Worst Movies Ever Played – Details, episodes & analysis

While we're in "post-pro" on our third season of Worst Movies Ever Played (coming soon!), here's a bonus made-for-TV style movie called Sunset House from the mid-80s horror anthology series Stories Related to and Generally Concerning the Graveyard.

Percy, an encyclopedia salesman, and Kushy, a van-loving vagabond, are amateur supernatural investigators who come upon a legendary haunted house. No one who stays the night survives until morning, and when the house traps Percy and Kushy inside, they soon learn why.

This special episode is a crossover with Shelterwood, an upcoming 16 episode docu-horror audio fiction series about a missing girl, an impossible suburb, and the American dream. Shelterwood is written and produced by our story editor Stephen Indrisano. Check out Shelterwood's Indiegogo campaign and delve into the mystery.

CREDITS

Your Director: Stephen Indrisano

Percy Marsten: Patrick Baker

Kushy: Geoffrey Golden

Story Editor & Sound Design: Stephen Indrisano

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Movie Trivia: The house used as the main shooting location was owned at the time by Kojak star Telly Savalas. In the background of the kitchen are a box of lollipops.

In the thrilling conclusion of A Hot Night In CyberDallas, Ronnie Fax-Machine and Paramnesia face off against Major Lazer, a Jamaican cyborg killing machine that is, strangely enough, not musical in any way. At the table, Brent adds a dimension of sexy realism to the Cyberpunk genre by pondering the electrical and plumbing layouts of an office building in 2044.

Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.

CREDITS:

Your Director: Patrick Baker

Ronny Faxmachine: Geoffrey Golden

Father Paramnesia: Brent Butler

Story Editor: Julian Mundy

Sound Design: Adam Baker

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MOVIE TRIVIA: In the script, the name of the company is spelled "Texus Instraments," making them invulnerable to lawsuits.

It's the conclusion of Space Squad, our final episode of the season. And okay, it turns out our heroes had it all wrong. Whoops. The furry monsters were the good guys, and Rex and Boba were flying around with the bad guys. Well, sh*t. At the table, Patrick leaves Brent no choice but to straight-up eat one of the main characters.

Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.

CREDITS:

Your Director: Patrick Baker

Rex Lazerbeam: Geoffrey Golden

Boba T: Brent Butler

Story Editor: Adam Baker

Sound Design: Adam Baker

MOVIE TRIVIA: If you play them at the exact same time, Space Squad syncs perfectly with Phil Collins' third album No Jacket Required.

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In Space Squad, a ship slowly floats onscreen. Somewhere below, a planet of small, hair-covered monsters waits in ambush. Our brave, spacefaring misfits are the only thing standing between them and the much-vaunted Bridge of Understanding. In this movie, which is in no way capitalizing on the success of other space movies, battles will rage, blood will flow, and fur will fly. At the table, Brent discovers there's independent journalism in space.

Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.

CREDITS:

Your Director: Patrick Baker

Rex Lazerbeam: Geoffrey Golden

Boba T: Brent Butler

Story Editor: Adam Baker

Sound Design: Adam Baker

MOVIE TRIVIA: The cocaine snorted on-screen is real. In fact, the budget for Space Squad was raised by selling cocaine to Hollywood actors.

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It's the conclusion of Devil's Tramping Ground. In a fight for their very souls, high school science teacher Mr. Linnaeus, and high school bully Duncan Punchnugget, face off against a being who claims to be Satan. But can a man of science accept such a statement on blind faith? Will our bully accept that somewhere there is a bully even more bully than he is? At the table, the players create a scene that legitimately freaks themselves out.

Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.

CREDITS:

Your Director: Patrick Baker

Duncan Punchnugget: Geoffrey Golden

Mr. Linnaeus: Brent Butler

Story Editor: Adam Baker

Sound Design: Adam Baker

MOVIE TRIVIA: The film was shot on-location at the real Devil's Tramping Ground... and no one has heard from the director since.

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In Devil's Tramping Ground, two members of the Pittsboro High Science Club are missing. With a pending detention hanging over his head, high school bully Duncan must find the missing students by teaming up to with the person you would least expect: his boring science teacher, Mr. Linnaeus! Anything can and will happen when this unlikely pair go searching in the spooky woods. Maybe this friendly and not-mysterious-at-all Southern Gentleman can help. At the table, Patrick rewards Geoffrey for reading a porno magazine.

Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.

CREDITS:

Your Director: Patrick Baker

Duncan Punchnugget: Geoffrey Golden

Mr. Linnaeus: Brent Butler

Story Editor: Julian Mundy

Sound Design: Adam Baker

MOVIE TRIVIA: Many religions believe that circles are evil.

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It's the conclusion of Stop or My Owl Will Shoot. The only thing worse than werewolves is werewolves who litter. Time to bring justice... owl justice. The second-half of the movie really ups the tree-hugger environmentalism, but not nearly as much as it ups the face-clawing violence. At the table, the RPG system is pushed to the limit when Brent must roll to successfully take a dump.

Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.

CREDITS:

Your Director: Patrick Baker

Verne "Verney" Verner: Geoffrey Golden

Hoot: Brent Butler

Story Editor: Julian Mundy

Sound Design: Adam Baker

MOVIE TRIVIA: Unsold VHS copies of Stop or My Owl Will Shoot were illegally dumped into a New Mexico river, poisoning a small town.

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In Stop or My Owl Will Shoot, Hoot is only two feet tall, but this owl wasn't born yesterday. In fact, he used to be human until he was brutally mudered in these very woods. Now, with the help of a bumbling sheriff, a magical tree spirit, and a pistol in a plastic grocery bag, Hoot's on a mission to avenge his death... and also save the forest... and stuff. At the table, Patrick figures out a novel solution for an owl to carry weapons.

Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.

CREDITS:

Your Director: Patrick Baker

Verne "Verney" Verner: Geoffrey Golden

Hoot: Brent Butler

Story Editor: Julian Mundy

Sound Design: Adam Baker

MOVIE TRIVIA: All police violence is unacceptable, and that includes Sheriff Verne attacking a taking owl with a broom.

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It's the conclusion of Air Force Fun. With Soviet terrorists in control of the president's personal rail gun, Alan and Max are in a race against time. There's no time left to murder-talk their way out of this situation. A dangerous maneuver is their only chance, but it just might cost them their lives - and even worse, their sensitive guts. At the table, Geoffrey gets Patrick to describe some super gross violence!

Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.

CREDITS:

Your Director: Patrick Baker

Max Cruncher: Geoffrey Golden

Alan Thickridge: Brent Butler

Story Editor: Julian Mundy

Sound Design: Adam Baker

Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.

MOVIE TRIVIA: According to Guinness World Records, Yuri has the highest amount of unintentional accents of any villain in movie history.

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In Air Force Fun, maritial artist and IBS spokesman Max Cruncher is in the fight of his life to save his best buddy, who also happens to be a sentient Air Force One. Using the power of White Karate and an endless supply of soothing anticid tablets, he has one kick-punch left to save America. At the table, Patrick punishes Geoffrey and Brent for "patriot talkin'."

Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.

CREDITS:

Your Director: Patrick Baker

Max Cruncher: Geoffrey Golden

Alan Thickridge: Brent Butler

Story Editor: Julian Mundy

Sound Design: Adam Baker

Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.

MOVIE TRIVIA: Willow (1988), directed by Ron Howard, was also heavily sponsored by Gutoids.

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