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Buckle up for a rollercoaster of laughter, banter, and deep dives into the world of "A Quiet Place Part II." We kick things off with a wild struggle for hosting rights, complete with jokes about mustaches and points. Once we settle in, we take you through Evelyn Abbott's harrowing journey in a post-alien invasion world. From the evolving threats to the introduction of new survivors, we've got a detailed synopsis that sets the stage for our in-depth analysis of the movie's chilling atmosphere and character challenges.

Get ready for a fascinating discussion on alien biology and their potential origins. Are these creatures exiled to Earth or sent by a superior entity to exterminate humanity? We break down their peculiar traits—like their inability to swim and their need to breathe—and dive into various theories about their purpose and intelligence. As we dissect critical plot points and character motivations, we explore the moral complexities and strategic failures that make this film a nail-biting experience. We also touch on Emmett's actions and the pivotal moments that reveal deeper motivations behind each character's decisions.

To wrap it all up, we reflect on tense movie scenes and compare them to survival gameplay in "Project Zomboid." We critique the film's inconsistencies and propose inventive solutions for the characters' dilemmas. Then, we switch gears with some light-hearted comparisons between the Resident Evil and Fast and the Furious franchises, share listener emails, and speculate on future sequels. Amidst the heated debates and playful banter, we ensure a lively, entertaining episode that keeps you on your toes and eager for more. So grab your headphones and join us for a thoroughly engaging and humorous discussion about surviving in a world where every sound could be your last.

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where even the slightest noise could get you killed? On this episode of "Will you Survive, the Podcast," we hilariously dissect the spine-chilling movie "A Quiet Place," starting with an exaggerated synopsis that'll leave you in stitches. We then break down the movie's storyline and dive into the brutal reality of a silent apocalypse, touching on everything from the controversial scene involving a child's death to the logistics of childbirth in a world where sound equals death.

We then shift focus to the themes and survival strategies showcased in the film, analyzing how the older kids grasp the severity of their situation better than their younger sibling. Key scenes like the pharmacy visit and the father's quiet grief are revisited, sparking discussions about innovative survival tactics like sound traps and retreating to the waterfall for labor. We even speculate about potential refuges like islands and houseboats, now that we know the creatures can't swim, and ponder the emotional impact of visiting the memorial site as the family grapples with newfound vulnerabilities in their monstrous foes.

In the final segments, we explore the unique sound design of the film, particularly from the deaf daughter's perspective, and how it creates an immersive experience for the audience. The conversation veers into comparisons with other survival films and the Abbott family's potential to fare well in a zombie apocalypse due to their silence skills. We also share amusing personal anecdotes about our own noisy habits that would likely lead to our demise in such a world. From psychological effects of anechoic chambers to the broader impact of "A Quiet Place" on the horror genre, this episode is packed with laughter, speculation, and a deeper appreciation for the art of silence.

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Can you imagine surviving in a world where a deadly mist harbors monstrous creatures? This episode unpacks Stephen King's "The Mist," examining how essential survival tactics could be the difference between life and death. From the basics of food, water, and shelter to the crucial decision of staying put versus venturing out, we scrutinize the characters' choices and offer practical advice drawn from our own experiences. You'll learn why having a crank flashlight, candles, and a well-stocked first aid kit isn't just for the paranoid, but for the prepared.

Ever wondered if your window barricades could withstand an apocalyptic scenario? We'll make you think twice about your home defense strategies as we humorously debate the perpetual readiness for such scenarios. Our conversation shifts to the besieged grocery store from "The Mist," where we analyze the wisdom of staying versus fleeing, and brainstorm how store shelves could be repurposed for long-term survival. Discover why the real threat often comes from the people around you rather than the lack of resources or the monsters outside.

This isn't just about monsters; it's about moral dilemmas and survival ethics. We tackle the tough choices faced during a pharmacy run for burn victims, the chaos incited by a cult leader in a crisis, and the significance of maintaining a half tank of gas. Tune in to hear our take on the least daunting creature to face and the controversial ending of the film. Concluding with a thought-provoking discussion on extreme survival scenarios, including the gut-wrenching decision of how to use limited ammunition, this episode promises to equip you with both practical and ethical insights for surviving the unimaginable.

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Listen in as Eric and Alex settle the score in a tiebreaker to see who picks the next movie. Judged by our sharp-witted host, expect a burst of humor and friendly competition. Following this high-energy quiz, we dissect the killer's method in "Hush," debating his strengths, missteps, and pondering how he might have pulled off his eerie plan more effectively.

Ever fantasized about the perfect bank heist? We take a quirky detour into planning one, complete with latex prosthetics and chubby suits for disguise, and creative tactics for handling DNA evidence. The fun doesn't stop there; we think up strategies involving homeless attire and frequent bank visits to ensure the perfect alibi. Wrapping up, we channel the spirit of "Office Space" to share hilarious anecdotes about slacking at work, debating future podcast topics, and reflecting on our dynamic relationships. Join us for an entertaining blend of competition, clever schemes, and laugh-out-loud moments!

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Ever wondered how to truly survive a horror movie scenario? We’ve all groaned at characters who drop weapons or squander chances to take down their attackers, and we’re here to break down every frustrating misstep. Get ready for a deep dive into the physical realities of combat, like why withdrawing a knife after stabbing isn't as easy as it seems and why removing an impalement object might not be the smartest move.   With a mix of humor, critique, and personal anecdotes, this is the ultimate guide to overcoming the odds in a horror movie. 

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Ready for some thrilling debate? We tackle a range of imaginative survival scenarios, from opting for weapons like jetpacks to making split-second decisions on a partially collapsed bridge. We even discuss how to fortify a suburban house against the undead. Packed with action-movie references, tactical planning, and intense decision-making moments, this segment is a rollercoaster ride of strategy and laughs that could mean the difference between life and death in a zombie-infested world.

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Ever find yourself musing over the survival skills you'd need in a barren New York City, or the psychological battle of facing a world overrun by the infected? That's what we tackle as we dissect the post-apocalyptic universe of "I Am Legend." From the grit of urban survival to the eerie quiet of the woods at night, we're sharing our most vivid insights and personal tales that'll have you reconsidering every shadow.

This episode isn't just about the thrills of a desolate landscape; it's an exploration into the human spirit, the frightening layers of solitude, and the heartwarming solace found in canine companionship amidst chaos. Our discussion swings from the suspenseful to the scientific, mulling over the nuances of maintaining a lab in isolation and the stark realities of resource availability when nature reclaims her turf. The conversation ventures through the moral maze of the protagonist's actions, ties in real-world health debates sparked by a Swedish experiment, and critiques the preparedness of our favorite movie survivalist.

Join us as we recount bone-chilling encounters with the unknown and circle back to the warmth of human (and animal) connection that keeps the fire of hope alive. We're not just breaking down a movie here; we're sharing personal experiences that echo the challenges faced by Robert Neville and analyzing survival strategies that could be the difference between life and death in a world forever changed. Strap in; this journey is anything but typical.

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Ever wonder how you'd fare in a real-world pandemic, like the ones in films? Join us, Alex, Erik, and TJ, as we take a detour from zombie lore to dissect the harrowing Korean movie "The Flu." We're breaking down the gripping performances and discussing Ma Dong-Seok's incredible range as an actor, from his roles in "Train to Busan" to "Eternals." More than a review, we’re exploring the survival tactics depicted in the film and sharing our chuckles over the sometimes over-the-top heroics.

Let's get real about pandemic preparedness and responses—this isn't just movie magic. We're sharing firsthand how cultures differ in crisis, like South Korea's unique challenges seen in "Flu," and comparing them to our personal anecdotes from the COVID-19 pandemic. You'll hear our take on the controversial choices characters make, the societal behaviors under duress, and the odd places you might find essential supplies. Plus, we'll tackle that one scene in the film that's bound to get everyone talking, without spoiling the plot, of course.

Ending on a note as serious as the topic itself, we delve into the dark past of sanatoriums and relate the difficult decisions they faced to those in "Flu." We're not shying away from the tough discussions—government actions, leadership in crisis, and the complex nature of high-stress decision-making. And for those survival enthusiasts, we've curated something special on Pinterest—gear recommendations that could make all the difference in an emergency. Tune in for a conversation that's as thought-provoking as it is entertaining, and who knows, you might just come away more prepared for whatever the world throws our way.

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Ever been caught between a chuckle and a shiver while sipping vodka and contemplating a zombie apocalypse? That's where we find ourselves this episode, blending humor with a dash of horror as we debate the virtues and vices of the 2015 film "Resort." Alongside our new co-host, we crack open the ethical can of worms that zombie narratives often present, weighing the impact of survival violence on the human psyche while considering the questionable allure of zombie-themed souvenirs.

Our conversation veers into the realm of cinematic survival tactics, where we share our potentially questionable plans for outsmarting the undead. Ponder with us the merits of a strategic retreat versus a heroic last stand, and whether disguising oneself as a shrubbery might be more effective than wielding a shotgun. And of course, we couldn't resist veering into the gaming world with a nod to Fallout's wasteland wanderings, juxtaposing our digital derring-do with real-world ghost hunting aspirations.

The episode rounds off with a heart-to-heart about the oddities of celebrity dislikes and how they can shape our movie-watching preferences. Discover why my wife's penchant for certain actors sends my judgment into a tailspin, and how personal taste can defy popular opinion. Through it all, our co-host ensures that every twist in the conversation is met with a mix of insight and irreverence, making for a podcast that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining. So, grab your preferred beverage and join us for a session that's sure to leave you with your own opinions on zombie ethics, survival strategies, and the occasional Hollywood heartthrob.

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In this episode, the boys say "Nope" when mysterious things begin happening in remote places. Why don't they ever just run?

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In this pilot episode of After Hours, take an unfiltered look at the minds behind Will You Survive The Podcast. It's... well it's something.

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In this episode, SOMEBODY didn't watch the movie. We won't name names.. Tune in as TJ and Erik properly explain the plot to Alex. Source: Trust me bro.

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Ever wondered how a father's instincts could make or break survival in a zombie apocalypse? Join us on "Will You Survive? The Podcast," as we unpack the intense journey of Andy, Kay, and their baby daughter Rosie in the film "Cargo," now streaming on Netflix. Our hosts Alex, Eric, and TJ (aka Ants in my Eyes Johnson) scrutinize Andy's life-and-death decisions, from his initial boat strategy to his shattering honesty with Kay. We spotlight the critical role of communication and trust, emphasizing how small lapses can snowball into catastrophic events.

Fatherhood can be a double-edged sword in a post-apocalyptic world, and our discussion zooms in on how Andy's paternal instincts shape his choices. We dissect high-stress moments, including a harrowing car crash involving his zombified wife, to evaluate his strategies for safeguarding Rosie. The episode also delves into the complexity of Andy's interactions with other survivors, where desperation and trust collide in surprising ways. We ponder how different his decisions might have been if he were navigating the apocalypse alone.

Survival isn't just about staying alive; it's about maintaining your humanity. We explore the ethical dilemmas and resourceful tactics depicted in "Cargo," such as using intestines to lure zombies and masking human scent with ash. Our conversation contrasts the approaches of different survivor groups, adding layers of depth to Andy's narrative. Don't miss our light-hearted tiebreaker question that wraps up the episode, offering a fun resolution to our spirited debates. Tune in for a riveting discussion that challenges conventional wisdom on survival and ethics in an unforgiving world.

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In the most unhinged episode of Will You Survive yet, the boys discuss everything they shouldn't and almost nothing they should. Prepare for the funniest, and most absurd episode to date. Listener discretion is advised!!

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In this episode, the boys finish their interview, sharing childhood stories, conspiracy theories, and too much interest in Erik's dating life... 

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To kick off season 3, Alex and Erik bring on their first guest! With a new theme song, a new voice, and even more chaos, the boys are ready to bring you all the tips you need to survive! And our shenanigans, of course

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 In this episode, Alex and Erik take a look at the movies they've watched so far, and decide just how good they really are. These judgements are based on absolutely no criteria, but rather strong feelings. With that being said: All opinions that differ from the official WYS Tier List are wrong. (again)

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In this episode, Alex and Erik take a look at the movies they've watched so far, and decide just how good they really are. These judgements are based on absolutely no criteria, but rather strong feelings. With that being said: All opinions that differ from the official WYS Tier List are wrong.

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In this episode, Alex and Erik set the record straight. What would a REAL zombie be like? Well, find out here and determine for yourself: Will You Survive the Official WYS Zombie?

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In this episode, Alex and Erik go... dude honestly idk. this movie is bad. like... REAL bad. But this episode isn't! Join the boys as they discuss Will You Survive Alie- I mean Zombies: The Beginning!

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In this episode, Alex and Erik visit sleepy Centerville, as the apocalypse falls upon the unsuspecting town. Will you survive the endless hordes of mindless peopl- I mean, Zombies?

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In this episode, Alex and Erik find lost footage recounting a zombie apocalypse. Diary of the Dead? More like Vlog of the Dead.

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In this episode, Alex and Erik join Katniss and Peeta on their victory tour around Panem. Can they survive the crushing political pressure, rule-bending leaders, and treacherous environment? Find out in this episode of Will You Survive... the Podcast

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Can practical effects from the 1980s outshine today's CGI? Journey with us through the eerie, frost-bitten landscape of John Carpenter's 1982 cult classic "The Thing." We break down the gripping plot and the visceral impact of the film's special effects, which resonate more deeply than the computer-generated imagery of the 2011 prequel. Join us as we explore some amusing moments like the infamous shared knife during the blood test scene and address various continuity issues between the two movies. We'll give you a dramatic synopsis and engage in a heated debate about which version had better survival strategies.

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In this episode, Alex and Erik enter the geometric hell that is Cube. With lethal booby traps of all types, surviving this encounter might be more difficult then the boys can handle. Will you survive Cube?

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In this episode, Erik uploads the episode super late... sorry. Join Alex and Erik in discussing The Hunger Games and all the survival skills needed to survive. Will you survive The Hunger Games?

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In this episode, Alex and Erik put themselves in Jigsaw's gruesome escape room to decide if they would survive. With questionable techniques, some of these traps may be more survivable than you think. Will You Survive Saw?

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In this episode, Alex and Erik provide a brief description of Army of the Dead before delving into taxes, morality, and then eventually, a quiz! Join us to find out if we survive based on the completely arbitrary quiz we found online.

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In this episode, Alex and Erik take a trip to the surface of a mutated version of Earth. Giant worms, giant roaches, giant ants, and giant... well, anything cold-blooded. (ew) Will you survive the monsters?

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In this episode, Alex and Erik travel back to the 60s (so tubular), and go back to where it all started. Join the boys as they discuss all the classic zombie movie tropes this episode has to offer!

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In this episode, Alex and Erik join the Scouts! Do you know enough knots to survive the apocalypse? Find out in this episode of Will You Survive!

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In this episode, Alex and Erik tag along with the Gladers in their epic resolution of the Maze Runner trilogy. Listen as Erik talks about crying not once... not twice... but three times during the film. Find out why in this episode of Will You Survive... The Podcast!

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In this episode, Alex and Erik go back in time to review the events of the rage virus 28 days after the outbreak. From the worst of humanity to the dumbest of humanity... this movie has it all! Will you survive 28 Days Later?

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In this episode, Alex and Erik venture onto part two of the maze runner trilogy! Traveling through the sun scorched land, the Gladers must face many horrors and obstacles. If you were a Glader, will you survive?

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Can a blunt weapon save you from a zombie, or will you be better off with something sharp? Join us on this thrilling episode of "Will You Survive the Podcast" as we shatter common myths about zombie weaponry and reveal the often-ignored dangers of melee combat. Using examples from popular games and shows, we dissect the merits of various weapons and stress the importance of strategic planning in survival scenarios.

Learn about the pros and cons of biodiesel, the challenges of solar energy, and the feasibility of electric vehicles. From the best methods for water purification and food preservation to choosing the most strategic shelter locations, we cover it all. 

Whether you're considering a mountain retreat, an isolated island, or a hidden food distribution center, we provide practical advice to help you make the best decisions. Don't miss this jam-packed episode full of insights and debates to help you prepare for any apocalyptic scenario.

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In this episode, Alex and Erik talk about Jeremy Renner (a.k.a. "Hot-guy"), zombies that aren't zombies but might be zombies, and a very bad dad. Enjoy this chaotic episode and find out, will you survive?

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In this episode, Alex and Erik hop on the Train to Busan, and there may not be a chance of survival. The boys analyze the Train to Busan situation and discuss the challenges posed in such a claustrophobic environment. Join on this weeks episode of Will You Survive... The Podcast, and decide for yourself; Will You Survive?

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In this episode, Alex and Erik visit the Gladers and discuss the prison of sorts that they find themselves in. Hideous creatures roam the mysterious maze at night, Gladers turn on each other in times of peril, and everything the Gladers have known is changing fast. Will the mystery of the maze be solved? Will you survive the maze?

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In this episode, Alex and Erik get claustrophobic in the residential building of Rec. Nosy neighbors and an evil ritual make for quite the horror-filled night. Will You Survive Rec?

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In this episode, Alex and Erik take a trip to Shutter Island, a 1950's mental institution with... interesting methods. Join the boys as they discuss their experience with this psychological thriller.

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In this spooky episode, Alex and Erik catch up with the crew of Zombieland 10 years after their first adventure. Can the crew survive the T-800's, will Little Rock's poser boyfriend get them killed, and are we living in a simulation? Find out in today's episode of Will You Survive!

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In this episode, Alex and Erik talk about literally everything except Zombieland, because this is NOT a movie review podcast. From twinkie lifespans, to Prius mileage, to nuclear blasts, this episode has it all. Join us as we (kinda) visit Zombieland and discuss the complications to surviving this universe,

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In this episode, Alex and Erik visit post-apocalyptic Paris in an action packed episode. From oddly quiet zombies to insanity, this movie poses all the real-life threats one would face in the zombie apocalypse. Join Alex and Erik in Paris and find out, Will You Survive?

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In this episode, Alex and Erik go to the land down under in the movie Little Monsters. Is the power of music strong enough to keep a group of hungry, tired children calm during the zombie apocalypse? Find out on this episode of Will You Survive... The Podcast!

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In this episode, Alex and Erik delve take a trip to Korea (not really), and delve into the world of #Alive. They discuss the good, the bad, and the plain dumb events that take place in this zombie universe. Join the two as they talk about resource management, situational awareness, and how NOT to survive the apocalypse!

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Ever wondered how you'd fare against an alien in the frozen wastelands of Antarctica? Join us as we unravel the horrifying plot of the 2011 film "The Thing." Our adventure begins with Alex's vivid recounting of a team of scientists who stumble upon an alien spacecraft and the nightmarish consequences they face. Eric provides comedic relief, swearing he'd never find himself in such a frigid hellscape. We dissect the scientists' slow reactions, poor weapon handling, and the intriguing mix of cultural stereotypes that color their actions. Plus, we clarify the characters' backgrounds and reveal a key post-credits scene that ties this film to its predecessor. Listen up for some unexpected banter about Frozen and Encanto, setting the stage for more fun episodes ahead.

Shifting gears, we delve into survival tactics for extreme environments, inspired by the scientists' struggle in the film. Imagine facing an alien threat—would you grab a flamethrower or outthink your ego-driven colleagues? Our critique highlights the importance of logical decision-making and safety prioritization, as we scrutinize the plot's twists and the characters' often questionable choices. Leadership dynamics are put under the microscope, debating who should take charge when things go south. And for the survival enthusiasts, we brainstorm practical and outrageous strategies to stay alive in Antarctica, from scavenging resources to coping with the brutal cold.

Finally, get ready for some competitive trivia action! We challenge each other with questions on "The Thing" and have a hilarious time trying to pronounce director Matthias von Heijingen Jr.'s name. Eric emerges victorious in this round, amidst playful teasing about mustaches and hair. We also dive into trust issues and monster identification from the 1951 classic "The Thing from Another World," sparking a lively debate. Wrapping things up, we tease our next horror film watch, the iconic 1980 "The Thing," leaving you with a mix of laughter and a final, tongue-in-cheek reminder to stay healthy and alive.

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In this episode, Alex and Erik cover the classic zombie movie, inspired by the game, Resident Evil. Is the world of Resident Evil survivable for you and me? Join Alex and Erik as they talk about the challenges this world present, and ask you, "Will you survive?"

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In this episode, Alex and Erik discuss one of the most difficult to survive zombie scenarios yet; World War Z. Super speed, the ability to climb, and an endless horde prove this world to be one of the toughest yet. Will you survive?

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In this episode, Alex and Erik travel to the great Land of Colonization (England), and discuss their chances of survival in the Shaun of the Dead zombieverse! Buckle your trousers, get your bo'le of wa'er (or whatever they say there), and get ready for this week's episode!

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As we examine "Dawn of the Dead" (2004) and apply survival techniques we determine if we would survive in the world of the undead. You must make contingency plans for emergency situations, so when the zombie apocalypse begins Will You Survive?

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