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Who would have thought we'd find humor in a character's complete disregard for tornado warnings only to be hilariously proven wrong amid chaos? The scene where skepticism turns into panic had us rolling, especially when the skeptic finally recognizes the impending doom of a tornado.

This episode dives deep into the tornado-filled sequel, "Twisters" (2024), as we dissect every tornado twist and character turn. There is much to reimagine, from Kenny's vision of a more menacing antagonist whose greed leads to their demise to Jonathan's proposals for stronger ties between the two films. We also couldn't help but chuckle at the film's occasional realism, like characters donning goggles that were never seen again, contrasted with their inexplicable safety abandonments.

Of course, we'd push the boundaries to add more intensity and plot connections. Enhancing the thriller elements, boosting secondary character arcs, and refining Javi's storyline are just a few ways we'd amp up the narrative impact.

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“Imagine a toy so advanced, you’d think it was built by the masterminds behind Terminator. Jonathan couldn’t help but laugh at the thought of a LEGO piece causing the apocalypse as we dive deep into the chaotic world of ‘M3GAN.’

This episode is an explorative dissection of 2022’s M3GAN, where we discuss everything from malfunctioning AI to the eerie charm of Purrpetual Petz. Tune in as we debate the movie’s slasher elements, relive our childhood trauma from horror classics like ‘Leprechaun’ and ‘Blade,’ and suggest improvements to M3GAN’s malfunction scene. What if M3GAN was more responsible and driven by a sense of purpose? And how about those safety protocols? We cover it all, including setting preferences and potential crossovers with the Terminator and Chucky franchises.

Of course, we couldn’t stop brainstorming a sequel where Megan’s consciousness wreaks havoc in a theme park, potentially elevating the slasher narrative to new heights. Whether it’s critiquing character motivations, giggling over the impracticality of dangerous wet toys, or imagining a more gruesome series of events, we leave no stone unturned.

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Did you catch the marshmallow's voice? We couldn't stop laughing when we found out who it was! Dive into this week's episode, where we delve into the imaginative world of "IF" and uncover the surprising details and big-name actors who bring these quirky characters to life.

We'll recount our favorite moments, including the joy of rediscovering our imaginary friends and how they tie into the touching and sometimes humorous narrative. From Steve Carell to Aquafina, the star-studded cast adds a unique charm to this feel-good movie. But it's not all giggles – we also dissect the film's more serious underpinnings, from the loss of a parent to a child's mature journey of self-discovery.

Of course, we share what we would tweak – like adding more emotional weight to key scenes and clarifying some of those pesky rules about who can and can't see imaginary friends. So grab a seat, and let's explore this fantastical tale together.

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Ever wondered what would happen if your favorite sarcastic robot got an unnecessary dance scene in a movie adaptation? So did we, and it turns out, it's just as awkward as it sounds! Join us for a rollicking discussion about the "Borderlands" movie adaptation, where Jonathan and Kenny dive into how the film missed the mark compared to its video game origins. From the lack of gore and swearing due to an ill-fated PG-13 rating change to the deviations from the true lore of the game, we're pulling no punches.

Jonathan and Kenny dissect everything—how the storyline clashed with fans' expectations, why Claptrap's antics left us cringing, and ways we think the movie could have truly captured the essence of "Borderlands." Prepare yourself for some fiery critiques, a deep dive into the character inconsistencies, and our irreverent humor sprinkled throughout.

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It's not every day you hear someone suggest, "Let's cut out part of the Deadpool Corps fight for more Wolverine and Sabertooth action," but that's exactly how Kenny kicks off our dissection of the 2024 cinematic smash-up "Deadpool & Wolverine." The movie delivered a solid mix of action, comedy, and surprisingly sincere moments, but we couldn't help but feel it needed a heftier dose of gravitas.

In this episode, we dive deep into the absurdity of the characters' survival antics, their outlandish costumes, and the slightly underwhelming finale that left Jonathan calling it a "bit of a cop-out." While we were enthralled by the appearance of various Deadpool versions—Lady Poole, Nicepool, Dogpool, and Kidpool—the highlight was undoubtedly Channing Tatum's Gambit, whose Cajun accent had us in stitches. However, we ponder how the film might benefit from increased stakes and more serious storytelling elements, especially if future sequels want to avoid burnout.

We also dissect the convoluted timelines and confusing universe(s) brought on by the involvement of characters like Cassandra Nova and the Time Ripper, plus a few memorable cameos including an unexpected return of Wesley Snipes as Blade. Join us for an entertaining critique, where we'll also touch on how to bolster the narrative’s serious undertones without compromising its chaotically fun vibe.

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"But where else can you see Sean Connery as King Agamemnon fighting a Minotaur?" Kenny quips, and that's just the start of our deep dive into the wacky world of "Time Bandits" (1981). This episode unravels the whimsical, disjointed, and absolutely unpredictable plot of this Terry Gilliam classic.

We share our initial skepticism about a kid like Kevin diving into history with time-traveling dwarves, only to find ourselves chuckling at the absurdity and questioning the lack of consequences for their timeline-altering antics. From parents more interested in kitchen gadgets than their own son to the delightfully odd appearance of historical figures like Robin Hood, we dissect it all. We also bring our own ideas to the table—how about integrating historical figures into Kevin's everyday life? Or perhaps a more conclusive ending with Fireman Agamemnon stepping in as Kevin's guardian?

And don’t miss our lively debate over the movie's length and our take on modernizing this tale while maintaining its crafty, dream-like essence. Grab your history book and prep your time machine for a ride through this bizarre and whimsical narrative!

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In this episode, we dive headfirst into the multifaceted world of "The Acolyte" (2024) and unravel all the intricate details that make this show both infuriating and intriguing. From discussing the potential memory wipes and the mysterious figure of Darth Plagueis to the impactful yet sometimes baffling actions of Qimir, we cover it all. Are the deaths in Episode 5 just a means to tie up loose ends, or do they serve a larger narrative purpose? And can Dave Filoni's magic touch salvage Season 2?

We even explore alternative storytelling approaches, like the engaging multi-arc structures seen in "Andor," and our desire to see more character backstories fleshed out. And yes, the fighting choreography, with its unique lightsaber styles and cortosis elements, gets its much-deserved praise.

Tune in as we dissect the twists, turns, and mysteries of "The Acolyte" and offer our take on what could elevate this series to new heights.

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Ever wonder what happens when a horror-averse host finds himself surprisingly intrigued by a spine-chilling found-footage film? Jonathan's suspicion about that "movie camera" shot led to a hilariously passionate debate with Kenny about the balance between cinematic flair and found-footage authenticity.

In this episode, we dive into "Late Night with the Devil," exploring its nostalgic 4 by 3 aspect ratio, fascinating character arcs, and Lily’s mesmerizing role. We discuss improving the visual representation of deaths to heighten the film's mystery and why a documentary-style cameraman might add a layer of authenticity. Plus, we brainstorm how some characters' survival could pave the way for potential sequels and speculate on intriguing tweaks to the hypnosis scenes.

Join us as we also explore the film "Riggles," with its eerie light beams and séance sequences, followed by reminiscing about classic horror versus modern shock value. This episode is a deep dive into narrative cohesion with a touch of nostalgia. As always, we wrap up with recommendations and eagerly await your thoughts!

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In this episode, we take a deep dive into the enigmatic world of mystery box shows, dissecting what makes them tick and where they sometimes falter. We examine the intricate mysteries of "Night Sky" and "Outer Range," comparing their pacing, character development, and overall execution. From Irene and Franklin's curious discoveries to the perplexing voids and time-bending chaos in the Abbott Ranch, we explore how each show weaves its complex narrative and whether they truly engage the audience or leave us bewildered.

We’ll also touch on what we’d do differently to maintain the suspense and intrigue that mystery box shows promise. Whether it's "Night Sky's" gradual revelation of a hidden world or the chaotic elements of "Outer Range," we weigh in on the elements that make or break these sci-fi dramas. Join us for an in-depth discussion that promises to unlock the secrets behind crafting an irresistible mystery.

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This episode dives headfirst into the exhilarating world of deep fakes, stunts, and romantic comedy tropes as we dissect the movie "The Fall Guy." From Colt’s daring stunt to fake his own death to Hannah Waddingham's and Aaron Taylor Johnson’s sizzling on-screen chemistry, we’re breaking down every intricate detail of this action-packed spectacle. And let's not forget the captivating cameos by Lee Majors and Heather Thomas that had us doubling back on our perceptions of nostalgia.

We don't hold back on critique either, discussing elements we’d tweak—like giving the romantic plot more resistance or reworking some action sequences for better narrative flow. Plus, our anticipation builds as we plan to revisit the original "Metal Storm" and wonder if the drug angle revamp could lure in Tom Cruise for a cameo!

Tune in for an episode crammed with stunts, laughs, and our signature literary deep dive into the cinematic tapestry of "The Fall Guy."

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This episode dives deep into the glittering mysteries and dark corners of “The Acolyte” (2024), the newest addition to the Star Wars universe. From refining Indara’s storyline to introducing a Sith Lord with a chilling red lightsaber, we unpack what works and what doesn’t in this promising series.

Join us for an engaging breakdown of the choreography and dialogue, our take on the inconsistent episode length, and why the Star Wars fandom seems split. We’ll even touch on the curious introduction of Qimir, the potion dealer – could he be intertwined with the Sith in unexpected ways? Our discussion spans timelines and references, from Darth Plagueis to potential Yoda cameos.

We’re not just discussing what is; we’re venturing into what could be. Whether it’s reworking the first episode or enhancing the thriller aspects, there’s a lot we’d tweak. So buckle up your podracers, because this conversation will jump into lightspeed before you know it.

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"How did we get to a fireworks accident causing total character redundancy?" That moment had us laughing in disbelief as we tried to make sense of the critical plot flaws in the latest Spider-Man universe movie.

This episode dives into the tangled web of poor storytelling choices in "Madame Web (2023)." From the befuddling female spider names and inexplicable timeline issues to the severely underutilized characters like Spider-Woman, we unpack every misstep that leaves the audience scratching their heads. We even floated our ideas on how the story could've better spotlighted sidelined characters and delved into more dynamic and meaningful narratives. Think Spider-Woman is at the forefront, with Madame Web as a pivotal supporting character.

Naturally, no review would be complete without touching on the film's questionable character development, or lack thereof, and critiquing the decisions behind focusing on a character with underwhelming powers. And, of course, we question why a character with precognition didn't foresee her own catastrophic injury.

Join us as we navigate through Sony's uneven attempts at expanding their Spider-Man universe, discussing the flaws, frustrations, and potential improvements for future iterations. Plus, hear our take on how Marvel crossovers and a more engaging cast could save this tangled web of a film.

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Why would a General in future Earth's military enlist the help of an untrained analyst to stop the biggest A.I. threat humanity has ever encountered??

It's moments like these that had us questioning everything about Netflix's new original Sci-Fi movie, Atlas.

In this episode, we dive deep into the layers of this sci-fi spectacle, critiquing everything from plot holes to bizarre character choices. Jonathan and Kenny dissect the movie's lack of coherence, its campy moments reminiscent of a 90s B-movie, and the wildly inconsistent use of AI technology. We weigh in on Jennifer Lopez's performance and the Arc suits that seem inspired by Titanfall Titans and Pacific Rim Jaegers. Hell, one type of Titan in Titanfall is called an Atlas-class Titan! They couldn't have been more on the nose.

Trust us; our suggestions for a Titanfall-inspired prequel might just be the redemption arc Atlas needs.

From analyzing the A.I. motivations to discussing why any analyst would lead a defense team, we leave no stone unturned. Tune in for a hilarious and critical breakdown, where we imagine better character development and more sensible plotlines. If you've ever shaken your head at a movie and thought, "I could write that better," this episode is for you.

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Hey there, adventure seekers! This week, your hosts Kenny and Jonathan dive deep into the exhilarating (and somewhat convoluted) world of Indiana Jones in his latest escapade, "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny." 🕵️‍♂️ Prepare for laughs, heated debates, and a few head-scratching moments as we unravel the mysteries of this new adventure.

Ever wonder how historically accurate Indy's adventures are? So do we! But guess what? We didn’t bother checking. We’re here for the thrills, spills, and the sheer joy of Harrison Ford cracking that whip one last time.

Join us as we discuss the infamous dial, the surprise (or not-so-surprising) demise of Mutt, and the over-the-top action scenes that just keep on going. We also ponder the age-old question: can time travel ever make sense in a blockbuster movie? (Spoiler: probably not, but we’ll try to figure it out anyway.)

Don’t miss the hilarious moment when Jonathan realizes he hasn't been to the movies in a year and Kenny’s passionate rant about why Archimedes deserved better. Plus, we debate the future of the Indiana Jones franchise—will Wombat take up the mantle, or is this the end of the road for our favorite archaeologist?

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Today's episode dives deep into the churning waters and blazing fires of the "Avatar: The Last Airbender" live-action adaptation on Netflix. We analyze everything from the nail-biting battle between the Water Tribe and the Fire Nation to the emotional intensity of Sokka and Yui's relationship. Plus, a focus on the spiritual guidance Aang receives from Avatar Kuruk adds layers to his quest in mastering the elements.

We'll also share some thoughts on what could have enhanced the storytelling, like delving deeper into Jet's backstory, which felt noticeably short-changed. Could a few additional scenes have given his character the depth he deserved?

Join us as we bend our way through the successes and pitfalls of bringing this beloved world to life. Whether you're Team Avatar or secretly rooting for the Fire Nation, this discussion is set to heat things up!

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Who knew popcorn and caviar could make such a mouth-watering combination—or such a bizarrely hilarious moment during a Vault escapade? It was a scene that lightened up the whole atmosphere amidst the dying ghouls and power armor battles, making us laugh out loud as Maximus dove into these extravagant vault luxuries.

This episode completes our journey into the critically acclaimed yet complex world of "Fallout." We dissect the narrative developments, from miraculous survivals and epic power struggles to game-changing technological discoveries. We hone in on character arcs like Cooper's perplexing moral journeys and the underutilization of characters like Moldaver while also enjoying the thrilling elements of Vault 31's mystery. And who could ignore the heart-pounding climactic battle that set the stage for the future of the show?

However, our discussion wouldn't be complete without acknowledging the elements we'd tweak—like the sometimes jarring tonal shifts and the overexposure of information we just don't need quite yet. Join us as we unpack these dynamic episodes and speculate on the possible future twists and turns of the Fallout universe.

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Today's episode peels back the layers of the ongoing television adaptation of the beloved game series, "Fallout." We zero in on the slowly unfolding vault mystery, detailed character alignments à la D&D, and much more. From Lucy's morally complex choices in the wasteland to the portrayal of ghoul psychology and the ever-mysterious fate of the vault dwellers, we're unpacking it all. Plus, we speculate on how expanded vault plotlines might enrich the narrative, blending Kenny's wish for more backstory with a touch of our usual critical twist.

And while we're fans of the format, we muse over the potential benefits of weekly releases, debating how this could enhance viewer engagement and maintain suspense across the series.

Join us as we navigate through the rubble of the apocalypse, analyzing the humane and the horrific in "Fallout." Make sure you've caught up on the latest episodes—this discussion is teeming with spoilers, and insider takes on what could make the Vault saga even more gripping.

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Imagine trying to gauge the size of a mushroom cloud with nothing but your thumb—sounds like something straight out of a survival manual, right? In the pilot episode of the much-anticipated "Fallout" series, we glimpse just that: a sly nod to the grim humor and post-apocalyptic survival themes that gamers and new viewers can equally appreciate.

Today, we're diving into the wasteland to discuss Amazon's surprise midweek bombshell, the release of "Fallout." From the intriguing setup of a character leaving the vault in search of her father to the meticulous inclusion of Pip Boys, Nuka Colas, and Radaways, this show packs a punch that lands us right in the world we've spent countless hours exploring through our controllers. We've got Kenny, swept by nostalgia from his "Fallout 3" days, and Jonathan, with his sharp observations on narrative choices that shaped the series' direction.

While we explore the nods and references that resonate with our love for the video game franchise, we can't help but add our two cents about a certain plot twist and how we would steer the narrative arc if we had the pen. What's a discussion without a little creative reimagining?

Tune in as we unravel the layered storytelling of "Fallout." We loiter at the intersection of familiar and fresh, discussing everything from Max's potential to ghoul dynamics and those choice surprise cameos. And don't worry—we've got a protective vault of our own ideas just waiting to be opened for future episodes.

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In this delve into the intricate world of "Avatar the Last Airbender's" live-action reimagining, we're slicing through episodes 5 and 6 like a sword through cabbages. We unravel the enigmatic spirit Koh, courtesy of George Takei's resonant voice, and brush up against more serious themes such as war's impact on youth. Sprinkle in Sokka's burgeoning skills as a tactician and some personal revelations from the spirit world, and you've got a potent mix of drama and character growth.

We also can't help but wonder: What if the episodes leaned more heavily into the creators' darker original vision or enhanced the emphasis on individual strength versus teamwork? Ride along with us as we discuss these untapped storylines.

We finish with a nod to the live-action's narrative choices and, yes, our quirky watching habits: Jonathan's multitasking versus Kenny's laser focus (unless an actor's trivia beckons). We tackle it all and ponder a little what we'd tweak if given the chance.

Consider this your literary bending session, where we flex our most contemplative muscles and leave no stone or storyline unturned.

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A roller coaster ride through Omashu that leaves you questioning - How did they channel the animated fun into these high-stakes, live-action sequences? That's just a glimpse of the exciting dissection we have in store as we discuss the latest episodes of the earth-shattering series "Avatar: The Last Airbender."

Dive into the nuances of a world where the bending of elements reflects the complexities of its characters. This episode peels back the layers of the alterations, specifically around the secret tunnel's wall, and how they reshape the original narrative. We debate the darker tones in the new adaptation, from Bumi's aggressive stance to Jet's morally ambiguous journey, and whether these shifts deepen the lore or dilute the essence.

Join us as we discuss Aang's capture, Iroh and Zuko's familial ties, and the absence of Sokka and Katara's "creeping crystal" escapade, which we might have kept for its sheer, crystalline charm. And remember to stay till the end for a spirited chat about those cut episodes – were they really non-essential filler or missed opportunities for rich character development?

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Who would have thought the voice of the Cabbage Guy from the animated classic would cross over to the live-action realm? It's a small but delightful nod that had us chuckling as we watched the world of bending come to life once more.

This episode is all about the ambitious journey of remaking an animated legend into a live-action spectacle as we unpack every element of Netflix's "Avatar: The Last Airbender." From Zuko's complex backstory to Sokka's evolved humor and the downplaying of his early-series sexism, this live adaptation has a lot to talk about. We even touch on our love for Uncle Iroh and our anticipations for the blood-bending and lightning-bending to make their darker, more intense debuts.

Ever notice when you swap the humor-filled antics of chronic failure for grim realism, you might just lose a bit of that magical charm? While we chew on the grittier aspects of the live-action series, debate the virtues of Sokka's character changes, and reflect on the departure of the original creators from the project, we do so with the love of die-hard fans.

Could the absence of the original creators be the twist the story didn't need? We speculate, we analyze, and we even find space to praise the darker tone that has us cautiously hopeful for future seasons. So, grab your boomerang or your bending scrolls, and let's see if this adaptation can truly soar like a lemur or if it's destined to sink like a platypus bear with a belly full of rocks.

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In the sprawling wastelands of a post-nuclear California, vault dwellers, ghouls, and factions vie for power—or just a glimmer of humanity. This week, we’ve locked sights on the trailer for the much-anticipated Fallout TV series, and let me tell you, it's detonated our expectations. From Ella Purnell venturing out of the Vault on a rescue mission to Walton Goggins and Aaron Moten’s transformation into Ghouls and Brothers to the whispers of a new game on the horizon, we're combing through the irradiated details that promise to shake the Vaults of our imaginations.

Kenny spills his guts about nightmares of nuclear annihilation, while Jonathan dissects the morally ambiguous world of Vault-Tec, stirring up a radioactive cocktail of anticipation and dread for the series debut. Grab your Pip-Boys and join the discussion as we explore the end of the world, as we (don’t) want to know it.

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Today, we took a deep dive into the fiery depths of 'Volcano,' from the explosive partnership of Mike and Amy to trying to douse lava with hoses. Oh, the Hollywood magic!

We pondered on the portrayal of disaster readiness and giggled over the seriously steamy special effects. Did anyone really believe that building demolition diversion tactic?

The mix of intense action and touching subplots had us on edge, but we couldn't help craving a little more realism with our rubble.

So, was this disaster flick a blast or a bust? Tune into our episode to hear all about it, from skepticism to surprises.

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Until next time, keep reading between those cinematic lines!

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It's Kenny here from "We're Too Literary," where Jonathan and I just wrapped up a fiery discussion on the '90s classic "Dante's Peak." From Pierce Brosnan's dynamic portrayal to the critical analysis of on-screen volcanic eruptions, we dove deep into what makes this flick a memorable yet scientifically questionable adventure. We talked about what we'd change for a more authentic story and balanced out panning the inaccuracies with our appreciation for the movie's visual feats. If you're intrigued by the blend of fact, fiction, and intense natural disasters, tune in to our latest episode for a scorching critique and some explosive laughs. Don't forget to subscribe and let us know your take on cinema's volcanic ventures.

Remember that moment when Tom Cruise's character, Major Cage, comically tries to roll under a truck to escape training, only to meet an untimely and rather slapstick demise? This scene perfectly encapsulates the unique blend of humor and high-stakes action that "Edge of Tomorrow" masterfully delivers.

In today's episode, we don the exosuits and dive headfirst into the time-looping, alien-fighting frenzy of the 2014 sci-fi spectacle, "Edge of Tomorrow." We'll dissect the evolution of Cage from a PR guru to a warrior, debate the nitty-gritty of the film's intricate time-loop logic, and ponder over the creatures' origins that have Earth caught in an unwinnable war – until now.

Let's just say if it were up to us, we'd tweak the storyline to give a more robust explanation of the time loop phenomenon and the dynamics of Major Cage's blackmail situation. How would the story unfold if characters retained their time-travel abilities post-loop, and what if the sequel had our leads wielding the power of time itself? We've got ideas that could have propelled the plot to even more thrilling territory.

So, reset your day, join the loop of our conversation, and maybe, just maybe, we'll discover the secret to breaking free from the cycle of cinematic déjà vu.

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Imagine a team of stout-hearted dwarves traversing alien planets, mining precious resources, and battling hordes of monstrous creatures—all with a film crew in tow trying to capture their every harrowing and hilarious misadventure. That's the wild nugget of this episode's riff session, which dives into the cavernous depths of a potential "Deep Rock Galactic" TV adaptation – laughs, thrills, and space-dwarf solidarity included.

This week, the cavern quakes with storytelling potential as we mine the game's lore-rich veins for comedic gold and action-packed crystals, debating what makes for the ultimate underground viewing experience. Should it echo the dark humor and mission-centric escapades seen in animated series like "Rick and Morty," or take a page from the dwarven legend of Karl, embracing the spirit of shows with a deeper narrative through-line?

And let's not forget, we're waving our hefty pickaxes at the possibility of an animated series format, pondering whether Netflix or Hulu will dig deep into their pockets to finance such a venture. Our banter is laden with cautious optimism and the faintest echo of skepticism born from past adaptation blunders (*cough* "Doom" *cough*). All the while, we entertain the thought of a satirical twist with a mockumentary edge because who wouldn't want to see a camera crew dodging glyphid grunts in the world's most dangerous workspace?

This tunnel leads to unknown riches or certain doom—strap in, listeners because we're going on an expedition to uncover the gems of a hypothetical "Deep Rock Galactic" series with you. And perhaps, somewhere along the way, we'll find our own version of Karl.

DISCLAIMER: Spoiler alert! "We're Too Literary" will dive deep into the folds of the narrative, characters, and world-building aspects of the media we dissect. Our conversations are filled with analysis and reimagining, which are crucial for offering our take on how the story unfolds. Thanks for tuning in and getting literary with us.

In a world where Deadpool confidently claims his position as the "Marvel Jesus," we can't help but chuckle at the audacity. This episode unpacks every quip, jab, and revelation from the newly dropped trailer for "Deadpool and Wolverine," leaving us pondering the implications of Deadpool's potential impact on the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

From the humorous whiplash-inducing edits to Deadpool's birthday celebration with the X-Force, and the unexpected twist involving the TVA, this trailer is a rollercoaster ride of action and witty banter. As we eagerly anticipate the return of cherished characters and the integration of mutants into the Marvel universe, this episode delves into the mayhem of Deadpool's arrival and what it could mean for the future of the franchise.

So grab your chimichangas, and let's dive headfirst into the wild and wonderful world of "Deadpool and Wolverine."

DISCLAIMER: Spoiler alert! "We're Too Literary" will dive deep into the folds of the narrative, characters, and world-building aspects of the media we dissect. Our conversations are filled with analysis and reimagining, which are crucial for offering our take on how the story unfolds. Thanks for tuning in and getting literary with us.

Get ready to jump into the animated world of everyone's favorite Italian plumber brothers, Mario and Luigi, as we review the highly anticipated 2023 release of The Super Mario Bros. Movie! Will the animated film from Illumination finally give us the Mario Bros. experience we've been waiting for, or will it fall into the same pit as its notorious predecessor from the 90s?

Join us as we discuss the questionable casting choices, the distaste for mushrooms [power-ups], and whether or not we'll see a cameo from Bowser's long-lost cousin, Larry.

Tune in for laughs, nostalgia, and plenty of "It's-a me, Mario!" impressions in this We're Too Literary episode.

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Welcome back to We're Too Literary!

This week we dive deep into the cinematic dumpster fire that is the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie. Join us as we try to make sense of the absurd plot, cringe at the terrible acting, and wonder how Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo managed to keep straight faces throughout filming. Will we find any redeeming qualities in this hot mess? Probably not, but at least we'll have a good laugh trying. So grab some popcorn (or mushrooms, if that's your thing) and join us for a wild ride down memory lane.

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I can't believe we did it. We watched the last six episodes of this...show.

It's still not Scooby-Doo. It's still probably not supposed to be. They finally offered a way to spin having Scooby-Doo be introduced to the show possibly. But at this point, we are pretty convinced they're trying to be an outlandish Mystery Gang a la Interdimensional Cable from Rick & Morty.

Join us as we dive deep for one more watch of Velma. At least until there is a season 2...we'll watch it for you, don't worry.

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We did it. We watched the first four episodes of this...show.

It's not Scooby-Doo. It's probably not supposed to be. But we're gonna make it an actual Scooby-Doo show. Join us as we discuss how we would re-write this whole series in a way feels true to the dynamic of the original Mystery Gang.

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Fifteen years after becoming one of the natives, Jake Sully has settled in the suburbs with his wife and kids, only to find the idyllic life weighing him down. In his moments of solitude, he finds himself wild with flights of passion for a world he doesn’t know and a life he has never lived. But these are mere moments before the monochromatic prism that is his life brings him back to reality…

Until the stars begin to fall…

Oh yeah, and there’s a pretty cool space whale.

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Convenient twin death!

Space Cats!

Watch as John Smith Jake Sully travels to Pandora to take his twin brother’s place to woo Pocahontas Neytiri and save the Na’vi from the colonizers!

All this AND MORE! In James Cameron’s Avatar!

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This month we dive into a disaster of a Christmas movie called 'Fatman.'

From the ridiculous plotline of a mobster-like child hiring a hitman to kill Santa Claus, to the absurd writing that claimed this movie was a dark comedy and also made the hitman seem like the good guy until the very end, we have a lot to say about this movie.

So grab some cookies and milk (or a bottle of your favorite alcohol to numb the pain), and join us as we tear apart this poor excuse for a dark comedy. Trust us...you won't want to miss this trainwreck of a movie.

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In 2600 B.C. the hierarchy of the DC Universe changed. In 2022 it changed again…

Maybe?

Intergang makes their explosive debut on screen with technology and weapons that rivals nations. It’s only a matter of time before they’re able to integrate kryptonite into their weaponry.

Wait, no… that’d make more sense.

Watch as Dwayne Johnson explodes onto the scene (and through several walls because it’s funny) as he finally brings Black Adam to the big screen!

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Captain Pete Mitchell has spent his career chasing the edge and running from responsibilities. Now, at the verge of being retired, his old friend Iceman calls him in for one more mission that only Maverick is uniquely equipped to handle. Of fucking course.

Let’s take flight! Jaw-dropping visuals keep you immersed in the action as you watch the broad strokes of Top Gun play out again.

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The incredible true* story of one of the greatest musical artists of our generation!

Follow along as we delve into the details and share with you some of our favorite rumors and theories from the mysterious life of Al Yankovic.

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We've all had bad nights but Miles takes home the trophy on this one! Some cheap beer and some zingers about a troll’s mother leaves him with a nasty hangover and some pistols bolted on! No big deal, we've all been there. Now he's in for the fight of his life as he tries to climb the SKIZM leaderboards.

Join us this week as we dive into Guns Akimbo! A movie starring Daniel Radcliffe and Samara Weaving.

This movie was a trip and we can't wait to tell you our thoughts on it.

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Come little writers

We'll take thee away

Into a land of enchantment

Where we'll consume your souls and use them to feed our creativity that will last for an eternity!

Muahahaha! Just kidding!

Hang out with us this week on another exciting episode of We're Too Literary.

If you couldn't tell by the parody song, we're discussing Hocus Pocus 2 this week. Just in time for All Hollow's Eve!

We hope you enjoy!

Happy Halloween! 🎃

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When your Evil Stepmother™️ is keeping you down, Ted has your back! A little compassion, a little kindness, and this [redacted] will light your path and your enemies with his patent-pending hands of light.

Watch along as our fearless Heroine fumbles to save the day and earns herself the titular Bloodstone so that she can order the Man Holding a Cane to clean up her mess. No, seriously, nobody has names in this thing. 🤣

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Listen along as we delve into the (almost) back half of Edgerunner as David is forced to deal with the fallout of a mission gone south and his own impending loss of self.

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You'd think there would be a Halo in this new streaming series based on the award-winning video game Halo, but there isn't, or is there?

Listen along as we discuss what we enjoyed about the first episode of the new Halo series on Paramount+ and our overall take on the show. When we learned of the Silver Timeline, we knew this wouldn't be the Halo story we thought it would be.

DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

Only the best know not to violate code 605. Fortunately, we’re not here for the best.

Listen along as we try to suss out this lore-thick movie, and figure out if we liked it or not while wondering what all those code violations are and how anyone gets anything done WITHOUT violating anything.

Jamie Foxx and Snoop Dogg headline this schlocky call back to 90’s action. While enjoyable on-screen, I wish they’d go further back and star together in a remake of my favorite 80’s Disney film. They’ve got the names for it.

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Uncle May!? Aunt Ben?! Listen along as we figure that out ourselves.

Welcome to the first episode of We’re Too Literary!

In this episode, we discuss the semi-recent Marvel movie release — Spider-Man: No Way Home

Join us as we discuss our favorite moments of the movie and the aspects that we’d might have changed if we had written it.

DISCLAIMER: We're Too Literary will be full of spoilers about whatever media we discuss. This series is intended to discuss all aspects of the media we're covering each week and is necessary for us to provide our own perspectives on how we might write the story differently. We appreciate your understanding.

Welcome to We're Too Literary!

A podcast about two guys, two amateur writers, who get together and discuss some of their favorite stories and how they might do it differently.

Episodes releasing weekly!