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This week on Who's The Bitch, its time to retool our BITCHOMETER because Kanye isn't a bitch he's just straight vile and Kara reads a personal account from a fan on why GooP shouldn't be 1 on the BITCHOMETER, SHE SHOULD BE 5!

 

This week's first caller thinks they're THE BITCH because they want their full of feelings MOTHA to BACK DOWN from driving them to the treatments for their recently diagnosed cancer because she's not what you would call a good driver and the hospital is downtown and gets A LOT of traffic.

 

The second caller this episode wants some new perspectives on a hard sought brand new coworker revealing they're 22 weeks preggo during their very first day on the job, and the General Manger has some F E E L S about it.

 

Our third caller gives us a condensed rundown of the VMs they've left previously in which they KNOW they're NOT THE BITCH, and the girls give them some advice on how to move on from a friend break-up.

 

Our last caller this week also thinks they're THE BITCH because they don't wanna plan their own fucking going away party(???) next month AT THE REQUEST OF THEIR FRIENDS!

 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV! JOIN US MARCH 10TH FOR THE NEXT ONE!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week on 'Who's The Bitch', our resident Gossip Goddess Kara has returned to the land of the living! Just in time to cash in that Class Pass trial before it expires, while our Sassy Siren Jackie is slowly turning into a silver fox (eyebrows and all).  

 

This past weekend was the BitchFest know as The Grammy Awards and we're all still waiting for that Bianca Censori interview to let us know she isn't blinking morse code for 'HELP ME', everyone's alleging that Kacey Musgraves had stankface when she lost to Beyoncé (congrats!), and Billie Eilish's brother had to issue a statement to fans TO LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE (Jackie hopes TS will do the same to her fans), and everyone can agree Doechii was an absolute highlight. FINALLY, Kara has a controversial opinion on the even more controversial Emilia Pérez (that she formed BEFORE knowing how incredibly racist the lead actor is WHOMP WHOMP)  

 

Our first email is from Steven (from the bathroom!) giving an update on his coworker who kept coming in later and later, even after they changed the schedule FOR HER. And on this note, WE WANT UR UPDATES!!!

 

Our first caller (25) was talking to their mid-40's coworker about generations and after she talked about a shitty professor making a BIIIIG dumb speech during the caller's presentation about how younger people no longer have the same work ethic, the coworker agreed with the professor. Now, our caller knows they're not THE BITCH, but how the hell do they respond without being THE ASSHOLE?

 

Our last emailer was trapped next to an absolute demon on an overnight flight to/from Hawaii for their honeymoon this past October (CONGRATS!!!) in what sounds like the 3rd layer of a Personal Hell. 

 

Our last voicemail is from a caller who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for wanting their rich sister to come visit them at their home instead of just having them out to visit.

 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV! JOIN US FEBRUARY 10TH FOR THE NEXT ONE!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week on 'Who's the Bitch', Kara got the 'Rona despite getting the vax, but the recovery was much faster SO GET YOUR VACCINES PEOPLE. Jackie talks about Geoff's recent Tetanus shot, and Kara reveals that Covid gave her time to get into "The Traitors" at the same time as Jackie! Plus Kara stakes her claim to the idea for "Dungeons and Drag Queens" years before the current series (DRAMA).

Our first emailer wants to know which sign of the zodiac is THE BITCH, and everyone's lookin' at you Sagittarius!

The second emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for calling out their father in law for repeatedly (exhaustingly) wasting servers' time by asking for recommendations only to order fish/chicken and vegetables every.single.time. Or is their father in law THE BITCH for literally wasting time, OR is their HUSBAND THE TRUE BITCH for not letting them be meaner to his dad!

Our third emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for telling randos that asked about their (estranged) mother that she was DEAD, and now that they know the story isn't true it's still their story and they're stickin' to it.

Our final caller this week wants to know WHO'S THE BITCH when it comes to their time thief coworker literally being given special treatment and they're STILL not making it in on time to relieve them!

Our last submitter has a more "Will I BE THE BITCH" because they haven't done anything yet, but they're wanting to address their friend who's wearing eeeeveryone out with the political takes.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV! Returning February 10th with a much less stuffy Kara

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week on Who's The Bitch, Jackie and Kara talk 'bout the evil enchantress that is Reality TV, including (the now supposedly sludge free) 90 Day The Other Way and Real Housewives of SLC, NJ, and NYC! As well as a discussion on the bitchiness of plastic surgeons.

Our first email comes in from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for outing their coworker as neurodivergent to a supervisor to save their coworkers job, despite being asked not to tell.

This weeks first, and only, voicemail comes in from a Jon Benet truther-listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for becoming more and more cranky at the movie going populace

This week's second email comes from a listener feuding with their mother due to them going topless in their parents' secluded home in the summer heat, after they had top surgery due to cancer.  As it turns out, it's due to the fathers angst at remembering what his child, as well as his wife went through.

Our final email this week comes from a listener who is left asking if they're THE BITCH after having to ask a friend who kept bailing on things last minute to step down as a bridesmaid.

 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week on Who's The Bitch, Los Angeles is still burning and they're discovering arsonist after arsonist, but Women Owned BuzzBallz still grace the corners of our rooms. If you're looking to help out during this time, please consider antirecidivism.org/  this organization is raising money for the incarcerated prisoners that are fighting the LA fires and 100% of the donations go directly to them when you write 'firefighter fund' on your donation! Jackie announces she's trying to be 25% more Bitch in 2025 plus Kara and Jackie quickly review their Chinese zodiac animals.

 

This weeks first caller is the FIRST CALL FROM AUSTRALIA, THE ISLE OF BLUEY, and wants to know if they're THE BITCH for being upset that the friend who offered to pay for lodging after a Paramore concert (a ONE BED ROOM) brought a local hookup back to said ONE BED ROOM to fuck ON THE FLOOR OF THE ONE BED ROOM instead of just going back to the locals place to blast one out, and mid-call Jackie and Kara confirm that Holden is ALWAYS THE BITCH.

 

Our second caller asks the classic question of "Is my boyfriend THE BITCH" after he left piles of trash in her apartment and also slept in her bed while soaking wet with pool water during the two weeks he should have been house sitting and watching her cat.

 

The third caller this week is a self aware bitch who's call takes many a twist and turn in a story filled with affairs, a stalkery Facebook group (complete with threats) including peeing in his gas tank, and a court case ending in a recently renewed restraining order.

 

This week's fourth caller wonders if they are the bitch for never telling their best friend that it bothered them that in college they had their disposable razor used by said friend to shave an otter for the taxidermy she was somehow doing in the communal shower.

 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week's Who's the Bitch has got Jackie revealing she probably won't watch the new Kathy Bates "Matlock" but Kara said it might be a great show for a plane ride! Kara plays this week's glorious first call, then Jackie and Kara chat about this year's Golden Globes and how LA gets screwed every NYE when it comes to the ball drop.

Our second call comes in from a listener who previously had emailed in about wedding drama with her sister. The drama just keeps going as the sister is demanding a large wedding so she can be a Maid of Honor, as well as having plans to announce her current pregnancy during the bridal lunch, and our caller wants to know if she's THE BITCH for thinking this is a lot of attention seeking behavior.

This week's third caller Cara with a C, is calling in because they want to know if they're THE BITCH for being annoyed by an exuberant spin class neighbor.

The fourth, and final caller, wants to know if they're THE BITCH for asking their husband to open the house windows after the husband's best friend, that had been staying with them, decided to make stank salmon and broccoli most foul that made the pregnant (at the time) caller EXTREMELY nauseous.

Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for looking for their husbands paternal grandfather against the adopted fathers wishes, and now that she's narrowed it down and has her suspicions, should she say anything or just let it go with all the complicated threads of the story?

This week's second, and last, emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for not wanting to go (on their birthday no less) find their friends Nintendo Switch that they LEFT BEHIND AT THE AIRPORT?!

DON'T MISS the first livestream of the year taking place on January, 13th at 6pm PST/9pm EST

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This end of year WHO'S THE BITCH has got Jackie and Kara reflecting on holidays past including Kara eating some mushroom chocolate and having vivid hallucinations of her children storming into the bedroom at night, and Jackie's romantic at home Covid Christmas with Geoff last year.  Kara and Jackie talk about the crushing weight of new year's resolutions and then get into your calls and messages!

Our first caller this episode wants to know if they're THE BITCH for not wanting their mom to write about their childhood in the memoir that they're currently writing.

Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH in a situation where their friends boyfriend acts cold and distant during the planning of a trip and also now hates Canada????

The final email comes in from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for leaving their POS boyfriend and (rightfully) taking their cat with them.

AAANNNND DON'T MISS the first livestream of the year taking place on January 13th!

 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV returns on January 13th!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

It's the season of bitches, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Kwanza (or whatever you may or may not celebrate!) Gather yer favorite bitches and hear tell as Kara gives us her loose traditions that include weaponizing santa (AS GOD INTENDED!) plus experiencing the Christian bible for the first time as an adult, while Jackie regals one and all with Linda LA adventures that have Jackie advising for an afternoon holiday walk on Christmas! Not to mention all the many coping mechanisms of the holidays, Jackie's BADvent Gilmore Girl's calendar, Elf on the Shelf being a creeptastic monstrosity, Jackie went (chest)nuts last year, but this year she's havin' an ire holiday and that means NO TEARS, ONLY MIMOSAS (per Kara's suggestion), and they both remember the true reason for the season; MARIAH!

 

Our first caller claims they're THE BITCH, but they wanna know how much of one for not wanting to travel and spend their holidays with their extremely rude and incredibly mean in-laws in Ohio. YUCK.

 

Our first emailer wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for amending their leave policy at work after they get back from maternity leave because an employee requested full weeks off for every single holiday 3 day weekend without even talking to anyone in a team of just 5, AND the caller is going to be dropping some hours for maternity leave in the new year!

 

Caller #2 wants to know if they/their friend group are THE BITCHEZ for icing out the wife of their longtime friend (who also used to be their friend) for her abusive cheating ways after a poorly planned Florida trip implodes.

 

Our last email is a low stakes Who's the Bitch? (per their words) as they want to know if she's DA BITCH for finding it highly annoying the father of their daughters classmate keeps forgetting they've met before and introducing themselves, while recognizing their daughter and husband EVERY.TIME. and keeps mistaking her for her 70 YEAR OLD MOTHER!?!?

 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV returns on January 13th!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

In this pre-Xmas prep WTB, #1 Puker Jackie Zebrowski reports back her experience at this year's Spotify Wrapped party, and Kara tells tale of corporate Xmas parties past.

This week's first call is an update on the gift givin' bitch question from ep. 10!

Our second call gets a brief breakdown from Kara as it's THICC; the caller wants to know if she's THE BITCH for being upset that her boyfriend let an 18 year old who works for him sleep on the couch when he was feeling sick (without warning), and our final call is coming from THE OTHER SIDE!?!

Next, an email from a listener who wants to know if they are THE BEYOCH for wanting more attention for their birthday, since everyone in their life just tosses it in with Christmas.

Then an email comes in from a listener who wants to know if she's THE BITCH for the issues she's havin' with her brother and sister-in-law.

The final email comes in from a fan who wants to know if they were THE BITCH for expecting a friend to stay by their side while they were in an affair with a married man.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week Kara and Jackie slam some Ballz to the back of their throat and talk about the fall of Luigi Mangione before it's time for some Daddy Drama as multiple listeners call in with tales of male boomers GONE MAD (and one sister)!

A call comes in from a fan who wants to know who's THE BITCH in a situation involving their family being shady as hell about Holiday family drama and then getting upset at the caller for not understanding what's going on, once more proving that boomers truly are the most dramatic generation.

Another call comes in from Kara2 with a bit of an update when it comes to her relationship with her birth family.  

The next caller is trapped in the middle of a tuition scandal of their own as their sister is demanding retribution (in monthly payments) for a bill owed to the school and moms got receipts sis ain't got.

Kerry calls in with some good ole fashioned Holiday dad issues but this time with weaponized therapy speak!

This week's final caller has a tale of bowel burdens that they've found was caused by a careless roommate who thinks celiac disease is just a tummy ache and contaminated their meal prep containers. 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPN

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Up top on this Who's the Bitch?, Kara and Jackie talk 'bout the pressures of the Holiday season including Jackie's metamorphosis into Linda last year, and Kara gets into the finer details of when it's okay to just give a gift card. Finally, Kara and Jackie have a brief chat about the cinematic mästerverk "Hot Frosty" and Hallmarkcore movies as a whole.

 

This week's first caller is from someone who feels like a big ole' grinch for not wanting to give gifts at events like weddings, showers (bridal and baby) and other forced gift gatherings. 

 

A call that far too many people will sadly relate to comes in from our second caller, who wants to know if she's the BITCH-y sister for offering her home to her niece for Thanksgiving after the niece was uninvited by her own mother due to political differences, and it just evolved into a full familial dumpster fire.

 

The third, and final, caller wants to know if she's THE BITCH for turning down her best friend when they were drunk and trying to kiss her, then she told them nothing happened after the friend sobered up. Their friendship dissolved, but now the caller wants to reconnect and can't find them.
 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

On this pre-Thanksgiving episode The Empress of Thanksgiving and Kara are guzzlin' CranBallz and holding space (and fingers)...

This week's first LIVE CALLER is a follow up on the Cali sober voicemail from the last episode of the podcast that provides far more details of the Bitchvent, and the caller is worried they may have become the bitch in the sitch.

The second caller wants to know if he's the bitch for putting a rude kindergartener in their place after the child made fun of his son for getting affection at drop off.

Caller three wants to know if they're overreacting after spending quarantine, under the request of the parents, painting a beautiful Winnie the Pooh mural on her nephew's wall only to have it painted over 3 years later to not clash with the room's new racing theme.

The fourth call comes in from a listener who wants to know if they are the bitch for stepping back from their partner's friend of 10 years after feeling like they're putting in much more effort than the friend.

The fifth, and final caller, is actually the listener in the live chat whose 90 Day Fiance-esque Sister in Law blew up the family chat with accusations that her husband (the callers Brother in Law) has been emotionally abusing her. Thanksgiving is going to be CRAAAAAZZZYYYY and it's got Kara beggin' for a front row seat to the Fowl Follies!

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!   

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week we got Thanksgiving talk, including Kara's personal Who's The Bitch from a less than stellar Thanksgiving at a restaurant past, to which Jackie recounts her tween nightmare of the vomit soaked time she had thanksgiving at a revolving Disney restaurant!

This week's first voicemail is from a caller who must now monitor her friend at work and report back to their manager about the friend's massive corner cutting, to top it off the caller is the one who GOT HER THE JOB.

The second voicemail comes from a fan dealing with her brother who expects her to fund his life in jail for attempted murder because of a traumatic kidnapping via his birth mother from before the caller was born.

This week's third and final caller leaves a voicemail about drinking near a recently Cali-sober friend during a tour with her band and things getting very tense.

And this week's episode is rounded out with an Instagram dm from a listener who confronted two girls rippin' fat cloudz in front of her four month old baby, and wants to know if she's THE BITCH for goin' so hard.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV! 

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week Jackie still wants that sponsorship so, Women Owned™ BuzzBallz, pls respond, and A̶u̶n̶t̶ G̶a̶y̶l̶e̶ Kara is in a viral bitchuation involving the Queen of Catsteros herself.

The Rock confirms he's so busy he pees in bottles like a basement dwelling neckbeard refusing to leave his goon cave, and continuing the PISS NEWS a girl in the pit for Sabrina Carpenter went too hard too soon and pissed the pit before Sabrina even hit the stage!

A voicemail comes in from a listener who's sister walked out of a crowded theatre because the listener didn't follow their 'no one is allowed diet coke because I can't have it' rule and enjoyed that highly artificially sweet coke as the theatre of people probably thought she was a total monster to a pregnant woman.

The first caller wants to know if she's THE BITCH for refusing to apologize AGAIN and AGAIN to her little sister for things from their teenage years, and now the little sister wants 0 to do with her to the point of leaving groups the caller approaches at family events.

Our second, and also last, caller wants to know WHO'S THE BITCH when it comes to her crazy neighbor slingin' insults and callin' cops on almost everyone in the neighborhood while they organized and tried to get relief items in order post hurricane because it was past the curfew and she somehow had a 7am meeting.
 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week Kara and Jackie got ready for Halloween, and Jackie showed off her Greta Gremlin makeup for the night's costume and went over some personal Who's The Bitches!

 

This week: Jackie's THE BITCH for turning down professional help from makeup artist friends for her complex Halloween costume, but she still killed it! Kara's bein' THE BITCH at her kids Halloween parties 'cause PTA means being forced to attend 3 HOUR WEBINARS ABOUT THEIR SCHOOLS!?! and has to multitask and take the calls AT the children's Halloween parties. Then it's time for some unsolicited advice involving fresh divorcees Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster FINALLY gettin' together. The voicemail this episode is a follow-up to a call from two weeks ago's episode where the caller wanted to know if she's THE BITCH for not telling her roommate's boyfriend that his girlfriend was trying to exit the relationship stage right with another guy, and boy are there more JUICY DETAILS! The first emailer wants to know if they are THE BITCH for being upset about two bombshells of secret siblings being brushed over like it's no big deal. The second listener email wants to know is she THE BITCH!? for letting her childhood friend know that it isn't a new thought that teens and adults shouldn't be together plus that Elvis was kinda creepy.  In the third email, the listener wants to know WHO'S THE BITCH when her friend showed up on her doorstep to add a flea covered kitten to their responsibility as their dog was slowly passing away. Our Final listener DM that came in for Khara and Jakkey wants to know if they're THE BITCH (ALL CAPS) for being upset when people get their very easy name wrong ALL THE TIIIIME!

 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

On this edition of Who's the Bitch?, Jackie's all gussied up not only to get that BuzzBallz sponsorship but cause she got a HAWT date afterwards and Kara's advertising for her WIKIFEET!

 

This week: the first caller wants to know if she, or Grandma, is THE BITCH after Grandma avoided her movie premiere and called to bitch the caller out for letting their 10 year old Chihuahua hang out in Grandma's basement during the premiere which violated a surprise family rule that Grandma seems to have just pulled out her ass. The second caller is trying to figure out how to spend quality time with his nephew without having to get into a verbal brawl about politics with the parents EVERY. SINGLE. VISIT. A letter comes from a listener wanting to know if SHE'S THE BITCH because her (now EX) boyfriend wouldn't wear a Halloween costume due to his cultural background and it caused a BIG OL' BLOW UP! Caller three is a RETURN CALLER with an UPDATE on their best friend who went to see her birth mom behind her back. Our last caller comes in piggybacking on the second call and wants to know if they're the bitch for limiting contact with their brother who refuses to help with anything involving their ailing mother and how can they maintain a relationship with their nephew despite this?

 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Jackie starts this Who's the Bitch? out with spooky 31 for 31 talk, people who use lights and phones in the haunt are THE BITCHES, Kara can't think of what her favorite holiday would be anymore but she's hoping for that Springsgiving invite this year, and Netflix is THE BITCH for dropping new Love Is Blind while a girl is trying to get her spook on!

This week: The first caller wants to know if she's THE BITCH for not letting a roommate's boyfriend know that her roommate was gettin' close with another guy, a listener email about the writers friend making some truly questionable choices while not preparing for the massively life altering event of having a child, and finally a voicemail comes in from a listener wanting to know if she's THE BITCH for blocking off a rocky friendship that turned sour during the ex-friends wedding.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Kara and Jackie are sippin' buzzballz on the lanai and bringing that drunk aunt energy while makin' calls on Who's the Bitch!

 

This week: Jackie officiated a wedding and wants to know if she's the bitch for getting a tattoo right before the wedding without notifying the couple, another in studio Who's the Bitch has LPN's own Gurney asking if she's the bitch for her reaction to a mid flight prank, followed by a caller who asks if their sisters hastily planned party was an excuse to be a BEEEOOOOCHH!? Another flight related Who's the Bitch revolves around an unruly child on a total mess of a 12 hour flight, we get our first update and it's about that terrible, awful, no good van! A nursing student asks if they are the bitch for standing up for themselves after being ridiculed frequently by another student only for it to end up with the administration coming at THE CALLER!! A summer worker from an auto shop (Kara's headcanon says a Jiffy Lube) asks Who's the Bitch for goin' fishin' after being scheduled to work despite giving 3 weeks notice and the manager does NOT take it well, Kara and Jackie close it out by making plans for when they FINALLY get to tell a caller they are indeed the bitch!

 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Kara and Jackie are back listenin' to yer calls, readin' yer emails and are ready to make some calls on 'Who's the Bitch?'!

 

This week: Jackie has FEELS about Hawk Tuah Girl and, after therapy, is ready to work it out with Kara with POSITIVITY, there's talk of Halloween costumes past and Jackie asks her OWN Who's the Bitch? regrading hatred of couples costumes, then it's time to get down to listener voicemails! The first caller is a listener asking if she's the bitch for being upset that her bestie went behind her back to meet up with the callers birth mom that she has only met 3x herself (in group settings, no less!), then they lean a little political with an email from a listener, but it feels relatable so they're reading it! The listener's boyfriend of seven years is absolutely perfect in every way except that he's voting for Trump, so what should she do!? Finally, to round it out, they take a voicemail from a listener who wanted to know if they were being the bitch because of being upset about letting their husband and father-in-law plan a visit and acquisition of a vehicle, only to end up in a bedbug, bloodstained  barf bungalow with a van they can't drive home because of missing parts and being generally unsafe

 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

In this, the inaugural episode of Who's The Bitch? live-streamed on 09.30.24, Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk are makin' calls on WHO'S THE BITCH? in the case of one of them Mormon Wives and their Secret Lives lyin' 'bout bein' related to Ben Affleck and Dave Grohl cheating on his wife for years and apparently not wrappin' it up!? Then it's time to get up close and PERSONAL with some calls from the audience including a listener's tale about a middle school feud resulting from an inside joke taken out into the public, and a maid of honor who's simple question about her grandmother's bridal shower attendance ends up potentially causing a massive rift in the family — that's not an overreaction at all. Plus some totally batshit advice from newspaper columns older than Jimmy Carter!

 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?