Explore every episode of the podcast Web Crawlers
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| Bimbo News: Listeria, Salsa, & Chimps | 02 Sep 2024 | 00:54:42 | |
Pilot on mushrooms, woman set fires to flirt with firefighters, burglar distracted by book, nudist colony couiple murdered, Oasis reuniting, paralympics, Kelly Clarkson’s salsa, Chimp Crazy, and more! Book: The Country Will Bring Us No Peace - Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes every other week! - Intro song: Joren Cain Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Bimbo News: Breakdancing, Earthquakes, & Trap | 20 Aug 2024 | 01:05:56 | |
Raygun’s breakdancing, earthquakes, stranded astronauts, Blake Lively drama, Katy Perry’s rough year, Ketamine Queen, Laci Peterson doc, (spoiler free) thoughts on Trap, and more! Join our Patreon for video episodes and True Crime episodes every other week! Intro song: Joren Cain Outro song: Elektrodinosaur 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Bimbo News: Volvo Island & Hot Scientists | 26 Mar 2024 | 00:48:53 | |
NEWS: Princess Kate’s annoucement. Pig kidney transplant. Blow dryer accident resulting in amputation. Volvo Island. John Hinckley Jr’s thoughts on Sydney Sweeney. Woman almost abducted by Uber driver in NYC, and more. TV: Quiet on Set. Three Body Problem MOVIES: Stormy Daniels doc - Intro song: Joren Cain Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Bimbo News: Barbenheimer & Talking Parrots | 26 Jul 2023 | 01:00:48 | |
TV & MOVIES: Barbie, Oppenheimer, Sound of Freedom, 90 Day Fiancé, Children Ruin Everything on The CW, Dear David movie. NEWS: mysterious light blinking in space, talking parrots, constipation is linked with cognitive decline, winning Powerball ticket sold in LA, Margot Robbie faked death to prank babysitter, man lost at sea with dog for 3 months, girl won $800k lawsuit from McDonald’s chicken nugget burn, passengers stuck on hot ass plane for 4 hours. 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Hansel & Gretel & The Great Famine of 1315 | 25 Jul 2023 | 00:29:20 | |
The story of Hansel & Gretel was likely inspired by the worst famine in European history, where parents abandoned- and possibly ate- their children. 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT | 22 Jul 2023 | 00:03:35 | |
Don't freak out! But we're making some changes to the podcast! Subscribe to Patreon: patreon.com/webcrawlers 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: Taco Meat in the Heater Vent | 20 Jul 2023 | 00:28:39 | |
A raunchy text accidentally sent to mom. Marquis de Sade is a weird dude. Turns out James Cameron IS problematic. Severed finger in a box. Feeling the baby move. Insight from a trans man about gong from the women’s restroom to the men’s. Taco meat in the heating vent & sexting interrupted by fish sticks. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Bimbo News: Tom Cruise & Gang Gang | 19 Jul 2023 | 00:58:14 | |
90 Day Fiancé, Claim to Fame, Vanderpump nominated for Emmy, Melissa’s Unisom addiction, Kardashians, Mission Impossible rules, unapologetically loving Tom Cruise, penis enlargement death, guy who posted the viral white/gold dress accused of murder, Long Island serial killer arrested, new cruise ship 5 times the size of Titanic, SAG strike, confusing TikTok Lives, Carlee Russel update, babies thrown at you scam in Italy. 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Spencer Herron's Double Life | 18 Jul 2023 | 00:38:07 | |
Jenifer Faison reconnected with her college boyfriend Spencer Herron 20 years after they broke up. They fell back in love, got married, but then Jenifer discovered Spencer’s devastating double life. 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: Terrifying Sleep Talk Recording | 13 Jul 2023 | 00:31:40 | |
Ghost bra. Yeah baybeee. Poop date update. Terrifying Sleep Talk app recording. Missing Ali’s zingers. Grandpa faking his death. Bimbo bread. The origin of Saved By The Bell is insane. High altitude is bad for sensitive tummies. Conjuring camping is actually not that expensive. Conspiracy: when Beyonce launches a world tour a legendary musician dies. You’re addicted to leg. 626-634-2069 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Bimbo News: Bad Week For Men | 12 Jul 2023 | 00:52:26 | |
Jonah Hill’s texts, Keke Palmer’s BF sucks, Threads app, Rudy Farias update, Britney Spears Vegas debacle, ppl contracted HIV from a spa, UFOs in Italy, Larry Nassar stabbed in prison, why more ppl watch subtitles, Alison Mack released from prison, 90 Day Fiancé, Age of Influence on Hulu, Ashley Madison Doc, The Idol Selena Gomez theory, & Ali’s nasal surgery. 626-634-2069 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Galapagos Affair | 11 Jul 2023 | 00:27:11 | |
In the 1930s a nudist doctor and his mistress, a family of three, and a woman who proclaimed herself a Baroness along with her two lovers all settled onto the uninhabited island of Floreana in the Galapagos Archipelago. They thought they’d be living in paradise but ended up all hating each other. Soon after they arrived, people started to disappear and die. It’s a bizarre mystery that remains unsolved. 626-634-2069 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: Grandpa's Severed Finger | 06 Jul 2023 | 00:36:36 | |
VOICEMAILS: Not being able to play with collectible Barbies. Grandpa kept his finger in a jar. Oxidizing jewelry. Pranking your mom with a praying mantis egg. Imperfect Foods synchronicity. Men’s bathroom report. Fifty nifty United States suggestion. Pink/purple sisters. It was a crazy Thursday at the funeral home. Asking for your tonsils back. Cleaning McDonald’s ice cream machine bi-weekly. 626-634-2069 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: Surgeries & Chocolates | 21 Mar 2024 | 00:26:01 | |
VOICEMAILS: Post tonsil removal. Chantel from 90 Day is difficult. Giving flight attendants chocolates. Kate Middleton Mother’s Day. 1996 movie Fear. - Theme song: Elektrodinosaur - 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Bimbo News: Field of Lies | 05 Jul 2023 | 00:54:28 | |
Colleen Ballinger, Kyle Richards & Maurico break up, The Other Two production drama, Aspartame is a possible carcinogen, TikTok psychic spoke to Bill Paxton, Twitter is broken, Kevin Costner’s divorce, world’s ugliest dog contest, live on a cruise ship for a year, Ali’s date with a former Real World cast member, broken rollercoaster, ghost explanations, Tom Hanks’ niece’s meltdown on Claim to Fame, Bachelorette contest might be lying about having a son, Ali’s teacher dated an American Gladiator, The Idol finale. 626-634-2069 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Audrey Marie Hilley: The Black Widow of Alabama | 04 Jul 2023 | 00:39:02 | |
Audrey Marie Hilley aka the Black Widow of Anniston, Alabama was obsessed with keeping a perfect image of herself and her family, but inside her was a darkness no one saw coming. This wild story involves arsenic poisoning, escaping prison, and a surprise twin sister. 626-634-2069 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: How Do You Keep Friends? | 29 Jun 2023 | 00:35:15 | |
EMAILS: Scary experience with medicine from Mexico. VOICEMAILS: Listener did some weird shit with their Barbies. A kid accidentally ordering an expensive Malibu Barbie Dream Home via Alexa. A dog sitting experience that sounds like the start of a horror movie. A lot of kids have gone missing in Cleveland. How do you maintain friendships? Making your Barbies give birth. Advice on selling feet pics. 626-634-2069 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Bimbo News: Endless Buffets | 28 Jun 2023 | 00:37:13 | |
Ali talks about her trip to Xcaret in Mexico. The orcas are at it again. Blood red crickets are invading Nevada. A new ocean could split Africa in two. New Rubik’s cube world record. Elon & Zuckerberg might fight. DB Cooper in an Uber? Kanye’s unaired Pilot. All the good and bad TV we watched.
626-634-2069 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The OceanGate Titanic Submersible Tragedy | 27 Jun 2023 | 00:51:06 | |
The search for a missing OceanGate submersible ended in tragedy when all five passengers were declared dead from a catastrophic implosion. Many questions are being asked about what happened to the vessel, the experimental materials used to construct it, and why the CEO chose to avoid warnings from industry leaders in deep-sea exploration. We discuss the bizarre tweets Hamish Harding’s stepson sent to Blink 182, the familial connection Stockton Rush’s wife has to Titanic passengers, and we also read an email we received from a former OceanGate employee. Real-time animation of Titanic sinking 626-634-2069 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: Jar of Happiness | 22 Jun 2023 | 00:48:01 | |
VOICEMAILS: A fear of vomiting. Pooping yourself in your car. Target is lame for getting rid of Pride merch. Persimmon poop emergency. Vacation induced constipation. A famous murderer lived in a listener’s small town in the UK. M&M store in Vegas. Staying the night at a date’s house after you ate sugar free gummy bears. Reno River Festival creeper. 626-634-2069 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Bimbo News: Lost Submarine & Importing Fruit Roll Ups | 21 Jun 2023 | 00:45:34 | |
NEWS: OceanGate submarine to visit the Titanic has gone missing. Ghamping at the Conjuring house. Smuggling fruit roll ups into Israel for a TikTok challenge. Pharmaceuticals in Mexico are reported to contain fentanyl and other drugs. The orcas are attacking yachts. Woman knocks on coffin cuz she’s not dead. Faking your death for TikTok. Woman thought she rescued a lemur. Tourists trying to “help” animals in Yellowstone. Human remains from Harvard morgue sold on black market. A 28-year-old in high school. 626-634-2069 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Joe Diamond Reads Our Minds | 20 Jun 2023 | 01:12:35 | |
Mind reader, mentalist, & magician Joe Diamond joins the show to talk about performing in haunted theaters, “hacking” the pentagon, what type of person becomes a mentalist, and then he attempts to read our minds. A few listeners join us on Zoom (including ya gurl Becca & a very late John E.L. Tenney) to partake in some fun number & card magic. 626-634-2069 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: Women's Bathrooms are Magical | 15 Jun 2023 | 00:33:39 | |
VOICEMAILS: Pink & Purple sisters. People are very nice in women’s bathrooms. Turns out those meteors were actually planes. Children’s grief books. A past lives reading. How to do dead people’s makeup. Teaching globalization through the history of boy bands. Anonymous first time caller. High as hell at a Yung Gravy show. 626-634-2069 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| A Severed Leg Found in a Grill | 13 Jun 2023 | 00:34:37 | |
In 2007 Shannon Whisnant bought a barbecue smoker at a storage unit auction. When he got home he opened the grill to discover a human leg. John Wood, the owner of the leg, wanted it back, but Shannon had different plans. Thus began a ridiculous legal battle for custody of the leg. Sources: Finders Keepers (2015 film) Rolling Stone article by Scott Tobias 626-634-2069 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Bimbo News: Costco Gold & Gambling Debts | 19 Mar 2024 | 00:41:10 | |
NEWS: More shit falling off Boeing planes. Costco is now selling gold. Meghan Markle’s lifestyle brand. New AI song. Bruno Mars is in serious gambling debt. TV: Love is Blind. The Gentleman. MOVIES: Ricky Stanicky - Intro song: Joren Cain Outro song: Elektrodinosaur - 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Bimbo News - Surprise! | 12 Jun 2023 | 00:34:59 | |
Surprise! We’re gonna start doing a little weekly News/TV/Pop Culture show where we talk about what’s happening in the world. This week’s subjects: Vanderpump Rules, 90 Day Fiancé, praying mantis egg in Melissa’s house, a million pennies found, dog with world’s longest tongue, Danny Devito seeing ghosts, UFO whistleblower, Rainbolt the Geoguesser. 626-634-2069 Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: Up The Duff | 08 Jun 2023 | 00:30:37 | |
VOICEMAILS: Driving on the wrong side of Topanga canyon. Nicholas Rossi is Mike Meyers. Maggerdoodle needs to stop eating lunch while listening to mailbag episodes. Britney Spears AI conspiracy. The island of dolls in Mexico City. A listener found an item in their house that once belonged to a serial killer. Coincidence on Grey’s Anatomy. Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| History of Barbie | 06 Jun 2023 | 00:54:42 | |
Did you know Barbie’s original design was based on a 1952 German comic-strip featuring a sassy high-class escort called Bild Lilli? It took Ruth Handler, the co-creator of Barbie, years to convince her male colleagues that Barbie would be a hit. She has come a long way since then. She’s an astronaut, a doctor, a teacher, has ran for president multiple times, and owns over 40 pets. Unfortunately, Mattel has made many missteps over the years trying to modernize Barbie, as well as Ruth getting in trouble for financial fraud. Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: The Mac Counter for Corpses | 01 Jun 2023 | 00:29:45 | |
VOICEMAILS: Did we watch the Coronation? Too many Fiber One bars & shampoo lotion. Listeners collaborating on album art! Holes in food bags. Working at a funeral home. Not enough public restrooms in San Fran. Listener’s daughter is obsessed with K-Pop. Newborns are hilarious. Traumatizing experience at the Grand Canyon bathrooms. The Kimberly story. The dynamic is back, baby! Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Authors Who Killed Their Husbands | 30 May 2023 | 00:34:32 | |
Daniel Brophy, a chef and instructor at the Oregon Culinary Institute in Portland, was found dead by his students in 2018. Daniel's wife, author Nancy Brophy, became a suspect because of a blog post she wrote titled ‘How to Murder Your Husband’ and her lengthy search history containing different ways to murder someone. Kouri Richins, a Utah-based author known for writing a children's book on grief after her husband, Eric Richins, died titled ‘Are You With Me?’ was arrested and charged with the murder of Eric. She was accused of poisoning her husband with fentanyl in order to receive a huge payout from his will, but to her surprise, she was no longer on his will. Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: There’s Always Stuff Going On Up In The Sky | 25 May 2023 | 00:32:56 | |
VOICEMAILS: A lab technician tells us why it’s so hard to test for Lyme disease. What’s with all the meteors. An update on Becca’s missing wrap and her Ouija board from the town mystic. Why some ingredients are banned in Europe and not here. Blue dreams. Ring backs. No, Ali. Dave Matthews synchronicity. Coors lawsuit. Listener’s mom took her to a Sister Hazel concert. Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Elisabeth Finch: Grey's Anatomy Writer Who Faked Cancer | 23 May 2023 | 00:35:19 | |
Elisabeth Finch was a writer on Gray's Anatomy for over 6 years. She told her colleagues she had been diagnosed with a rare bone cancer, had an abortion because of chemotherapy, experienced sexual assault, and had a friend die in a horrific shooting, which she wrote into storylines. She was given special treatment to accommodate her illness, including extra time off to travel to the Mayo Clinic. But when an email arrived to Shonda Rhimes' production company claiming it was all a lie, Elisabeth had to come clean.
SOURCES: The Ankler: https://theankler.com/p/shocker-disney-investigating-greys Vanity Fair: https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2022/05/greys-anatomy-elisabeth-finch-truth-lies Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: Free Oujia Board (Not Haunted) | 18 May 2023 | 00:32:40 | |
VOICEMAILS: A damp surprise in a car. A spooky doppelgänger playing hide & seek. A free and definitely not haunted Ouija board made a Trader Joe’s wrap go missing. A missing woman ordered a shrimp sandwich. Lucid dreaming without being attacked by a demon. Suspected case of Olestra. Joren’s first tattoo. Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Nicholas Alahverdian aka Arthur Knight | 16 May 2023 | 00:40:15 | |
Nicholas Alahverdian aka Nicholas Rossi aka Arthur Knight, was an outspoken advocate for Rhode Island foster children, often spending time at the State House lobbying officials, died in February 2020. At least that’s what his obituary says. However, US authorities say he’s a con artist and sex offender who faked his own death to avoid charges. He was located in Scotland using the name Arthur Knight, claiming to be an Irish orphan. He gave a bizarre interview where he used a comical fake accent while wearing an oxygen mask. Sources: Daily Beast article by Decca Muldowney Dateline Episode: ‘Dead Man Talking’ Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: My Son Needs A Cocaine Test For His Eye | 11 May 2023 | 00:34:34 | |
K-Pop concert tickets are expensive. Evangelical Christians used to be environmentalists. Turning into a werewolf on your period. A shocking new level to pooping in the shower. Nurses love us in Philly. A cocaine test for a 3-year-old’s eye. Becky’s got some good news! Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| 90 Day Fiance Recap: Gino's "Fan" Letter & Sizzling Gumbo | 14 Mar 2024 | 00:42:16 | |
90 Day Fiance Season 10 Tell-All part 2: Jasmine reads a letter she “found” addressed to Gino. Citra didn’t know what a one night stand meant. Nick got a job in Atlanta. Clayton’s mom no longer lives in his closet. Jasmine and Nikki are scheming. Single Life Season 4 Ep 11: Debbie leaves Miami. Chantal goes on one last date with Giannis. Natalie asks Michael to get back together. - Theme songs: Elektrodinosaur - 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Author Who Faked Her Death | 09 May 2023 | 00:35:41 | |
In 2020, the romance novel community was saddened to learn that author Susan Meachen died by suicide. On Facebook, Susan’s daughter asked for people to buy her mother’s book and donate to their family’s GoFundMe in honor of Susan. Two years later, the community was stunned to learn Susan was alive and well. She had also infiltrated the Facebook group as a fake member, accusing people of bullying Susan and causing her suicide. Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: Pooping Your Pants At Alcatraz | 04 May 2023 | 00:32:22 | |
VOICEMAILS: Hot coffee aroma. Your taxi driver being a long lost cousin. Is Bellingham really haunted? Coke with lime. Coke museum in Atlanta. Halo Top upsetting your tummy. Poop emergency at Comic-Con. Shitting your pants at Alcatraz. Having to poop on a run. Best Bjork album debate. Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| The Barefoot Bandit | 02 May 2023 | 00:42:19 | |
In 2007 a teenager from Washington was in the news for being a fugitive. His name is Colton Harris-Moore and he managed to elude police through a bunch of crimes involving stolen cars, boats, and even airplanes. He was known as the "Barefoot Bandit" because he rarely wore shoes while committing these crimes. He had a huge fan base online, but after two years on the run, he was captured in 2010 after crash-landing a stolen plane in the Bahamas. Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: Surprise in the Jacuzzi | 27 Apr 2023 | 00:32:41 | |
VOICEMAILS:Our voicemail line rings for waaaay too long. The math on the chances of us existing at the same time as aliens. Leaving a surprise in the jacuzzi for the mean swim teacher. Getting out of a rut. The car curse came for Maggerdoodles. Being inspired to get your drivers license. Where the hell is Sweet Baby James? Craig Killborn used to host the Daily Show. Another McDoanlds hot coffee theory. Turds in the pipes. Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Health & Wellness Scams | 25 Apr 2023 | 01:05:05 | |
Wellness trends are constantly changing. It seems like anyone with an instagram account who knows some buzz words can claim to know the key to health. What is actually helpful and what is a straight up lie? Peabody & Emmy Award-winning journalist Jane Marie from The Dream answers our questions about wellness industry scams, health & nutrition coaches, juice cleanses, and supplements. Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: Stacy, Stop! | 20 Apr 2023 | 00:35:51 | |
VOICEMAILS: Nightmares from the Brave Little Toaster, Stacy the ghost, Annie are you okay CPR connection, bounty hunter/driving instructor, walking by 3 murderers, why does Hillary have hot sauce in her bag, grocery store paying for school, never recognize people while lucid dreaming. Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| History of Velveeta Cheese | 18 Apr 2023 | 00:37:42 | |
Where did Velveeta cheese come from? Why does it melt unlike other cheeses? And why on earth was it considered a superfood in the 1930s? Also, the vintage Kraft recipes aimed towards housewives are deranged. Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: Grim Discovery On A Costa Rican Boat Trip | 13 Apr 2023 | 00:32:56 | |
VOICEMAILS: School bus “hijacking” story. Recurring Taco Bell dream. An insane discovery on a boat tour in Costa Rica. A scary night of dog sitting. An official statement from Maria about cannibalism. Bjork’s stalker. Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| Warning: May Cause Anal Leakage | 11 Apr 2023 | 00:39:33 | |
In 1996, Proctor & Gamble launched an artificial fat substitute called Olestra that promised we could eat all of our favorite junk with none of the calories. There was just one problem: it caused anal leakage. Also, the reviews for sugar free gummy bears are incredible, a listener story of an unfortunate side effect from a sugar substitute, and it turns out the Nestle company isn’t very nice. Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: Squirrel in the Garage | 06 Apr 2023 | 00:34:55 | |
EMAILS: A poem from Bigfoot to us. VOICEMAILS: Drivers ed teacher going to Arby’s. Pop or Soda? Passing driving test cuz ur Italian. Pibb Xtra. Coke Move. Pepsi owns fast food restaurants. An unsuccessful Digornio change. Starry. Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: Tork Talk Top That | 14 Mar 2024 | 00:22:09 | |
VOICEMAILS: Anti-fish bandit. Tattoo vending machines. Nacho cheese lube. Fuck cancer. The end of the curse. Flash Forward. Def the Torkelsons. Top That! Naked Attraction encounter. Sleepover questions. - Intro song: Elektrodinosaur - 626-634-2069 Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| McDonald's Hot Coffee Lawsuit | 04 Apr 2023 | 00:40:14 | |
In 1994, a woman become famous for suing McDonald’s because she spilled hot coffee on herself. She became a punchline, and the narrative was that she was a scammer looking to make money from a frivolous lawsuit. But, the reality of the case is quite different. Discord / Twitter / Instagram / Patreon / Merch Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/webcrawlers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | |||
| MAILBAG: Middle School Confession | 30 Mar 2023 | 00:26:40 | |
VOICEMAILS: Is Stitch a Puckwudgie? Push it real good! Cocky drivers never pass the test. Becky’s psychic visit. A voicemail too scary to play. The location of the real Area 51. Inconsequential middle school confession. The car curse lives on. Frances Perkins coincidence. Columbian hot dogs are confirmed delicious.
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| Food Spokespeople | 28 Mar 2023 | 00:41:46 | |
What happened to Wendy the Snapple lady and was the rumor about her cocaine habit true? Why does Ronald McDonald look so similar to Bozo the Clown? What’s the story behind the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. and how are they responsible for Chris Pratt? What the heck is Hamburger University? We answer all these questions!
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