Why Can't We Be Wizards – Details, episodes & analysis

Hey there, been a while! Just dropping by to tell you about a new show Alie, Kevin and I started called Cthulhu-Con! The first 2 episodes are out now, and you should go subscribe and check it out!

You can find Cthulhu-Con on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts! More info and links at https://cthulhu-con.skullandscones.com .

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Cthulhu-Con is a horror comedy actual-play podcast about five dysfunctional coworkers, an off-the-rails Lovecraft convention, and the horrors of the universe slowly clawing at the edges of our simple minds. Join our heroes as they journey through the unknowable, the terrifying, and the crowd of cosplayers in this lovingly-crafted 12-episode miniseries.

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Cthulhu-Con is a production of Skull & Scones. You can find all our stuff at skullandscones.com!

Follow us online at:

YouTube: @skullandsconesstudios

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Facebook: @skullandsconesstudios

You can also join our Discord server and come chat with us and other listeners like you!

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Trailer edited by Mike Turley

Show art by Nestor

Our players sit down for a final time to discuss the making of Why Can't We Be Wizards, answer some listener questions, and share what they are all doing next. Alie carries her dreams into reality. Charlotte talks about exploring pronouns. Mike learns he has jobs in other dimensions. Kevin has caught the create-things bug. Mitchell has a big reveal.

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THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO OUR SHOW!!!

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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/

Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory

After closing another spigot, the group tries to tie off some loose ends before immediately getting pulled along to yet another adventure. When are they ever going to get a minute to breathe? Skyler self reflects. Freya theorizes. Caleb protects the group in style. Leo treats wounds for once.

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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/

Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The group meets some of their teachers and finds out exactly what it's like to go to wizard school on their first day. Freya gets a present. Skyler makes a daring catch. Leo gets egg on his face. Allison tries to give some advice. Caleb discusses a secret with Professor Pritchard.

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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/

Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The reunited companions take the train to Hogwarts for the first time. There, they get some vague advice. Caleb gets into a fight. Skyler rubs shoulders with an important new ally. Freya makes a difficult choice. Allison thinks about her father. Leo gets confused.

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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/

Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory

Five childhood friends spend a day playing and learning at a wizarding daycare. Years later, they are whisked off to a very special magical boarding school. Leo loses his wand. Caleb is overwhelmed. Skyler and Allison learn bullies aren't just in muggle school. Freya does some people watching.

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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

Episode transcripts and more are available on our website:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/

Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The group has gotta get back in time. Literally. Like, with a time turner. There, they try to actually make people love each other at a wedding. Caleb can't forgive and forget. Skyler learns more. Leo sets everyone straight. Freya gets what she always wanted.

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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/

Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The fab four are disappointed that their soup plan didn't stop the wedding in its tracks, and put their heads together to try again. Caleb slinks into the shadows. Skyler hides in plain sight. Freya confronts the truth. Leo doesn't want to disappoint anyone.

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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/

Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The group tries to make a plan after Caleb receives a letter from his dad inviting him to his wedding. Freya learns to cook. Skyler is in disguise. Caleb only looks for revenge. Leo tries to get into his parents heads.

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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/

Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory

The group tries to come to terms with what Gutenmagie really is, and what the magic of the Lutums means for their journey forward. Freya tries reason. Leo heals wounds. Caleb protects his friends. Skyler trusts in friendship.

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You can find all our stuff at https://linktr.ee/wcwbw! Use that link to share the show!

Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/Z5bBjYHURc
Chat with us about the show, share Hogwarts memes and pet photos, earn points for your house and more!

Check out our website! https://whycantwebewizards.com/

Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/WhyNotWizards

If you like our show, please consider rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you download podcasts.

Special thanks to Tablestory, the creators of our game system:
https://www.tablestory.tv/waw/
https://twitter.com/ATablestory