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| 4:16 The Christmas Jumper Podcast | 25 déc. 2025 | 00:58:55 | |
Merry Christmas and welcome to this offering of our podcast called YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME DO YOU. It’s Christmas and what better way to celebrate it by releasing more nonsense. I’m dressed for the occasion with my tradition Nordic jumper and Matt…isn’t… This week we go on about Matt’s hair…the comeback! NOT a comb back! Matt shows off his privileged upbringing by listing his toy collection as a kid! We ask the question…is it cool to go backstage to meet a celebrity or is it a but desperate and awkward? We also ask the question…is it ok to change a baby’s bottom in someone else’s car and should passengers touch a driver’s controls. Not in my book! All this and more wrapped up like a Christmas present and tied together with a mini joke off and a gift tag of cheeky facts from around the world. How many sex toys are legal. It all becomes clear… As usual, please remember to like, follow and share so you and your fellow elves, never miss an episode. Laterz | |||
| 4:15 Curry Night & Merch! | 18 déc. 2025 | 00:52:46 | |
Hello listeners and viewers. Welcome to an other offering of YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME DO YOU! What nonsense have we got in store this time. We talk runaway pigs, aggressive and randy dogs, Winter wonderland walks, Christmas and the pre podcast curry that Matt made and finally Matt’s merch has arrived all the way from the land of the rising sun. As usual, we have our joke off and this week, we have a McQuiz. How well does Matt know his foods from Mcdonalds around the world. We also got some more facts from around the world. Put your feather dusters away! It will all become clear. Anyway, thanks for listening and watching and if you haven’t already, please subscribe and like so you never miss an episode. Laterz | |||
| 4:14 Strange Things | 11 déc. 2025 | 01:02:46 | |
Welcome to our first full video podcast. It doesn't add anything really. This week we talk Christmas and Matt's quiz is on Strange Things...not the other thing that sounds similar. We've got a joke off and Matt asks, what's the best fish to have sex with.... If you like this nonsense, please don't forget to like, follow, share and leave a decent review so you're not on your own. Laterz | |||
| 4:13 Serial Killers Are No Laughing Matter | 04 déc. 2025 | 00:55:29 | |
Hello Listeners (and viewers) This was supposed to be an audio visual treat by way of a video podcast but due to technical issues, it didn’t work. Never mind, you weren’t missing anything but what we did capture may appear on YouTube. Well the show must go on …and we do go on! This week we’ve started talking Christmas, we also talk merch and can you judge someone by their keyring. I reckon so. Also what we’ve watched this week, we’ve also got a random quiz on serial killers and have squeezed in a little joke off. Thanks for listening and please remember to like, follow and share so you never miss an episode. Also, lock in a 5 star review and other people might head our way. Why suffer on your own. Enjoy | |||
| 4:12 The Poorly Pod | 27 nov. 2025 | 00:56:03 | |
Hi guys, Thanks for listening to this episode of YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME DO YOU! Please remember to like, follow and share so you (and others) never miss an episode. This week, Matt is unwell, but does that stop him talking. Hell no!! It’s our last week this season in the outside s-s-s-studio and it’s cold. We’re going on about Matt’s illness, Burgers, storm Claudia, more fence panels, buying online, what we’ve been watching and a cheeky sexy fact where Matt admits he wants to be a pig! Plus our usual joke off and a Matt’s quiz of the pod is on the movie star Harrison Ford. All sewn together with more nonsense. Laterz | |||
| 4:11 What's In The Attic? | 20 nov. 2025 | 00:52:36 | |
Hi Guys Thanks for listening to this episode of YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME DO YOU. This week we’re going on about critters in the attic, communal urinals, Matt’s gotten rid of his hair and its not for charity either and Christmas markets amongst other nonsense. As usual we have our joke off where I win again and as a homage to Matt’s new found baldness, he tests my knowledge on bald celebrities in this week’s quiz of the pod! As per usual, please like follow and share and if you know someone with an empty hour in their life which is missing useless banter, let them know about this pod. Laterz | |||
| 4:10 Saved By Magpies! | 13 nov. 2025 | 00:56:58 | |
Hello listeners, Thanks for joining us on this episode of YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME DO YOU. This time we’re going on about: Celebrity plastic surgery The UFO that’s skimming earth (about 200 million miles away!) K-Pop Demon Hunters My existential crisis When your bag of sweets becomes your usual! Meals and holding in wind. We’ve also got a quiz about Stallone whoever he is and our usual joke off… Wow…. Stay tuned….. | |||
| 4:9 Handshakes & Shoes! | 06 nov. 2025 | 00:51:29 | |
Hello prodders, Welcome to this episode of YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE ME DO YOU. COMING UP… ITS GETTING COLD AND WE’RE TALKING ABOUT COLD HANDS MATT’S BIT HIS LIP….EATING! THE LATEST ON THE INCOMING UFO PASSING EARTH MATT’S PUT TOGETHER A QUIZ ALL ABOUT AI AND WE’RE TALKING HANDSHAKES DO YOU LIKE THEM, ARE THEY A BIT WEIRD THESE DAYS AND CAN YOU BE JUDGED ON YOURS… AS USUAL IT’S MY JOKES VS HIS AND PLENTY MORE NONSENSE INBETWEEN. IF THIS IS YOUR BAG DON’T FORGET TO SHARE, LIKE AND FOLLOW. ENJOY | |||
| 4:8 Recurring Dreams | 30 oct. 2025 | 00:55:17 | |
Hello Prodders, It's Halloween, so we're taking costumes and scary movies. We've got a Halloween themed quiz and we discuss condoms and rings for your dinkle! As usual, we have jokes and we finish off with a cheeky sexy fact! What do you dream of? | |||
| 4:7 Family Size Condoms | 23 oct. 2025 | 01:00:49 | |
Hello listeners, Welcome to this episode of you don’t even like me do you! Matt’s going away ….. again.. But before he jets off, fasten your seatbelts, listen to the safety announcement, and put your tray in the upright position as we go on about... Matt’s hair Barbers Condoms Old wives tales Tv closedowns We’ve been seeing Tron Ares the movie at the cinema, and Matt’s merch purchase may have brought back triggering memories We’ve got old traitor news And we also go on about mindfulness and whatever happened to daydreaming, and ink rubbers! There’s also a random quiz and our usual joke off. So sit back and enjoy the flight….er podcast | |||
| 4:6 Can You Rate Yourself? | 16 oct. 2025 | 00:57:38 | |
Hello all, We're back from illness and holidays. This time, we're going on about holidays, Ryan Air, Greek plumbing, Donkey milk, Matt's hair....again, Matt's new linen suit and is Asda price really Asda price? In addition to our hilarious joke off, we ask the question...Can you really rate yourself? Enjoy | |||
| 4:5 I See Faces! | 18 sept. 2025 | 00:42:08 | |
Welcome to our podcast “You Don't Like Even Me, Don't You!" We’re taking another break from each other and having a little holiday, so we’ve issued a little bonus episode which was recorded recently. This time, we’ve talking...... SAS, Game shows, Old movies, raisins, wine, pheromones – not necessarily in that order, and the fact that I see faces in everything. Even this podcast. spooky All rounded off with a cheeky sexy food and drink based fact. Enjoy | |||
| 4:4 Fox! Rainbow! Lightening! | 11 sept. 2025 | 00:50:50 | |
Hello Prodders… Welcome to another offering of “You Don’t Even Like Me, Do You!” This time, we’re banging on about An AI Titanic ending Matt’s finally finished his Titanic podcast. What did he think? He also mourns the loss of his money plant albeit briefly… And I mini review 2 movies I’ve seen. Sir David Attenborough is back…again…this time he’s talking animal penis sizes! Also our usual joke off, attack of the moles and the latest Andy DJ news. With other bits in between. We don’t do half measures here… Enjoy! | |||
| 4:3 What's a Yorkshire Pie? | 04 sept. 2025 | 00:59:22 | |
Hello Prodders! Welcome to this installment of our podcast . Coming up this time, we end up going on about: Yorkshire pies Messages in the pinboard Everything you wanted to know about Buxton The Titanic Podcast update Matt vs The Daily Star on headline puns Also, Sir David Attenborough returns with another creature quiz We have….Another Joke off And All finished off with a little cheeky sexy fact And other stuff too… How do we do it….. even we don’t know… Enjoy | |||
| 4:2 A Selfish Condom? | 28 août 2025 | 00:57:13 | |
Hi Guys Thanks forjoining in with our convos in this episode of “You Don’t Even Like Me, Do You” Coming up,we’re talking, well Matt is talking about Pile Cream, his trip to the Zoo and anupdate on his facebook dating. We also goon about the poo shaped ufo heading our way, unwanted waxworks and lawn wars. This week,we welcome Sir David Atternborough into the st st st studio, who tests ourknowledge on animal lifespans. And notforget forgetting our quick fire joke off and much more…. Please don’tforget to share, follow and like so you never miss an episode Anywayslet’s crack on….enjoy | |||
| 4:1 Too Much Titanic! | 21 août 2025 | 00:52:50 | |
Hello prodders, Welcome to this first episode of the new season of our podcast . Coming up this time, Matt definitely has the talking stick and he’s submerged himself in the total titanic experience and because he has, there’ll be no escape for you. We’re talking Titanic exhibitions, Titanic podcasts and our quiz this week is on…..old…pop…stars…. Anyway, we also go on about Facebook dating, Andy the DJ’s latest antics, Flying Ant Day, foods that make you smell and a cheeky sexy fact to help you guys please your ladies… Why would you wanna go anywhere else! | |||
| 3:20 Sausage Vending Machine!! | 14 août 2025 | 00:58:42 | |
Hi Guys, Welcome to episode 20 of season 3 of our podcast. In this episode, we go on about: Old TV Matt's Car Hire in Malta My quest for a sausage vending machine in Germany Airport Queue jumpers Breville toasties, what does rabbit taste like and the turd shaped UFO heading our way. Also, our usual joke off and another real or fake quiz. That's a whole lot packed into 1 hour!! | |||
| 3:19 International Farts! | 07 août 2025 | 00:48:06 | |
Hello prodders Welcome to our podcast you don’t even like me do you… This is another episode we recorded in advance of our hols, so you wouldn’t miss out and start listening to an inferior podcast. This means we may be talking about things from a few weeks ago… In this one, we’ve got…Matt’s Maltese almost singing career, silent farts, dark nights, airport drinking and We’ve also squeezed in a “Glastonbury” themed quiz. So, fill your drink up, put you feet up, turn the volume up…and enjoy… | |||
| 3:18 It's Your Funeral | 31 juil. 2025 | 00:43:10 | |
Hi Guys, We’re back and so are you… Welcome to episode 18 of series 3 of you don’t even like me do you. This is technically a bonus episode we recorded a little while ago which is just pure chats. This week, we cover wasting time on reels, Japan (again) and foreign food treats, celebrities at or past their peak, bad celeb interviews, books vs films, funeral plans. Is there a better way to spend 42 minutes. Probably…… Thanks for listening | |||
| 3:17 Thirteen Pairs of Shorts!!! | 24 juil. 2025 | 01:01:06 | |
Welcome to episode 17 of season 3 of our podcast, You don’t even like me, do you…. Coming up this time.. Matt’s got a packing quandry. He also gives his DJ mate tips on what to play for a Christian wedding and what can he definitely can’t play… I’ve been to see Superman….is it any good? I’ll let you know what I thought.. We’ve also got DIY issues, our regular Joke off. And our quiz this time is a return of Piggy in the middle oink oink,,,, And finally, a fact of the pod that may help men get more action in the bedroom…or any room for that matter….as long as it’s clean and tidy…we reveal all!! So stay tunedin…what else are you gonna do with an hour? Enjoy | |||
| 3:16 Erectile Reptile! | 17 juil. 2025 | 00:52:22 | |
Hi all, This week we've watched Brad Pitt's F1 movie. Find out what we thought about it. We've also got a F1 themed quiz. Top this off with depressing shop assistants, man hands, too many coats, my sugar ban and finished off with a rock solid fact!! Not to mention our usual Joke Off too! How do we fit it all in!! | |||
| 3:15. An Oral Lesson? | 10 juil. 2025 | 00:48:09 | |
We're back for more...and so are you?This week is a moan fest, but we've still squeezed in a kinda quiz with a theme about...you guessed it...Japan, and some no so bad jokes in our "joke off". It's hot in the stu-stu-studio this time.. We're hating on restaurant service, idiots abroad, go fund me, renegade hairdressers, dash cam footage injuries and how do you get your mouth around oral? All this in the next 42 mins....enjoy | |||
| 3:14 Two Finger Authentication | 03 juil. 2025 | 01:05:51 | |
It's a cram packed episode people!!! Cram packed with interruptions too :-( We had to spill into 1 hour plus to fit it all in!!! We're talking itching, nits, earthquakes, how long to leave greetings cards on display, captcha, two factor authentication, auto responding in real life, chocolate bars, Leper Island, event tickets...... need we say more... Oh and there's a joke off, a quiz off AND A SONG OFF! Is there a podcast out there that offers more? | |||
| 3:13 How Do You Say "T-O-B-L-E-R-O-N-E"? | 26 juin 2025 | 00:47:19 | |
This time, Matt brings a Madonna quiz made by AI. Should we be worried about the power of AI? This week's "Joke Off". Who won?? We talk organ donation, swimshorts, "celebrity" travel shows. and TOB-lerone or is it TOBE-lerone?? This is as good as it gets sorry!! | |||
| 3:12 Who's The Banger Bandit? | 19 juin 2025 | 00:58:22 | |
Back once again with more of the usual convo, bants and LOLs. This week's quiz is about Cher hits. Can Matt's pop knowledge come in handy this time. | |||
| 3:11 Where In The World Has Matt Been? | 12 juin 2025 | 00:49:22 | |
We are back!! Easing ourselves in gently this time Well someone has been on holiday!! Well we both have but Matt's keeping his cards close to his chest! Another car quiz and another joke off! Like slipping into your favourite shoes.... Drop us a line at youdontevenlikeme@hotmail.com | |||
| The Final Holiday Recap!!! | 29 mai 2025 | 01:00:21 | |
Well, we're back from our Jollies... Whilst we recover from jet lag, here's a different recap of the fun times from Season 1. Ah...when we were young and had the energy!! If you're new here, check this one out and if you like what you hear!! Re-evaluate your life....or stick around for more... More new episodes dropping soon! | |||
| Is this the "Best Compilation Ever"? | 22 mai 2025 | 00:51:17 | |
Well, we're still on our Jollies... So, here's a recap of the fun times from Season 1. Ah...when we were young and had the energy!! If you're new here, check this one out and if you like what you hear!! Re-evaluate your life....or stick around for more... | |||
| The Least Worst of.......Compilation | 15 mai 2025 | 01:06:26 | |
Whilst we are on our jollies, why not re-cap on the early pods and if you're new to us, see and hear what you've been missing out on and speed through the first 10 episodes. If you like this, you're in luck as there's plenty more where this came from... Enjoy.....or don't.. You Don't Even Like Us, Do You!! | |||
| 3:10 Is This A Real Caravan? | 08 mai 2025 | 00:51:39 | |
We have real or fake caravans!! Another joke off! AI, poo videos, haircuts and young valentine gifts!! Powered by Primitivo red wine!! | |||
| 3:9 Rugby Players Legs? | 01 mai 2025 | 00:57:54 | |
49 episodes in and we're still here!! Piggy in the middle returns.. More jokes... Dirty jeans, rugby player legs and sex mad neighbours!! and more......red wine!! | |||
| 3:8 Would You Eat A Chocolate Big Toe? | 24 avr. 2025 | 00:59:48 | |
This week is a long one....wink wink!! Matt overshares...again. We're talking earwax, toilet accidents and melted fingers! We talk Easter, chocolate, greeting cards, Minecraft and heated seats. PLUS...a car quiz by Matt... PLUS...our joke off!! A bit like The One Show but not as useful, informative or good!! | |||
| Episode 8 Teaser 2 - Chocolate Bumhole | 22 avr. 2025 | 00:00:58 | |
This is the kind of nonsense you're going to get with us!! Subscribe and like for more of the same! | |||
| Episode 8 Teaser - Solar Panels | 22 avr. 2025 | 00:00:45 | |
Here's a taster of what to expect in the next episode!! Stay tuned folks! | |||
| 3:7 Piggy In The Middle | 17 avr. 2025 | 01:02:12 | |
Chats and Banter or as we call it....Chanter!! Jay's "nearly" Dental mishap. What we've watched and read! This week, there's 2 Quizzes for the price of one and another joke off. This time with the format intact. All with a base line of 14.5% Merlot!! | |||
| 3:6 Quizmaster Matt | 10 avr. 2025 | 00:55:16 | |
This week Matt takes on the quizmaster role with not one but TWO quizzes!! He also kills the Joke Off format!! Keep voting for the best in the Joke Off!! Plus the usual nonsense fuelled by red wine!! | |||
| 3:5 Play Your Bards Right! | 27 mars 2025 | 00:55:00 | |
This week, we talk Jay's house with its spooky goings on! Another Joke Off And we get all highbrow and do Shakespeare with Matt's Random Quiz. All under a red wine haze!! (This is a re-edited episode) | |||
| 3:4 Part 2 - We Are Not Bee Gees! | 20 mars 2025 | 00:38:56 | |
Part 2 of our longer podcast! In this part, we have and Matt's Random Quiz. Matt breaks the format again. Plus more alcohol (red wine) induced nonsense!! | |||
| 3:4 Part 1: Its A Poo Podcast | 20 mars 2025 | 00:38:45 | |
This week, we rambled on a bit so to save your sanity, we've split it into 2 BITESIZE pieces. Part 1, we've got the Joke Off and usual bants Including Matt's big sample and thing you like now but you didn't as a kid! | |||
| 3:3 The Good Pub Guide (in our opinion) | 13 mars 2025 | 00:55:12 | |
This week, we set out the 5 key points that make a good pub! Another "Joke Off" round. Don't forget to vote! Matt's Random Quiz on Supercars! and in between, more nonsense without consequence chatter! | |||
| 3:2 Gourmet Mash | 06 mars 2025 | 00:57:44 | |
This week Matt second guesses Google in Matt's Random Quiz. We go head to head with our very first Joke off! And is searched the most this year?????? All enjoyed with a new wine to the pod..... | |||
| 3:1 Which Celebrity Smells | 27 févr. 2025 | 00:52:59 | |
We're back...sorry! Another hour wasted of useless chat! This time, it's nearly Matt's birthday and Jay's paying! Can Matt guess the celebrity fragrance by the name? What song gets you up dancing! More jokes and more wine!! | |||
| 2:20 Birthdays & Detectives | 20 févr. 2025 | 00:57:18 | |
It's Matt's birthday and it's the last episode of season 2. We're finishing off with more nonsense without consequence which includes: Commando training And who was/is the best TV detective! Trust us, we know what we're doing!! All with a nice bottle of red (or is it?) | |||
| 2:19 American Pie Endgame & Poetry-ify | 13 févr. 2025 | 00:54:20 | |
It's our Valentine's episode!! You heard it here first. Poetry-ify! Jay recalls his 6 course feast. The worst pies for American Pie! More jokes.... Return of 'Wife from another life' When pottery goes wrong 😊 | |||
| 2:18 Twenty Per Cent In.. | 06 févr. 2025 | 00:55:04 | |
Where do we start? No, tell us, cos we don't know! More nonsense without consequence. It's curry night, no ricebergs this time... Matt supplies the food and wine (just water for Jay) Maybe a joke or two, or three, or four, or....... | |||
| 2:17 Braille Abs | 30 janv. 2025 | 00:59:26 | |
A cram packed podcast this week! We've got smelly people... Our own Mount Rushmore... Celebrity dating.... Our own dating fails... Plus jokes...plus wine...plus more wine!!! All wrapped up in a thick knitted jumper!! | |||
| 2:16 Three Layers of Payment | 23 janv. 2025 | 00:51:23 | |
More useless information.. Best worst people or,,,best baddies! The odd joke... We still don't like eachother... | |||
| 2:15 It's A Winter Jumper!!! | 16 janv. 2025 | 00:50:24 | |
So, this week, we small talk about small talk... Top 3 Baddies!! Jokes!! Traitor talk... Just when you think it's ended, .....we have a sneaky little bonus add on! | |||
| 2:14 Time Travelling Wine Drinkers | 09 janv. 2025 | 00:53:29 | |
What year is it? We're in the past and you-re in the future!! More jokes, whines and wine! Is Matt's cat stopping an alien invasion? I wouldn't go near his lawn anyway! | |||
| 2:13 Drones & Glasses | 02 janv. 2025 | 00:59:20 | |
Happy new year!! We kick off this year with an episode we recorded at the end of 2024! including the usual nonsense, there's... Matt Drones on about Drones Matt makes a Spectacle of his new Glasses New years resolutions ...and top 3 songs from movies | |||