Explore every episode of the podcast You'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack
| Title | Pub. Date | Duration | |
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| #22 Strange Adult Summer Camp | 20 Jul 2025 | 00:33:44 | |
I don't know about you... but this pod is 22 (sorry, I had to). Natalie is drinking a prebiotic "soda" and for some reason, it's making her feel a little loopy. She nerds out on some major marathon news; the female world record holder has been banned for doping... You might not care about this, but Natalie sure does. She talks about the friends she met at jury duty last summer, and ends the pod by taking a surprisingly accurate personality test. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #21 Kesha and Conan | 17 Jul 2025 | 00:23:52 | |
Natalie doesn't understand the appeal of Love Island, but she is all-in on Big Brother. She talks about voyeurism, and why we are all so interested in watching other people's lives. She was invited to a "garden party" at her building, which she will be avoiding at all costs. Natalie wants to bring a teapot on stage someday, which would be kind of a bold move. So, she'll need to wait until she's famous enough. Kesha is the latest guest on Conan's podcast, and perhaps his first guest to show up sans pants. Natalie is also sans pants during the recording of this episode, in case you were wondering. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #20 Shady Stuff | 14 Jul 2025 | 00:28:40 | |
We made it to episode 20! Can you believe it? Natalie kind of can. In this episode, Natalie talks about her latest therapy session, and gives an example of how speaking things into existence actually works. Per a listener's request, she explains her "day job" in more detail, and how she balances it with stand-up. Honestly, it's an absolute dream compared to her previous (very dysfunctional) job. Natalie was depressed on Sunday, but she's feeling better now. Oh, and she can't stop watching The Traitors. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #19 Toxic Cuticle Gel | 11 Jul 2025 | 00:28:46 | |
Natalie is fed up with nail salon prices in NYC, so here she is, doing her own nails live on the pod. She discusses the feeling of constantly needing to write new stand-up material (when instead, she should work more on the material she's already written). Natalie also has a brief chat with her dad about Jerry Seinfeld and "choosing your suffering." Did you know there's a way for NYC runners to indicate that they're single? Well, there is. Natalie talks about that and much more in today's episode! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #18 Crack Tea w/ Angela (Natalie's Mom) | 06 Jul 2025 | 00:30:23 | |
Queen Angela (Natalie's mom) is back by popular demand! Join Natalie and Angela as they run errands around NYC, including a donation drop-off and a quest for the best gluten-free bagel. Back at Natalie's apartment, they discuss camping, blue teeth, the qualities of a solid friendship, and more! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #17 Roller Derby | 03 Jul 2025 | 00:24:52 | |
It's Wednesday, and Queen Angela (Natalie's mom) is on her way to NYC. Natalie starts the pod by giving a special shout out to the international listeners! During the recording of this pod, her upstairs neighbors are seemingly engaging in a lively game of roller derby. In other news, a man slammed himself into Natalie on the subway this week. She ends the episode by discussing the "dangers" of talking about your significant other on stage. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #16 Down To Flock | 30 Jun 2025 | 00:26:30 | |
Natalie is podcasting from a random park on the Upper East Side, and the pigeons are terrifying. They are attempting to procreate, and Natalie is not happy about it. She shares an inspirational sentiment from an Instagram reel, and explains how it has changed her outlook on the future. Back home in her apartment, she talks about driving in NYC, and can't believe that firefighters are actually so hot in real life. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #15 Inner Potato | 28 Jun 2025 | 00:26:13 | |
It's Friday, and this is the third episode of the week. It's a miracle! Today, Natalie takes a deep dive into her very specific sleep requirements. She talks about not wanting kids, and judging her own feelings. She questions reality competition shows, and why people are still watching them. What is Natalie's inner potato? Let's find out. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #14 A "Fan" Showed Up | 26 Jun 2025 | 00:23:55 | |
Natalie is podcasting in the morning -- a rare occasion. She reminisces about her childhood talkshow dreams, and tells you about her recent therapy appointment. There's a heat wave in NYC, and she is staying inside, which unfortunately involves cancelling plans with a friend. A "fan" showed up... so keep listening to find out what that's all about. In other news, Natalie was asked to be a guest on another comedian's podcast, and she is equally excited and nervous. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #13 Santa With Muscles | 24 Jun 2025 | 00:24:04 | |
Happy Monday! Or is it? Honestly, Natalie is pretty bummed out on Sunday night thinking about the week ahead. But podcasting makes her happy, so it's all good. Natalie takes you through the google doc where she keeps track of all of her jokes. She comes across one that can't be used now, but man, she sure is ready for the future. She's also feeling proud of herself for making spring rolls from scratch; it's her biggest accomplishment of the week. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #12 A Little Spicy | 20 Jun 2025 | 00:20:55 | |
Natalie is back again, sooner than expected. She's trying to crank out more pods because the people have spoken, and the people want more episodes! Today, she is sorting through her feelings about a recent text to her ex. Earlier this morning, she went for a run, and the heat got to her. Natalie is also in the process of finding new doctors in NYC, but the real MVP is her gynecologist, Dr. Lam. Natalie ends the episode by answering questions from the listeners. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #11 Red Carpet, Green Room | 14 Jun 2025 | 00:22:39 | |
In this episode, Natalie tells you about her first-ever red carpet experience at the premiere of "Materialists" while she re-heats a pizza. Then, she answers your questions! Natalie shares some self-care tips, and explains why she loves being single. She takes you through her very minimal makeup routine, and tries to figure out what's "in" for the summer. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #10 A Ferret on Each Eye | 07 Jun 2025 | 00:26:01 | |
This week, Natalie is busy preparing for her first ever red carpet! What's it for? She cannot say. But she will post about it soon, so stay tuned! Her red carpet prep includes eyelash extensions and ordering "contraptions" for under her dress. Natalie also gets into a less-than-ideal situation in her building's laundry room, and learns that parents are just trying to keep their kids busy. She ends the episode by reading a heartwarming Reddit comment about the podcast, and shares why it means so much to her. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #9 You Need to Plug Things | 30 May 2025 | 00:25:39 | |
This week, Natalie answers "would you rather" questions from the listeners! The takeaway: Deep dish pizza and soup are indistinguishable from one another, in her opinion. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #8 I Don't Know Who Paul Is | 21 May 2025 | 00:43:10 | |
Natalie is back after a busy two weeks! She recorded clips throughout the hiatus, but just didn't have time to edit them until now. In this episode, she tells you about some fun work events and the "stress" of getting ready for them. In other news, she can't believe grocery store prices, and is still looking for summer pants. She also reads a funny and strange scam email. Natalie is excited about a set in Brooklyn, and surprisingly, people DO want to see a comedy show on a rainy Wednesday night. The construction on her apartment building is almost finished, and she is thrilled. The highlight of her week is going to an Anya Marina concert... in Paul's living room! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #7 My Cheeks Hurt w/ Queen Angela (Natalie's Mom) | 27 Apr 2025 | 00:25:58 | |
Queen Angela (Natalie's mom) has arrived! She is visiting Natalie in NYC, and they're having a great week. Here's what you need to know: They are on cloud nine after seeing Nikki Glaser's stand-up tour, Angela is not a fan of taking the subway, and Natalie is historically uncreative when it comes to naming things. They also share their dream talkshow guests... but Angela doesn't care if her lineup talks at all. In fact, she would prefer if they didn't. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #6 Double Shampoo | 22 Apr 2025 | 00:27:17 | |
This week, Natalie is doing something a little different. Honestly, she was too busy to record a "week in the life." What did she do last week? She actually has no idea. Anyway, in this episode, Natalie sits down to tell you about the *very specific* things she loves most in life... A post-run matcha? Yes please. Performing a great stand-up set? Hell yeah. Double shampooing? Groundbreaking. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #5 New York's Hottest Club is Caffeine | 14 Apr 2025 | 00:29:09 | |
Natalie is all over the place this week. She is on a mission to find pimple patches and a nice shirt. She's also trying to reset her sleep schedule. Will she be successful? Only time will tell. On the bright side, she is going on a date! Natalie also discusses her favorite SNL sketches, and why comedians sometimes don't mind when bad things happen. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #4 Not a Stripper | 06 Apr 2025 | 00:31:33 | |
Join Natalie for another week in her life! She is not a stripper, even though her neighbors probably think she is. Natalie recently had to say no to an opportunity, and isn't quite sure how she feels about it. The jury is also out on whether or not it's a good idea to date male comics. Natalie reads her listeners' responses from the last episode, where she asked them to share their big goals. She gives advice on her two favorite topics: anxiety and stand-up. Oh, and she has no idea what the Indy 500 is. Natalie can't stop watching The White Lotus, and was surprised that she didn't recognize one of the actors from a major film franchise. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #3 Feeling Inspired | 31 Mar 2025 | 00:31:15 | |
Natalie is fired up over mysterious Instagram notifications, strange recollections from her middle school days, and her ultimate wish for the elderly people of NYC. She can't wait to see Nikki Glaser's Alive & Unwell Tour at the Beacon Theatre, and feels inspired after doing so! She boldly admits a big career goal, and encourages her listeners to do the same. The episode ends with Natalie sharing some less-than-stellar dating app messages. It's bleak out there, but luckily she is too busy to date anyway. Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #2 Exit Ramping | 23 Mar 2025 | 00:31:15 | |
Natalie takes you through her week, which includes an ice cream mishap, trying to understand why Gen Alpha kids are into the OG corded earbuds, finding out what "exit ramping" means, feeling grateful that people are actually listening to the pod, getting her blood drawn, analyzing why she loves running, nerding out about writing stand-up material, and the return of "Octomom." Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||
| #1 Figuring It Out | 16 Mar 2025 | 00:16:46 | |
Welcome to You'll Never Guess with Natalie Noack! In this episode, Natalie discusses how the pod got its name, her feelings on the ending of The Nikki Glaser Podcast, why you should be excited about Jury Duty, her childhood fears, a panic attack on the train, and more. Enjoy! Follow Natalie on Instagram: @natalienoack Follow the pod: @youllneverguesspod | |||