got to Be Critting Me, the party ventures deeper into the treacherous ruins of the monastery. When a mysterious druid, Zaharel, emerges from the shadows, alliances are questioned, and Malcius’s charm magic is put to the ultimate test.

With each step, the heroes uncover darker secrets, from the enigmatic rift below to the looming threat of Guthber's sinister plans. As tensions rise and the clock ticks down on their charm spell, they must navigate slippery ledges, ancient causeways, and a deadly maze of steam geysers.

Will they manage to turn an unwilling foe into an ally? And can they reach the rift before disaster strikes? Tune in to find out in this suspenseful chapter of You've Got to Be Critting Me!

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

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Welcome to You've Got To Be Critting Me!, a live play D&D podcast where chaos, laughter, and heartfelt moments collide!

In this inaugural episode, meet our party of adventurers:

🗡️ Sefi, the Goliath Fighter - An ex-conscripted soldier seeking the family taken from her.

🎶 Malcius Sorrow, the Tiefling Bard - A charming musician on the run from his past.

🌿 Thormir Moonsight, the Dwarf Druid - Scouring land and sea to avenge his fallen home.

🧠 Todd Van Wyk, the Half-elf Rogue - An archaeologist and scholar who has been guided by a rat for 40 years.

Our heroes find themselves entangled in the ancient mysteries of Kyranda, a world of magic and danger where a dark being seeks to reshape everything. With the balance of good and evil hanging by a thread, the party must decide whether to rise as heroes or falter under the weight of destiny.

🔍 Will the party unite to face the darkness? What secrets will they uncover? Which way will they tip the balance?

Join us for an epic story, epic rolls, and moments that will leave you saying, "You’ve GOT to be critting me!"

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DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

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Trapped in the depths of the monastery’s ruins, our adventurers face their greatest enemy yet: puzzles. With spectral hauntings behind them and eerie statues ahead, Malcius, Sefi, Thormir, and Todd must unravel the mystery of a cryptic inscription, a locked lantern, and a glowing orb that definitely doesn’t want to be touched (looking at you, Todd). As frustration mounts and lightning damage stacks, will they crack the code, or will this dungeon claim them as its next set of statues?

Tune in for magical misfires, puzzle-induced existential crises, and the party's ongoing war against doors.

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

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A simple exploration turns into a haunting encounter as the party delves deeper into the monastery ruins. Between eerie whispers, floating bones, and a cryptic stone door, tensions rise as they uncover a long-forgotten tomb. But when curiosity gets the best of them, they quickly learn that some doors are better left closed... and some spirits aren’t ready to rest. With skeleton battles, risky puzzles, and an unfortunate possession, this episode is filled with chaos, mystery, and just a bit of regret. Will they find the answers they seek, or just more trouble? Tune in to find out!

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

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In this episode, the party delves deeper into the eerie ruins of Almore Island, uncovering unsettling mysteries and facing dangerous foes. With traps, moldy corpses, and a sinister discovery waiting around every corner, they’ll need to rely on wit, magic, and a bit of luck to survive. Will they find the missing villagers in time, or will the island's secrets prove too much to handle? Tune in for thrilling encounters, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs!

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

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The party continues their journey through the eerie monastery, encountering unsettling visions and uncovering remnants of the past. From a tense standoff with giant rats to mysterious voices and the discovery of cryptic artifacts, their exploration takes a darker turn. With every step deeper into the monastery, the adventurers piece together more of the island’s secrets while facing the growing dangers lurking in the shadows.

Tune in for an episode full of suspense, action, and the ever-present sense of the unknown!

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

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As the party ventures further into the ominous monastery, they encounter unsettling horrors. A half-mutated man, a graveyard of rising skeletons, and the ever-looming threat of discovery. Tensions escalate when a thunderous spell reverberates through the island, culminating in the ominous tolling of a bell that signals danger on all sides. With every step, the adventurers uncover more about the island’s dark mysteries while battling to stay alive.

Don’t miss this thrilling episode packed with eerie discoveries, pulse-pounding combat, and high-stakes drama!

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

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The party sails back to Sestone with Gregor’s reclaimed goods in tow, ready to fulfill their deal. As they reflect on their recent adventures, discussions of strange dreams and lingering mysteries hint at unsettling connections. With new information and an ominous urgency, the party begins preparing for their next journey back to the island to uncover what lies ahead.

Tune in for an episode of reflection, growing intrigue, and preparations for the challenges to come.

DM: Jeffery Jordan

Malcius: Travis Stewart

Sefi: Morgan Gibson

Thormir: Nick Miller

Todd: Bryce Shearer

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