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| Daily Update 328 - Age Proof Housing - Patreon Episode | 05 Oct 2026 | 00:19:21 | |
Here is an example of what is on my Patreon. Patreon is a site that allows you to subscribe to me for extra content.
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| Here's How To Make Yourself More Attractive To Strangers | 28 Sep 2026 | 00:05:22 | |
| Here's How To Sneak A Root Vegetable Into The Function | 21 Sep 2026 | 00:06:40 | |
An underground movement You can watch the video version unedited on Patreon ( I knew this one would make me laugh as I recorded it) | |||
| Here's How To Appear More Dangerous | 14 Sep 2026 | 00:04:41 | |
10 satirical life hacks that could help you change the way people view you.
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| Would Ewe Rather #002 Turd Smoker | 07 Sep 2026 | 00:28:55 | |
I am joined in the studio by OddAndCute for another round of Would Ewe Rather. 15 Unhinged would you rather questions that you can play along with at home. | |||
| Here's How To Make Your Kid Scared Of The Moon | 31 Aug 2026 | 00:05:31 | |
10 Quick simple satirical steps to make your child scared of the moon - Earth's ONLY natural satellite. www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
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| Here's How To Trick Your Neighbour Into Letting You Bathe Each Other | 24 Aug 2026 | 00:07:40 | |
10 Absurdly bad "life hacks" for when your neighbours show zero interest in mutual bathing. From the old lady down the road to the guy across the street — plus a questionable Eric Clapton parody. Satire. | |||
| Here's How To Upset The Other Tenants In Your House-Share | 17 Aug 2026 | 00:05:27 | |
10 Bad Life Hacks to Upset the Other Tenants in Your House-Share Tired of living in peace with your flatmates? Sick of polite note-leaving and shared cleaning rotas? Then have I got good news for you: this week I'm giving you 10 bad life hacks guaranteed to turn your house-share into a low-level warzone of passive-aggression, lingering smells, and mutual resentment. From milkk tips and bathroom ideas to advanced techniques for making everyone want to move out, these are the tips nobody asked for and everyone secretly needs. I normally turn rabbits into toasters and rats into pencil cases… but once a week I also give terrible advice. This is one of those weeks. Support the show, get early/ad-free episodes, exclusive content and more at www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe All the links: www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe | |||
| Here's How To Assert Dominance In A Lift | 10 Aug 2026 | 00:05:04 | |
Wanna be Top (Floor) Dog?
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10 Satirical life hacks to help you dominate the other riders in the lift and ensure you are the dominant man OR WOMAN in that small confined box. I normally make rats into pencilcases but once a week I release a podcast too. I like to give terrible advice. This time there is a parody song at the end of the original Pokemon theme tune, from the perspective of a man that wants to be in charge of the elevator. | |||
| Live Show, The Cube Cinema, 2026 | 02 Aug 2026 | 00:22:51 | |
You can watch the video version on Youtube and Facebook. Probably even easier to find it on Patreon www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
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| Here's How To stop Your Loved Ones from Sleeping | 27 Jul 2026 | 00:07:40 | |
No rest for the wee kids. Support the show and get access to exclusive content for £3 www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe | |||
| Here's How To Make People Think You're A Scientist | 20 Jul 2026 | 00:06:15 | |
It's been a while since we had a dig at "scientists"
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| Would Ewe Rather #001 - Old Man Milk | 13 Jul 2026 | 00:34:08 | |
I am joined for another pilot episode by my Mrs, for a show that was her idea. Play along in the comments, did we make the right choices? Support the podcasts here www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe | |||
| Here's How To Make The Woman From Facebook Marketplace Feel Uncomfortable When She Comes To Collect | 06 Jul 2026 | 00:06:41 | |
She wants a bargain, but she's getting more than she bargained for. Support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe | |||
| Facts & Fibbers: #001 Cat Blood BBL | 29 Jun 2026 | 00:11:35 | |
Very exciting! OddAndCute took part in an episode. We will see what people think of this and if people enjoy it we will do more. Play along in the comments!
Odd And Cute's links: www.linktr.ee/oddandcute Cute Vintages Links (Our Joint Account): www.linktr.ee/cutevintages My links: www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe | |||
| Here's How To Relieve The Tension In The Hospital Waiting Room | 22 Jun 2026 | 00:07:42 | |
Something to take their minds off what is no doubt going to be terrible news. support the show and get more episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe Try my other podcast, Troof Seeking | |||
| Here's How To Make Someone Think You Have Hidden Food | 01 Jun 2026 | 00:05:56 | |
It's important people think you are doing well
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| Here's How To Nail Your Father's Funeral | 25 May 2026 | 00:06:24 | |
Buried or burned it doesn't matter.
for more episodes and exclusive content go to www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe | |||
| Here's How To Make People Think You're Not scared Of Vampires | 18 May 2026 | 00:04:50 | |
Man Will Sing (about anything) www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe for extra episodes | |||
| Here's How To Make People Think Your Dog Has Gotten Sexier | 11 May 2026 | 00:03:59 | |
| Here's How To make People Think You Keep Killing Cats | 04 May 2026 | 00:03:58 | |
pspspspspsorry guys. I have fixed the audio Support the show and get more content too www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe | |||
| Here's How To Resurrect Graham Cambourne | 27 Apr 2026 | 00:06:35 | |
HE WILL BE BACK support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe and get bonus episodes and more. | |||
| Here's How To Get Your Nan To Start Putting Out Again | 20 Apr 2026 | 00:05:17 | |
| Here's How To Damage The Relationship You Have Your Wife | 13 Apr 2026 | 00:05:31 | |
Make that home environment frosty. Fat Pete Prints Discount Code is IHATEMYWIFE www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe | |||
| Swapcast: BilalDoesNotCare interviews WorldAroundEwe | 06 Apr 2026 | 00:30:08 | |
Bilal will be editing this for his Youtube too and clipping it for his socials so if you see it about give it a look. Was a very fun, very silly interview. It is nice getting asked daft questions and being able to give daft answers. Bilal's Links: https://www.youtube.com/@bilaldoesnotcare | |||
| Here's How To Fake Your Death To Avoid That Prior Commitment | 30 Mar 2026 | 00:08:10 | |
Can't lie, not sure the Paul Simon song works | |||
| Here's How To Make An Emergency Situation Worse | 23 Mar 2026 | 00:05:31 | |
From bad to worse Support the show and get more www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe | |||
| Here's How To Advertise Your Backstreet Caesarean Business | 16 Mar 2026 | 00:07:48 | |
To help you get over the hump of marketing.
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| Here's How To Market An Air Fryer | 09 Mar 2026 | 00:10:11 | |
Just a few ways to help you get your foot in the door in the Air Fryer game.
Support the podcast by giving £3 a month and get downloads for all my books (saving about £9 compared to downloading them individually), get access to over 350 exclusive episodes of the podcast and get a message whenever I am about to list a new rat pencilcase. www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe | |||
| Here's How to Engineer A Creature | 02 Mar 2026 | 00:08:22 | |
Who's the scientist now?
Suport the show and get LOADS of exclusive content here www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe | |||
| Here's How To Make People Think There Is A Governmental Body Trying To Secretly Replace Dogs with Identical Yet Sterilised Dogs | 23 Feb 2026 | 00:06:31 | |
Get the message out there support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe | |||
| Here's How To Get Fired | 16 Feb 2026 | 00:05:07 | |
So you don't like earning money to survive? If you don't like having money why not support the show for £3 a month and get extra content www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe | |||
| Here's How To Dispose of Those Old Car Batteries | 09 Feb 2026 | 00:06:34 | |
Don't be messing with batteries, you can be charged.
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| Here's How To Make Steve Think His Cat's Dead | 02 Feb 2026 | 00:05:04 | |
Steve your cats deaaaaaaaaaad
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| Here's How You Can Upset A Chicken | 26 Jan 2026 | 00:10:29 | |
| Here's How To Trick Them Into Thinking You Have A Microwave In Your Car | 19 Jan 2026 | 00:06:27 | |
You get a full song in this one, don't think I've done that before. If you like the show leave a rating, like or subscribe.
support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe for loads of extra episodes | |||
| Here's How To Make Steve Hankley's Wife Leave Him After His Recent Operation | 12 Jan 2026 | 00:06:42 | |
| Taxidermy Q&A | 05 Jan 2026 | 00:58:23 | |
Answering your questions
Get more episodes and MORE www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe Fat Pete's Prints is back https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4435002554/fisting-hurts-shirt New Tiktoks - www.linktr.ee/cutevintages | |||
| Here's How to Throw A Better New Years Eve Party than your Neighbour, Emily Dridbit | 29 Dec 2025 | 00:05:58 | |
Why should she have all the fun
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| The Cock Wombler | 22 Dec 2025 | 00:46:44 | |
The cryptid that nobody is talking about! support the show: www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Sources: https://www.weirdretro.org.uk/the-mystery-of-the-wold-newton-meteorite.html https://obscurban-legend.fandom.com/wiki/Pennine_Pterodactyl https://www.anniversaryideas.co.uk/year/1964/what-happened-in-1964-uk-icons/?srsltid=AfmBOoqLwc924o4dAVxEgg5f5ds3fvOdFKl08U87Rag0Ws1QTS-1PG8w | |||
| Here's How To Make Your Kid Scared of The Tooth Fairy | 15 Dec 2025 | 00:06:10 | |
If they don't want her in the house you save about 20 quid in tooth tax!
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| Here's How To Convince Your Uncle He Is An MOT Technician | 08 Dec 2025 | 00:04:51 | |
This one was suggested by a listener in a livestream. Leave your suggestions in the comments!
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| An Idioms Guide | 01 Dec 2025 | 00:17:02 | |
A shameless plug of my book that you have all ignored. If you join the Patreon for the £3 tier you can download this and my other books included with the subscription!
Support the podcasts here www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe Buy the book from Amazon https://amzn.eu/d/38rivkv Buy it from my website https://worldaroundewe.com/search?q=an+idioms+guide&options%5Bprefix%5D=last | |||
| Cameo #14 - Tig Biddy Dave Rides Again | 24 Nov 2025 | 00:18:33 | |
Tig Biddy Dave is back and he is more popular than ever. Order a cameo here www.cameo.com/worldaroundewe
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| Policy Boy | 17 Nov 2025 | 00:42:56 | |
A part 2 to '#87 - Policy Boys', an episode of Troof Seeking (my other podcast) - it felt a shame to waste a good list. I would say to listen to that first then come back to this.
Troof Seeking - https://open.spotify.com/episode/6Iu9fYQqCxUqDox0XQHJeF?si=KoknUuXaSNGX8-SW2AOv2A
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| Here's How To Make Emily Dridbit Turn Her Back on God So That She Wont Be Able To Bother You In Heaven | 10 Nov 2025 | 00:06:14 | |
Nightmare Neighbour Support the show and get more episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe | |||
| Here's How To Stop Your Next Door Neighbour, Emily Dridbit From Having Her 4th Home Birth | 03 Nov 2025 | 00:04:32 | |
| Here's How To Get A Table At Kurt Hutching's Carboot | 27 Oct 2025 | 00:05:03 | |
| Here's How To Flirt With The Ginger Haired Woman Who Works at The Local DIY, Home Improvement and Garden Centre Shop We All Know The Name Of | 20 Oct 2025 | 00:07:52 | |
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| Daily Update 185 - Use It Or Lose It Fairy | 13 Oct 2025 | 00:10:40 | |
I'm a bit too busy this week to get a show done, so here is one of my favourite ideas that has previously been locked away behind a paywall on Patreon. Audio has gotten better over the years and you can hear my dog snoring in the background. But if you overlook that you should enjoy what's in this. I did.
To get more and support the show go to www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe | |||